While real models were at New York Fashion Week, and the Grammys, all the low levels were at a Volleyball tournament in Miami….

This video needs to go viral because this dude being the awkward weirdo interviewing a girl who up until today I thought I was going to be the SI Covergirl before Kate Upton powered through with her celebrity and fat tits…

It was taken at some Next Model agency volleyball tournament, and her body is amazing….

Hearing her talk about her toothless, hairless, lice filled years is pretty amazing….but her saying she’ll never do porn is a downer…but like granny always said…never say never…

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All this covergirl shit is totally staged and I’ve been doing this site long enough to see that shit coming from a mile away….and the real deciding factor for me about this Nina Agdal being the covergirl was the recent Carl’s Jr ad that I just had a gut feeling was totally directly related to the SI cover…and I am pretty sure I even said in the post…but that’s probably because I am a genius despite no one listening to me….

Now, I am not sure if this is fact, or if she’s actually the Cover Girl…I guess you’ll find out February 15th when it drops, but that doesn’t stop me from posting a mega post of all her pictures I have, since I’ve been posting all her pics as I do with all models, despite thinking she looks a little downs, like she got into SI after meeting Brooklyn Decker at one of their waterhead conventions….

Who cares, here’s her awesome body in a whole lot of pics….

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Here’s SI’s latest and greates star they are building up to be the next Kate Upton / Brooklyn Decker / girl who doesn’t really deserve to be the next big thing in bikini modeling…but who has a good PR team or athlete boyfriend to be the next big thing in Bikini modeling…and I have a love hate relationship with her..mainly cuz she reminds me of this Downs Syndrome girl I used to have sex with cuz no one wanted to have sex with her and I am a charitable guy who understands a woman’s needs….you see cuz Nina Adgal’s face is a little corky…but that body is outrageous…but not as outrageous as the fact that Youtube hasn’t pulled this video for being inappropraite..cuz topless chicks in skimpy clothes straight fucking a burger….would get my account deleted…but I guess I’m not Hardees/Carls Jr…one of the companies straight killing the American public….

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Nina Agdal makes me laugh….because she’s the model that SI is pushing aggressively to be their next cover girl…despite having a bit of a handicapped looking face…and a banging body that she’s showing off in her bikini at her fitting for the Carl’s Jr Superbowl Ad she just did…and the highlight of it is not her retard lookin’ expression, or even her thong ass, but it is her amazingly deep and spiritual cameltoe….That pussy is hungry and feeding…grazing her bikini bottoms like a cow in the field…and I love it enough to ignore all her inadequacies….cuz that’s a mean..so mean it is angry cameltoe….

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Nina Agdal is some SI Model who looks like she has Downs Syndrome…that I can only assume Brooklyn Decker met at their Downs Syndrome summer beach meet-up and said “shit girl, you got a body that I know would look good in a magazine, it’s way more fun that the work program they normally put our kind to work at….stuffing envelopes for big corporations…fuck that”…to which she gurgled some kind of yes while punching herself in the head before for handler told her to not get so excited….and here we are now….catalog shots for bikinis…not all that erotic…but still something you can jerk off to if you’re 12 and don’t have the internet.

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Nina Agdal is an SI bikini model…who reminds me of Brooklyn Decker…but not in a Brooklyn Decker’s got it going on…but in a Brooklyn Decker kinda looks like she’s totally handicap….rockin Down’s Syndrome harder than she was Corky on Life Goes on….not that that’s a bad thing…I mean if I ever put out a lingerie or bikini catalog I would only cast fat chicks, Old Ladies and retards….for the comedic element, the fact that they are affordable models….and cuz I am a humanitarian and believe we need to celebrate all people….as handicapable as they come….

It’s like some angles she’s water heading…the other’s she’s a babe…that is some 1920s circus performer shit…that luckily her body carries through….

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NINA AGDAL is the victim of my bullying…but I don’t mean any actual harm when I say she’s got the face of a Downs Syndrome baby…I just say that cuz her face is definitely not her best feature…but it isn’t getting in the way of her shooting bikinis for SI….or countless other campaigns for lingerie companies that have stemmed from that….reminding girls to not let anything hold them back…but more importantly..that all that matters is their rockin’ bodies…and awesome tits…

So here’s Nina modeling lingerie…again…it’s what she do….

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I make fun of Nina Agdal for having Downs Syndrome face…even though I should be encouraging her…you know that despite her disability…she can make it as a bikini or lingerie model…cuz no one cares about good face..it’s all about ass and titties girl….

But the reality is that I only tease her cuz I like her…she clearly doesn’t have DOWNS…cuz if she did she wouldn’t be modeling…she’d be masturbating at the public pool during retard activity hour…or playing with rocks in the park….or getting knocked up by pervert orderlies at the institution…

You know how it is….and if you don’t here is Nina…lookin’ lovely…yes we are on a first name basis now.

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Nina Adgal is a hot bikini model at the top of her game…but for some reason she looks like she’s got a mild case of DOWNS….I as a humanitarian, I think all of God’s children deserve to live out their dreams, especially if those dreams are getting half naked and showing off an rocking body, even if you have DOWNS….because it’s not handicap it is handicapable people….

Not that she has downs….but if she does…she’d probably win the DOWNS beauty pageant….which may not being saying much….and which may not be all that much a competition for her….but it’s nicer than saying she’d lose….

If anything….if DOWNS looked like this…or more babies with DOWNS looked like this, I am sure the DOWNS abortion rate thanks to pre-screening tests would drop substantial…cuz hot girls…even when retarded get the fuck ahead and have it real easy…..

Here she is for some bathing suit company….and on that note I am going to the beach to stare at local whores in their bikinis…to recruit like I was Victoria’s Secret…but instead of shooting for catalog…we’re just gonna shoot for my masturbation files…cuz I am in central america people…and still fucking posting cuz I am committed or a loser or a committed loser….

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Nina Agdal is an SI Model who gave us a real scare last week when SHE WAS TAKEN OUT OF HER HALF NAKED MODELING ELEMENT ….forcing us to stare at her and wonder if she had DOWNS…not there is anything wrong with DOWNS it is just not common in modeling…that’s all…based on these bra promo pics…she’s recovered rather nicely….

I am into this….

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