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2016

26

Jul

Elsa Hosk Harper’s Bazaar Greece of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret model, who was originally a nude model, because nude models can break into the mainstream unlike pornstars – so long as they fuck the right people…

Being a Victoria’s Secret model means she’s doing press and this shoot is for Harper’s Bazaar Greece that is far less Greek than I’d want it to be, if you know what I mean, and if you don’t, I mean ANAL…they built an ancient civilization off ANAL sex which I guess is what Hollywood did too, but not in the same way…because Greece celebrated anal sex, while hollywood pretends it doesn’t happen as to not upset the Christians…

EITHER WAY…there’s one semi panty in what looks like plastic wrap…or what you’d use if you killed her and had to dispose of her body…and if you know me…you know how much I love fabric that doesn’t breathe – especially when it comes in contact with pussy…

FETISHES EVERYWHERE…

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2016

22

Jun

Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Spain of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is the Swedish Candice Swanepoel replacement at Victoria’s Secret, but the interesting thing about her, that really isn’t interesting, all this stuff is just nonsense…

I feel like I’ve already posted these pics, probably 3000 or more times, not necessarily of Elsa Hosk, but every other Victoria’s Secret model and aspiring Victoria’s secret model, who takes cheesy pics like that…they don’t always have nopples in them, but for a bitch who started out as a nude model, who only broke into Victoria’s Secret at 27 years old, when other girls retire….at that age…because it took 8 years of her her getting topless to make enough noise to get cast in the right job that led to the evil human trafficking billion dollar brand….

This is part of the evil brand’s marketing strategy, pay magazines to promote the girls, because it promotes the brand…brilliant even if so simple…

I guess that means Elsa Hosk is corporate owned…and I like women who are owned, especially in this era of “women’s rights” even though they have rights….it’s not Suffragette..but let’s pretend it is.

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2016

12

May

Elsa Hosk Still Has Nipples of the Day

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I am not Elsa Hosk’s biggest creepy fan but I am exposed to Elsa Hosk all the fucking time doing what I do, which I am not quite sure what I do, but I see her face all over the place and as an immigrant working for a billion dollar brand, it’s safe to say the billion dollar brand is behind her being shoved down my throat…even though I should be the one doing the down throat shoving…but I am not because I am not sure what I do…so the throat fucking is done by the execs who cast her, before they figuratively shove her down our throats via marketing…

I do understand her hustle, I do appreciate that a nude model can make it in the world, it is like Kim Kardashian teaching young girls the importance of fucking in video to get rich and famous, even though we all know only 1-5 girls actually benefit from sex tapes, while the 1000s who do them just benefit me when I get to watch them….and that is just fine.

Elsa is still behind the scenes on the malll brand shoot looking great – because of her nipples.

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2016

11

May

Elsa Hosk Nipple and some Behind the Scenes Victoria’s Secret Models of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret has figured out how to market half naked women, first you find the best looking girls you can, in all parts of the world, then you buy them by signing them into some probably very insane contract, then you get them half naked for your brand in a photoshoot that you will bring the paparazzi to…and that you will make them post on their social media…so that before the shoot even comes up – there’s already 2 media cycles to it…

Then when the models aren’t working, you put them into magazines, get them working for other jobs, so that other peoples’ budget indirectly promotes your products because you own the woman…

So a competitor thinking “let’s get that VS model to do our shoot it will increase our profile and piggy back on their work”…is really saying let me buy billboards and ads with VS models to promote VS models and make people think VS when they think about us…

GET YOUR OWN DAMN PUSSY…

Either way, here’s Elsa Hosk – the older Swedish nude one replacing Candice….in some behind the scenes because it’s their hustle:

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Here’s newcomer Vita Sidorkina who is being pushed aggressively a fuck by the brand, pretty much named everywhere…except for the mall brand because they are good CHRISTIANS…owned by JEWS….exploiting women…promising them celebrity..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF VITA CLICK HERE

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2016

05

May

Elsa Hosk is On a PHotoshoot of the Day

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I am not Elsa Hosk’s biggest creepy fan but I am exposed to Elsa Hosk all the fucking time doing what I do, which I am not quite sure what I do, but I see her face all over the place and as an immigrant working for a billion dollar brand, it’s safe to say the billion dollar brand is behind her being shoved down my throat….and not in the way I’d want her shoved down my throat..vagina first….and more a shoved down my throat by being in videos or magazines that are pretty much all the fucking same, but till a hot half naked Swedish chick, which is worth looking at, as a distraction in this world that has real fucking problems, but you chronic masturbating primates love being distracted by bullshit…

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2016

20

Apr

Elsa Hosk & Stella Maxwell’s Ass and Others Vogue Spain by David Bellemere of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is apparently in Vogue showing her nice round ass, an ass that she has taken from weird hipster model, to Miley’s lesbian lover who got fingered by Miley for the paparazzi, and the most interesting in this shoot, is Elsa Hosk…

More interesting than Stella Maxwell’s Ass is Elsa Hosk is a Nude Model Clothed by Victoria’s Secret and their Stamp of Approval and they are putting all their models into as many things as possible – because to promote the models or feature the models is to promote them and to maintain brand image – they are giving the bodies they strip down to sell panties to other people to get them actually naked so she’s in this too…in the Third Elsa Hosk post of the day…never ending Elsa Hosk….

TURNS OUT IT IS A VICTORIA’S VICTORIA SECRET CAMPAIGN

Also featuring – Elsa Hosk, Jasmine Tookes, Tayler Hill, Martha Hunt, Stella Maxwell, Sara Sampaio, & Romee Strijd

Here are the pics…

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2016

20

Apr

Elsa Hosk Nude for GQ Italia May 2016 of the Day

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This is the Elsa Hosk’s fourth post today…and not because I am Elsa Hosk’s biggest creepy fan, who follows her every fucking move…even though you would assume I would be that guy considering I run a fucking blog on these girls like I think these girls are important and worth talking about. I do this because I am bad at business and bad at creativity navigating the media space…and social media space..because I don’t like leaving my couch….so hosting content, or coming up with something revolutionary is a waste of time, when I can just post model tits and make my drinking money…

This is just Victoria’s Secret saying Candice Swanepoel is pregnant, but don’t get mad at them for that, don’t give up on them for her taking loads 5 years too early, because she’s been at this shit forever and it’s time to spend that racist South African money…but they’ve got a replacement, same age, different ethnicity, similar face…amazingly easy to get into…in this lazy world that doesn’t like change…keep things the same for us…

So here is their investment, showing tits, because they can’t have her show her tits for them, they’ll be considered porn, the Christians will got nuts, the mall stores will have to be shut down, because no one likes pornographers, so do it in men’s magazines…GQ ITALIA…all part of the media run by marketing budget scam…the media controlled by advertiser….because people are idiots and believe what they see….and consumers need protection against brands and advertsiers – they are evil corporations….but media need money so do what the evil corporations say…and that’s not so bad when it means the corporate sponsored models get naked…

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2016

20

Apr

Elsa Hosk Nipples for GUESS? of the Day

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I don’t know what this shoot is for, apparently it’s for Guess?, and I am not that surprised, but the nipples and sheer tops make me a little surprised, not many brands are doing nipple photoshoots for their campaigns, and not many brands have done nipple photoshoots for the campaigns, and I don’t think nipple shoots for a brand are that innovative, especially when the model you’re using is borrowed from Victoria’s Secret, but more importantly, was a nude model for many years before the Victoria’s Secret machine got behind her and pushed her into as much marketing as possible…

I guess the owner of Guess? who creates all these campaigns, you know it is the brand that has made a bunch of women famous, from Anna Nicole Smith to Gigi Hadid, he got her as a child, like he’s DAX SHEPHERD NEIGHBOR…

I guess he’s looking for new things to do that are creepy…you know to get himself off…the older you get, the more desensitized you get…like NIPPLES…what a pervert! Nipples!!! Pervert…or feminists…

In case you’re wondering – Elsa Hosk is a Nude Model Turned Victoria’s Secret Model

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2016

20

Apr

Elsa Hosk is Amazing for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Nude Model Turned Legit Model thanks to the mall brand Victoria’s Secret.

I always assumed they brought her on as the Blonde to replace Candice Swanepoel, since they generally replace models with similar looking models, like they build these women in a lab, but rather scour the world looking under every rock in the third world…and in Elsa Hosk’s case – in every Ikea cashier checkout counter because she’s Swedish….but Elsa has been at this a long time and is 27…and so is Candice…meaning why would they replace one 27 year old with another 27 year old…when they can replace her with an 18 year old…like they should…you know to get those 10 years out of a girl they are using for the sake of selling sweatshop made product..creating them like they have done so many times, they have a system in place…like a fast food restaurant chain…this is their BURGER recipe..

It doesn’t matter really, other than it being the era of craving to see a model topless being long gone…you don’t have to stare at the catalog thinking “I wonder how her tits look without the airbrushing”…because thanks to the model industry…all these girls get naked the first 5 years of trying to breakout…

So I’ve seen Elsa Hosk naked, and now I’ve seen her in instagram inspired styled catalog pictures used to sell horrible, unethical, not made in America, panty resellers all you idiots buy into…making them all rich…while giving you a yeast infection.

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2016

07

Apr

Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Belleza for my Birthday of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is some Swedish model showing her tits for some bootleg VOGUE Magazine…

I don’t know what the fuck a BELLEZA is, but maybe it’s not bootleg at all, maybe I am just the uncultured one…maybe VOGUE BELLEZA is the Vogue everyone aspires to be in…or maybe it doesn’t matter because they got her naked.

Elsa Hosk naked is lovely, but it’s nothing new, because before she was one of the models you thought about while fucking your wife / pocket pussy / ripe melon last year following the VS fashion show you watched…..she was getting topless for “fashion” consistently…. HERE ….and HERE and HERE .

I use “fashion” in quotes, because it was more strategic topless pics, pushed to the internet, making her semi known, helping her audition for the mall brand lingerie company, leading to all this fame and fortune she now has…because it all starts with the tits…

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