Nina Agdal is a classy old, tired, expired model who is barely a model…showing you how to land a rich dude, get published in Sports Illustrated, ride whatever coattails you can, get as far as you can, eventually get on Leo’s dick cuz he’s burned through every other girl out there and he needs to keep up his homo lie…befriend old model who thinks you are relatable….cuz you are the new her, just more retarded looking…some make a wish shit…and end up with her pervert son….

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Nina Agdal is living the dream. Not bad for an affirmative action waterheaded retard with a hot body. The girl who Sports Illustrated went inclusive with, but luckily it was an era where inclusivity wasn’t every fat bitch with access to a triple XL bikini….when inclusivity meant “use the retard with the fit body and tits”….you know because her body had to adapt to her retardation and give her fitness and strength in what otherwise would have meant not standing a chance…plus if you pretend she’s from some immigrant company, people will just think her retard twang with her retard speak is an accent and not a retardation….

She’s managed to take that retard head and hot body to Leo DiCaprio’s homosexual cock, cuz these rich people who have fucked everything, need to fuck weird things to see what it’s like…

Now she’s fucking some rich kid, also weird and into retards, who’s mom is Christie Brinkley, so he’s used to the fake model life and the circles they sex work in….so it’s a match made in heaven, she’s on her best behavior, cuz she’s 30 and even retards know “Put baby in belly by rich man to continue living this life”….

And that concludes today’s Nina Agdal clickbait pic for attention post.

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Nina Agdal has Downs Syndrome, so hating on her is like bullying the handicapped guy on a work program at your local grocery store, you know because it makes you feel better about yourself knowing that you may be a retard but you’re not that retarded….

She’s the March of Times bikini model….back when Sports Illustrated was featuring skinny models, trying to avoid the fat models, they’ve ended up hiring now, they felt their venture into inclusivity was using handicapped women with hot bodies…

Well, she’s taken that to fuck a few wallets, no stress when you’re worth a fuck, even if fucking handicapped women is a weird fetish, rich guys seem into it….

And here she is continuing her self promotion, naked at her boyfriend’s mom’s house.

Rich people…

Here are some videos of her in a bikini sucking on a cheese string

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Nina Agdal is on vacation with her husband in training, who happens to be Christie Brinkley’s son, who I guess they met at some Sports Illustrated events, since Sports Illustrated is all that either of them have done, I mean besides sex with rich guys…cuz these bikini models who get a start and really only work for Sports Illustrated are almost escorts. They don’t ever really get that many paid gigs, maybe here and there and occasional campaigns to justify their existence and to make them feel like they are less whore than they are…but it is almost always just a conduit or vehicle for them to get rich dudes to knock them up and provide that rich dude life for them….pretty standard stuff and Nina Agdal is pretty old now, body still looking good enough, face still looking full retard…but the only hope for her now is to play the Girlfriend, give the Girlfriend experience to a dude with a hefty bank balance who can provide her that good life and who understands the whore that is the bikini model…cuz his old tired mom was one…..Romance.

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It may be Christmas but updating the site with bikini pics of sluts who produce their half naked pics all the fucking time makes it pretty easy for me to post them up and make fun of them for being old haggard and far uglier than they appear to be which in Nina Agdals case is pretty ugly…thanks to that retard face or should I call her simple…isn’t that the politically correct way…even though everyone will get offended by everything…

We are waiting for people to be offended by Ots a wonderful life instead of seeing it as a timeless story…that can inspire us all…to not kill ourselves…

In the meantime we can watch Nina self promoting, working on Christmas for that JEWISH money she tries to fuck everyday day of the year so that everyday is Christmas for her and I guess it’s Christmas for you.

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Nina Agdal is bloated as fuck, possibly pregnant as fuck, because she’s got a rich boyfriend, who Christie Brinkley produced in her Uterus with a rich guy who is his dad, and Nina has targeted as a future PUT A BABY in me because he understand the life cycle of a bikini model…he was raised by one…and despite Nina Agdal being the affirmative action version of a Bikini model, due to whatever retardation happened with her forehead….she still considers herself a bikini model…who I guess with the relationship has decided to quit the gym and fatten up because relationships have that effect on people..they get lazy once they trap them.

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Nina Agdal is probably not as Downs Syndrome as I always say she is. You know she’s probably not missing a chromosome or has an extra chromosome, I don’t remember what makes a person Downs Syndrome, I didn’t got to Med School despite what I tell girls at bars in need of a gynecological exam…you know cuz it’s a long wait through they system, why wait it out when you can just hit the bathroom with me….

Nina Agdal is a bitch though, she’s got a shitty attitude and thinks she’s more important than she is, so I was glad when her attempt to get Leo to knock her up….that failed so logically she’s being cycled through other rich kids…like Christie Brinkley’s son who understands the SI SWIM model life….you know typical social climbing money grubbing whores….

Here’s her racy content…

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I just googled Nina Agdal because I assumed she was 40 years old, she’s been around for a long time, but maybe I am just distorted on timelines because I don’t have a real grasp of days, years or months..they all sort of blend into each other especially when it comes to tracking some bikini model, who I felt even at the height of her bikini model fame, was not worthy of being a bikini model.

The internet has the effect on people, where that we can step aside from actual status in society, or influence in society, and can feel empowered from our couches to be the opinionated assholes that we are…

So someone like Nina Agdal, didn’t meet my standards, because I felt she looked like she had downs syndrome, allowing me to quietly protest her from my basement apartment and obesity…all thanks to her forehead size.

When she moved from SI Swimsuit to date Leo DiCaprio as his public girlfriend, I assumed she just had dirt on him, because he could do better…but maybe he was into her for a minute, due to his homosexuality, he needs SI and Victoria’s Secret to pick out girls for him to pretend to fuck…it was her second peak, like she was a chain of mountains..with more than one peak..but unlike Irina Shayk, her sex working failed hard and she didn’t get knocked up like Irina did…forcing her back to this model life..bikini model life…in an era filled with way hotter bikini models that are younger…

Anyway, all this to say she’s only 26…which I have a very hard time believing…
I am sure she was 30 a few years ago…maybe someone’s out there changing her WIKIPEDIA page to suit her need to work a few more years due to stupid decisions she’s made.

I guess this is her “working”.

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Nina Agdal is a whore, so seeing her post up video of her friend playing aggressively with her tits, is pretty standard and expected, but maybe it’s exciting for those of you who are Nina Agdal fans, as I know you exist.

I wonder if you’re the same kind of guy who is into the mentally retarded who aren’t too mentally retarded…but just mentally retard enough to listen to you when you seduce them on the bus, when watching them chronic masturbation as retards do, easy convince their gullible asses that you’ll give them a good life outside the retard home, only to fuck them, even knock them up, only never to be seen again, because retards don’t ask for ID, or names and numbers, not when it comes to being taken advantage of for sex…

I know people with retard relatives who have come home or back to their facility they live in pregnant – not knowing who did it or what happened….but knowing they love sex….and I assume you’re the kind of guy who likes that, or likes Nina Agdal since her forehead looks like theirs..and you can relive that perversion – pervert.

What it comes down to is she’s a garbage SI Model, and SI doesn’t matter. She managed to get Leo to pay attention to her for a minute but not knock her up, she’s not fucking Christie Brinkley’s son, and this has become her cocktease…lazy girls grabbing tits on IG stories, like it was snapchat years ago….

The amount of times i’ve seen girls grabbing / raping / other girl’s tits on social media…is many…where’s the #metoo movement for that? Oh right…it’s just fun and games when girls assault each other’s tits.

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Nina Agdal brought her retard forehead in full DOWNS SYNDROME glory to everyone’s attention in what could be a hotel room instillation of lameness – with some bullshit fashion quote that idiots find inspiring or interesting – because people are fucking retards and have no taste…and they fucking love quotes as they speak to their narcissism…

She also brought her tits, old tits, but tits that have been used to create Nina Agdal as both a Swimsuit model, because you don’t need to be non-retarded to be a swim model, you just need to be in a bikini…..and Leo’s sloppy seconds cuz he never knocked this bitch up..he probably doesn’t want no retard bastard babies running around…

Here they are being squeezed up with her hands….as you’d do…if you want the world to see you feel yourself up and by world I mean her lame fan base of perverts like you.

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