I assume this is for some Victoria’s Secret ad, because Elsa Hosk, once a Titty Model, has become a mainstream underwear model, because sometimes titty modeling gets you noticed by big evil billion dollar brands – and they give you the opportunity to replace their other blonde 28 year old – while she’s out on maternity leave…because you wouldn’t want to ruin a good thing, or the balance of their marketing efforts – they need typecast sluts to fill roles….and they pay them well for it…even though they’d all do it for free as it validates all those years of showing their tits like strippers…..but for photographers…

The whole thing, including these GIFS is silly…but they are less feminine that Tom Cruises version….which probably excites some of you homos…

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Elsa Hosk is some old model that Victoria’s Secret pulled out of the nude model scene to replace Candice Swanepoel because they like to typecast, which in and of itself is racist, like most of these PC idiots who try to be inclusive, unless you don’t agree with them, in which case they will protest, disrupt and break shit….in their hometowns, which is better than just being a keyboard Facebook status cowboy…but when it’s in a democratic state like California…or in a city like San Francisco…makes no sense…because the bigotry in a trump campaign speaks to more people in other places in the country…so connect with them you fucking whiners…

That said, Elsa Hosk is Swedish. She’s hot while working out in lame, staged, photoshoots..but a reminder of all the nude pics she’s done in the past…which is what all watching a girl workout does for me….it reminds me or makes me think about them nude…like what would a vagina look like in that position….what WOULD the LIPS do…I’m basic.

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Elsa Hosk is best served naked…

She’s a Swedish Candice Swanepoel replacement, working for Victoria’s Secret because Candice is on Maternity leave, starving her baby weight off her so that she can get back into being overpaid for being a hot skinny tall chick..but she’s as old as Candice, which is weird…She also launched her career as a willing to get naked model, who is a great model as far as I’m concerned….what other kind of model would you want….at least for masturbation purposes which is my only use for models…

She’s been recruited by the lovely and talented ladies who produce the For Love and Lemons line, that is usually styled awesome and interestingly, but for some reason they are using the mall brand’s girls to promote their dresses, despite being known for their lingerie, in what I guess is their way of being competitive of being on the mall brand’s level…but that I see as totally backwards since when I see Elsa Hosk…all I think is the bigger, evil mall brand…

Not to mention they had her smoking, which pisses me off, especially for a california brand, smoking kills…and despite hating people…and knowing that people smoke…especially models trying to suppress their appetites…it makes me sick…it smells…it’s ghetto trailer trash shit…all I see is straight up pig stripper girls when I see a cigarette busted out….if you’re gonna smoke anything…be serious about it and go for the meth, crack, free base, heroin, even weed…there are options far more gangster than supporting evil tobacco companies like idiots..

This is disgusting, Elsa Hosk isn’t naked and is overpaid to do this…giving her an ego we hate….and she’s getting too old to be excited about…fuck 27 year olds..bring me 21 year old new blood…thanks in advance For Love and Lemons

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Hi, my name is Jesus Martinez, and I’d like to take you on a journey I call the social media vortex…

It all started when someone linked me to a picture in my DIRECT messages of FACEBOOK, I clicked the link and ended up on David Bellemere page. He is a french photographer who takes nude pics of models and who went semi “viral” leading to a career working for Victoria’s Secret.

The picture was this picture of Elsa Hosk…a model for Victoria’s Secret, done for Victoria’s Secret, that looked like a typical instagram style photo…because nothing is original..nothing is art…everything played out….but Elsa Hosk is hot, cheesy but hot and the first thing she posted was a video she shot of Beyonce’s pussy, that she’d grab her right in the pussy, and that if she was a man shooting this erotica…would be arrested…but as a model…who gets naked…it’s like the hooker bringing the hooker into her hooking tactics…

And that is my interent social media vortex -experience of the day..

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Elsa Hosk is a nude model, turned VS model, turned money making model – who was perfectly happy being a nude model, and who kept on getting nude until the world recognized her as the next Candice Swanepoel….and in being an exhibitionist, just happy to get naked, who has been seen naked, by anyone who would care about looking at pics of her…she’s clever enough to bed over and show a bit of the gold, give all men what we want girls to give us when they wear their short shorts and drop their phones or anything – obvlivious to the show they are giving, or totally aware and still giving it – cuz girls are naughty like that…

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Here’s a total misuse of an underwear model…

Her name is Elsa Hosk, she’s now a Evil Empire Lingerie model, that’s why she gets all the campaigns and press that she’s getting – other brands love using the girls that the Evil Empire decides they should use – and the whole thing is pretty stupid – since before she was the Candice Swanepoel replacement – she was doing all kinds of nude model photoshoots – and here she is modelling in Jeans…the total opposite of what we want to see her in – unless some of you are weirdos with Demin fetishes, that I only find myself having when I am out in public in fall and a good ass in a pair of jeans is a good thing – but not when I’m looking at slutty model pics of a once nude model turned lingerie model – this is just a fucking outrage, a tragedy, blasphemous – how does this bullshit world of marketing bullshit products for too much money – especially since no one needs any of this bullshit – sleep at night….

Here are the pics.

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