Elsa Hosk is still a hot model, even though Victoria’s Secret dropped her because she’s hot, you know answering the cries of the beasts of the internet in the wilderness that is a the comment section…

Confusing the brand into thinking that the beasts of the internet actually have any authority over what sells underwear and what doesn’t…making them react by killing off the hot chicks…

When those trolls aren’t even the ones who buy the product because they don’t fit into underwear, they just use diapers or trash bags, industrial size…and sure we’d fuck them anyway, but we still know that hot chicks sell product..

So Hosk hasn’t let her founders at VS throw off her hustle, she’s still out there pitching product half naked, the way she was built to do.

She is hot, makes me want to fuck that vagina candle knowing she held it in her hand…all pink and white and floral and shit…

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I still think that Elsa Hosk is pretty fucking hot. She was a gift that Victoria’s Secret brought us from the fetish that is the Swedish Basketball League, back when they’d source hot chicks and give them that stamp of approval that allowed them to live that good life because they were now the most mainstream and highest paid of models.

She still managed to tap into her roots of being a hot bodied, tall, titty model and she’s done a decent amount of nude work which just makes her all the more exciting to me, not that I jerk off to this kind of thing, it’s not nearly gutter or real enough, but if I was forced to jerk off to a VS model, it’d definitely be her.

She’s old as shit, but maybe the whole being an athlete has held her together since VS dropped hot chicks from their roster, it was aparently it was Elsa Hosk’s birthday the other day, she turned 35. She’s a mom, that pussy has birthed, those tits have fed…and they are visible in her dress like she’s some common street whore trying to make a buck, but far more fancy.

I dig it.

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Elsa Hosk may be a Swedish Basketball star, but no one gave a fuck about her when she was a hot bitch in Sweden playing some Canadian invented sport….even though I’d probably jerk off in the stands at a Swedish basketball game, assuming that all the players look like Elsa Hosk and were wearing some skimpy outfits before a mandatory pussy eating with each foul, rather than a free throw, you know modify the rules based on the players….

That said, it was only when she got hired by BIG UNDERWEAR in America that she really rose to the top, made all the money and was able to show the world that she’s one of the hottest bitches out there.

So despite the rumors of TOXIC pervert men taking advantage of how dumb girls are when it comes to wanting to impress them when they are the casting or creative directors at BIG UNDERWEAR brands, they did good getting this one, and I sure as hell hope they put her athleticism to the test when they did cast her for that American dream job of VS Angel, but making her dribble her pussy up and down on their dicks by doing squats only an athlete could do….otherwise, what a wasted opportunity, because look how good things ended up for her, and I’d hate that there was no payback or payment for that glory!

All this to say, the mom is face down and ass up, in some skimpy outfit, looking amazing, and it may not scream America on the surface, since she’s not in a mobility scooter at Walmart missing feet while buying a tub of ice cream and cheese puffs, but it is the American Dream that recruits hot immigrants and I’m into it.

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Elsa Hosk is one of the top models as far as I’m concerned….

She recently had a kid and her mom bod’s still fucking banging, which doesn’t make sense, but probably all part of being a higher level genetically, hence her existing in the first place, or maybe it’s just muscle memory from her years as an athlete, I don’t really know….

But I do know that her campaign to promote bikinis features a lot of close ups of her bikini covered mom pussy, in what I can assume is a “shit’s still packaged tight even after being shredded with the whole birthing thing”…..and I think that’s pretty great…

I’m not a gyno, but apparently she finger-banged her baby out of herself during her birth, because she had to OPEN her own cervix, which makes staring at her CUNT all the better…probably because it’s being held together by the bikini….but that’s the kind of mystery I can jerk off to in this world of things being FAR too graphic..

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Elsa Hosk is a bit of a legend. From Swedish women’s basketball fetish work, to nude modeling to make a name for herself, to being the stand-in or understudy, or back-up plan for Candice Swanepoel at Victoria’s Secret when she was off breeding her multiple children over the course of 3-4 years, basically being the always pregnant wife on Family Guy only a Victoria’s Secret model and not a cartoon, which is less fucking lame and creepy to jerk off to….Elsa’s made her mark.

So even now that VS has gone WOKE / Gone Broke in some knee jerk reaction her corporate shareholders probably manipulated them into doing as they attempted to recreate society by shaming hot skinny chicks and elevating basic fat girls who deserved a shot because they existed…..a democratizing of hotness, ability, that’s more of some COMMIE shit than anything, because if there was a vote on it, we’d all say “BRING THE HOTTEST BACK”….

But yeah, even after being FIRED FOR BEING HOT from VS, the model still brings out the tits, now a mom, recently at some AIDS to give boners to the straight guys at the gay event because it’s not a death sentence and all part of the everyone has AIDS future SEE PICTURES OF THOSE TITS IN THAT AIDS OUTFIT HERE …

She also brought her hot tits out in some brown outfit too….she understands how to market herself without a billion dollar brand doing it for her I guess..

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Elsa Hosk is the Swedish Basketball player that makes you want to watch female pro basketball in Sweden while sitting on your IKEA furniture and eating some Swedish Meatballs, while jerking off….She’s hot enough to create Swedish fetishes, not that we needed Swedish fetishes created, I think from the 60s onwards we knew the Swedes as more than just mass furniture and safe care makers, but as blonde chicks with hot tits.

Anyway, Elsa Hosk left the Swedish Basketball league because she was tired of dudes jerking off to her in the stands, the floor go too slippery and it was a hazard, all the cum…so she went to modeling where people would jerk off to her in the privacy of their own home since public appearances would be rare.

She did the coveted Victoria’s Secret thing before Victoria’s Secret went weird and woke and inconsistent. She did nude shit solidifying her hotness and even after being a mom, she’s still looking good..at least on her vacation in her pink outfit…..workout outfit…fishnet mesh over bikini outfit…but she’d arguably look good in anything…from adult diapers, snow suits to garbage bags…but not in a violent murder kind of way…but if that was what her fate was…she’d look better at it than most…she’s a babe.

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It may be a new year, but I don’t subscribe to the new year, new me….you don’t need to go into things trying to reinvent the fucking wheel, it’s just a great way to disappoint yourself or remind the people already disappointed in you that you continue to suck at life when you have so much more to offer the world.

That’s not to say that I don’t think people should try new things, go balls to the wall on a project, hobby, or interest, unless that interest is breaking into random college girls homes and jerking off in their panties while they are in class….some passions should not be cultivated like an offgrid farm in the apocalypse….

It’s just to say that I’ve found Elsa Hosk to be one of the hotter half naked models on the scene for the last few years, she’s had a kid and still manages to be hot, she’s in a bikini and still manages to be hot, so new year, old Elsa Hosk fetish.

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Elsa Hosk may have shat out a kid, but she was a professional athlete before she was a professional half naked body for mid-range underwear brands that have huge budgets to pay their bodies to be bodies….which means she’s got some muscle memory to bounce right back into this shit.

She is apparently working with a brand called LOUNGE that early on was a built on the backs of the trashiest girls of social media, a strategy that works because now they handle big stars like Elsa Hosk….

Elsa Hosk was late to the VS game, she came into replace Candice Swanepoel, and she did so good at it, that no one remembers Candice anymore…we’ve left Africa and moved to Swedish pussy….

Anyway, the panties are sheer enough, the pictures are hot enough, it’s a good time to be alive….because clearly MODELS still exist, they still matter and they still blow away all the other trash out there, even when they’ve already been bred.

It’s like we aren’t all created equally, isn’t it. Imagine that…..some people can actually be hotter, smarter, richer, more talented, tighter pussied, more willing to be peed on what a concept…

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Elsa Hosk is one of the hottest models around, she was that Swedish Basketball player who said, fuck this basketball shit, my Swedish tits are too good to be wasted running around for an audience of 50, when they could be so much more, the world is a big place, even though I am a firm believer that Swedish women’s basketball could be a contender for being a top 10 sports you can jerk off to, especially if more players look like Elsa Hosk, and not like that one who is locked up in Russia for drug smuggling!

Anyway, she went on to Victoria’s Secret when it was still a thing and now she’s super fucking famous as a hot model chick, so seeing her tits out in this dress is a reminder that despite having kids, she’s still worthy of jerking off to, if you’re into jerking off to model tits that are visible through a dress, and in a world of throat fucking porn and self shot porn, I guess you probably aren’t, but maybe it’ll work as some masturbation foreplay, you know jerking off to models is a timeless classic, don’t let that die because normie post fuck videos on twitter!

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