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2020

09

Apr

Nina Agdal Nude Bra of the Day

The one thing I don’t understand about Nina Agdal, or gold digging opportunist sluts, is that these rich guys are fucking idiots.

This immigrant turned SI model, despite not being interesting or hot, but SI isn’t necessarily one to scrutinize too much on the hotness of their models, they know their co-sign will confuse people into thinking they are hotter than they are.

Kate Upton is a prime example of that…I mean that bitch was just one large and sloppy back for her existence yet everyone thought she was this gift from fucking heaven….and she was still hotter than Nina Agdal, the forehead as I like to call her, cuz she looks retarded, like full Downs retarded….

Anyway, back to the rich guys…so this now too old to be coveted by anyone under the age of 60 was with some rich Miami guy, before ditching him for LEO DICAPRIO like a slut trying to date up, only to not get knocked up by LEO cuz he’s a fag, but instead dropped off as the failure she is…..only to pull her tits back up and out, to use on some other rich dude, who thought it was cool that he was getting pussy that was good enough for LEO.

If I was a rich guy looking for pussy, I’d hire recruiters, or model scouts, to find girls who do their first gold digging on me.

I’m not understanding why a rich dude is out there buying table scraps….

Because when it comes to pussy, being used up by other rich guys who threw them away, knowing they could have knocked them up, screams damaged goods.

I don’t need to be ESKIMO brothers or whatever it is called with Leo, I want my gold digger to be on her inaugeral voyage…I don’t need her weathered, broken down, not quite as wonderful as her maiden journey in gold digging…with all those battle wounds and a bed full of bugs….

So all I see when I see Nina and her tits is some REAL used up garbage, tits out or not, this shit smells of desperate for money, whore pussy filled with stale fucking cum, that values herself high up there, like she deserves a rich guy to mooch off of…so bad she’s become a professional at getting them, when really she’s expired milk…not even worthy of being turned into yogurt or sour cream or processed cheese or whatever they do to rotten milk to give it more life…

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2020

02

Apr

Nina Agdal’s Useless Dancing of the Day

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I don’t keep track of Nina Agdal. She’s old, she looks like a retard to me. She’s a useless contribution to society. She’s moved in on American turf, took jobs from Americans, took eligible rich guys from America…including but not limited to Leo DiCaprio…who I double she fucked…

How fucking desperate and embarassing these sluts can be. This is what happens when you tell a dumb bitch who takes solid enough bikini pics for Sports Illustrated that she’s more than a dumb bitch in a bikini.

This social media thing has turned everyone into a dancing idiot Oprah for attention….and I just don’t understand how the rest of the world, girls especially, can look onto a cunt like this and think “She’s inspiring, I want her life’…

She literally scammed her way into a bikini magazine, then from there onto rich guy cock, and she pretends she’s an influencer, or a leader…..with something to say….get the fuck out of here Nina Agdal trash.

Here is a thong dance…which is more tolerable but bitch is still trash…doing humiliating dances…which in a way is funny, the troll of the decade….making these girls who think they are celebs and important lower themselves to dance for views…it’s kind of what I would do if I was rich and cast them for an influencer job….’dance you bottom feeding pig”…only they aren’t even getting paid for this…

This is SO beneath what I think a celeb should do or how a celeb should conduct themselves. If they aren’t getting paid for this, then they dumb.

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2020

08

Jan

Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal is some gold digging slut from Sports Illustrated who managed to bait in Christie Brinkley’s billioaire heir son Jack Brinkley-Cook into her pussy hole at some SI event his mom, who is honorary publisher of SI proven in the fact that they allow her daughter into the magazine, probably brought him to in hopes to find him a gold digging whore like his mom to settle down with and travel the world with…..

I guess rich guys love fucking girls other rich guys fuck, which is gross to me, but the whole Nina pretending to fuck Leo, despite Leo being gay, allowed Jack Brinkley-Cook to see past her giant forehead for the pussy quality she was and invest his dick in her….and he’ll eventually invest his trust fund into her…cuz she’s old and will be knocked up soon.

I never found Agdal hot, but she did have a fit body….then she got fat and lost any appeal she may have…but realized she does nothing all day so she might as well get fit again. It’s what the audience is there for.

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2019

10

Dec

Nina Agdal Sauna Tits of the Day

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The face of a rescue dog living their best life in their new forever home. Is this one of Michael Vick’s Pitbulls being used to protest him being awarded or recognized at some NFL event? Sign the petition because the asshole is a fucking asshole to dogs….and we hate assholes who are assholes to dog…just look at the damage done to the dog….

Or is this NINA AGDAL the girl who Leo DiCaprio’s team accidentally hired as his girlfriend for a few weeks when they were trying to showcase how good he is to the handicapped after the SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS came at him for his appropriation of HANDICAPPED people in WHAT’S EATING GILBERT GRAPE….in a “How can I be anti retards, if I stick my dick in one that has a hot body”…people these days…so sensitive.

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2019

04

Dec

Nina Agdal Better with a Mask of the Day

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Nina Agdal is out here bringing the Christmas spirit in a thong panty set to show off her hot body to her fans and hopefully find relevance again now that she’s old table scraps Leo DiCaprio left in his private jet a few years ago…..

The best thing about this video is that she is wearing a mask, because SHE KNOWS what we know…and that is that she’s a butterface…Use the mask so that you don’t get distracted by her retard face….and the mask is all Christmas themed which makes it better for all of us in that Christmas spirit but also better for her than the paperbag her butter face is used to…you know more light hearted and festive…here’s to hot bodies with ugly faces taking charge for the Holiday season.

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2019

29

Nov

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Fitness Erotica of the Day

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NINA AGDAL still hasn’t found her lost chromosome…but she’s trying….

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2019

18

Sep

Nina Agdal Bodysuit Pussy Print of the Day

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I don’t find Nina Agdal interesting or relevant. I don’t think she’s a compelling character who brings anything to the table/ world / anything.

I don’t find her hot. I don’t think she going to have much more of a career, or should have a career. She is just a fucking nothing.

So it is all down here from here for her, but that applies to ALL women on their 19th birthday….

This only existed because of Sports Illustrated when they were still a thing. She had a rocking fit body to divert with her forehead that could be caused by Downs Syndrome and was able to work the SI thing hard…

She is now washed up…but probably not as washed up as you’d like a pussy to be….some things just can’t be washed off…

Luckily for her, while doing the whole SI thing, she integrated herself amongst the rich dudes who are too busy to look too far into her, but instead get excited by the sheer fact she was in Sports Illustrated. Like living out a boyhood dream because rich dudes are lame as fuck, and take whatever they think is “of value”…or “cool” or that will make them stand out amongst other rich dudes without realizing this one isn’t hot, doesn’t offer much, and doesn’t deserve the payment or lifestyle…the child support cuz she’s looking to get knocked up…

She’s probably a pro manipulator, not that rich guys need much manipulating, they are idiots. I mean clearly a pro manipulator because she’s made it this far being this unattractive…just a master of manipulating men…

She even scored the job of Leo DiCaprio beard for a solid two weeks to get the other rich guys thinking she’s more valuable than she is….something pretty queer, but rich dudes are weirdos, and think “yeah I can get a girl Leo stuck his dick in, I’m cool, I’ve made it”….as pathetic as that is as a concept – it’s truth.

So Nina will have a fine future…aging…let’s hope her head isn’t going to grow anymore than it already has cuz then she’ll just become an obscure bobble fetish for an obscure rich guy….cuz I guess there’s something for everyone to jack off to…but this ain’t it for me.

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2019

16

Aug

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Erotica of the Day

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Nina Agdal looks like she has Downs Syndrome and like she should be doing TikTok videos like the other people with Downs Syndrome…because if you’ve scrolled TikTok you’ll know that’s where Downs Syndrome makes dance videos….

Instead she’s getting half naked, a bikini version of Downs. Affirmative action, give retards a chance especially if they have hot bodies, even CELEBS like Leo DiCaprio bought into it, gave that helping hand because when you’re Leo…you need to fuck weird things to get off…cuz you’re bored of the typical hot model pussy….but still useless….but people like her….and this is her…

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2019

31

Jul

Dog Faced Nina Agdal in a Thong of the Day

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I don’t know when we made the move from calling Nina Agdal a full retard downs syndrome looking bitch who got work as a model because the world is about inclusivity, plus retards work for a fraction of the rate regular people work, not that SI pays any of these fame seeking, media HUNGRY sluts…and she is a slut, at least for the right rich dude….

I guess I felt bad for retards, you know comparing them to some sex worker….because I like retards, they are always in a good mood when not masturbating, but even when masturbating. They have super retard strength which comes in handy when you need a bodyguard, they look cute when dressed in tuxedos…and I used to work really menial shit jobs that hired retards to do the same tasks as me…true story…so I took a liking to them…and fucking with their retard heads…especially when it came to girls..I’d always tell my retard friend that the cashier wanted to date him, and that she had nipple rings, and other fun things…and he’d always go fucking nuts…and if I got him good…he’d break shit and ended up getting fired for assaulting that cashier…but I feel like I taught him a valuable lesson in love….that girls are mean…even to retards…and more importantly getting him out of that job that was exploiting him for 2 dollars an hour, eveen though I was only making 7, was fucking robbery…

The funniest thing about Nina Agdal is thinking about the retards we’ve known in our life, not the 31 year old (sure, more likee 40 year old) immigrant who tried dating Leo DiCaprio in an LOL, and ended up with Christie Brinkley’s rich loser son who I guess has no taste in women…

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2019

11

Jul

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Gets Wet of the Day

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Nina Agdal is getting lazy. You can tell by her sad flat ass as it tries to drown itself in the water….you know reaching for it….but not quite making it…in a big stretch that is clearly the most physical activity this 30 year old has got in a while…

I guess there comes a time in every fake model’s life where she turns 30, and the whole hype around her hot retard body that offset her full retard face, sort of dissipates and forces one to look at her full retard face instead of her body and ask “how did I ever find this hot”….any by “One” I mean Leo DiCaprio, who fake dated her for a while, to help her increase her profile in her last year of modeling…and I guess it worked cuz she’s moved onto a new Rich boyfriend, a son of a billionaire…who will make all her dreams come true….which are dreams of luxury and excess…even though she looks like the kid in a helmet playing with rocks cuz she doesn’t know any better..thanks to being a retard.