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2018

17

May

Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

Nina Agdal Tits out in A Black Thong Bikini

Nina Agda is in a bikini, posting up all her pics of her half naked for you to masturbate to, in what I guess is her final attempt at relevance…her final attempt at mattering…at making money…at taking this SI Swim, the dream of so many girls…all the instagrammer people want that exposure, legitimacy, credibility, that they think is the top….as far as she can – without realizing she’s already peaked…and it’s all fucking downhill from here…

Candidate for a sex tape probably…depends how desperate she gets…as of now she’s not that desperate she’s just maintaining the level of desperation she’s always had…but with a bit more tits, while hiding her retard face cuz she’s not hot.

Nina Agdal Tits out in A Black Thong Bikini

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2018

16

May

Nina Agdal Tits of the Day

Nina Agdal is such a fucking dud….

She’s never been hot as far as I’m concerned.

I have always called her a big clunky retard looking immigrant stealing your jobs.

I’ve always seen her ego, or her self worth, that she clearly thinks is a huge deal, that she’s relevant or important or famous…knowing that she’s overhyped by the people she surrounds herself with and doesn’t realize how little she actually matters…

She’s forgettable, her legacy really non existent…and now at 30…trying to get back in shape after getting fat…after hoping fucking Leo would put her on the map as his public girlfriend…which lasted a minute….or would get her pregnant like Irina…she’s really got nothing going for her, but I guess she’s back at the drawing board trying to make it happen with these bikini videos that are alright cuz we don’t have to look at her retard face as it tries to get noticed again..

This bitch is garbage.

Here is her dog face and titties at an event
Nina Agdal Big Tits Tight Black Dress

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2018

27

Apr

Nina Agdal Dog Face Naked of the Day

Nina Agdal Ass Naked On a BEd

Wow….Nina Agdal is working it. Full CORNHOLE for the world to see…the gateway to her soul…provided she has a soul…I am not sure if retarded people have souls…because they aren’t full human…and she is clearly a retarded person based on her forehead alone….

She’s old, she’s expired, she’s forgotten. She put a gamble on dating Leo that she thought would close out her life as a Sports Illustrated, who CLEARLY have no standards in their casting, model…

You know do the IRINA, get knocked up by an A Lister, live a good life…

While this one has to go back to the drawing board and navigate how to stay relevant enough for a dumb rich guy to take her in like she’s hot…when she’s not…but marketing tells them otherwise and they can’t help but buy into her…

I guess the drawing board involves porning ass cheek spreading for instagram…I’m not against it, at least she knows her best angles…it’s just weird it is accepted by instagram terms and services, cuz it’s pretty racy to me…and I watch videos of girls shitting out rubber duckies…

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2018

24

Apr

Nina Agdal Topless for a Magazine of the Day

Nina Agdal Topless for Jared Thomas Kocka Photoshoot

Why the fuck would anyone want to take pictures of this monster to promote their bikinis…or themselves…it is embarrassing.

It also makes makes zero to no sense, she’s old as fuck, a has been who never was and most importantly she looks like she’s a handicap, with a big old as fuck forehead, full of downs syndrome….and maybe that’s why they work with her…guilt in this inclusion era – that you gotta include the full retards when they have fit bodies even when they are old – because no one else will and you feel bad about it…until you realize that she’s actually a total entitled cunt who thinks she’s famous and that she matters because she fucked Leo DiCaprio Allegedly – despite him being gay.

I am not a fan…

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2018

04

Apr

Nina Agdal Naked of the Day

Nina Agdal Nude in a Tree for Instagram

Nina Agdal is pretty fucking bold..

Not only does she walk around Miami like she owns the fucking place, like she’s a fucking superstar, because she was in a bikini swimsuit issue of a magazine no one cares about many times….the Sports Illustrated starlet who let it get to her head, her big old water head, because that forehead looks downs syndrome..

She allowed her ego to become the public girlfriend of Leo DiCaprio, and we all know she assumed she though he would knock her up, marry her, something more than waste her time for 6 months, leverage maybe some media hits for her, but not the support the 31 year old needeed – the rich and famous husband…

So bold to think that despite him not locking in any of the models, that she would be that model that gets him….like Irina Shayk was to Brad Cooper – but not as hot..

Obnoxious…and here she is posting pics of her asses.

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2018

19

Mar

Nina Agdal for Aerie Swim of the Day

Why the fuck would any brand use these monster to promote their bikinis…it makes zero to no sense, she’s old, a has been, looks like she’s a handicap, in what we can assume is the PARA-BIKINI-MODELING, you know done to give affirmative action and equal opportunity, but that no one watches because it doesn’t get the same level of televised as the actual olympics..

We get it, Aerie is about inclusive, they like fat chicks from the UK, raped chicks from the Olympics where they create offensive bathing suits for rape victims to celebrate and take ownership on being raped, something no raped person I know would ever want to do, but that they don’t get mad about it because they are women and women are inconsisent in their bullshit…

I like to call this Nina Agdal still needs to pay the bills cuz LEO didn’t cum in her the way she wanted him to…

She’s like 40 and has armpit fat now…terrible…ecommerce girl for life…

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2018

05

Mar

Nina Agdal Dog Faced Tits of the Day

Nina Agdal big tits in a black dress

Nina Agdal is so fucking ugly….

SHE IS SO FUCKING UGLY…

I do not know how this big retard looking waterheaded monster ever got noticed by Sports Illustrated, found herself a career through Sports Illustrated, unless it’s some March of Dimes, help a retard program they have for all kinds of Menial jobs…

I just know…that she can call herself a model, she can pose in pics, she can pretend to date Leo DiCaprio…but ultimately…she’s big, burly and her face…is SO FUCKING UGLY…

I have no idea why she’s getting invited places…but she’s there and she’s so fucking UGLY while doing it…

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2018

23

Feb

Nina Agdal in a Bikini of the Day

Nina Agdal in a bikini with Jack Paris

Nina Agdal is garbage, she’s this monster of a woman with a monster head, who I guess is proportionate so in photos looks hot, but her shoulders are that of a linebacker…

That said, I guess there’s life after Leonardo DiCaprio…a person Nina Agdal at the tail end of her SI Swim career took a shot on, like she was the hot one from Russia who landed Brad Cooper, the Hollywood life, a good one….but it just didn’t work like that because our friend Leo is a homo, and even if he’s not he can do better…

Either way, her and her waterhead have found new cock to fill her in the form of Christie Brinkley’s rich as fuck son, because after Billy Joel, she had kids with a billionaire, and he’s just getting up in this harder than a pervert orderly at the retard home being given the night shift diaper duty on a MUTE retard…

I once knew an actual retard girl who would always disappear for weeks at a time, and come home pregant…it happened 4 times….and I figure Nina Agdal is like that..

Nina encouraging Iskra Lawrence to do Fitness with her….SOME FAT CAMP FOR FUCKING MOOCHES

Here are some more shots of Iskra getting wet….BECAUSE ELEPHANTS LOVE PLAYING IN WATER….

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2018

21

Feb

Nina Agdal Instagram Ass Shots of the Day

Nina Agdal booty in a white swimsuit

I guess there’s life after Leonardo DiCaprio…it’s just not as good looking as it was, not that Nina was ever that good looking, I have consistently said how mentally retarded she has looked, with what I call FULL DOWNS…but maybe just Danish…who can really tell, these big foreheads sort of blend into each other…and a hairline eventually….

That life after Leo, involves shameless ass pics for Instagram….

What is the point of these pictures, other than to say “look at my ass”…there can be no other analysis, explanation, justification for these images, other than “I think my ass is hot, I am going to show my ass on my instagram, so people like and follow me, with my racy racy racy look”…

That’s a good enough reason to me, but I will say her plan in dating Leo foiled. Not married or Pregnant, cuz Leo’s smarter than that and HOMOSEXUAL…but here she is ass shots on instagram cuz a ho is a ho is a ho…

Nina Agdal booty on instagram

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2017

29

Dec

Nina Agdal’s Looking Like Shit in a Bikini of the Day

Nina Agdal laughs in a red bikini on the beach

I guess there’s life after Leonardo DiCaprio…it’s just not as good looking as it was, not that Nina was ever that good looking, I have consistently said how mentally retarded she has looked, with what I call FULL DOWNS…but maybe just Danish…who can really tell, these big foreheads sort of blend into each other…

So the best years are behind her, she’s old now, and her attempt to do the Irina Shayk with Leo not Brad Cooper, while not bing Irina Shayk, but a drunken Florida based party girl in her 30s, has left her just fading away…still able to get rich guys who liked that he fucked Leo..but not able to get the Hollywood dream she wanted…

She’ll be ok sure, but she’s looking terrible, for sure, but dudes are perverts and will fuck anything…so she’s not looking “THAT” terrible…I mean she’s pretty much hacked life, not a cocktail waitress…but an actual known and followed person…pretty much retired….it’s a win..even if it looks like a lose.

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2017

19

Oct

Nina Agdal Is Done of the Day

Nina Agdal in jeans walking

Nina Agdal has always had a garbage fucking face and she’s always been a half retard looking like she’s at a March of Dimes, retard program, some affirmative action, retard lives matter, in a world where some disorders, or weaknesses, or things that make a person difference, don’t get the riots or the press…because the retards aren’t on FB writing “METOO”….or whatever the cause of the moment is, they are too busy masturbating on park benches, or in Nina Agdal’s case, for Leo DiCaprio….because she thought she would get the press, the exposure, even pregnant and finally fucking matter…but he dropped her, like her mom probably did, hence the massive forehead…and she’s just back to drinking and aging, looking old and washed up as fuck and here it is….from Sports Illustrated model who doesn’t matter to haggard face that doesn’t matter…the Nina Agdal retard who made it further than expected story.

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2017

27

Sep

Nina Agdal is Still in a Bikini of the Day

Nina Agdal Black Bikini for Covergirl

I am a firm believer that Nina Agdal is some March of Dimes recipient, out there getting paid by the charity to live as normal of a life as she can with her mental retardation….all Downs Syndrome faced…like a grocery store bagger…or pharmacy stock clerk..just trying to fill their days with more than just drooling, masturbating, and watching kids shows…

I just can’t admit that she’s a hot chick, but rather some kind of large monster, who is barely famous, and who peaked at 30 when she got to pretend date homosexual Leo Dicaprio, a strategy that didn’t even get her work or pregnant – she done fucked up and as she’s expiring but still booking really shitty catalog pics in a bikini from a friend giving her a hand out…

Because like LEO, we all know there are hotter and younger and more accomplished bikini models out there, and this one, can ride Sports Illustrated shitty shoots as hard as she has been, but doesn’t make her relevant, or as good as what’s out there…

I am not a fan…

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2017

25

Aug

Nina Agdal Nipples Proves that there is Life After Leo of the Day

Nina Agdal is the half retard looking model with a massive forehead who is also massive which is probably why she’s a model…just a proportionate looking girl in pics…but a beast coming to steal your alcohol if you’re rich enough in person..

I was never a fan, sure I appreciate a fit looking body in pics and it eliminates a water head, but she was also so low level, low grade, SI was all she did, irrelevant, not hot, boring, garbage, perfect for the bros who have no taste but like chicks like they like their teammates after football practice … half naked…

Well, it’s nice to see that her sugar babying attempt to get knocked up by homosexual LEO got thwarted at 30, I’m sure she thought “THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE ANSWER”…or at least that it would make her higher profile…but alas…she’s still irrelevant…and her nipples are trying to prove otherwise…in this braless top…but I don’t think they can…because sometimes, nipples aren’t enough…even when they are running and flailing around like a crazed out of control handicapped person having a seizure…

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2017

22

Jun

Nina Agdal in a Magazine of the Day

Nina Agdal Shows her Asshole or Ass Crack

Nina Agdal is a non model who no one actually cares about but people think she’s important enough to talk about because she was in some A-List shit or maybe it was the A-List shit that was in her….back when she thought she had a chance getting knocked up by LEO…but I am sure he’s more into pegging and got rid of her when he realized that her broad shoulders and sheer size of not just her forehead but all of her…didn’t come with a dick….you know Romance..

Other than Leo, she’s been in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit….every year for a long time since she’s old and tired…and I guess she got some work..and she is still going probably hoping to get another chance with a rich guy to know her up – as that is what they are all about…these “bikini” models…this is the last HURRAH….

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2017

13

Jun

Nina Agdal Is Not Cute of the Day

Nina Agdal is a monster….but the dude she’s with must be 7 feet tall..because her and her big head are 6 feet tall…making for some creepy tall girl erotica…

You think she’s got a hot body, thanks to being proportionate, but if you were to stand next to her and feel like you’re standing next to a massive Redwood in the Northern California forest after raping and killing a celebrity you obsess over on a trip to LA….if you know what I mean…

Well…she’s the worst…and even Leonardo DiCaprio thinks that…because he flushed her when he realized she wasn’t a man…

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