Nina Agdal giving herself a self breast exam, as she searches for her missing chromosome in her bikini….

Or maybe this is just her mooching off the brand association of being part of Sports Illustrated swim for so many years, even once sharing the cover….as it has been the ONLY thing she’s ever done in her life that she has been able to milk to feel important and even date Leo DiCaprio for about 10 minutes…before settling with Christie Brinkley’s loser son who understands her cuz his mom is a whore and he has access to his dad’s billions….

Boring.

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Nina Agdal has been abusing the cheques she gets from The March of Dimes, going on beach vacations and taking pictures of her ass.. because even retard’s have asses..

Just ask DYNASTYLOVEYOU.

No No…

By retard, I mean girl who I assumed was some affirmative action, inclusivity bikini model…for Sports Illustrated….cuz she had a fit body…and they were trying to be progressive..

And by retard, I mean girl who thinks she is hot but looks like she’s missing a chromosome, or has the extra chromosome, not someone actually is….

Because by retard, I don’t mean offence to actual retards, you’re not supposed to use that word to describe them anymore….but I think you can use it on someone who looks like them, but isn’t actually them…..

And by retard, I mean she’s smart enough to seduce rich guy with her special needs, special Olympics looking face and hot fit bikini model body….

So not very retarded at all…just out there manipulating all of us retards who just need some ass to secure our attention…homing in on that with laser focus all it too was ass.

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Nina Agdal is just evidence that I am becoming a nicer person than I once was. I used to call her the downs syndrome girl from Sports Illustrated, because I still believe she is that, I just think Dog Face is a little more tame than calling someone a Downs Syndrome like it’s a bad thing, cuz it’s not, many cool people have Downs Syndrome, and in this Politically Correct era or not, making fun of Downs Syndrome is by far the last thing I want to do. They are helpless often times sweet people….when making fun of the cunts who think they are important cuz they wear bikinis and date rich dudes like sex workers…is the objective here…

They are lame, they have a serious lack of creativity, and a lack of intelligence, a lack of cleverness, and any hustle these girls have is to get half naked and fuck rich guys……to become low level famous.

It’s trash…

This one happened to be a bikini model for Sports Illustrated, cuz they don’t mind Ugly chicks…just ask Gen Morton, in an era where being a model in Sports Illustrated had a little clout…now they’ll cast anyone as they try to survive….thanks to instagram becoming a hub of all girls…most not as lame as any of their shitty models they used…with far less cunty attitude or sense of importance they got from being in Sports Illustrated, because they were this group of people that was surrounded by that ecosystem, who thought that they really fucking mattered even though the rest of the world was like “WHO?”….

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Disabled models are a thing now. You see women with skin disorders, amputations, wheel chair bound, autism and even Down’s Syndrome…but Nina Agdal was there first..

It is the one thing she’s done, the one accomplishment she as under her belt, in her repertoire, beyond just leveraging that Sports Illustrated celebrity, that is barely a celebrity, since Sports Illustrated is dead and instagram has allowed every bitch in a bikini to be a bikini model, not needing that stamp of approval from some struggling and floundering magazine, allowing people to be self start no names who don’t need big media to give their half nakedness approval…

But it does help when you want to use a resume or a C.V. to get you rich dudes, and famous dudes, to fuck you…

From Leo DiCaprio to Christie Brinkley’s son….Nina Agdal’s done it…all with Down’s Syndrome forehead…pretty impressive…all it took was tits…

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How about a topless Nina Agdal grabbing her tits in the tailend of her career as a bikini model, because even at the top of her game was still pretty unexciting….she was a downs syndrome looking bitch with a hot body in pictures…a large body in person…and a terrible cunty attitude because she really believed her own hype like all these dumb bitches do…

The good news for her is that rich guys are idiots, especially the children of rich kids, so she’ll live the good life thanks the Christie Brinkley not teaching her son with a rich guy to have better standards for himself…that his dad did the model route with her and it worked out great for her- look at all the houses they own…so why not give some broke unemployed bitch who calls herself a model the same level of security…make some downs babies with her….because sex work comes in all forms…

What I am saying is bitch is a Charity case, Leo’s sloppy seconds…and offers nothing but this attitude that she’s famous and important…when really she’s forgotten already..

Poor rich guy fucking her doesn’t know better, being managed or manipulated by this professional sex worker…

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Nina Agdal is a classy old, tired, expired model who is barely a model…showing you how to land a rich dude, get published in Sports Illustrated, ride whatever coattails you can, get as far as you can, eventually get on Leo’s dick cuz he’s burned through every other girl out there and he needs to keep up his homo lie…befriend old model who thinks you are relatable….cuz you are the new her, just more retarded looking…some make a wish shit…and end up with her pervert son….

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Nina Agdal is living the dream. Not bad for an affirmative action waterheaded retard with a hot body. The girl who Sports Illustrated went inclusive with, but luckily it was an era where inclusivity wasn’t every fat bitch with access to a triple XL bikini….when inclusivity meant “use the retard with the fit body and tits”….you know because her body had to adapt to her retardation and give her fitness and strength in what otherwise would have meant not standing a chance…plus if you pretend she’s from some immigrant company, people will just think her retard twang with her retard speak is an accent and not a retardation….

She’s managed to take that retard head and hot body to Leo DiCaprio’s homosexual cock, cuz these rich people who have fucked everything, need to fuck weird things to see what it’s like…

Now she’s fucking some rich kid, also weird and into retards, who’s mom is Christie Brinkley, so he’s used to the fake model life and the circles they sex work in….so it’s a match made in heaven, she’s on her best behavior, cuz she’s 30 and even retards know “Put baby in belly by rich man to continue living this life”….

And that concludes today’s Nina Agdal clickbait pic for attention post.

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Nina Agdal has Downs Syndrome, so hating on her is like bullying the handicapped guy on a work program at your local grocery store, you know because it makes you feel better about yourself knowing that you may be a retard but you’re not that retarded….

She’s the March of Times bikini model….back when Sports Illustrated was featuring skinny models, trying to avoid the fat models, they’ve ended up hiring now, they felt their venture into inclusivity was using handicapped women with hot bodies…

Well, she’s taken that to fuck a few wallets, no stress when you’re worth a fuck, even if fucking handicapped women is a weird fetish, rich guys seem into it….

And here she is continuing her self promotion, naked at her boyfriend’s mom’s house.

Rich people…

Here are some videos of her in a bikini sucking on a cheese string

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