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2017

17

Aug

Elsa Hosk VS Stealla Maxwell in the Morning and Other VS Promo Model Shit of the Day

TWO victoria’s secret wild cards, Elsa Hosk and Stella Maxwell, both hot in their own model right, one an older washed up titty model who found her way in as a Candice Swanepoel stand in, the other a Lesbian who has dated or fucked with A-Listers to increase her profile and to network through Barbara Palvin to the right people, basically stealing her career:

Posted morning instagram photos….

The first is Stella Maxwell Made Kristen Stewart Breakfast of the Day…you know get up in there and eat like the stray dog you think you are….you fucked up hollywood bitch….

The second is Elsa Hosk being naked in bed…some rich guy’s bed we assume….

Both fresh off their Cowboy Holiday Shoot for the evil made in China Panty line that created them, and that pays them monthly, like the hookers they are….

Romee Strijd had some sexual assault in the workplace, but it’s ok because it’s not from a man…

And Adriana Lima almost showed her old lady anus…

More old timers…

Group Shot:

Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill…With the Creeper Butt SHot..

Josephine Skriver – the Genetically Modified Human

And Lais Ribeiro – Teen Mom Turned VS Model.

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2017

11

Aug

Elsa Hosk Hot Skinny Model Body Fake Jogging to Promote Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I am the girl jogger creeper, I mean I guess I am the girl anything creeper, because girls don’t need to be jogging or doing fitness in public, while wearing skimpy or tight workout gear for me to go “DAMN”….and stare until either it’s uncomfortable for them, or just humiliating and weird for me….

I love seeing girls leaving the gym, getting coffee after the gym, on their way to the gym, while in fitness gear, or really anything for that matter…because girls dress slutty these days…and it’s nice to stare at a body, or multiple bodies…

The only problem with running girls, or biking girls is that I can’t keep up to them, it’s like they run towards me, then past me, in a split second I fall in love, then it is taken away from me….

Pretty romantic really…

Here’s Elsa Hosk, probably not actually jogging, I’m onto you girl….this is clearly just a staged ad for an evil empire of mall brand made in CHina cheap underwear that made this model legit…..

THIS IS AN AD – SHE IS NOT EVEN WORKING OUT – CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS – CAPTIALISM

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2017

01

Aug

Elsa Hosk is Ridiculous of the Day

Elsa Hosk was a shameless titty model, who I guess got some exposure in the model scene because she’s hot as fuck and when the brand Victoria’s Secret was looking for some new promo models who looked a lot like their old promo models, to replace their old promo models while they went off to get pregnant, with new promo models, she got the job….even if her work before Victoria’s Secret was just a lot of topless shit….

Well, the promo model who was off on disability is back, leaving the future unknown for this temp / scab….and she knows she’s gotta put work out there to get people to support her and keep her working…and what better way to do that is slutty pics….because slutty pics get noticed…even if they aren’t that slutty, they are still slutty enough and she looks amazing in them.

I’d sign the petition to keep her around, even if she’s pushing 30…this is still good.

TO SEE HER IN SOME VICTORIA”S SECRET CLICK HERE

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2017

20

Jul

Elsa Hosk is Obsess with Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Elsa Hosk has a fucking hard on for Victoria’s Secret. All her posts are Victoria’s Secret this and Victoria’s Secret that. We get it…they gave her the stamp of approval, told her she’s good enough after she likely whined to everyone in her way, since it was a dream of hers, pictures on her vision board, something she’d fight as hard as she can fight to get in there….

I guess they probably pay her for this, or maybe she works for them for free because it gives her all kinds of other work and credibility….but before VS she was just a titty model…who got naked for editiorials for free and at 27…when Candice was pregnant, they needed a stand in and she made the cut….because it’s never too late to live your dreams or some shit….or to get in panties on the internet…

Elsa Hosk – Was at an Event in a Bra Top

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2017

10

Jul

Elsa Hosk Nude on the Internet of the Day

Everyone is getting naked on the internet all day, and now it’s got to the point where it is no fun.

I don’t know why they bother doing it, I mean other than being attention seeking whores…

There is no reason for her to get naked, other than because she’s an exhibitionist, and lives for this shit, or she doesn’t grasp basic marketing or maybe she does…

Still about as boring as naked models….which isn’t that boring…their nakedness unnecessary…but boring…

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2017

06

Jul

Elsa Hosk Topless on Instagram of the Day

ELsa Hosk is a titty model who got a job as a Victoria’s Secret model and now she’s posting strategic topless pics on her social media for her fans who have either seen her naked or half naked before as a reminder that she’s willing to get naked to get ahead because getting naked got her ahead and let that be a lesson to all the YOUTHS of today, looking for a better tomorrow…SEX work is the answer…it pays…and it gives me shit to jerk off to…but the low level strategic sampler of that sex work…is nothing but a shitty cocktease that makes me wish she was hit by a Tsunami when taking this pic as punishment for being a cocktease…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2017

24

May

Elsa Hosk’s High Production iPhone Picture of the Day

Bitches are so fucking shameless, I actually see them behaving like this all the fucking time and I always laugh about it, are you kidding, it’s an iphone photo why the fuck are you posing like that, I mean I get it, they get brand deals through their social media, it’s better than just whoring out to some random dude or something, but they end up whoring out to said dude anyway, I mean she’s on a 100 million dollar yacht, she is overpaid, but not that overpaid…she’s arm candy…and vapid and ridiculous at least in her shameless behavior that you’d expect out of an American tourist everywhere they go, but not some swedish titty model…

I love the way this unfolds….first she’s on the boat, then intense model poses straight from Victoria’s secret, then some dude who probably fucks her with an iphone…hilarious…ridiculous..but fucking hot.

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2017

17

Apr

Elsa Hosk in a Bikini of the Day

Elsa Hosk posted this bikini video of her at Coachella – because everyone who is anyone is at Coachella – some are actually being paid to be at Coachella – and not just by rich dudes looking for hot pussy to party with and share a desert villa with – but companies – every company – uses the festival to cash the fuck in – as that is the American way…turn everything into some bullshit you can monetize and destroy – and fuck over anyone in the way….and since America women are all fat and dumpy – use the SWEDES – import the pussy we use – to sell product and bullshit to the American women they don’t use in the campaigns – cuz they just want their money….BUY BUY BUY CONSUME…..

I don’t see how going from one bullshit corporate event to the other is awesome and amazing, but I guess their hookers they’ve hired are worth looking at in their bikinis…and here’s one of em. From Titty Model to Mainstream as fuck PROMO model…


TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

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2017

13

Apr

Elsa Hosk Instagram Erotica of the Day

Elsa Hosk was so kind last night on social media – she posted this very powerful, inspiring, amazing, image of herself in make-up saying the sweet words “NITE”…like she was virtually tucking in all of her fans, followers, individually…but more like a girl sending out the same nude to 30 dudes she’s talking to on tinder, because making 30 custom nudes would take too much time, and the one nude BCCed to the world…gets the job done….you know because she’s a busy slut, there’s lots of dick to fuck, she can’t be bothered dealing with every one, she’s so desirable and she knows it, I mean Victoria’s Secret pays her lots of money she’s important so be happy that she bothered sharing this, you know to keep people engaged in her “personal brand”….

Art…right?

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2017

07

Apr

Elsa Hosk in a Magazine of the Day

It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with ELSA HOSK doing some nude modeling like old times…without actually being nude…unlike old times…because I guess she is a mainstream promo model now…part of a roster of the evil brand…and her nude shoots must be calculated and planned…all part of a global strategy…and not just flagrant and excessive because people want to get her naked to promote their shit….even though she’s a nude model…

Not To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and ELSA HOSK made it into the evil brand before it was too late…at a late age…something like at 27…like a lottery win and there’s something magical in that…

The magazine is called Madame Figaro…

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2017

05

Apr

Elsa Hosk Possible See Through to Nipples of the Day

Elsa Hosk is an old timer model because she’s pushing 30, but only a recent player in the Victoria’s Secret scene, probably in the last 3 years, which I guess in a 10 year career of a model is the equivalent of 10 years of her career, and really it’s the only years that matter, where she’s getting paid – because prior to VS she was doing titty photoshoots like a thirsty instagram girl…only in her case, it worked on a bigger scale than most instagram girls, who really only get sugardaddies out of the whole thing….

She’s at an event, apparently you can see a tit, I don’t see a tit, I see what looks like a trashy, old, tired, rough around the edges, Russian despite being Sweeden, Titty model that pulled a scam and got into VS because Candice wanted a break and this one looked most like her…but who knows….

Here are some of her lingerie pics for the Evil Panty Emperor…..

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2017

15

Mar

Elsa Hosk and Romee Strijd and Other Models in Lingerie on the Beach of the Day

I guess the exciting thing about Victoria’s Secret is that they objectify the fuck out of women – in this world of “don’t objectify me”….where there are companies that are making panties that absorb period blood that have slogans like “down with the patriarchy”…but for some reason, Victoria’s Secret can still get away with casting only hot fucking chicks with ridiculously measurements that none of their audience or market can actually live up to…where they produce photoshoots of these half naked women they pay and promote for being hot….daily…and no one is out there protesting…dumping blood on themselves like FEMEN…or some shit…

So here they are – throwing a bunch of girls in panties on the beach..high concept bullshit but who cares cuz I can stare at their model ass..which is really the whole point…at least I assume it is because I remember jerking off to their catalogs in the 90s pre- internet porn…making it porn to me…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|Romee Strijd|SFW

2017

24

Feb

Elsa Hosk, Stella Maxwell and Georgia Fowler Fashion Show See Through of the Day

It’s fashion week in Milan…and these models wore see through dresses for people to see their nipples as they walked the runways for very little money…but because it increases their profile and makes us really believe their bullshit lie that they are actual models…even thought they are actual models…but there is really no need for them in a world of all these DIY models who are less ego, more affordable, and probably do a better job…

I’ll let you figure out which VS model is which, which is amazing that all the VS girls are walking the runway, I guess VS is trying to shift their brand…as most brands wouldn’t touch one of those girls…they aren’t fashion -but either is fashion anymore…they just want people with followers and Victoria’s Secret is the number one promo model jobs around…the dream one.

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|Georgia Fowler|Stella Maxwell

2017

20

Feb

Elsa Hosk has a Nipple of the Day

In case you were wondering, Elsa Hosk has a nipple…

In case you don’t know who Elsa Hosk is, that is…..because she used to be a titty model…sure it was titty for fashion…but still a titty model.

Now she’s a victoria’s Secret model….who has a nipple…they frown upon models who don’t have nipples…those prejudice assholes with their NO NIPPLE SHAMING….

In case you don’t know what Victoria’s Secret is,….you don’t need to know, it’s some aggressively marketed mall brand shit, that really stupid people buy into and think is quality because the models they use are built up to be “celebrities” and thus important making the brand important…

I’m just glad they haven’t officially used fat chicks yet…but we know it’s coming….

She’s pretty hot though – to see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2017

06

Feb

Slutty Models for 10 Magazine of the Day

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10 Magazine is a British luxury quarterly magazine published in London, UK.

WHICH MEANS…actual models, not instagram models, will get half naked, or naked and posing in erotic poses like YOGA POSES, or MARTHA HUNT In her classic Martha HUNT FACE DOWN ASS UP, you know showing their flexibility, celebrating their bodies you’ve already seen in Victoria’s Secret, possibly in Victoria’s Secret, like some kind of advertorial, sponsored post, the BUZZFEED article of the fashion photoshoot worlld..>WHO KNOWS…

The models are:

Alanna Arrington, Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes, Sara Sampaio, Grace Elizabeth, Lily
Donaldson, Josephine Skriver, Cindy Bruna, Martha Hunt, Elsa Hosk, Maria Borges & Dilone

The pics are hot.

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