Here are some pics of Nina Agdal naked and pregnant because pregnant chicks think you want to see them naked while pregnant….

I assume it is an attempt to convince you that she wasn’t born with a set of balls, not realizing that in these modern times, we’re very familiar with the medical and scientific fact that men can have babies, and that some men are born with both balls and uterus….

She also doesn’t seem to realize that I’ve watched movies and I’ve seen them make some pretty realistic looking pregnant chicks who aren’t pregnant at all…

But then again, if she is able to get pregnant, it only makes sense that she would do it with a sucker like Logan Paul who is the leader of a billion dollar energy drink brand, a youtube sensation and the kind of guy who is probably busy and distracted so he’ll just throw money at the Danish who doesn’t look as delicious as the Danishes at the local bakery, but I’ve always thought she was overrated and pulling a scam….with her throat.

So the pregnant version of her naked or not still has that freakish head and her muscular ass and giant milk filled tits can’t override that shit…

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I have hated on Nina Agdal since her inception. Her lack of a waist to hip ratio disturbed me when she was being celebrated as a Sports Illustrated Swim model about 14 years ago, back when she was in her mid-20s….

But she was fit and had tits and I guess a decently fit round ass so I could get passed the lack of femininity in her waistline and accept her from the neck down because why the fuck not….she’s a half naked bitch who cares…

When I would make the mistake of looking above the neckline, I’d see nothing but a corky looking motherfucker with DOWNS…

Now, I want to be clear, I fucking love people with Downs Syndrome, they’re some of the kindest, funniest, sweetest creatures around….and if Nina actually had Downs Syndrome, I’d probably love her too.

Since she’s a cunty opportunistic wallet fucker who rode a pretty useless achievement of being an SI SWIM BIKINI model as hard as she did, before landing on Billionaire LOGAN Paul’s dick in Puerto Rico where he tax evades….it’s not a fucking compliment.

She’s breeding her old tired uterus with the sucker billionaire she was able to seduce with her professional seducing of rich people skills she’s developed all these years and I’m sure it’s a good time because the Vine Star turned billionaire probably has a good time doing more than just accidentally dropping his seed in this pregnant sea monster….

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Nina Agdal is 7 months pregnant with Logan Paul’s baby that we assume she turkey basted herself to make happen because he’s more into cumming in asses.

He’s a billionaire and when you’ve got the billionaire in your grip, you don’t let them run off and use their sperm for man ass, you get out there and suck it off the walls and the floor at the gay orgy and make it fucking count. It’s a retirement plan and Agdal’s been cycled through the rich guy circuit for a long time.

Anyway, her nude shoot is going viral because she was a big model 20 years ago, and she did nude shoots in trying to find her place in the world, and one of those shoots includes a little boxing, which coincidentally lines up with her brother-in-law Jake’s whole viral scheme….bringing the whole thing full circle.

The shoot involves some tits in action while skipping, some boxing sparring with some dude who was probably happy to be there, some towel fucking to wipe off all the injuries she’s had in being a professional model with a drippy cunt from all the fun it has had…drying it off and prepping it for the next fight….she’s the Mike Tyson of beat up, ear eating pussy….or wishes she was….because now she’s just old….

Old pics are fun though.

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Nina Agdal clearly has a type. Rich guys….

Which is pretty funny to me, not because it’s shocking that woman get addicted to a lifestyle and want to do anything to maintain said lifestyle, whether it is getting knocked up or getting knocked up, they do whatever it takes.

One would call that prostitution, I mean I would call that prostitution, but MAYBE she really likes this guy, like she liked Christie Brinkley’s rich kid son, or Leo DiCaprio before him, or the Miami Real Estate tycoon she was fucking before she left him for greener pastures with LEO….yes, for some reason I know part of Nina Agdal’s pussy history, likely because I am shocked dudes think she’s hot, even with her tight body….especially now that she’s old…

I guess marketing works, SI SWIM is high profile to some, and she committed to the cause, then the whole co-sign of other rich dudes and that lifetyle gets other rich dudes wet in their loins, because they want to provide for the bitch too, clearly she’s a professional manipulator of these people, who need their SI SWIM model, pretending she is working as a model, when really probably worth less than a million dollar for all the jobs she’s done over the last 10 years, but the whoring on the side may pay better.

She’s currently with the Paul brother from Youtube, who is worth over 100 million dollars for being a clown on social media, because she’s chasing money and CLOUT, this could really put her back on the map so that she can earn without resorting to OnlyFans like a common whore, she’ more high profile than that…

The amazing thing is that she’s so good with her pussy, that these people don’t realize she’s DOG FACED and OLD as SHit………fascinating……but not really, it happens every day.

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I saw that Nina Agdal is dating Logan Paul or Jake Paul, the two are pretty interchangeable as annoyingly rich masters of manipulating the internet and getting paid! I figure it makes sense because retards would be drawn to other retards, especially when one of the retards is a fading away Sports Illustrated model who was pushing 35 years old, pretty uneventful future ahead of her, so it is time to use that whore pussy to whore to the right john, manipulate them in, because that’s really her core skill, tricking men with her titty sorcery!

I saw another story where Em Rata cheated on her husband with Brad Pitt, they’re not an item, but she told the world he cheated on her, to make them feel sorry for her, when she’s the one who cheated because she got with him when he was with a relevant group of internet idiots, but now she’s pushing 35 and needs to find the next cumshot to make her a baby, one that will help her level up!

It is just what these whores do, but the good news is that Nina Agdal who was dumpy before covid, realized she had to sort her shit out if she wanted to matter, and if she wanted to seduce some trending rich guy, and by the looks of how ripped she is, she did it!

I am not an Agdal fan, but she looks better than she ever has, far less retard looking and that’s a good thing!

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I am not a Nina Agdal fan, which I am sure really hurts her feelings when she googles herself and this site doesn’t show up in the search results thanks BIG tech for the invisibility, which I actually prefer, especially with the woke army of freaks who if I was relevant, would EAT me up and spit me the fuck out, and I’ve had enough hate from psycho bitches due to this site over the years, this is my quieter time!

Anyway, the wallet fucking opportunist who uses her SI model career, even if it was 15-25 years ago, to get into the wallet of rich or relevant people, from rich Miami real estate tycoons she fucked off on with Leo DiCaprio for about a week when he used her as a beard, to the Christie Brinkley heir with his Hamptons houses and Caribbean retreats, which obviously wasn’t viral enough for her, knowing that at 30 something, she’s got a small window to count, so that pussy’s gone to VINE STAR / BILLIONAIRE / BOXER / Jake Paul, who I am sure is stoked to be fucking an expired sack of shit of a model, since she does fitness because she has to look as good as she can at her age, her future relies on it!

But the truth is, Jake Paul could be fucking any other hotter, younger, thirsty bitch, but Nina’s from a different generation of model pretending to be a self sufficient, rich, success story in their SUGAR BABYING, you know they only date rich guys cuz that’s the circle they run in, LOL LOL, not because they POSITION THEMSELVES in those circles as the HOT CHICK, you know to get knocked up and be set for life!

Either way, her tits look swole as she figures out how to produce content for the younger generation, to get a few more years of relevance out of her tits, since she’s been in a holding pattern thee last little while, now it’s time to bring it, before menopause brings it first!

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I’ve been a pretty aggressive Nina Agdal hater since she first came to my attention ALL those years ago, because I really like to kick em while they are up, rather than when they are down, I am a decent guy like that….

I also hate when you can see a bitch think she’s all that because she landed the right gig, or has the interest of what they consider the right people….so it’s one of those “you may think you’re hot, and you may be running some sort of Sports Illustrated scam that I assume came from having dirt on powerful people…but you’re not”….

I’ve changed my approach to hating on these whores, because I don’t actually care if they are hot or not, I just care that they are whoring on the internet like their glory days, despite being in their mid-30s…..there is something hilarious about that.

Obviously, as the days turn into months and the months turn into years, her broken down face from a decade ago is even more broken down….it’s like an old beater of a car, it doesn’t fix itself when parked in your front yard….it just rots harder.

The only difference with these ladies than your car is that they can actually do fitness, get toned and carry a hot body into their mid to late 40s if done right, because ultimately, you fuck the body more than the face and if you don’t have the face, you best have a hot body, even if you do have the face, you can benefit from the hot body.

What I am saying is that someone who snuck into SI SWIM and never left, is still doing her best to maintain, through fitness, because without it, the people will realize that I was right and she’s been a dog faced pony boy.

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I used to call Nina Agdal a waterhead, which I guess is hate speech against retards, which I guess is hate speech against mentally handicapped people which I guess makes me an ablist, whatever the fuck that means, I’ve just seen the whining woke crying tears of outrage on the internet for anything that celebrates not being disabled as being non inclusive to those who are disabled and trying to not offend everyone is virtually impossible, plus a lot less fun than trying to offend everyone, which was pretty much the reason I started the site all those years ago….NEVER LOSE SIGHT OF WHO YOU ARE….

And laughing at a rich titty model who Sports Illustrated embraced like she wasn’t some try hard set of tits not nearly as hot as 1000s of other tits on the internet, is hardly offensive, just kicking them while they are up, jokes….

It’s not like I’m going to the retard academy of retards and making them do stunts or fight in back alleys, you know taking advantage of retards….I am just saying these bitch, who is dating Christie Brinkley or her son, which is basically dating Christie since she pays for everything, ALL THEM NICE TROPICAL HOUSES and private jet flights.

The truth is, Nina the Retard Head is looking hotter than ever….maybe it’s filters, maybe it’s post production editing apps, maybe she’s been working out during covid after getting fat, I don’t care enough to find out, I’m just looking at the fit body with tits in bikinis maintaining like her life depends on it, since it does….these models get thrown out when they age out and if they haven’t been knocked up by a rich guy, that could be a disaster for them…luckily OnlyFans will be there to carry them through the dark times, I mean they’re already whores, so why not do what you gotta do.

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I have said that Nina Agdal’s got a pretty retarded face since the dawn of her celebrity as a Sports Illustrated model….which is pretty much the only gig she had.

I was pretty confident that they hired her for woke reasons, even before woke was a thing. I think they called it work program, affirmative action, I mean I worked at a pharmacy that would hire retards to stock the shelves to keep them busy for 2 dollars an hour, which at the time appalled me….that’s SLAVE labor but it was encouraged…weird world.

As it turns out, the older she gets, the less DOWNSY she gets, maybe she had her hairline pulled down her head….or maybe when you have a hot body from fitness because you have nothing else to do and your sugar daddy’s rely on the full swimsuit model experience even in this woke time of fat chicks making it on the cover of what she surely considers her holy grail of magazines since it made her life..

So she’s done good in preserving the hot body which is really the important thing…for an aging girl because the face for all women doesn’t stand a change in preservation….but if you can keep your ass looking this good…we’re good.

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