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2016

12

Sep

Taylor Hill See Through of the Day

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Taylor Hill is the new Victoria’s Secret model…you’ve never heard of.

One of the girls…they pulled out of who the fuck knows where…who they probably hold a seriously aggressive contract over her head…where they own her and her first born…because without them…she’s just another instagram model…

All these bitches are all the fucking same, but don’t realize it…because their heads are so far up their own self involved asses that they don’t know all the pics they are posting are the fucking same…..they are robots…

But now she’s got a big brand behind her and America fucking loves anyone who has a stamp of approval of a big mall brand..it makes them feel comfortable like she matters more than she does…and all I’m thinking is she’s be better suited for throat fucking porn

Because all of these whores getting overpaid are better suited for throat fucking porn…because that’s more representative of the kind of person they are as they whore out for big evil underwear brands…

She’s at fashion week – showing nipple…because…she sells herself or I guess sold herself…

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2016

09

May

Taylor Hill in V Magazine of the Day

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This is my favorite shoot of the year…maybe even the last 5 years…

I don’t care if it’s forced, obviously it is forced, it’s a fucking photoshoot that they have to stage…and the concept in and of itself may come across as “trying to be edgy”…like so much of this bullshit…

But I think it’s awesome, not because Taylor Hill, the New Victoria’s Secret model they use to promote their sweatshop products to a generation of dumb as fuck kids married to their cellphones and social media..

I just like the location and the concept of bikini modeling in obscure out of place scenes…some low class suburban home with a 70s pleather couch with some fucking weirdo family…brilliant…seriously…

It takes a lot to impress me with shoots, I find everything so fucking cheesy and lame…I am bored of standard bikini pics and instagram style bullshit…I want more out of photos and this hit the mark…

I know that no one is out there trying to impress me and that I lack little more to the world that “look at these slutty hooker tits craving attention”…but that’s because I’m forced to consume such garbage that you know brands pay tons of money for….at least with this…there’s something going on and it’s great..

I don’t believe in ART, art is lame, but I think the basis of art is to evoke something more than “tits of a hooker”…and V Magazine, the KARDASHIAN promoting fame whore magazine did good…..

Sidenote, I once won a V magazine male model challenge, because the site used to have traffic and people voted for me….They never gave me my prize…so I hate them…but this shoot..is good.

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2015

14

Oct

Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill Bikinis of the Day

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Look at these hookers in Bora Bora…just having a great time, half naked, showing off their long, lean bodies they were probably teased for having, because fat girls are mean…before they become overpaid mannequins to sell bikinis,…not that these girls are getting paid anything near the older Victoria’s Secret models, the company has probably figured out they can get free, hot as fuck, all these girls have posed nude for free to get to this level of their career, and would probably continue to pose for free…just to have that stamp of approval of the brand…to allow them to be as famous of a model as they can be….because billionaires like getting that kind of model pregnant…

If you’re tall and skinny, it’s hard to make things look bad…and when you’re on the beaches of Bora Bora and everything is that bright blue paradise…as most of us sit here in our shitty basement apartments, in grey rainy fall weather….it’s really hard to make things look bad…however it is easy to make us hate you…

That models are Josephine SKriver the test tube baby, Elsa Hosk the Swede, Taylor Hill the New Girl… and Sara Sampaio the Portuguese girl no one in Portugal has heard of because they are all fisherman…

I love how they pretend to like each other, when you know if one of them was fucking Leo, the other would move in and get that as fast as her pussy could say “Feed me herpes, validate the parking ticket that is my vagina”…they call them Frenemies…I refuse to ever use that word…

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