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2021

19

Oct

Nina Agdal Abs of the Day

If you haven’t died of COVID yet, you may or may not know that 99% of people who did die of COVID had other comorbidities, I think 2 or more, which were basically all obesity reality comorbidities, like Diabetes, High Blood Pressure and obesity…I mean obviously old age, cancers and other shit that they’ve spun to try to scare you motherfuckers into following the fucking leader…..

So if you don’t want to die of COVID, not that I am a doctor, I would say that following NINA AGDAL’s behavior during the pandemic where she’s chosen fitness and is looking harder bodied and hotter, while other losers are bragging about their weight gains, their LOCKDOWN 40, their streaming and eating cake like a teenager on summer vacation, but in real life SO EXCITING…

If you’re like me, ready to die when it is time to die, because you can’t control that kind of thing, then just looking at her fit body is enough fit-spiration so that you can shame all the recently fat girls out there for not doing the AGDAL method of turning a model I never thought was hot, in fact I think she was an affirmative action hire back when that existed, before they seriously started doing “diversity” hires to save face, because she had a big enough forward to think “Maybe he’s a tard”…but now I think she’s hot….because fitness is fucking everything….and everyone out there is forgetting that and getting fat.


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2021

25

Aug

Nina Agdal Bikini Ass of the Day

Nina Agdal’s got a big forehead and long torso and I’ve branded her the retard of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, only because there was a time when Sports Illustrated used hot models and not retard models, or fat models, or old lady models to pretend to be WOKE, instead of just sticking to what they’ve already been doing and maybe drawing a line in the sand that says “use instagram for the uglies in bikinis, we’ve got a standard and brand to keep”…cuz NO ONE needs to see uglies in bikinis in the magazine, it’s just pandering to people who are fucking ugly and have a dream..

IT’S NOT FAIR SHE’s PRETTY AND I WANT THAT EXISTENCE…

So yeah, make a wish foundation waterheaded NINA, is old, banged out by some rich people, but pays off nicely, cuz she can workout all day and her fit body, makes her long toros and retard head less offensive…

GOOD STRATEGY…we call it the Ashley Tisdale, ugly as shit, but at least she was fit, when she was fit….



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2021

06

Aug

Nina Agdal Skinny Bikini of the Day

I have been pretty consistent on calling Nina Agdal a weirdo with a retard looking forehead….maybe it’s part of her Danish heritage, I don’t know if they are a retard looking people or not…but yeah, I’ve just consistently hated Nina Agdal, thought she gave off entitled cunt vibes, thanks to dating people like Leo DiCaprio, who I’ve been told is gay by multiple sources, so she likely didn’t get his CELEB AIDS, but I am sure there has been other celeb aids she’s been exposed to in being a Sports Illustrated Swim model, these girls think they are famous because of it….when really they’re not, but feed the ego and that’s what it grows up into…

I will say that despite thinking she was overrated, and eventually even fat and gross as she aged, she has spent the pandemic working out and it shows…and as it turns out, I like hot fit bodies more than I like hot faces….so keep up the fitness girl…it’s a great new approach to this being a slut thing….I mean she is fit…hard faced…but fit…as she rolls into her mid 30s.

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2021

07

Jul

Nina Agdal Asshole of the Day

This is not Nina Agdal’s actual asshole, we’d likely need her on all fours to actually see her asshole behind the THONG she likely has on, but that doesn’t mean her ass isn’t worth staring at like she clearly wants you to stare at it, strategically styled so that you can’t tell whether it’s bare ass or just ass with bikini bottoms jacked up inside her….she’s a professional, I mean all she’s ever done is find ways to show off her body in bathing suits for attention…and she’s actually been pretty successful with it even if she’s just a sugar baby for Christy Brinkley’s son after her attempt at being a sugar baby to Leo DiCaprio feel though….so she knows how to show ass without being seen as slutty…or inappropriate for the porn site that is Zuckerberg’s favorite project to read the DMs on…

What I will say is that for a decade of her being a bikini model, I was confused, she was fit but I just didn’t understand why she was imported for Sports Illustrated…who did she know or what did she know about whoever makes the casting decisions…some random ass average looking bitch from some European country being imported to the USA for a 8 year career in the magazine…it was weird….

HOWEVER, since the pandemic, she’s got herself fit as shit and looks as good as she ever did, so after a decade of calling her Downs Syndrome due to the forehead, I’m liking what I see…proof that fitness can turn the ugly into gold…so uglies out there should try to get fit…unless they are like me and don’t care about being ugly…since we can still jerk off to hot chicks the same as we would if we weren’t ugly….EQUITY…EQUALITY…or some shit..

Either way, nice strategic posing to make me think I’m staring at the bottom of a bare ass, which for the record is going to be the NEXT trend on the streets if it isn’t already, skirts so shower, you see half the ass….don’t believe me…just watch….

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2021

16

Jun

Nina Agdal Got Them Titties On of the Day

Nina Agdal has been a pretty unimpressive model from my perspective, not for my standards, because I have no standards. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I’ll stick my dick in anything and you don’t even have to dare me….assuming you can manage to find it…

Point being, I thought her fitness was alright, but her big facial features that made her look creepy as shit didn’t really outweigh that and I assumed she knew she had pulled off a scam and couldn’t believe her own hype…because there was a level of hype around her…I mean she did SI…just like Chrissy Teigen…probably at the same time as that pig bitch wallet fucker….

But I guess wallet fucking is one of the requirements the SI models have in their fucking application form, because it’s a launch pad for sugar babying on a higher fucking level, not a higher level of consciousness, nothing is promoting that now that they want us all dumb fucks….but on a higher level because it allows them to get fucked by athletes.

Anyway, overrated, believes her own hype, not that hot or not…she’s starting to grow on me, even though she’s in her mid 30s, because she does fitness and I hate fat chicks, so anyone promoting fitness to end fat chicks is a fucking hero.

NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED.


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2021

09

Jun

Nina Agdal Bikini Underboob of the Day

I am the first to admit that I was a Nina Agdal hater, I don’t know why I was a hater, I don’t generally hate anything, I just find a target and run with it, and keep on going with it, until I get bored of it, and Nina Agdal, for whatever reason, I decided was some sort of sugar baby scam who didn’t deserve any recognition for being the Sports Illustrated model she became and basically committed her life to, as she hasn’t done much beyond that….unless you consider fucking or pretending to date Leo DiCaprio, despite him being a homo,something substantial…

I would go on about how she looks like a retard you’d want to fuck, even though you like fucking all retards, their drooling faces are so cute and their helmets so fun to cum on….

As it turns out, she’s got fit over the last year, her body is ripped and I like fit girls because too many girls are fat…and her body in bikini is worth staring at….the way you’d expect it to be as an SI Swim Model, only she’s old now…

This just goes to show you, all it takes is fitness for a bitch to look look amazing…so all you unfit bitches out there…get fit…


Nina Agdal Bikini

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2021

05

May

Nina Agdal Front Hole in Leggings of the Day

It pains me to say this, since I’ve hated on Nina Agdal for the last decade cuz she’s old fucking news, but the girl has found second life and a second carer as a fit as fuck hot bodied, even with her long torso and what I used to call retard forehead….

She was the Sports Illustrated SWIM model. I didn’t understand why or how she had made it into the magazine, or why they kept her in the magazine, especially since she’s from some obscure country….

She fucked Leo DiCaprio, potentially got AIDS from him, he is a gay after all, and if she did get the AIDS from him, it was likely not from sex, he is gay after all which is possibly why she’s dropped about 20 pounds, but AIDS isn’t a death sentence….so think of that when thinking of all you’d do with a jar of her bodily fluids if she was more desperate for money but instead she’s got Christie Brinkley’s rich kid son and their real estate to do this fintess shit in…



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2021

13

Apr

Nina Agdal Thigh Gap of the Day

You know what….Nina Agdal may be old, washed up, no longer an SI model…and she may have that long torso and forehead that I used to laugh at because I am a mean spirited fuck who thinks certain people are overrated and I feel I am entitled to that right…even if it may be seen as a hate crime because I saw she looks retarded and obviously retarded is banned as a word even though it actually means something and not necessarily a developmentally challenged person…but the fact is I like mentally handicapped people better than normals…they are more interesting, less fucking dumb and have more to offer the world than just another normal…chasing the Kardashians’ next product…jerking off to the same shit porn….you see I’ve never met a mentally challenged person I didn’t like….but I have met at least every person I’ve ever met and they’ve all been collectively the same disappointing piece of shit…so called Nina a Retard is actually offensive to good people who aren’t out there sugar babying their way through life..

So…I don’t take back what I said about her head….all these years….but I will say who fucking cares about her head her body is fucking rocking..

I mean this is someone earning her fucking keep….you know if you are going to SUGAR baby be responsible and be your hottest and I would argue this is her hottest despite knowing she’s 30s years old…

I mean….I like how subtle she is in her “just adjusting my hair for the camera…opps I am in a thong…”…..you know discreet shamelessness…..maybe prepping to get in on that ONLYFANS….I mean the money she would make off that would eliminate the need for that sugar daddy Christie Brinkley she lives off of….she would be her own boss….oh how feminist and exciting…

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2021

15

Mar

Nina Agdal Does Fitness of the Day

Here’s some Nina Agdal for you to masturbate to, because she may be older and she may not have been the hottest of the Sports Illustrated models to ever happen, but she theoretically had sex with Leo DiCaprio and he is or was the coveted A-Lister to have sex with, which increased her value or at least the value of the penis she inserts in herself, assuming she ever had sex with anyone who wasn’t stupid rich, because most models don’t….unless they are doing it for some sort of social experiment or to pretend that they are still down to earth after years of making over a million dollars a year for showing up on set somewhere…it’s silly.

Now…she doesn’t work as a model…she works as a girlfriend to a rich guy who has family houses in awesome places for her to take selfies of trying to maintain her look for that rich guy to not go for a younger model, but instead make a baby in her. It’s a science!

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2021

05

Mar

Nina Agdal Bikini Pose of the Day

I don’t like Nina Agdal or her long torso….and big retard forehead…even if you’re not allowed to SAY retard, you know a retard forehead when you see one….you can’t take my adjectives from me – internet.

I didn’t think she was hot when she was in her 20s scamming her way through Sports Illustreated, I didn’t think she was hot her last chance at getting an A-List baby with Leo DiCaprio when the homosexual allowed her to pretend to be his public girlfriend for about a month, so now that she’s in her 30s, no longer in Sports Illustrated, which unlike girls of the last 5 generations, I don’t think is that stamp of approval they all need to matter and exist, no matter how hard SI tries to stay relevant….if anything, even this pic that was likely on an iphone is as good as any bullshit shoot that SI has done with 20 cast and crewmembers in some luxury place being luxury…

But she is squating in a bikini, this is a FROG BUTT, but from the wrong angle, she is fit and that’s good, all while she is sugar babying Christie Brinkley’s rich kid son, because they have nice houses in nice places she can go to for her instagram smut….

That said, I know what you’re thinking and this would be better if she was peeing.

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