Elsa Hosk is better than IKEA…

Elsa Hosk is recycling nude pics of herself for her social media – that involve her being totally fucking naked for nude photographer with credibility David Bellemere, which is stepmother in french, and as a drunken stepfather, I feel a connection with my feminine counterpart, even if he’s actually made it and has been embraced by his brand of porn and perversion, now working for Victoria’s Secret…while I’m just barely existence with mine….in what I guess is concrete evidence that stepmothers are better than stepfathers…

Oh and Elsa Hosk, this girl has a career because she’s been getting naked forever, also part of Victoria’s Secret empire and pretty lovely…as she replaces Candice Swanepeol because she’s less expensive and more eager…

I am more into this pic of her that she posted:

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Elsa Hosk is a relatively old model, I mean she’s in her late 20s, and only just signed on as a Victoria’s Secret Angel this past year. Not that being a Victoria’s Secret Angel is that fucking cool, but I guess when you’re a Swedish model who before Victoria’s Secret did countless nude shoots for free, that million dollar contract is crucial to everything you’ve “worked towards”..even if it was just basically handed to the bitch..she still out modeled all the other model competition…

I know Victoria’s Secret, the sweatshop running mall brand that makes billions of dollars produces better content of Elsa Hosk than Maxim…because at least she’s half naked and posing slutty…you know a glimpse into who and what she is and where her socialist tits come from…

I don’t really understand these pictures, not that Maxim Cares about what I think, they actually send me lawyers letters all the fucking time for posting their pics, since they are pussy bitches, who clearly don’t get what hetero guys want to see.

There is no fucking way they’ve done any market research on this one, unless their rebrand is to target women, or gay men…this makes no fucking sense….

That’s not to say men can’t be classy and sophisticated, or that they can’t be educated, or into things that aren’t THROAT FUCKING PORN, but it is to say that this isn’t a shoot any dude will get excited about, mentally, comedically, unless the joke is that Maxim is doing fake high fashion, like they are Vogue or some shit…when we are basic, put a bitch half naked on a bed, it’s what everyone on instagram is doing and it’s better than this…

The world is so fucking disconnected…despite being more connected than ever…Give the people what we want!

I guess what I am saying is when a corporate brand the model works for produces more compelling content with the model than a Men’s magazine using her as their cover girl…there’s no excuse.

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Elsa Hosk, the Victoria’s Secret model, who prior to Victoria’s Secret was a signed model because she’s tall, straight from Sweden or some Scandinavian country, and she spent the better part of her early career posing nude for free, to build out that portfolio…

Well look at her now..LOOK AT HER NOW….the tits got the right hits…so all you girls on tinder who I ask for topless pics of…it’s for your own good, your future, your career goals….I am here to help…for free..will work for tit pics..

Well, seeing as she comes from a softcore porn background, it’s only natural that her instagram would be something you could jerk off to…

All girls should look like this…

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I don’t know when this is from, but I do know that Elsa Hosk is now an official Victoria’s Secret model…but she’s not a traditional Victoria’s Secret model, but rather the new generation Victorias’ Secret model, which means she was chosen for her social media marketability…and any model who is a model today, on any level, got there by being naked at least once in a shoot…and even after Victoria’s Secret contract, that is worth way less than it once was, but that is still “good for business, exposure, who they can charge other clients”….they get naked…becuase we live in a naked fucking world…and anything for hype, attention, following, etc…

So I don’t know if this is new or old, I just know she’s an instagram model Victoria’s Secret said “she’s good enough for us to exploit”…and this hot body could be the reason why…

She is good.

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Elsa Hosk was a nude model before being cast for Victoria’s Secret when the company was going through a rebrand last year, after everything went stale..and they realized they needed new blood – featuring instagram models who work for far less than traditional models…because they were getting naked for likes before a big brand got behind them…

Well, now she’s walking around with a sheer top – and in case you were wondering…still has her nipples…

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Victoria’s Secret is Elsa Hosk….is naked….

The photographer she’s getting naked for is Adam Frnazino…

I am not sure if these are from before or after she booked Victoria’s Secret and mattered as a model, or if they are when she was just trying to get naked and noticed, in hopes of booking a gig like Victoria’s Secret… I just know that you can see her tits, and tits…are more interesting than her in photoshopped lingerie pics…since you can see her otherwise airbrushed nipples…

She’s Swedish, like Ikea…

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I am going to put my biology knowledge to the test and assume Elsa Hosk may have a nipple…and you can see part of it in one of the pics of Elle magazine…which would be crazy, if everyone was a conservative, Jesus loving motherfucker, and Payboy and Penthouse didn’t pave the way for hardcore porn, and this “fashionable” porn….but everyone is liberal, porn loving, left wing, heathens, harlots, fucking and sinning….and I guess Elsa Hosk is one of them…because before Victorias Secret, she was a nude Swedish model…and I guess she is now a mainstream Swedish model…who I prefer seeing actually naked….but clothed is the new nude…

TO SEE HER FOR VICTORIA’S SECRET CLICK HERE

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