I just checked Nina Agdal’s Instagram because I heavily dislike her and think she’s a fucking scam of a model, with nothing hot about her….

And as it turns out she is in some weird 30 year old trying to be an influencer and targe women because that is where the ad dollars are….prostitute…

She wrote a massive caption on a workout video that was zero hot, clearly targeting women, about being empowered to not workout for 5 days, so that you can come back and hop in and take it step by step as some key to happiness.

What she neglected to write is that her key to happiness is finding a rich guy after being a whore on the social media and with the help of a media partner like Sports Illustrated, to become a bigger name or ego, so that when she gets with these rich guys she can with confidence try to convince them that she’s famous, successful, or whatever, but I highly doubt she’s made that much money….and everything she has done has been due to rich dick…which I guess makes her a sex worker…I mean retard looking sex workers is a thing….people will pay for anything…

All this to say, garbage.

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In case you were wondering, Nina Agdal is still a retard looking deformed head with a decently hot and fit body, because these retards have super strength and musculature to make up for their retardation….it’s a survival thing….

So despite being 40 years old…which is 100 years old in model years…not that I consider her a real model, even though she does. It’s her lifeline….

So in living up to her model fantasy of her being a model she’s still out there half naked for her fans and other rich dudes who finance her life….in case things with Christie Brinkley’s son don’t work out….

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In case you were wondering, Nina Agdal is still a retard looking deformed head with a decently hot and fit body, because these retards have super strength and musculature to make up for their retardation….and despite being 40 years old…she’s still out there half naked for her fans and other rich dudes who finance her life….like Christie Brinkley’s son, who she dates, because he is rich and understands the Bikini Model life cuz he’s mom’s a whore…so to him all women are whores…like Nina Agdal..

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Nina Agdal giving herself a self breast exam, as she searches for her missing chromosome in her bikini….

Or maybe this is just her mooching off the brand association of being part of Sports Illustrated swim for so many years, even once sharing the cover….as it has been the ONLY thing she’s ever done in her life that she has been able to milk to feel important and even date Leo DiCaprio for about 10 minutes…before settling with Christie Brinkley’s loser son who understands her cuz his mom is a whore and he has access to his dad’s billions….

Boring.

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Nina Agdal has been abusing the cheques she gets from The March of Dimes, going on beach vacations and taking pictures of her ass.. because even retard’s have asses..

Just ask DYNASTYLOVEYOU.

No No…

By retard, I mean girl who I assumed was some affirmative action, inclusivity bikini model…for Sports Illustrated….cuz she had a fit body…and they were trying to be progressive..

And by retard, I mean girl who thinks she is hot but looks like she’s missing a chromosome, or has the extra chromosome, not someone actually is….

Because by retard, I don’t mean offence to actual retards, you’re not supposed to use that word to describe them anymore….but I think you can use it on someone who looks like them, but isn’t actually them…..

And by retard, I mean she’s smart enough to seduce rich guy with her special needs, special Olympics looking face and hot fit bikini model body….

So not very retarded at all…just out there manipulating all of us retards who just need some ass to secure our attention…homing in on that with laser focus all it too was ass.

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Nina Agdal is just evidence that I am becoming a nicer person than I once was. I used to call her the downs syndrome girl from Sports Illustrated, because I still believe she is that, I just think Dog Face is a little more tame than calling someone a Downs Syndrome like it’s a bad thing, cuz it’s not, many cool people have Downs Syndrome, and in this Politically Correct era or not, making fun of Downs Syndrome is by far the last thing I want to do. They are helpless often times sweet people….when making fun of the cunts who think they are important cuz they wear bikinis and date rich dudes like sex workers…is the objective here…

They are lame, they have a serious lack of creativity, and a lack of intelligence, a lack of cleverness, and any hustle these girls have is to get half naked and fuck rich guys……to become low level famous.

It’s trash…

This one happened to be a bikini model for Sports Illustrated, cuz they don’t mind Ugly chicks…just ask Gen Morton, in an era where being a model in Sports Illustrated had a little clout…now they’ll cast anyone as they try to survive….thanks to instagram becoming a hub of all girls…most not as lame as any of their shitty models they used…with far less cunty attitude or sense of importance they got from being in Sports Illustrated, because they were this group of people that was surrounded by that ecosystem, who thought that they really fucking mattered even though the rest of the world was like “WHO?”….

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Disabled models are a thing now. You see women with skin disorders, amputations, wheel chair bound, autism and even Down’s Syndrome…but Nina Agdal was there first..

It is the one thing she’s done, the one accomplishment she as under her belt, in her repertoire, beyond just leveraging that Sports Illustrated celebrity, that is barely a celebrity, since Sports Illustrated is dead and instagram has allowed every bitch in a bikini to be a bikini model, not needing that stamp of approval from some struggling and floundering magazine, allowing people to be self start no names who don’t need big media to give their half nakedness approval…

But it does help when you want to use a resume or a C.V. to get you rich dudes, and famous dudes, to fuck you…

From Leo DiCaprio to Christie Brinkley’s son….Nina Agdal’s done it…all with Down’s Syndrome forehead…pretty impressive…all it took was tits…

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How about a topless Nina Agdal grabbing her tits in the tailend of her career as a bikini model, because even at the top of her game was still pretty unexciting….she was a downs syndrome looking bitch with a hot body in pictures…a large body in person…and a terrible cunty attitude because she really believed her own hype like all these dumb bitches do…

The good news for her is that rich guys are idiots, especially the children of rich kids, so she’ll live the good life thanks the Christie Brinkley not teaching her son with a rich guy to have better standards for himself…that his dad did the model route with her and it worked out great for her- look at all the houses they own…so why not give some broke unemployed bitch who calls herself a model the same level of security…make some downs babies with her….because sex work comes in all forms…

What I am saying is bitch is a Charity case, Leo’s sloppy seconds…and offers nothing but this attitude that she’s famous and important…when really she’s forgotten already..

Poor rich guy fucking her doesn’t know better, being managed or manipulated by this professional sex worker…

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