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2013

08

Aug

Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny of the Day

Nina Agdal is some silly looking bikini model, who I guess has a fantastic bikini model body, because why else would she be working for Beach Bunny, the bikini brand that I am pretty sure Sports Illustrated, or the wife of someone important at Sports Illustrated owns, because they consistently cast the star girls from their Swimsuit edition in the shit. It’s a logical brand extension, I mean if your biggest deal is the Swimsuit issue and all these bikini models want in on it, you might as well make your own bikinis and profit off the shit from every angle…

Now you may know Nina Agdal as the vagina tainted by Adam Levine, or even the girl who was in some nude pics a couple years ago for fashion, or as some kind of import who was hot enough to be imported and put to work here, taking American jobs, or even as the model with a bit of a retarded face…like functional retard but still a little retard…

I know her as this year’s cover girl for SI, because I’ve been in the game long enough to know that year 4 of Kate Upton, won’t happen. They’ve milked her hard, as much as they can, and it’s time to put this cow out to pasture, cuz all that’s comin out of them titties is butter. Not to mention, Kate Upton is cocky now that she’s all famous and shit…

I also know that they’ve been strategically placing Nina Agdal in fake A-List relationships, random campaigns, you know building up her brand as hard as they can, so if you want a glimpse into the future, you’ll be seeing this on every news stand, because despite the hopes and dreams of trees everywhere, magazines apparently still exist..

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2013

05

Aug

Nina Agdal in Some Lingerie of the Day

Not only does this bitch look semi-retarded with her big old water head, you know high functioning retard that the modeling agencies take advantage of because they can, you know cuz she’s a retard…but she was also dumped by Adam Levine, which pretty much makes her as close to worthless as a body this good can get…worthless in spirit, not in money, cuz I am sure her day rate is 10,000 dollars…

Here she is posing in underwear…

Here are some other pics of her in her lingerie CLICK HERE

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2013

29

Jul

Nina Agdal Photoshoot of the Day

You may know Nina Agdal.

She’s some SI model who I predict will be this year’s cover girl, now that Kate Upton has been over saturated, like her fat, all fucking clogged arteries from non-stop eating…over-exposed and dumpy….

She’s also some dirty pussy that has been tainted by Adam Levine…because Adam Levine is the Model-Killer…and Nina Agdal fell into his spiderweb as a groupie who feels she’s made it now that she’s had him inside her…typical entitled model cunt…

Well not so long ago, we’re talking last year, she was taking topless pics, you know to pay the bills as she was working on her celebrity…and these are some of those pics…

I’ve posted her NUDE BEFORE …but these are good too…she looks less downs syndrome than usual.

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2013

23

Jul

Nina Agdal in Some Bathing Suits of the Day

Looking at Nina Agdal in her lingerie is not quite the same when all I see in every picture is Adam Levine’s unprotected penis violating her…like some kind of orderly at the retarded person institution her face makes me think she lives…where he gets in on the fact that she’s always masturbating…thanks to her hot retarded person body…leaving her pregnant cuz she doesn’t know how to say no, thanks to being a retarded person, and no one can figure out who the dad is, cuz being a retarded person the only sounds she makes are grunts and gurgles while hitting rocks together for her entertainment as she drools…

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2013

18

Jul

Nina Agdal in Lingerie To Celebrate Being Dumped of the Day

Nina Agdal has recently been kicked out of the Adam Levine harem and replaced with his last vagina, because obviously this vagina wasn’t good enough.

She wasn’t the one, he couldn’t connect with her, but I am thinking it wasn’t anyone’s fault specifically, you know cuz I like to speculate on models and popstar relationships and act like I really understand them, even when the popstar involved, aka the model killer, is someone I find really irritating, irritating enough that looking at the pussy he has tainted, makes me hate the pussy he has tainted.

I’m emotionally stable like that.

Either way, I am thinking the break-up came from her looking like she’s got Downs Syndrome….plus everyone likes Victoria’s Secret models better than SI Models…cuz SI has no quality control department and throw in every fat ass… not that it matters.

Here are my tribute to a love that was…

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2013

10

Jul

Nina Agdal for Leonisa Lingerie of the Day


As far as I’m concerned Nina Agdal looks retarded, at least in the face, and based on the fact that she’s dating Adam/Avril Lavigne, she probably is retarded, at least in her mental capacity, but that body is just fucking magical and fit when photoshopped to shit, making her the next SI Covergirl, because by December Kate Upton will have eaten herself to death like she was Anna Nicole Smith, and well the A-List relationship will make this one a household name…it’s all strategic…and the only sad thing in all this is that retarded people don’t all look like this..it would make changing their diapers at the home far more fun…

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2013

01

Jul

Nina Agdal’s in Galore Magazine of the Day


Nina Agdal, overrated, retarded looking, but the next SI Swimsuit cover…who is probably best known for being Adam Levine’s most recent hooker….

Even if she doesn’t view herself as a hooker, because girls, even actual hookers, prefer to be called a “high class escort”…and since she has her own career and makes her own money…but most importantly, doesn’t charge by the hour, maybe she just thinks this is love….

Real love, that took Adam Levine 4 top model pussies in the last 6 months alone to find…

Real love, that would never happen if Adam Levine was just some aspiring musician she met at a bar, but that did happen because he’s on TV an in Pop Band Maroon 5, and known for dating models, making his penis a right of passage for these girls….something I am sure he appreciates…

Well she’s in Galore, and she’s dressed all American, because I guess that’s the hope that Levine’s sperm will make her…but to me she’s just a mail order bride with a good agent who instead of spamming inboxes spams Bikini companies and gets her marketing their shit…

Here are the pics.

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2013

25

Jun

Nina Agdal Pretty Naked and Wet in a See Thru Photoshoot of the Day

I am not a real fan of Nina Agdal, I do think she was robbed the SI cover in favor of milking Kate Upton like the cow she is for another year, because of her popularity….

I find she looks retarded, and despite having a fit enough body, her face just doesn’t do it for me…

I still posted a story about Nina Agdal and her DUMPY Looking ASS yesterday … that was calling her out for being a typical model hooker, groupie-ing on Adam Levine…which in turn makes her typical, obvious and even tarnished…

Not because I don’t think Adam Levine deserves hot pussy, he’s rich, famous, on TV, and fucking models is what popstars do…but because I expect a model who is famous in her own right to have better gold digging strategy…

Well, these pics are some pretty major pics I can only assume happened before she got famous cock and model-celebrity. Because all models do nudes to get to a level where we know them….

You can pretty much see bush, titty and ass…which for a model who claims she’ll never do anything pornographic…is pretty pornographic…making her look the best she’s ever looked. I mean barely retarded…this is huge.

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2013

24

Jun

Bikini Model Officially Ruined While in a Bikini of the DAy

I am not anit-Adam Levine. I find his songs annoying, his personality annoying, and he’s kinda like a midget Jewish clown you’d expect to be dancing around at some Bar Mitzvah, who all the grandmothers like, rather than a superstar making hundreds of millions on TV and in music…but I can’t control popularity, or marketing, or what works…I mean so much shit that’s out there is shit…and he’s just another one of the puppets cashing in on it…hard to hate a hustler…

I am just anti girls who fuck Adam Levine, like little groupie bitches, who use him as some sort of right of passage, like that they have finally made it as models, now that this pop star sticks his dick in them…

I mean it is hard to hate him for fucking models, I would be doing the same thing as him if I was him, because models are fucking hot and probably fun to fuck…

But these models, they are just opportunist, and whether it is ANNE V, Behati Prinsloo, or now Nina Agdal, they all might as well be hookers, and he’s their john, paying them in being able to be associated with him…

I just hate seeing whores, even when I know they are all whores, it’s kinda nice when a hot bitch isn’t wallet fucking, especially when she’s got her own fucking wallet..

It’s a weird world we live in, but at least Adam Levine is taking full advantage of the top quality pussy he can, it’s a perk of the job, along with every other amazing thing that comes with being famous…like being in Mexico on Vacation when your life is a fucking vacation.


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2013

20

Jun

Nina Agdal’s May/June Instagram Pics You’ll Like of the Day

If you are into your favorite SI Model, Nina Agdal, the girl robbed from the cover thanks to Kate Upton’s viral internet fame, because print magazines are struggling and you gotta milk the cow that is bringing all the boys to the yard as hard as you can to sell copies….

Or more importantly, if you are interested in her best instagram pictures from the last two months, that seem to just be a lot of pictures from her photoshoots you’ve probably already seen, only in far lower lower quality after being run through filters…

Then you’ll like this creepy gallery of her best pics from the last 2 months that I didn’t compile, because I have better things to do with my time than stalk and catalog these twats making a fortune based on awesome bodies…now wait, I don’t….I got nothing better to do than that. I’m pathetic.

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