You know what….Nina Agdal may be old, washed up, no longer an SI model…and she may have that long torso and forehead that I used to laugh at because I am a mean spirited fuck who thinks certain people are overrated and I feel I am entitled to that right…even if it may be seen as a hate crime because I saw she looks retarded and obviously retarded is banned as a word even though it actually means something and not necessarily a developmentally challenged person…but the fact is I like mentally handicapped people better than normals…they are more interesting, less fucking dumb and have more to offer the world than just another normal…chasing the Kardashians’ next product…jerking off to the same shit porn….you see I’ve never met a mentally challenged person I didn’t like….but I have met at least every person I’ve ever met and they’ve all been collectively the same disappointing piece of shit…so called Nina a Retard is actually offensive to good people who aren’t out there sugar babying their way through life..

So…I don’t take back what I said about her head….all these years….but I will say who fucking cares about her head her body is fucking rocking..

I mean this is someone earning her fucking keep….you know if you are going to SUGAR baby be responsible and be your hottest and I would argue this is her hottest despite knowing she’s 30s years old…

I mean….I like how subtle she is in her “just adjusting my hair for the camera…opps I am in a thong…”…..you know discreet shamelessness…..maybe prepping to get in on that ONLYFANS….I mean the money she would make off that would eliminate the need for that sugar daddy Christie Brinkley she lives off of….she would be her own boss….oh how feminist and exciting…

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Here’s some Nina Agdal for you to masturbate to, because she may be older and she may not have been the hottest of the Sports Illustrated models to ever happen, but she theoretically had sex with Leo DiCaprio and he is or was the coveted A-Lister to have sex with, which increased her value or at least the value of the penis she inserts in herself, assuming she ever had sex with anyone who wasn’t stupid rich, because most models don’t….unless they are doing it for some sort of social experiment or to pretend that they are still down to earth after years of making over a million dollars a year for showing up on set somewhere…it’s silly.

Now…she doesn’t work as a model…she works as a girlfriend to a rich guy who has family houses in awesome places for her to take selfies of trying to maintain her look for that rich guy to not go for a younger model, but instead make a baby in her. It’s a science!

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I don’t like Nina Agdal or her long torso….and big retard forehead…even if you’re not allowed to SAY retard, you know a retard forehead when you see one….you can’t take my adjectives from me – internet.

I didn’t think she was hot when she was in her 20s scamming her way through Sports Illustreated, I didn’t think she was hot her last chance at getting an A-List baby with Leo DiCaprio when the homosexual allowed her to pretend to be his public girlfriend for about a month, so now that she’s in her 30s, no longer in Sports Illustrated, which unlike girls of the last 5 generations, I don’t think is that stamp of approval they all need to matter and exist, no matter how hard SI tries to stay relevant….if anything, even this pic that was likely on an iphone is as good as any bullshit shoot that SI has done with 20 cast and crewmembers in some luxury place being luxury…

But she is squating in a bikini, this is a FROG BUTT, but from the wrong angle, she is fit and that’s good, all while she is sugar babying Christie Brinkley’s rich kid son, because they have nice houses in nice places she can go to for her instagram smut….

That said, I know what you’re thinking and this would be better if she was peeing.

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I used to make fun of Nina Agdal and all her a retard because for whatever reason I thought she looked a little DOWNS back when she was a trending, fit, overrated Sports Illustrated model living the dream…before being a sugar baby ex Sports Illustrated model who fucks the son of a Sports Illustrated model alumni, you know because he was raised in that world and understands her line of work, even though no one is hiring this bitch, but rather she’s just cruising off her savings, his savings, his mom’s savings, I don’t fucking know, but how much could an SI Swim model who is no more really make…there’s a reason they all marry rich…and really how much could she have possibly made even at the top of her career…I get that Sports Illustrated gets brand deals they need models to star in the campaigns for…and I get that they are overpaid to do that…advertising shit…but even if she has money from that, it’s better to spend the money of the dude she’s fucking rather than her own nest egg…that’s the sugar baby way.

ANYWAY, the point of this is to say I don’t think she looks Downsy anymore, I don’t think she looks like a full retard waterhead, and that could be because of the era of everyone being a muppet….where she looks less like a muppet in her old age…or maybe her muppet injections made her lo0ok better.

She’s in a one piece leotard thing and you can see some pussy definition and I guess that’s what the SWIM model life is about…showing the pussy…

Some more bikini pics:

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Danish Make a Wish Foundation survivor who’s wish was to get onto Sports Illustrated Swim before dying from her lack of a chromosome, at least that’s what her forehead is telling me, is still doing the bikini model thing, since it is easy and basically the only thing she’s ever done and unlike Genevieve Morton, who has only done Sports Illustrated Swim also, Agdal did it right….if fucking Leo DiCaprio is making to most of being in Sports Illustrated….before landing with Christie Brinkley’s pervert son into Sports Illustrated models because his mom is one and rich people all like to fuck their moms or at least girls who have the same lack of work ethic by being given handouts for being half naked in magazines their entire working life….

Point being, she’s fit, she’s still trying as she pretends to be 28 years old…but she still looks Down with Syndrome to me so I’ve named her bikini thonged ass – CORKY.

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Nina Agdal posted up this sweaty post workout video that based on everything I know about Nina Agdal, including that she looks like she has Down’s Syndrome, it’s safe to assume she just finished this fitness class:

In the event that she doesn’t actually have Down’s Syndrome, but has just been allowing people to think she has Down’s Syndrome all these years, because it gets her preferential treatment, even some Make-A-Wish foundation level of gold digging and sugar babying in the form of being Leo DiCaprio’s public girlfriend for about 15 minutes when he wasn’t paying attention and she had all her industry publicist friends feed the story to the tabloids to increase her value….she was probably sweating in her attempt to fuck for money….pretending to be the girlfriend to some rich kid she can manipulate into thinking his rich ass scored some bikini model legit into him…and not his things…like the Hamptons house they’ve been HUNKERING down in….

She’s clearly bullshit and just can’t give up that rich person life, so she’ll end up knocked up by rich cum as they do…I mean at 30…what’s left for a bootleg, low level, Sports Illustrated Swim model no one gives a fuck about even when she was in all of their magazines…

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Nina Agdal is sucking on a popsicle as you’d expect her to…..at least how I’d expect her to…because I know you’d expect her to because it’s like simulating sucking dick and she has definitely sucked some dick, there’s no reason beyond strategic dick sucking for her existence as a model, her coverage as one of Leo’s ugliest girlfriends in his 26 year career of fucking models so people don’t find out he’s gay, her sugar babying with rich guys she mooches off by pretending to be a high paid working model, at least rich idiot guys who buy into being manipulated because they spent too much time making money or being born into money to really understand how they are being taken for a ride…or due to her popsicle skills…that she is posting to be sexual….they don’t care they are being taken for a ride because they know any girl they are with is only there for the money so as long as she’s not a public hooker and a working model…it seems more authentic for their own egos…because like big titty girls don’t like to be known for just their tits…rich dudes don’t like admitting they only get pussy cuz they are rich…

Nina Agdal is sucking this popsicle as I’d expect her to, which is because she definitely learned how to suck popsicles in the retard institution they found her at, as popsicles are a great way to reward a retard hitting rocks together in the park with its helmet on….for not doing something bad like masturbating at retard swim class or hitting other retards with you retard strength a play time…..

You know, popsicles, the retard reward…..or you can just imagine her sucking some dicks….

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I am not a fan of Nina Agdal she looks like a retard to me…..but she probably pretends to be an influencer now that the model thing is over for her….where she gives master class seminars in gold digging….but this is her ass….teaching you how to gold dig….

I assume her course involves – step 1 is get that Sports Illustrated job to legitimize yourself….step 2 is go to all the events that rich men will be at…step 3 find an a-lister to get press that you’re dating to make the other rich guys think you are premium…..and all this has to be done within a a timeline you gotta respect because by 30 no one will want to knock you up and your plan of that rich life gets foiled…unless you find yourself a real fucking rich loser to brain wash…using all those marketing talking points to rope him in like Agdal has because she’s over 30….and is living that rich life…with a rich boyfriend…

Her ass looks good though….even if the rest of her is pretty trash…

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The older Nina Agdal gets the shittier her face gets which is funny because she had a shitty face to begin with. I used to say that she looked like a retard, full retard, I guess you can’t say retard anymore….so I’ll say WATERHEAD or CORKY or DOWNSEY….but I realized she actually looks like the dog filter from Snapchat and I am here waiting for her tongue to stick out when she tries to smile….the same tongue that may have licked Leo Dicaprios unshowered asshole because if you were Leo DiCaprio dating some bottom feeding SI garbage, you’d make her eat your shit caked asshole too….and the best thing about it is that she’d do it…nothing to crazy for a loser trying to live that awesome celeb life.

That said, she met Christie Brinkley’s rich as shit son at some SI event and has managed to mooched her way into their Hamptons house, because that’s what sugar babies do….the model son rather than the pro athlete…whatever works….I am sure both are better than when she used to sit in the corner of the playground in her helmet hitting rocks together, rocking back and forth as she drooled…

This bitch is some dog shit….with a dog face…and she’s old….put her to pasture…Old Yeller.

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Nina Agdal is such low hanging fruit trash. No one under 30 even knows she exists because who gives a fuck abotu Sports Illustrated Swim, that shit didn’t pay her, it just put her on the map for rich guys who wanted her as their pussy hole. Acccomplishments….

But like any big foreheaded retard with good tits, the tits are still worth looking at, even if you feel bad about it as it hits rocks together in the corner of the park to entertain its retard self…because we are resilient and we don’t fold when it comes to good tits…even if the host body is in a vegetative state due to missing a chromosome.

WE CAN OVERCOME ALL OBSTACLES!

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