So Esquire was smart enough to use Nina Agdal and her handicapped looking head that they just used for a photoshoot, for a video.

A video, that I assume is paid for by the record label, in some advertorial that you don’t care is an asvertorial, because a bikini model is dancing and smiling and flipping her hair rocking a small little package and nice toned stomach… singing along to songs sung by people she’s probably had sex with, you know cuz rockers like models and vice versa.

The video isn’t all that genius, but proves yet again, put a hot pussy in front of the camera and idiots everywhere will watch. Myself included.

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I’ve posted the Nina Agdal Topless for Esquire pics, taht aren’t actually topless, but that are as strategic as they can be to not be considered porn, because despite a willingness to showcase her hot body, in as little clothes as possible, this Nina Agdal chick is no a pornstar and will never be a pornstar, despite the fact that dudes are either already jerking off to her, using her as foreplay, and sizing their wives and girls up against her, only to be left seriously disappointed…you know, to give girls unattainable expectations so that they never find happiness. Despite her having a bit of a retard look, with those wide eyes and big forehead, but I guess when staring at her back, knowing she’s got her nipples in hand, her waterhead look doesn’t really come into the picture.

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Nina Agdal is some Downs Syndrome looking bitch with an awesome body who you may know from SI, but I’m gonna pretend you know her because of all the great posts of done of her that I steal from various sources around the internet, for no reason other than to say “look at her in this shoot, she looks way less corky, there’s hope for her”…you know commentary that matters, that changes lives, that may one day be published and celebrated like DrunkenStepfather was the manuscript of our generation, even though I know all you care about are the titties….titties strategically being covered up by our friend who doesn’t know we exist, but who I pretend is our friend as to not cheapen this experience, posing some bullshit and by bullshit, I mean the good kind that you can have some masturbation foreplay to…

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For some reason, people have been posting NINA AGDAL BIKINI CATALOG PICS like they are interesting, or more importantly, like they are new, even though I posted them February, cuz that’s just the kind of blogger I am….one who is on top of shit even though I don’t want to be…

I figured if you’re looking for the latest in this bikini model who looks a little downs syndrome in the face, but is making it big thanks to SI and her rockin’ immigrant body, here are some hot pics she did for the recent esquire.

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Nina Agdal for Esquire Mexico is probably looking her best, far better than anything she’s done for SI, mainly because she doesn’t look very DOWNS SYNDROME-Y, a condition that some of you may find erotic, those extra chromosomes are exciting, especially when no one takes them seriously when they tell on you for touching their naughty places cuz ultimately, they are still retards and no one takes a retard seriously….I actually know a guy who has knocked up 3 adult retards and never went to jail cuz they couldn’t disprove that they wanted it and their chronic masturbating worked against them, no judge will believe a chronic masturbator refused real dick, it’s just unconstitutional….

Regardless of all that noise, here are her big bikini model tits and tight body posing, whether she’s got Down’s or not. I’m into it.

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I’d rather be fucking bikini models or a girl in a bikini than posting pics of them like they fucking matter. I mean there are so many girls who are less Downs Syndrome like this willing to sit on my face…because they like to have fun….but yet I’m posting this low level trash, celebrating a body, that is like so many other bodies, who are less Downs Syndome than Nina Agdal.

Sure her management and SI hype her up, gives her work that leads to shitty bikini companies hiring her, and not all girls with hot bodies get gigs doing this bullshit, but really I prefer the unemployed babe with a body like this, cuz she’s far more eager, desperate, and willing to sit on my face and even if she’s not, at least I can take it to the massage parlour for a handie….

Seriously, hot fit, amazing bodied girls are out there, and some may bang you, cuz not all girls have standards, or realize they are built like this, the key is to get them before that stamp of approval, that stamp of approval makes them think they are worth more.

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Nina Agdal is a downs syndrome lookin’ model, who luckily has a fantastic body to distract me from some Corky fetishes I’ve once known too well. Not because I jerked off to LIFE GOES ON …but because I worked at a retard home and the girls were always masturbating, unable to really communicate well enough to tell on me, and luckily I got none of them pregnant in the process…it was a romantic time as an orderly, I get Downs like that..a romantic experience while changing her adult diaper before bed time….. Judge all you want. Haters gonna hate…

Enough about me…Here’s Nina in some lingerie making dreams come true…for her immigrant self as she steals all the American model work….

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I normally find Nina Agdal looks like a waterhead…you know a real down syndromer…the kind of girl who should be wearing a hockey helmet around at the grocery story…and a pair of mittens so that she doesn’t start masturbating like a freak in public as most retarded people do…because they really aren’t retarded at all…but more advanced then us…proven by their massive alien heads…that in turn know if they play dumb…they will be cared for, get preferential parking, and most importantly can get away with saying mean shit in public, inappropriate shit in publc, pulling their genitals out in public, and grabbing at unsuspecting girl titties in public…being like “it’s okay I’m a retard…no no a legit retard…I am allowed to do this”…

But these pictures are different…her tits…her body…totally distracting and awesome….she should dress like this more often…and I am sure she will…you know with being a bikini model and all…bikinis iskinda her thing…

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Nina Agdal is the SI Covergirl that was supposed to be…before the people at SI remembered that Kate Upton sells issues…cuz perverts everywhere love that she’s 19…and has masssive tits…not to mention in these hard times in America…it’s important to show some homeland pride…rather than some immigrant shit…even if it’s got 20 pounds of extra beef on its bones…if anything that will remind their readers just how prosperous they are…like the old times….bitch is a rail road tycoon…all well fed and never gone hungry…only unlike a Rail road tycoon…her meat’s from McDonalds…..but why am I talking about Kate Upton, when looking at Nina Agdal…I guess it’s just something this second string talent has to get used to….even if her body is substantially more deserving of a celebration…..

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Here’s Nina Agdal, the runner up in the SI Swimsuit cover shit….who was robbed.

Yesterday, we learned a very valuable lesson about Nina Agdal…and that is that she will never do porn…however, for Sports Illustrated, she will wear mesh, as long as the photoshop out her nipples, cuz nipples don’t sit well with Ted Turner, he’s more into Bison and making money…and the funny thing about her logic…is that she might as well be in porn…cuz motherfuckers are jerking off to her and her handicap lookin’ face….right now…

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