It may be a new year, but I don’t subscribe to the new year, new me….you don’t need to go into things trying to reinvent the fucking wheel, it’s just a great way to disappoint yourself or remind the people already disappointed in you that you continue to suck at life when you have so much more to offer the world.

That’s not to say that I don’t think people should try new things, go balls to the wall on a project, hobby, or interest, unless that interest is breaking into random college girls homes and jerking off in their panties while they are in class….some passions should not be cultivated like an offgrid farm in the apocalypse….

It’s just to say that I’ve found Elsa Hosk to be one of the hotter half naked models on the scene for the last few years, she’s had a kid and still manages to be hot, she’s in a bikini and still manages to be hot, so new year, old Elsa Hosk fetish.

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