Nina Agdal makes me laugh….because she’s the model that SI is pushing aggressively to be their next cover girl…despite having a bit of a handicapped looking face…and a banging body that she’s showing off in her bikini at her fitting for the Carl’s Jr Superbowl Ad she just did…and the highlight of it is not her retard lookin’ expression, or even her thong ass, but it is her amazingly deep and spiritual cameltoe….That pussy is hungry and feeding…grazing her bikini bottoms like a cow in the field…and I love it enough to ignore all her inadequacies….cuz that’s a mean..so mean it is angry cameltoe….

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Nina Agdal is some SI Model who looks like she has Downs Syndrome…that I can only assume Brooklyn Decker met at their Downs Syndrome summer beach meet-up and said “shit girl, you got a body that I know would look good in a magazine, it’s way more fun that the work program they normally put our kind to work at….stuffing envelopes for big corporations…fuck that”…to which she gurgled some kind of yes while punching herself in the head before for handler told her to not get so excited….and here we are now….catalog shots for bikinis…not all that erotic…but still something you can jerk off to if you’re 12 and don’t have the internet.

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Nina Agdal is an SI bikini model…who reminds me of Brooklyn Decker…but not in a Brooklyn Decker’s got it going on…but in a Brooklyn Decker kinda looks like she’s totally handicap….rockin Down’s Syndrome harder than she was Corky on Life Goes on….not that that’s a bad thing…I mean if I ever put out a lingerie or bikini catalog I would only cast fat chicks, Old Ladies and retards….for the comedic element, the fact that they are affordable models….and cuz I am a humanitarian and believe we need to celebrate all people….as handicapable as they come….

It’s like some angles she’s water heading…the other’s she’s a babe…that is some 1920s circus performer shit…that luckily her body carries through….

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NINA AGDAL is the victim of my bullying…but I don’t mean any actual harm when I say she’s got the face of a Downs Syndrome baby…I just say that cuz her face is definitely not her best feature…but it isn’t getting in the way of her shooting bikinis for SI….or countless other campaigns for lingerie companies that have stemmed from that….reminding girls to not let anything hold them back…but more importantly..that all that matters is their rockin’ bodies…and awesome tits…

So here’s Nina modeling lingerie…again…it’s what she do….

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I make fun of Nina Agdal for having Downs Syndrome face…even though I should be encouraging her…you know that despite her disability…she can make it as a bikini or lingerie model…cuz no one cares about good face..it’s all about ass and titties girl….

But the reality is that I only tease her cuz I like her…she clearly doesn’t have DOWNS…cuz if she did she wouldn’t be modeling…she’d be masturbating at the public pool during retard activity hour…or playing with rocks in the park….or getting knocked up by pervert orderlies at the institution…

You know how it is….and if you don’t here is Nina…lookin’ lovely…yes we are on a first name basis now.

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Nina Adgal is a hot bikini model at the top of her game…but for some reason she looks like she’s got a mild case of DOWNS….I as a humanitarian, I think all of God’s children deserve to live out their dreams, especially if those dreams are getting half naked and showing off an rocking body, even if you have DOWNS….because it’s not handicap it is handicapable people….

Not that she has downs….but if she does…she’d probably win the DOWNS beauty pageant….which may not being saying much….and which may not be all that much a competition for her….but it’s nicer than saying she’d lose….

If anything….if DOWNS looked like this…or more babies with DOWNS looked like this, I am sure the DOWNS abortion rate thanks to pre-screening tests would drop substantial…cuz hot girls…even when retarded get the fuck ahead and have it real easy…..

Here she is for some bathing suit company….and on that note I am going to the beach to stare at local whores in their bikinis…to recruit like I was Victoria’s Secret…but instead of shooting for catalog…we’re just gonna shoot for my masturbation files…cuz I am in central america people…and still fucking posting cuz I am committed or a loser or a committed loser….

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Nina Agdal is an SI Model who gave us a real scare last week when SHE WAS TAKEN OUT OF HER HALF NAKED MODELING ELEMENT ….forcing us to stare at her and wonder if she had DOWNS…not there is anything wrong with DOWNS it is just not common in modeling…that’s all…based on these bra promo pics…she’s recovered rather nicely….

I am into this….

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This is what happens when an SI swimsuit model is taken out of her bikini and put into clothes…she suddenly looks like she has some mild form of retardation….but more importantly she becomes boring as fuck….and let this be a lesson to all women when getting dressed….the second you opt out of wearing a bikini for the day…and you put on everyday clothes you’re making yourself out to be far more boring than you have to be…here are the pics anyway…..cuz she is still a bikini model.

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Nina Agdal is some model I have POSTED ABOUT ONCE OR TWICE BEFORE her claim to fame is that she is or way an SI Swimsuit Model…. which is code for she either has sex with athletes who have powerful agents who threaten SI to cut their supply of EXLCUSIVES if they don’t feature the bitch….or she’s actually got a rockin’ body that is worthy of half nakedness….even though I figure having a vagina makes a bitch worthy of half nakedness and I am a firm believer if SI took life by the balls and featured fat chicks in bikinis because despite the fact that you may not notice they exist except when they are sucking your dick one night when you were bored enough to online date…cuz online date girls always put out…..they are quite comical posing in bikinis…I know cuz I married a fat chick….

Here’s This Nina Agdal SI Swimsuit Model…..modeling Swimsuits….cuz that’s kinda her thing…

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Nina Agdal is some model…She’s 20….she was in SI Swimsuit this year….she’s represented by a major modeling agency and now she’s the face of Frederick’s of Hollywood…a prestigious brand all the high class escorts have been buying their trashy lingerie from the last two decades….

I went to her facbeook page, trying to find out more about her and it read like a fortune cookie….all irrelevant words of wisdom that aren’t wise…but to a 20 year old…probably seem to be….here is some of her tips….that I don’t know how they relate back to posing half naked for a trashy lingerie company…but that’s ok…

Every person is a new door to a different world

Success comes in can’s, not cant’s

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them

Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world’s original sin

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there

The ultimate lesson all of us have to learn is unconditional love, which includes not only others but ourselves as well

There is not formula for success except, perhaps, an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings

What comes from the heart, goes to the heart

We’re so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we don’t take time to enjoy where we are

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability

Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out

Love life and life will love you back. Love people and they will love you back

Make the most of yourself, that is all there is of you

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth

You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them

A person can grow only as much as his horizon allows

The way you treat yourself sets the standard for others

As soon as people decide to confront a problem, they realize that they are far more capable than they thought they were

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can’t lose

Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but going out there and dancing in the rain

If you think you’re too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room.

For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness

Never let the odds keep you from doing what you know in your heart you were meant to do

Open your arms to change, but don’t give up your values

It’s better to regret something you did than something you didn’t do

Above all, be true to yourself, and if you cannot put your heart in it, take yourself out of it

Fascinating.

Here are the pics….joining the roster of such memorable whores like Cindy Margolis, Pamela Anderson , Leeannn Tweeden and Shauna Sand…..Good hustle….

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