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2018

15

Oct

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Dykes it Down of the Day

Nina Agdal is a whore, so seeing her post up video of her friend playing aggressively with her tits, is pretty standard and expected, but maybe it’s exciting for those of you who are Nina Agdal fans, as I know you exist.

I wonder if you’re the same kind of guy who is into the mentally retarded who aren’t too mentally retarded…but just mentally retard enough to listen to you when you seduce them on the bus, when watching them chronic masturbation as retards do, easy convince their gullible asses that you’ll give them a good life outside the retard home, only to fuck them, even knock them up, only never to be seen again, because retards don’t ask for ID, or names and numbers, not when it comes to being taken advantage of for sex…

I know people with retard relatives who have come home or back to their facility they live in pregnant – not knowing who did it or what happened….but knowing they love sex….and I assume you’re the kind of guy who likes that, or likes Nina Agdal since her forehead looks like theirs..and you can relive that perversion – pervert.

What it comes down to is she’s a garbage SI Model, and SI doesn’t matter. She managed to get Leo to pay attention to her for a minute but not knock her up, she’s not fucking Christie Brinkley’s son, and this has become her cocktease…lazy girls grabbing tits on IG stories, like it was snapchat years ago….

The amount of times i’ve seen girls grabbing / raping / other girl’s tits on social media…is many…where’s the #metoo movement for that? Oh right…it’s just fun and games when girls assault each other’s tits.

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2018

01

Oct

Nina Agdal Topless Selfie of the Day

Nina Agdal Tits Topless Mirror Selfie

Nina Agdal brought her retard forehead in full DOWNS SYNDROME glory to everyone’s attention in what could be a hotel room instillation of lameness – with some bullshit fashion quote that idiots find inspiring or interesting – because people are fucking retards and have no taste…and they fucking love quotes as they speak to their narcissism…

She also brought her tits, old tits, but tits that have been used to create Nina Agdal as both a Swimsuit model, because you don’t need to be non-retarded to be a swim model, you just need to be in a bikini…..and Leo’s sloppy seconds cuz he never knocked this bitch up..he probably doesn’t want no retard bastard babies running around…

Here they are being squeezed up with her hands….as you’d do…if you want the world to see you feel yourself up and by world I mean her lame fan base of perverts like you.

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2018

31

Aug

Nina Agdal Tits Ready for Burning Man of the Day

Nina Agdal Big Ass and Tits Black Swimsuit and Goggles for Burning Man

Nina Agdal is a full retard. Like full downs syndrome….but she pretends she’s not, even though she clearly looks like she is, and you can try to hide that retardness, but you can’t fool us all…clever retard..

You may remember her as the first Sports Illustrated model with Downs Syndrome….who never advertised her handicap because she’s handicapable…she went on to be Leo’s first Downs Syndrome girlfriend because rich people are fucking weird and when hot pussy is thrown their way enough – they need variety – it’s the spice of life…

Well she got dumped, because no one wants to marry a retard gold digging opportunist slut, and has gone onto other rich guys who like the idea of a retard swim model…and now she’s at Burning Man…a total burner dude..

I have opinions of how lame or terrifying and uninteresting something like Burning man is to me…it’s the worst sort of nightmare..being in the desert camping with a bunch fucking rich assholes trying to find spirituality half naked….a creative hub for rich people who lack creativity or vision…an excuse to do psychedelics…just a sci/fi movie I want nothing to do with…..

But I am sure people have fun, people who go talk about it all the time, I’m more into being in the desert alone than with 20,000 rich people and instagram sluts.

It’s nice to see in their fake hippie, fake community, soon to brand sponsored shit…they are so inclusive and accepting they make it accessible for retards like Nina Agdal…the full retard….

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2018

02

Aug

Nina Agdal Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Nina Agdal Tits and Ass in Bikini

Nina Agdal is showing off her favorite pose…she calls it trapping the rich man before it’s too late…

Where she gets into the fetal position, her great ass popped out, face covered, making her look vulnerable, tapping into the rich guy’s alpha predator instinct that makes him want to pounce hard, especially since she’s in a slutty bikini, an animal print bikini, to let him know how wild, animalistic and ready to be ravaged she is…..you know flooding him with ideas…before showing him her retard face so that when she does the reveal he’s too horny, checks signed, black cards pulled out, transaction fucking approved.

It’s a tactic…you know.


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2018

31

Jul

Nina Agdal and her Old Lady Retard Head in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Nina Agdal and her retard, possible Downs Syndrome, forehead is traveling on some rich person’s dime, as whores do…living the life in the later part of her life, because disabled people don’t live as long as non-disabled people..

As it turns out, earlier today, I was reading about the misconceptions of Downs Syndrome, as I do in preparation of knocking up crackwhores with my retard sperm…and as it turns out…some of the misconceptions are logical…like A child with Downs Syndrome will not ruin a marriage..A Child with Downs Syndrome will not negatively impact their siblings…but most importantly people with Downs Sydrome die Young…which is something I’ve always heard…..but as it turns out that’s only true if they are black….black Downs Syndrome people die on average at 35, while whites die at 60..

So my theory on the 30 year old maximizing her alive time…in bathing suits in europe with her rich boyfriend because she’s going to die soon thanks to the disability were not entirely on point…but I guess when you factor in that she’s an old model, she might as well be dead, currently on her last legs….I repeat – 30 year old bikini models get too old to maintain being bikini models and sort of just disappear…

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2018

16

Jul

Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

Nina Agdal Ass in A Bikini on the Beach

It’s Swim Week in Miami, which may be over by now, seeing as it is Monday, even if everyday sort of blends into the next when you’re an obese jobless loser…as all these women sort of blend into each other because they are doing the same hustle…while these ones who were famous for bikinis before instagram still exist…but the aging process of them getting doughy at 30 becomes far less interesting…

Instagram hit big in 2013-2014, so that’s 4 or 5 years ago, and they were already famous for being in bikinis at the time, so they were probably in their mid to late 20s pretending to be in their early 20s and now 4-5 years later likely in their mid to late 30s…are starting to look like they are in their early 30s…pretending to be 30 because they have to commit to their fake age but the body has a more challenging time at that…it’s a bad liar….

Nina Agdal Ass in A Bikini on the Beach

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2018

05

Jul

Nina Agdal Fourth of July Bikini of the Day

Nina Agdal Tits and Ass in a Bikini for Fourth of July

Nina Agdal living the Work Visa Dream….

America made all her dreams come true, and it allowed her to be the Sugar Baby who only fucks rich people and A-List celebrities that she became.

The lazy Bikini model based in Miami….who is actually retarded looking and very fucking large…

Who at 30 is still doing her best to matter, to stay relevant to exist….and she’s doing it by celebrating your country that has been so good to her…and that has allowed her to be whatever the fuck she is….

From Sports Illustrated to Instagram…living the dream….

Nina Agdal Booty in a Bikini

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