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2017

05

Apr

Elsa Hosk Possible See Through to Nipples of the Day

Elsa Hosk is an old timer model because she’s pushing 30, but only a recent player in the Victoria’s Secret scene, probably in the last 3 years, which I guess in a 10 year career of a model is the equivalent of 10 years of her career, and really it’s the only years that matter, where she’s getting paid – because prior to VS she was doing titty photoshoots like a thirsty instagram girl…only in her case, it worked on a bigger scale than most instagram girls, who really only get sugardaddies out of the whole thing….

She’s at an event, apparently you can see a tit, I don’t see a tit, I see what looks like a trashy, old, tired, rough around the edges, Russian despite being Sweeden, Titty model that pulled a scam and got into VS because Candice wanted a break and this one looked most like her…but who knows….

Here are some of her lingerie pics for the Evil Panty Emperor…..

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2017

15

Mar

Elsa Hosk and Romee Strijd and Other Models in Lingerie on the Beach of the Day

I guess the exciting thing about Victoria’s Secret is that they objectify the fuck out of women – in this world of “don’t objectify me”….where there are companies that are making panties that absorb period blood that have slogans like “down with the patriarchy”…but for some reason, Victoria’s Secret can still get away with casting only hot fucking chicks with ridiculously measurements that none of their audience or market can actually live up to…where they produce photoshoots of these half naked women they pay and promote for being hot….daily…and no one is out there protesting…dumping blood on themselves like FEMEN…or some shit…

So here they are – throwing a bunch of girls in panties on the beach..high concept bullshit but who cares cuz I can stare at their model ass..which is really the whole point…at least I assume it is because I remember jerking off to their catalogs in the 90s pre- internet porn…making it porn to me…

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2017

24

Feb

Elsa Hosk, Stella Maxwell and Georgia Fowler Fashion Show See Through of the Day

It’s fashion week in Milan…and these models wore see through dresses for people to see their nipples as they walked the runways for very little money…but because it increases their profile and makes us really believe their bullshit lie that they are actual models…even thought they are actual models…but there is really no need for them in a world of all these DIY models who are less ego, more affordable, and probably do a better job…

I’ll let you figure out which VS model is which, which is amazing that all the VS girls are walking the runway, I guess VS is trying to shift their brand…as most brands wouldn’t touch one of those girls…they aren’t fashion -but either is fashion anymore…they just want people with followers and Victoria’s Secret is the number one promo model jobs around…the dream one.

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|Georgia Fowler|Stella Maxwell

2017

20

Feb

Elsa Hosk has a Nipple of the Day

In case you were wondering, Elsa Hosk has a nipple…

In case you don’t know who Elsa Hosk is, that is…..because she used to be a titty model…sure it was titty for fashion…but still a titty model.

Now she’s a victoria’s Secret model….who has a nipple…they frown upon models who don’t have nipples…those prejudice assholes with their NO NIPPLE SHAMING….

In case you don’t know what Victoria’s Secret is,….you don’t need to know, it’s some aggressively marketed mall brand shit, that really stupid people buy into and think is quality because the models they use are built up to be “celebrities” and thus important making the brand important…

I’m just glad they haven’t officially used fat chicks yet…but we know it’s coming….

She’s pretty hot though – to see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2017

06

Feb

Slutty Models for 10 Magazine of the Day

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10 Magazine is a British luxury quarterly magazine published in London, UK.

WHICH MEANS…actual models, not instagram models, will get half naked, or naked and posing in erotic poses like YOGA POSES, or MARTHA HUNT In her classic Martha HUNT FACE DOWN ASS UP, you know showing their flexibility, celebrating their bodies you’ve already seen in Victoria’s Secret, possibly in Victoria’s Secret, like some kind of advertorial, sponsored post, the BUZZFEED article of the fashion photoshoot worlld..>WHO KNOWS…

The models are:

Alanna Arrington, Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes, Sara Sampaio, Grace Elizabeth, Lily
Donaldson, Josephine Skriver, Cindy Bruna, Martha Hunt, Elsa Hosk, Maria Borges & Dilone

The pics are hot.

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|Fashion|Josephine Skriver|Martha Hunt|SFW|Stella Maxwell

2016

27

Dec

Elsa Hosk for Love Magazine Bullshit of the Day

Love magazine produces some real dog shit videos for their Christmas advent – even though Christmas was days ago – and advent isn’t supposed to be every singe day of decemeber – but they are so edgy, so innovative, they use top models, heavily followed models, and pander to their audience all the hopes to end the year in style, with lots more followers of their own, to sell ads against…it’s almost brilliant, the problem is that the creative direction like everything on the internet is lame, boring, repetitive, stupid, a miss use of eager to participate whores…and when you have talented or successful directors producing the videos – why the fuck is this low level shit what we are left with…it confuses me…but then again…I am either drunk or hungover and sometimes basic things like wiping my wife’s ass because she’s obese confuses me…

So here is titty model – who used to only show tit in photoshoots, before turning into a VS model because Candice Swanepoel wanted to breed – and she had the same look….not showing her tits…not even looking as good as she could thanks to that bull ring….and not being nude…

But it happened, and I’m lazy, so I’m posting it….dog shit or not…I’ll roll around in it.

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2016

21

Dec

Elsa Hosk’s Censored Nipple for Instagram Creeps me Out of the Day

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Elsa Hosk posted this picture of her censored tits on Instagram – I am posting it because it is really fucking creepy – she is promoting some nude calendar she is involved in – for LUI magazine, shot by Victoria’s Secret photographer David Bellemere, who is a good guy to know if you want to be a nude model, a titty model, naked on the internet enough for him to shoot you and for Victoria’s Secret to notice and give you a job….

So let that be a lesson all you internet social media sluts already know, get naked on the internet and maybe one day a big brand will take you seriously and give you actual money…and I want all of you to do it – so I can see what you look like naked…

Here are the uncensored pics – because uncensored is better…

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2016

08

Dec

Elsa Hosk Nipple Dress of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret model Elsa Hosk, who was cast to play Candice Swanepoel during Candice’s maternity leave, because she’s got the most Candice look, and she’s even the same age as Candice, just far less successful because before sleeping with the guy who books the VS models, you know for their mall brand content, she was just a Titty Model out of Sweden….

Well, you can’t teach an old dog new tricks as she walks around nipples out in public…because you can take the stripper out of the strip club, but you can’t take the stripclub out of the stripper…or something….she is just programmed to show her nipples…no matter how corporate or mainstream she goes…it’s all she knows..

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2016

07

Dec

Elsa Hosk – Naked for LUI Magazine and David Bellemere of the Day

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I am incapable of posting as quickly as David Bellemere releases pictures of nude Victoria’s Secret models…or really all models…because it just seems to be an endless supply of titties for fashion on girls who are ridiculously good looking, so good looking they have made a career out of it, but that in and of itself is ugly, vapid, superficial, and takes away from their outter beauty – making me think that despite making their own money at this shit, they still want rich and famous dudes to validate their existence, but maybe they are just in the scene, that’s who’s hitting them up, and why date a broke person –

Elsa Hosk, is a titty model from Sweden who got mainstream…because that’s how it works when you look like Elsa Hosk….things work out…

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2016

17

Nov

Elsa Hosk’s Risky Business of the Day

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I assume this is for some Victoria’s Secret ad, because Elsa Hosk, once a Titty Model, has become a mainstream underwear model, because sometimes titty modeling gets you noticed by big evil billion dollar brands – and they give you the opportunity to replace their other blonde 28 year old – while she’s out on maternity leave…because you wouldn’t want to ruin a good thing, or the balance of their marketing efforts – they need typecast sluts to fill roles….and they pay them well for it…even though they’d all do it for free as it validates all those years of showing their tits like strippers…..but for photographers…

The whole thing, including these GIFS is silly…but they are less feminine that Tom Cruises version….which probably excites some of you homos…

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