Elsa Hosk announced that she is 6 months pregnant with baby number 2 a few hours ago.

She is about 45 years old, so it’s not all that shocking or scandalous.

She’s also married and already has a kid, so this is just family planning before her uterus dries up.

She is the Swedish Blonde Victoria’s Secret model who was sidelined in her prime because they decided that hot blonde chicks were bad for business, when hot blonde chicks are never bad for business.

She produced some pregnancy porn, since she’s a model and likes being the center of attention, or having her picture taken….

It’s worth looking at because of some visible ready to drop nipple….and becaus eher mom pussy is in hiding….and because this is the fattest she’s ever been or will ever be because some vain people in the world have some decency and refuse to be fat fucks who pretend they are still carrying the baby weight from the first kid, when really they are just lazy….

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Elsa Hosk was one of the slutty Victoria’s Secret models who I was willing to start a charitable organization for, back when the world turned on hot chicks and swapped them out for fat trolls of the internet.

It was one of the saddest times in our lifetimes, seeing hot chicks who were made into millionaires for being hot, totally alienated for being hot by the brands that made them rich, all because of a bunch of loud mouth angry pigs threatened to boycott them…

If the models weren’t millionaires, I would have moved forward as their savior, fucking running car washes, rub and tug back sales and other exciting things to help them survive.

But the hot chick will always survive thanks to being hot….

Elsa Hosk is old now, still hot, still doing lingerie shit and NO FATTY WHINER is gonna bring her down….because we’re all here wanting her to bring us down by suffocating us with her ass….SMOTHER BROTHER…

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If you’ve got a foot fetish, you may also have a sneaker fetish.

If you’re an adult man-child, you may also have a sneaker fetish.

One of the funnier things that happened in my lifetime is the whole early 2000s sneaker scam, where grown men decided they needed to collect and line-up for limited edition sneakers, in an attempt to show the world how unique they are through their feet, while spending retarded money on sneakers, to remind the world how they are basically the fucking same retard as all other retards…..

You know how it is, unique by being the same drone…

The sneaker brands and off-shoot businesses didn’t care, even I know a dude who created a 100 million dollar sneaker brand for the retards, who sold said brand, and is sitting pretty…and I don’t know anyone…

Well, ALO, the yoga brand everyone wears, because everyone is the same same retard, has a sneaker collection.

They are using Elsa Hosk to promote the sneakers, or her nipples in a sheer tank top to promote the sneakers, and since she’s the hottest basketball playing Swede model that VS ever recruited, who still looks good, I’m officially a sneaker fetish, I’d jerk off on those shoes just to stare at her leggings jacked up her cunt like the best homeless chronic masturbating pervert could….THOMAS THE STEAM ENGINE level of motivated…

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Elsa Hosk is just one of those models you want to fuck….

There is a historical record of brands hiring models you want to fuck…

There was a time when they weren’t virtue signaling or catering to fat chicks, when diversity and inclusivity wasn’t fucking annoyingly shoved down our throats, when hot chicks weren’t alienated so hard they had to cut their tits off or get fat to get work….

Make HOT CHICKS great again…because seeing Elsa Hosk, a victim of being a hot chick, while still being a hot chick, even after a couple of kids and being in her mid 30s…deserves to be celebrated as a model, instead of the bald fat chick with herpes and a missing limb that identifies as a hamster…

So the Swedish basketball star, who turned her back to athleticism to be high paid masturbation material, it’s lazier and better pay…still go that hot model look…

Sure she’s got that middle aged instagram look to her,but even with more of a clown face from fillers that make her look like a silly caricature of herself, she’s hot, skinny and naked and that’s good.

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Elsa Hosk looks like she’s been jacking up her face a little, but at the same time, all chicks look like this, so who fucking knows what is real or not. It’s like they are all in the same conspiracy knowing that if they ALL do it, then they’ll all have that sex doll found in the dumpster because it’s owner fucked it to death look to them and we’ll be forced to be re-wired into thinking “that’s just how girls look”.

She is the Swedish basketball star who should have put women’s basketball on the map back when she was playing, letting the world know it can be a sport to jerk off to if the right girls are on the court…like Swedish models.

She did the opposite of Britney Griner’s dick or Caitlin Clarke’s records for the sport, because she tapped out and became a bikini model with her tits out.

She was a victim of the collective internet turning their back on hot chicks, forcing them to fend for themselves by finding rich boyfriends or starting their own bikini brands….

Because hot chick models became unaccessible or relatable and fat bitches didn’t want aspirational, they wanted chicks fatter and uglier than them to make them feel better about themselves…

Luckily, we’re wired to love hot chicks no matter how hard ugly chicks hate them, and the hot chick movement will rise again…and the ugly chicks will go back to hating the hot chicks or taking it upon themselves to hit the gym and get plastic surgery to be hot chicks…not just fat girls with that sex doll found in the dumpster because it’s owner fucked it to death look they all have.

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Elsa Hosk may have shat out a kid or two over the last few years but she’s looking pretty fit and hot.

Her handlers at Victoria’s Secret who basically turned us onto the Swedish Basketball player when she was already 27 years old, making her some kind of geriatric model decided to turn their back on hot chicks like her and let her fend for herself.

She ended up getting her tits pulled out of her, her face re-jigged with fillers, but I still like the athleticism of her body….

I mean she did her best without her support system, who decided they hated hot chicks, but instead thought turning their marketing into some kind of NOT FOR PROFIT charitable and philanthropical project for uglies, fatties and retards no one wants to jerk off to…

She is in a bunch of bikini pics over the last few days, clearly she’s bikini ready and working on the comeback and I like it.

Hot.

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Elsa Hosk is out here in a bikini because she’s a bikini model, that’s what she does.

Her origin story is an interesting one, especially in this era of women’s basketball being taken seriously, because Hosk was on the Swedish women’s team, playing professionally when she looked at her fellow hot Swedish teammates in the shower and realized she could be a model…

So she stripped down, did nude shoots an took her tall ass to NYC to become a Victoria’s Secret model when they used to hire the hot chicks, before the fat trolls of the internet got into their heads like the real cyberbullies, making a real attack on the hotties…that I think we’ve survived from.

The good news is HOSK despite being old now, still strips down and shows off her hot body for money, like an upscale stripper.

The bad news is that she’s clearly jacked up her face, but they all jack up their faces, you just have to ignore the clownlieness and focus on the long, lean fit, body….

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Elsa Hosk is still a hot model, even though Victoria’s Secret dropped her because she’s hot, you know answering the cries of the beasts of the internet in the wilderness that is a the comment section…

Confusing the brand into thinking that the beasts of the internet actually have any authority over what sells underwear and what doesn’t…making them react by killing off the hot chicks…

When those trolls aren’t even the ones who buy the product because they don’t fit into underwear, they just use diapers or trash bags, industrial size…and sure we’d fuck them anyway, but we still know that hot chicks sell product..

So Hosk hasn’t let her founders at VS throw off her hustle, she’s still out there pitching product half naked, the way she was built to do.

She is hot, makes me want to fuck that vagina candle knowing she held it in her hand…all pink and white and floral and shit…

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I still think that Elsa Hosk is pretty fucking hot. She was a gift that Victoria’s Secret brought us from the fetish that is the Swedish Basketball League, back when they’d source hot chicks and give them that stamp of approval that allowed them to live that good life because they were now the most mainstream and highest paid of models.

She still managed to tap into her roots of being a hot bodied, tall, titty model and she’s done a decent amount of nude work which just makes her all the more exciting to me, not that I jerk off to this kind of thing, it’s not nearly gutter or real enough, but if I was forced to jerk off to a VS model, it’d definitely be her.

She’s old as shit, but maybe the whole being an athlete has held her together since VS dropped hot chicks from their roster, it was aparently it was Elsa Hosk’s birthday the other day, she turned 35. She’s a mom, that pussy has birthed, those tits have fed…and they are visible in her dress like she’s some common street whore trying to make a buck, but far more fancy.

I dig it.

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Elsa Hosk may be a Swedish Basketball star, but no one gave a fuck about her when she was a hot bitch in Sweden playing some Canadian invented sport….even though I’d probably jerk off in the stands at a Swedish basketball game, assuming that all the players look like Elsa Hosk and were wearing some skimpy outfits before a mandatory pussy eating with each foul, rather than a free throw, you know modify the rules based on the players….

That said, it was only when she got hired by BIG UNDERWEAR in America that she really rose to the top, made all the money and was able to show the world that she’s one of the hottest bitches out there.

So despite the rumors of TOXIC pervert men taking advantage of how dumb girls are when it comes to wanting to impress them when they are the casting or creative directors at BIG UNDERWEAR brands, they did good getting this one, and I sure as hell hope they put her athleticism to the test when they did cast her for that American dream job of VS Angel, but making her dribble her pussy up and down on their dicks by doing squats only an athlete could do….otherwise, what a wasted opportunity, because look how good things ended up for her, and I’d hate that there was no payback or payment for that glory!

All this to say, the mom is face down and ass up, in some skimpy outfit, looking amazing, and it may not scream America on the surface, since she’s not in a mobility scooter at Walmart missing feet while buying a tub of ice cream and cheese puffs, but it is the American Dream that recruits hot immigrants and I’m into it.

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