Some people are movie critics, music critics, theatre critics, food critics, wine critics, well I’m a Nina Agdal critic.

I have consistently shit on her for being overrated, not worthy of being a Sports Illustrated girl, not that I think that is a high profile thing to be, but the people who are Sports Illustrated girls seem to think they are more important than other girls because of the branded stamp of approval.

I used to be a little meaner, a little angrier, a little more ruthless and I wouldn’t say I’ve got soft, because I typically think most of these people suck. I definitely didn’t get scared to be a labeled a “misogynist” that needs to be cancelled, that happened long ago an I have the freedom to reduce bitches to their cunts like society does if I want to…

I see myself as a seeker and speaker of truths, so if she was unimpressive then, I called it out by calling her a retard on some affirmative action inclusivity work program which they used to do to keep retards busy and pay them fraction of minimum wage to do it…..

But Nina pulled it off, she looks far better than she used to, despite being older. Since the pandemic she committed to fitness, I guess she needs to keep her sponsors or her boyfriend who I think sChristie Brinkley’s kid happy, to get him to cum in her so she gets that child support, and the perks of the Hamptons house and Caribbean house.

So her flashing her ass to the internet in this pic is actually kind hot, which for someone who never found her hot, is a big deal to say.

It’s some kind of Easter miracle that’s far less impressive than the actual Easter Miracle….a model got fit and looks better than she used to….probably not a miracle at all….but we’ll count it.

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When Nina Agdal was at her peak, I really didn’t support her as a model. I thought fit body with tits and an ass but she just wasn’t that great to me. I didn’t understand why Sports Illustrated used her as much as they did, I thought maybe she had dirt on the publisher or someone in the executive team, I thought she had this attitude that she was more important or hotter than she was, like a fancy A-List model thanks to doing free shoots for SI, and most importantly, her forehead made me think she had a retardation and that SI were using her as an affirmative action type work program of inclusivity, which was a crazy concept 10 years ago, when brands weren’t using people with Downs Syndrome, who are fucking awesome, I love every Downs Syndrome person I’ve ever met and I’ve met a few thanks to the pussy I fuck being tainted….if you know what I mean…so I wasn’t saying it in a bad way, or to be derogatory to the retards of the world, since I like retards, they are kind and better than actual humans….I guess that’s a mean way of saying it…I realize they are humans….you know what I mean..FUCK OFF with your woke shit…

THe point is, after she fucked Leo for a week or two as his public girlfriend who probably didn’t fuck him at all, she bloated up like he has, I figured it was laziness, age, cocaine, giving up…..she stopped SI…married Christie Brinkley’s son, who I guess is now her sugar daddy…and she was another success story of immigrant model to rich dude wife….a tale as old as time…when’s Disney going to make the movie about the American dream of important immigrants, publishing them in our magazines, then filtering to our rich…..MODERN PRINCESS things.

Then covid hit, she started working out and despite being in her 30s, is smoking hot, hotter than she’s ever been and things don’t work like that, but they have for her…

No longer a retard look, just a hot look, how weird…and exciting…

I guess this is inspo…if you’re a dog shit looking model in your 20s, don’t give up, you may get hot by 30….it happened to NINA AGDAL and she was nothing special so it can HAPPEN for you.

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I have always been pretty nasty when it comes to cumming to Nina Agdal, but that’s just because she had a long torso, a long forehead and I felt her attitude or arrogance, even before she let Leo DiCaprio cum in her ass, was just that of a cunt. You know, someone who thought she was too hot to handle, thanks to being in Sports Illustrated swim, like that fucking matters in any circles anywhere, really….they cast fat chicks and she may have been the first retard…I’ll never know her chromosome count…

But I will say that she bloated up a while ago, realized she was turning 30, COVID hit, and boom, all of a sudden she got ripped again…muscle memory shit….or maybe she’s trying to keep her rich boyfriend pumped on her so he doesn’t get new younger pussy…who cares.

I will say, she did good when she decided to do this faceless, weird back-lit nude, like she’s some kind of artist with her selfie porn, a little over the top for selfie porn sure….and definitely very offensive because she dropped a NIPPLE BUTTERFLY instead of showing the actual nipple, FREE THE NIPPLE….

I give credit where credit is due, and that’s a hot looking body, perfect for more nudes…and that’s saying something…just nothing very important….I mean who needs my nonsense commentary with a nude…just look at the nude..

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If you haven’t died of COVID yet, you may or may not know that 99% of people who did die of COVID had other comorbidities, I think 2 or more, which were basically all obesity reality comorbidities, like Diabetes, High Blood Pressure and obesity…I mean obviously old age, cancers and other shit that they’ve spun to try to scare you motherfuckers into following the fucking leader…..

So if you don’t want to die of COVID, not that I am a doctor, I would say that following NINA AGDAL’s behavior during the pandemic where she’s chosen fitness and is looking harder bodied and hotter, while other losers are bragging about their weight gains, their LOCKDOWN 40, their streaming and eating cake like a teenager on summer vacation, but in real life SO EXCITING…

If you’re like me, ready to die when it is time to die, because you can’t control that kind of thing, then just looking at her fit body is enough fit-spiration so that you can shame all the recently fat girls out there for not doing the AGDAL method of turning a model I never thought was hot, in fact I think she was an affirmative action hire back when that existed, before they seriously started doing “diversity” hires to save face, because she had a big enough forward to think “Maybe he’s a tard”…but now I think she’s hot….because fitness is fucking everything….and everyone out there is forgetting that and getting fat.

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Nina Agdal’s got a big forehead and long torso and I’ve branded her the retard of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, only because there was a time when Sports Illustrated used hot models and not retard models, or fat models, or old lady models to pretend to be WOKE, instead of just sticking to what they’ve already been doing and maybe drawing a line in the sand that says “use instagram for the uglies in bikinis, we’ve got a standard and brand to keep”…cuz NO ONE needs to see uglies in bikinis in the magazine, it’s just pandering to people who are fucking ugly and have a dream..

IT’S NOT FAIR SHE’s PRETTY AND I WANT THAT EXISTENCE…

So yeah, make a wish foundation waterheaded NINA, is old, banged out by some rich people, but pays off nicely, cuz she can workout all day and her fit body, makes her long toros and retard head less offensive…

GOOD STRATEGY…we call it the Ashley Tisdale, ugly as shit, but at least she was fit, when she was fit….

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I have been pretty consistent on calling Nina Agdal a weirdo with a retard looking forehead….maybe it’s part of her Danish heritage, I don’t know if they are a retard looking people or not…but yeah, I’ve just consistently hated Nina Agdal, thought she gave off entitled cunt vibes, thanks to dating people like Leo DiCaprio, who I’ve been told is gay by multiple sources, so she likely didn’t get his CELEB AIDS, but I am sure there has been other celeb aids she’s been exposed to in being a Sports Illustrated Swim model, these girls think they are famous because of it….when really they’re not, but feed the ego and that’s what it grows up into…

I will say that despite thinking she was overrated, and eventually even fat and gross as she aged, she has spent the pandemic working out and it shows…and as it turns out, I like hot fit bodies more than I like hot faces….so keep up the fitness girl…it’s a great new approach to this being a slut thing….I mean she is fit…hard faced…but fit…as she rolls into her mid 30s.

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This is not Nina Agdal’s actual asshole, we’d likely need her on all fours to actually see her asshole behind the THONG she likely has on, but that doesn’t mean her ass isn’t worth staring at like she clearly wants you to stare at it, strategically styled so that you can’t tell whether it’s bare ass or just ass with bikini bottoms jacked up inside her….she’s a professional, I mean all she’s ever done is find ways to show off her body in bathing suits for attention…and she’s actually been pretty successful with it even if she’s just a sugar baby for Christy Brinkley’s son after her attempt at being a sugar baby to Leo DiCaprio feel though….so she knows how to show ass without being seen as slutty…or inappropriate for the porn site that is Zuckerberg’s favorite project to read the DMs on…

What I will say is that for a decade of her being a bikini model, I was confused, she was fit but I just didn’t understand why she was imported for Sports Illustrated…who did she know or what did she know about whoever makes the casting decisions…some random ass average looking bitch from some European country being imported to the USA for a 8 year career in the magazine…it was weird….

HOWEVER, since the pandemic, she’s got herself fit as shit and looks as good as she ever did, so after a decade of calling her Downs Syndrome due to the forehead, I’m liking what I see…proof that fitness can turn the ugly into gold…so uglies out there should try to get fit…unless they are like me and don’t care about being ugly…since we can still jerk off to hot chicks the same as we would if we weren’t ugly….EQUITY…EQUALITY…or some shit..

Either way, nice strategic posing to make me think I’m staring at the bottom of a bare ass, which for the record is going to be the NEXT trend on the streets if it isn’t already, skirts so shower, you see half the ass….don’t believe me…just watch….

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Nina Agdal has been a pretty unimpressive model from my perspective, not for my standards, because I have no standards. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I’ll stick my dick in anything and you don’t even have to dare me….assuming you can manage to find it…

Point being, I thought her fitness was alright, but her big facial features that made her look creepy as shit didn’t really outweigh that and I assumed she knew she had pulled off a scam and couldn’t believe her own hype…because there was a level of hype around her…I mean she did SI…just like Chrissy Teigen…probably at the same time as that pig bitch wallet fucker….

But I guess wallet fucking is one of the requirements the SI models have in their fucking application form, because it’s a launch pad for sugar babying on a higher fucking level, not a higher level of consciousness, nothing is promoting that now that they want us all dumb fucks….but on a higher level because it allows them to get fucked by athletes.

Anyway, overrated, believes her own hype, not that hot or not…she’s starting to grow on me, even though she’s in her mid 30s, because she does fitness and I hate fat chicks, so anyone promoting fitness to end fat chicks is a fucking hero.

NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED.

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I am the first to admit that I was a Nina Agdal hater, I don’t know why I was a hater, I don’t generally hate anything, I just find a target and run with it, and keep on going with it, until I get bored of it, and Nina Agdal, for whatever reason, I decided was some sort of sugar baby scam who didn’t deserve any recognition for being the Sports Illustrated model she became and basically committed her life to, as she hasn’t done much beyond that….unless you consider fucking or pretending to date Leo DiCaprio, despite him being a homo,something substantial…

I would go on about how she looks like a retard you’d want to fuck, even though you like fucking all retards, their drooling faces are so cute and their helmets so fun to cum on….

As it turns out, she’s got fit over the last year, her body is ripped and I like fit girls because too many girls are fat…and her body in bikini is worth staring at….the way you’d expect it to be as an SI Swim Model, only she’s old now…

This just goes to show you, all it takes is fitness for a bitch to look look amazing…so all you unfit bitches out there…get fit…

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It pains me to say this, since I’ve hated on Nina Agdal for the last decade cuz she’s old fucking news, but the girl has found second life and a second carer as a fit as fuck hot bodied, even with her long torso and what I used to call retard forehead….

She was the Sports Illustrated SWIM model. I didn’t understand why or how she had made it into the magazine, or why they kept her in the magazine, especially since she’s from some obscure country….

She fucked Leo DiCaprio, potentially got AIDS from him, he is a gay after all, and if she did get the AIDS from him, it was likely not from sex, he is gay after all which is possibly why she’s dropped about 20 pounds, but AIDS isn’t a death sentence….so think of that when thinking of all you’d do with a jar of her bodily fluids if she was more desperate for money but instead she’s got Christie Brinkley’s rich kid son and their real estate to do this fintess shit in…

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