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2017

19

Oct

Nina Agdal Is Done of the Day

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Nina Agdal has always had a garbage fucking face and she’s always been a half retard looking like she’s at a March of Dimes, retard program, some affirmative action, retard lives matter, in a world where some disorders, or weaknesses, or things that make a person difference, don’t get the riots or the press…because the retards aren’t on FB writing “METOO”….or whatever the cause of the moment is, they are too busy masturbating on park benches, or in Nina Agdal’s case, for Leo DiCaprio….because she thought she would get the press, the exposure, even pregnant and finally fucking matter…but he dropped her, like her mom probably did, hence the massive forehead…and she’s just back to drinking and aging, looking old and washed up as fuck and here it is….from Sports Illustrated model who doesn’t matter to haggard face that doesn’t matter…the Nina Agdal retard who made it further than expected story.

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2017

27

Sep

Nina Agdal is Still in a Bikini of the Day

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I am a firm believer that Nina Agdal is some March of Dimes recipient, out there getting paid by the charity to live as normal of a life as she can with her mental retardation….all Downs Syndrome faced…like a grocery store bagger…or pharmacy stock clerk..just trying to fill their days with more than just drooling, masturbating, and watching kids shows…

I just can’t admit that she’s a hot chick, but rather some kind of large monster, who is barely famous, and who peaked at 30 when she got to pretend date homosexual Leo Dicaprio, a strategy that didn’t even get her work or pregnant – she done fucked up and as she’s expiring but still booking really shitty catalog pics in a bikini from a friend giving her a hand out…

Because like LEO, we all know there are hotter and younger and more accomplished bikini models out there, and this one, can ride Sports Illustrated shitty shoots as hard as she has been, but doesn’t make her relevant, or as good as what’s out there…

I am not a fan…

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2017

25

Aug

Nina Agdal Nipples Proves that there is Life After Leo of the Day

Nina Agdal is the half retard looking model with a massive forehead who is also massive which is probably why she’s a model…just a proportionate looking girl in pics…but a beast coming to steal your alcohol if you’re rich enough in person..

I was never a fan, sure I appreciate a fit looking body in pics and it eliminates a water head, but she was also so low level, low grade, SI was all she did, irrelevant, not hot, boring, garbage, perfect for the bros who have no taste but like chicks like they like their teammates after football practice … half naked…

Well, it’s nice to see that her sugar babying attempt to get knocked up by homosexual LEO got thwarted at 30, I’m sure she thought “THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE ANSWER”…or at least that it would make her higher profile…but alas…she’s still irrelevant…and her nipples are trying to prove otherwise…in this braless top…but I don’t think they can…because sometimes, nipples aren’t enough…even when they are running and flailing around like a crazed out of control handicapped person having a seizure…

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2017

22

Jun

Nina Agdal in a Magazine of the Day

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Nina Agdal is a non model who no one actually cares about but people think she’s important enough to talk about because she was in some A-List shit or maybe it was the A-List shit that was in her….back when she thought she had a chance getting knocked up by LEO…but I am sure he’s more into pegging and got rid of her when he realized that her broad shoulders and sheer size of not just her forehead but all of her…didn’t come with a dick….you know Romance..

Other than Leo, she’s been in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit….every year for a long time since she’s old and tired…and I guess she got some work..and she is still going probably hoping to get another chance with a rich guy to know her up – as that is what they are all about…these “bikini” models…this is the last HURRAH….

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2017

13

Jun

Nina Agdal Is Not Cute of the Day

Nina Agdal is a monster….but the dude she’s with must be 7 feet tall..because her and her big head are 6 feet tall…making for some creepy tall girl erotica…

You think she’s got a hot body, thanks to being proportionate, but if you were to stand next to her and feel like you’re standing next to a massive Redwood in the Northern California forest after raping and killing a celebrity you obsess over on a trip to LA….if you know what I mean…

Well…she’s the worst…and even Leonardo DiCaprio thinks that…because he flushed her when he realized she wasn’t a man…

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2017

10

May

Nina Agdal Looking Old in a Photoshoot of the Day

Nina Agdal is a monster of a person….she comes across as fit and active in photos, she even scammed Sports Illustrated and Leonardo DiCaprio into thinking she’s something special or worth showcasing….not that Leo knows the difference, he’s too busy fucking dudes to notice the models he has around groupie-ing and leveraging their connection with him to as much press as possible….but Sports Illustrated could have done a lot better, instead they handed her out a career….I don’t get it…

But I like to think it’s cuz she’s got Downs Syndrome – based on her big forehead – you an attempt to affirmative action her, like she was Ashley Graham fighting for fatness, the retard version…

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2017

13

Apr

Nina Agdal Poses by the Pool of the Day

I call Nina Agdal the waterhead, because she has a massive forehead and a bit of a downs syndrome face…I don’t find her hot, and figure that’s why she never really made it in the world as an actual model, but she is still a model, thanks to magazines like Sports Illustrated needing fit tall girls that whatever Agency Agdal was part of pitched her to, something she never turned her back on, and kept going back to, because it is really all she’s ever done…

Sure from that SI Thing, her only real job, she got a handful of campaigns a year, she was able to make money, get a following due to their PR and all that good stuff…like dating rich guys….but the entire time…she’s been relatively useless…that is until she figured out how to get the model fucker – Leo to fuck her – as he fucks everyone and milk that story and relationship that is more letting Leo do what he wants – he’s Leo so that she doesn’t lose the opportunity to have his Leo babies….it would be the job that surpasses anything SI could have done for her…

Well, apparently fucking Leo makes other magazines have interest in you – and here she is in Glamour – from an international market – which could eventually get her in Glamour USA – if she plays her cards right, as she probably does…seeing as she’s dating Leo…top tier sugar baby gold digging….

Look at her – all old and trying to be relevant…CUte!! We all know girl just wants LEO babies..it is that time…

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2017

24

Feb

Nina Agdal Retard Head of the Day

I’ve been committed to the cause that Nina Agdal is a retard, maybe with Downs Syndrome, which isn’t a bad thing, I prefer people with Downs over most humans, and it would actually be endearing…it would add some dimension to the fact that she’s a vapid, gold digging, Leonardo DiCaprio groupie who tries to fuck him into husband…because it will lead to her living the good life, while putting all importance on materialistic bullshit, because she knows she’s not hot enough to carry this life, she’s just been lucky that she’s been sold to the public by Sports Illustrated…and they believe it…

She’s garbage, she’s a drunken mess – which would be cool without the ego…she’s big and awkward looking and she’s got this face…this weird fucking face….this is shit that remind me of nightmares of being stranged alone in the fucking jungle…only to wake to this saying “put your sperm in me and make me babies like you’re brad cooper and I’m irina”…

It’s weird as fuck

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2017

17

Feb

Nina Agdal Maximizes for Maxim of the Day

Nina Agdal the retard looking model from Denmark who doesn’t really matter, who barely exists, who was exclusively working for Sports Illustrated swim, taking some fringe jobs from that, using it to market herself to rich dudes, fucking rich dudes…getting more and more followers due to the machine that is SI constantly marketing her, eventually leaving her boyfriend for Leo who cheats on her because she must be around 30 now and it’s time to get going with this locking down the meal ticket…or at least getting pregnant…or at least hanging out with a dude she was a groupie of growing up back in her Euro trash home she’s from…

I dont’ find her hot, she’s looking old and tired, the drinking and party has caught up with her but she’s in MAXIM and that’s brilliant…or as good as it gets….on the downward spiral that is her life…

Garbage retard head…with a hot body…aging, melting, expiring…HOT…

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2017

08

Feb

Nina Agdal in a Bikini for Health Because Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio Gets you Media of the Day

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Nina Agdal probably thinks she’s a bigger deal than she actually is – thanks to being one of the pussies – assuming she’s not INTERSEX as her features would suggest – something we can assume Leo, who I have been told fucks dude, would be into…when you get all the pussy you want, your sex gets weirder and weirder…

The problem is that before Nina Agdal was the pussy Leo cheats on (that’s what I was going for in the first part of this post)…she had an ego from being in Sports Illustrated…so that just continued as she pushes 30 and becomes obsolete – better get pregnant first…better Irina Shayk it like a Polaroid pregnant sugar baby…her escorting depends on it….

So I guess one of the benefits of fucking Leo is magazines like Health picking her up and featuring her…climb that later downs syndrome head….so dramatic for a down’s syndrome head…

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2017

25

Jan

Topless Nina Agdal for her Only Employer – Who Doesn’t Pay Her of the Day

I guess Sports Illustrated is on the hustle – to try to get people to buy their shitty magazine no one actually cares about thanks to the internet – coupled with working with the same cunts year after year, well into their 30s, like Nina Agdal, the vagina Leo may have given herpes to – but I’m convinced she just used the strap on on him…

It brings me great joy that this video only has 13,000 views – when I know the production budget behind this shit was high and really a waste considering Instagram in teh new Sports Illustrated….because media companies are a scam and so are people like Nina Agdal who are really not that hot – in this world of much hotter, less bulky, pussy that’s half naked or full naked on all the hipster blogs…

Here she is in one of the two campaigns she books a year – because Sports Illustrated models don’t get work, they get Athletes….they don’t even do their own marketing – they just show up….all big foreheaded first..

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2017

24

Jan

Nina Agdal Fucks Leo with a Strap On and Models Bathing Suits of the Day

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Nina Agdal is some big and burly, possibly intersex, model from the internet, or from Sports Illustrated, who has done very little of substance in her career, but not in terms of dicks she’s put in her vagina along the way, because there are some many less downs syndrome faces, with hotter bodies, who may not be in Sports Illustrated Swim, a magazine with a lot of hype, but not a lot of substance, at least not in terms of the models or the shoots they book the last 5 years since internet has taken over….but who still put the names of some girls on the map…at least enough to be Kate Upton, or to marry pro athletes, or to get invited to events…like it’s a credibility, they are actual “published models” for a mainstream brand – that may not matter – but that still has the strength of it’s brand name behind them…

Now, I’m going to assume Agdal, who thinks she’s the biggest deal ever, but who is really garbage, I’ve seen her in person and know, she’s real garbage…probably makes 100,000 dollars a year as a model, but so much more in her escorting, you know fucking rich guys who pay her bills that she pretends isn’t escorting….

But we all know she doesn’t matter but matters enough to get in with Leo DiCaprio, who credible sources have told me fucks dudes, which makes sense, allowing her to increase her profile as everyone likes the celeb association…and here she is pushing 30, trying to get pregnant by a rich guy like Irina, while being totally uninspiring, boring, garbage…throw her out like a newborn at prom…yet she remains here….the worst.

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2016

15

Sep

Nina Agdal The Ass Trying to Get Pregnant By Leo of the Day

Nina Agdal the drunken monster with the downs syndrome looks like she’s getting fat, that ass is dumpy, but then again, these may be old pictures of her, maybe a bad angle, maybe an accurate depiction in an era of Facetune…where you don’t need to have a hot body…but when your body is your only selling point….right RETARD face…with a shitty drunken personality…

I am not a Nina Agdal groupie who documents or keeps track of her every fucking move, I am not even interested in Nina Agdal at all, but I am more about looking at her as the whore that she is…but they’re all whores…

From Miami based immigrant party slut who booked enough campaigns to be marketable to rich dudes…who she would live the life of luxury with as their hired escort…who may not have been officially hired…but there was an understanding…

I guess she’s made it now that Leo, the leader of the model hustle, invites her out to be on her best behavior…and she could be pregnant…provided Leo isn’t gay…which we can’t be too sure of..since he fucks dudes…

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2016

02

Sep

Nina Agdal & Hailey Clauson Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes of the Day

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Nina Agdal and Hailey Clauson are part of the Sports Illustrated summer program, where she’s showing her nipples in artistic black and white shoots….because this is art or some bullshit – at some event that Sports Illustrated is probably getting paid a lot of money for, otherwise they wouldn’t bother organizing this shit…unless they realized if they used their hooker promo model team more than just in February when they release the magazine, they can get content all year round…sure it makes the excitement that no one has for the magazine dwindle…if they get it everyday….but we get it everyday – from their hookers and other hookers alike..making none of this shit special, exciting or interesting…even when you can see the trick’s nipples…

Boring.

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2016

18

Aug

Nina Nina Agdal Bikini Photoshoot for SI Summer of the Day

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Nina Agdal is Leonardo DiCaprio’s beard….or was during the summer…because she had her big break as a low level, relatively old, party girl from Miami at all the right event ass always dreamt of…

She’s got a great body, but that face is so fucking Downsy….all forehead…I’ve made fun of her for at least 2 years of her low level success, and the fact that Leo’s picking her up, while she’s old news, last year’s kitchen garbage, rotten table scraps no one gives a fuck about, it’s safe to say he won his Oscar and has since lost his edge…but we can assume if he’s not gay, I know, it’s a stretch, that she puts in work when she fucks him, so much relies on her performance…because she’s not making shit with her modeling, she is more of a ride rich guys kinda girl…but then again, aren’t they all…they put a price tag on their immigrant asses, and want that american dream and any cost…mainly with their dignity…sugar babies…

These pics are for SI, her only friends, who are releasing content in the summer – to keep their site active all year…bikini every day….with the same chicks…in the same cheesy catalog style pics..AWESOME…

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