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2016

11

Nov

Elsa Hosk Doing Fitness of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is some old model that Victoria’s Secret pulled out of the nude model scene to replace Candice Swanepoel because they like to typecast, which in and of itself is racist, like most of these PC idiots who try to be inclusive, unless you don’t agree with them, in which case they will protest, disrupt and break shit….in their hometowns, which is better than just being a keyboard Facebook status cowboy…but when it’s in a democratic state like California…or in a city like San Francisco…makes no sense…because the bigotry in a trump campaign speaks to more people in other places in the country…so connect with them you fucking whiners…

That said, Elsa Hosk is Swedish. She’s hot while working out in lame, staged, photoshoots..but a reminder of all the nude pics she’s done in the past…which is what all watching a girl workout does for me….it reminds me or makes me think about them nude…like what would a vagina look like in that position….what WOULD the LIPS do…I’m basic.

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2016

25

Oct

Elsa Hosk Smoking Cigarettes for the Kids and For Love and Lemons of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is best served naked…

She’s a Swedish Candice Swanepoel replacement, working for Victoria’s Secret because Candice is on Maternity leave, starving her baby weight off her so that she can get back into being overpaid for being a hot skinny tall chick..but she’s as old as Candice, which is weird…She also launched her career as a willing to get naked model, who is a great model as far as I’m concerned….what other kind of model would you want….at least for masturbation purposes which is my only use for models…

She’s been recruited by the lovely and talented ladies who produce the For Love and Lemons line, that is usually styled awesome and interestingly, but for some reason they are using the mall brand’s girls to promote their dresses, despite being known for their lingerie, in what I guess is their way of being competitive of being on the mall brand’s level…but that I see as totally backwards since when I see Elsa Hosk…all I think is the bigger, evil mall brand…

Not to mention they had her smoking, which pisses me off, especially for a california brand, smoking kills…and despite hating people…and knowing that people smoke…especially models trying to suppress their appetites…it makes me sick…it smells…it’s ghetto trailer trash shit…all I see is straight up pig stripper girls when I see a cigarette busted out….if you’re gonna smoke anything…be serious about it and go for the meth, crack, free base, heroin, even weed…there are options far more gangster than supporting evil tobacco companies like idiots..

This is disgusting, Elsa Hosk isn’t naked and is overpaid to do this…giving her an ego we hate….and she’s getting too old to be excited about…fuck 27 year olds..bring me 21 year old new blood…thanks in advance For Love and Lemons

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2016

10

Oct

Elsa Hosk Produced Beyonce Cameltoe Video of the Day

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Hi, my name is Jesus Martinez, and I’d like to take you on a journey I call the social media vortex…

It all started when someone linked me to a picture in my DIRECT messages of FACEBOOK, I clicked the link and ended up on David Bellemere page. He is a french photographer who takes nude pics of models and who went semi “viral” leading to a career working for Victoria’s Secret.

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The picture was this picture of Elsa Hosk…a model for Victoria’s Secret, done for Victoria’s Secret, that looked like a typical instagram style photo…because nothing is original..nothing is art…everything played out….but Elsa Hosk is hot, cheesy but hot and the first thing she posted was a video she shot of Beyonce’s pussy, that she’d grab her right in the pussy, and that if she was a man shooting this erotica…would be arrested…but as a model…who gets naked…it’s like the hooker bringing the hooker into her hooking tactics…

And that is my interent social media vortex -experience of the day..

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2016

26

Sep

Elsa Hosk for Elisabetta Franchi of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a model…a fashion model…and we have the proof…I know what you’re thinking and that is that Elsa Hosk is actually a nude model, up on a playboy level of nudity model, who tricked the mall brand to make her a half nude promo model, basically a high paid girl handing out toilet paper at Costco model, the kind of career that you’d think actual fashion brands would be turned off by…but that they embrace in this social media world…due to their following…and the proof is in thie Elisabetta Franchi opening scene of their show the other day….where Elsa Hosk nude model shows her diversity as a model…by doing runway modeling….intense…or maybe just proof that modelling is a fucking joke.

Here she is in Lingerie for her Mall Brand Promo Model gig….which is really the only thing people care about when it comes to Elsa Hosk..I mean that and the fact that she gets naked…

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2016

05

Sep

Elsa Hosk Wishes You a Happy Labor Day of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a nude model, turned VS model, turned money making model – who was perfectly happy being a nude model, and who kept on getting nude until the world recognized her as the next Candice Swanepoel….and in being an exhibitionist, just happy to get naked, who has been seen naked, by anyone who would care about looking at pics of her…she’s clever enough to bed over and show a bit of the gold, give all men what we want girls to give us when they wear their short shorts and drop their phones or anything – obvlivious to the show they are giving, or totally aware and still giving it – cuz girls are naughty like that…

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2016

02

Sep

Elsa Hosk in Demin of the Day

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Here’s a total misuse of an underwear model…

Her name is Elsa Hosk, she’s now a Evil Empire Lingerie model, that’s why she gets all the campaigns and press that she’s getting – other brands love using the girls that the Evil Empire decides they should use – and the whole thing is pretty stupid – since before she was the Candice Swanepoel replacement – she was doing all kinds of nude model photoshoots – and here she is modelling in Jeans…the total opposite of what we want to see her in – unless some of you are weirdos with Demin fetishes, that I only find myself having when I am out in public in fall and a good ass in a pair of jeans is a good thing – but not when I’m looking at slutty model pics of a once nude model turned lingerie model – this is just a fucking outrage, a tragedy, blasphemous – how does this bullshit world of marketing bullshit products for too much money – especially since no one needs any of this bullshit – sleep at night….

Here are the pics.

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2016

26

Jul

Elsa Hosk Harper’s Bazaar Greece of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret model, who was originally a nude model, because nude models can break into the mainstream unlike pornstars – so long as they fuck the right people…

Being a Victoria’s Secret model means she’s doing press and this shoot is for Harper’s Bazaar Greece that is far less Greek than I’d want it to be, if you know what I mean, and if you don’t, I mean ANAL…they built an ancient civilization off ANAL sex which I guess is what Hollywood did too, but not in the same way…because Greece celebrated anal sex, while hollywood pretends it doesn’t happen as to not upset the Christians…

EITHER WAY…there’s one semi panty in what looks like plastic wrap…or what you’d use if you killed her and had to dispose of her body…and if you know me…you know how much I love fabric that doesn’t breathe – especially when it comes in contact with pussy…

FETISHES EVERYWHERE…

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2016

22

Jun

Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Spain of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is the Swedish Candice Swanepoel replacement at Victoria’s Secret, but the interesting thing about her, that really isn’t interesting, all this stuff is just nonsense…

I feel like I’ve already posted these pics, probably 3000 or more times, not necessarily of Elsa Hosk, but every other Victoria’s Secret model and aspiring Victoria’s secret model, who takes cheesy pics like that…they don’t always have nopples in them, but for a bitch who started out as a nude model, who only broke into Victoria’s Secret at 27 years old, when other girls retire….at that age…because it took 8 years of her her getting topless to make enough noise to get cast in the right job that led to the evil human trafficking billion dollar brand….

This is part of the evil brand’s marketing strategy, pay magazines to promote the girls, because it promotes the brand…brilliant even if so simple…

I guess that means Elsa Hosk is corporate owned…and I like women who are owned, especially in this era of “women’s rights” even though they have rights….it’s not Suffragette..but let’s pretend it is.

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2016

12

May

Elsa Hosk Still Has Nipples of the Day

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I am not Elsa Hosk’s biggest creepy fan but I am exposed to Elsa Hosk all the fucking time doing what I do, which I am not quite sure what I do, but I see her face all over the place and as an immigrant working for a billion dollar brand, it’s safe to say the billion dollar brand is behind her being shoved down my throat…even though I should be the one doing the down throat shoving…but I am not because I am not sure what I do…so the throat fucking is done by the execs who cast her, before they figuratively shove her down our throats via marketing…

I do understand her hustle, I do appreciate that a nude model can make it in the world, it is like Kim Kardashian teaching young girls the importance of fucking in video to get rich and famous, even though we all know only 1-5 girls actually benefit from sex tapes, while the 1000s who do them just benefit me when I get to watch them….and that is just fine.

Elsa is still behind the scenes on the malll brand shoot looking great – because of her nipples.

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2016

11

May

Elsa Hosk Nipple and some Behind the Scenes Victoria’s Secret Models of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret has figured out how to market half naked women, first you find the best looking girls you can, in all parts of the world, then you buy them by signing them into some probably very insane contract, then you get them half naked for your brand in a photoshoot that you will bring the paparazzi to…and that you will make them post on their social media…so that before the shoot even comes up – there’s already 2 media cycles to it…

Then when the models aren’t working, you put them into magazines, get them working for other jobs, so that other peoples’ budget indirectly promotes your products because you own the woman…

So a competitor thinking “let’s get that VS model to do our shoot it will increase our profile and piggy back on their work”…is really saying let me buy billboards and ads with VS models to promote VS models and make people think VS when they think about us…

GET YOUR OWN DAMN PUSSY…

Either way, here’s Elsa Hosk – the older Swedish nude one replacing Candice….in some behind the scenes because it’s their hustle:

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Here’s newcomer Vita Sidorkina who is being pushed aggressively a fuck by the brand, pretty much named everywhere…except for the mall brand because they are good CHRISTIANS…owned by JEWS….exploiting women…promising them celebrity..

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