Taylor Hill may have a stupid haircut but she’s looking hot…

I have a shitty fucking memory, but from what I do remember of Taylor Hill, she was packaged as a not very slutty Victoria’s Secret model. She was young, did a lot of work for their teen brand and despite being half naked, wasn’t like the other models whose tits you’d see in various “fashion” or “artsy” shoots….

She just had less of a whore vibe through marketing, when really they are all probably on the same level of whore, because they’ll do whatever they have to half naked or full naked to keep the top level model dream alive. It’s a competitive industry and they need people who are committed to make it.

So seeing her in this shoot is fun, not because it’s trashy nudity, it’s just lifestyle bikini content of the era shot by what I assume is the most hyped instagram photographer turned legit high paid photograher…. Cameron Hammond

But he did get some tit and ass shots and it’s a nice look for her, even with that stupid fucking haircut..for bikini brand LAVARICE

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Taylor Hill is back with the Victoria’s Secret Brand for their Holiday Campaign, so posting this is a little bit of a tribute to what once was. I mean there was a time Victoria’s Secret was the only half naked content I would get to post because whores were more subtle and VS was more aggressive with their hot girl content that’s now dominated by the likes of KIM KARDASHIAN’s bullshit but HUGE brand…

Sure, they have to include the fat minority chick with what looks like a tranny while rocking the colors of a terrorist organization that would trigger some folks because red and green means CHRISTMAS…and you’re not allowed to celebrate that you MINORITY….or TOXIC PRIVILEGED FOLK…in this woke world of society imploding…

By hey, good to see we’re winning with every actual model they strip down and bring back in their attempt at a revival….

So I’m endorsing this message since I hate Kim Kardashian, I don’t like VS, but they have been better to us as a whole than the Kardashians and I hope to encourage them to keep bringing the hot pussy in a time when there is a lot of hot pussy ready and willing to model for them for free for the clout…

We will overcome, we will win…here’s a start..to new beginnings – Merry Christmas to All and To All a Good Night..

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Taylor Hill is hot and all, but she’s really fucking boring. I get that she’s a high paid model and shit, but who fucking cares, even when she’s posing in these over produced photos for some swim campaign she’s thin, tall, hot bodied….but it’s like the brand paying her to be their model doesn’t realize there are 1000s of hotter chicks, many getting naked on the internet, that have made the second tier Victoria’s Secret models pretty obsolete….because if you’re not one of their top dogs, and Taylor Hill is not, it becomes a giant whatever…you know…because Eastern European girls are showing their assholes on the fucking internet….making me wonder why this brand even bothered with this shit….but it’s still a model in a bikini for old times I guess….

We must be in a pretty sexed up society to think a high paid “top” model is boring in her bikini shoot….because there are hotter girls out there showing their assholes…but that’s where we are at….

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Taylor Hill is a stupidly popular Victoria’s Secret model and for whatever reason, I just don’t give a fuck about her….that’s not to say I give a fuck about any of these people…but I do cycle through a lot of the same bitches I find barely interesting enough to post on this site and Taylor Hill’s NEVER on my fucking roster of bitches to scope out….even though she’s hot….because I guess she’s boring….but when you strip any girl down like Victoria’s Secret did to this one all those years because SHE looks like this…they all become interesting….NEVER enough bitches in LINGERIE even when every bitch is posting pics of themselves in lingerie like there aren’t levels to the fucking game….but I am committed to still stare…like a Christian it is my duty to stand by the lingerie pics of the boring, the basic, the plain, the ugly, the mutated, the burn victim, lepers and HERPE faced….the fat, the real fat…the REAL REAL FUCKING HOW THE FUCK IS THAT THING ALIVE MORBID OBESE….the amputated, the downs syndrome, the vile and disgusting….the old as shit…the poor as shit…the rich as shit…the covered in shit….

You get what I am saying here…I’ll look at them in lingerie…I am resilient…I am capable…and I’m just getting started with Taylor…and her BOY’s name.

Finished.

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Taylor Hill has been a pretty popular Victoria’s Secret model for a while now, but I’ve found her pretty fucking boring, that is until today….thanks to her romantic getaway being captured on all fours in a skimpy bikini where you can make out enough of her fat pussy from the back that she’s all of a sudden exciting…

I know, saying a bitch who only exists because she was half naked all these years is boring, is fucking crazy of a concept, I mean she’s a hot, well paid, half naked model, what’s boring about that…but for whatever reason, it just never really hit the mark for me…so I never really bothered sexualizing her the way I was supposed to…

Today, that’s all changed….and I am not sure if it has anything to do with her being engaged on this trip, the guy she fucks proposed, which is why I call this assuming the position on a romantic getaway, to get impregnated for the shot gun wedding all girls, even rich bikini models, dream of….you know always keeping your kid wondering why your wedding was 7 months before he was born and he wasn’t pre-mature…THAT HEATHENS….only in this society heathens are a little bit more shameful than pre-marital pregnancies….I still like to point them out to all the bastards out there though.

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I just finished writing this week’s WORKOUT WEDNESDAY POST where I bitch about how gross, fat and unhealthy people are, myself included, but I am not annoying about it, trying to play empowered plus sized model/influencer, or yelling at people to wear their masks so I don’t get their Chinese Lab Created virus…I accept my premature, high risk, life choices and roll with them…but I do say to anyone willing to listen that they SHOULD workout every day, watch what they eat, get in shape because you’ll look better, fuck better, smell better, live a better life, and maybe even a longer life assuming the planet doesn’t implode, which it may in our lifetime….

I have always been into fit girls, skinny girls, non-fat girls and watching them work out has been something I love to sexualize…

You know when you hear girls bitch about creeps at the gym, or needing a breast reduction cuz dudes just keep staring at their tits, I always wonder if they are talking about me, cuz that’s my move…

I remember Aerobics class in the 80s with those leotards being my favorite day at the community center…I’d fucking sniff those leg warmers like they were panties until getting asked to leave…

I remember volunteer work at the YMCA where I’d post up behind the elliptical just to see the asses deal with low impact cardio..

I’ve had a great relationship with fitness, or girls who do fitness, just not with the girls who do the fitness…but the VISUALS their fitness provides…

So seeing Taylor Hill in her skimpy shorts showing off her cunt fatness while the rest of her is not fat, is glorious..and I don’t even really know or care who Taylor Hill is, she’s one of the more boring VS models….but also a hot VS model…and I’m staring at her fitness pussy…and so can you…

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Taylor Hill is consistently boring as shit, but she’s still good looking, I mean she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, who may only be 25, but who has been used for what feels like a long time, but that could just be because she’s boring and it feels like a long time, you know boredom does seem to make time stand still…which is probably good for me a model since their life expectancy is not so long, so drag it out as slow as you can….but she’s still pretty hot…despite being as boring as she is…maybe it’s the case of the CANDICE SWANEPOEL because she was the best thing Victoria’s Secret pulled out of a South African blood diamond mines, all dying of AIDS because they don’t send PREP to Africa, they save it for gay people here who don’t want AIDS or the burden of condoms, but instead a prescription pill to take just to fuck…that’s a high level pervert….

This is her in a bikini, she’s a model in a bikini…and not any model…a lingerie model, so if you don’t like it, the PREP may be interferring with your boner….you gay.

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I just checked out Taylor Hill’s instagram to see if there were more pics of her in a bikini, and there weren’t but as it turns out, she’s pretty hot…

I have no idea why she’s never really stood out to me as a hot Victoria’s Secret recruit that middle aged men jerk off to because we don’t know where to find the good shit to jerk off to, so we turn to our wive’s lingerie Catalogs like we did with our moms back in the 90s….not that I ever jacked off to Victoria’s Secret catalog pics, but I was talking about you….you see, I knew about porn in the 90s and I was much more into NAKED chicks than lingerie pics…but that doesn’t mean they don’t source the good pussy…or that Epstein didn’t source the good pussy for them…I hear that was his specialty…at least from the memes….since I know nothing about it besides him being funded by the VS founder/owner…which is weird..

That said, Taylor Hill, surprissinging, or not surprisingly, surprising to me cuz I have found her boring her entire Victoria’s Secret model career has millions and millions of followers….she’s legitimately a famous model…so I don’t know why I never see her in shit…but maybe that’s because that’s the point of models…to be there, to be hot, but for us to not give a fuck about them, but instead just buy the over priced shit that they are wearing despite it being made in China and having more travel miles than anyone buying the overpriced shit…

Anyway…she looks good in her bikini and that’s something.

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I just googled Taylor Hill because despite her being some Victoria’s Secret model in a bikini, she’s boring as shit. I know you may not find a girl in a bikini boring for the sheer fact that she’s in a bikini, that’s enough for you to think she’s worth looking at, and you’re right….but I have to look at these bitches and pull something out of the pictures…and catalog, staged, contrived, bullshit bikini pics give me nothing to work with…they are zero inspiring…

So I googled her, because despite looking fine in a bikini…not “FINE”….like that 90s rap music “FINE”…but “fine”….like “how you doing?” if you know what I mean…just average and uninspiring across the board….

So when I googled her, even google was like “this bitch is boring”….because the result was “Taylor Hill of Skiatook named to Harding University dean’s list”

Bitch is a million dollar earning VS promo model…and the top story on her isn’t even about her…it’s about some dude named Taylor Hill making the fucking Dean’s list…the other Taylor Hill’s got more going on than this one…

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