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2014

24

Jul

Nina Agdal Sweaty Cleavage of the Day

Nina Agdal may not have a good face…she looks like she’s handicapped to me…but she has sweaty tits…and feels the need to show her fan base the sweaty tits because I guess it’s her to get a little attention in these happy times knowing that she didn’t Marry Adam Levine…who he dated during his break-up with his now crazy wife who got him and who thanks to Nina Agdal’s personality…he went back to and decided to settle with…making me think if she’s not good enough for Adam Levine..she’s not good enough for life…since he’s the fucking worst…but her sweaty tits make me think she’s not all bad…there’s good to her..just don’t look past her neck.

TO SEE PICS OF HER IN BIKINIS CLICK HERE

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2014

21

Jul

Nina Agdal Brings a New Fetish of the Day

Maybe I am a little hard on Nina Agdal for being a broken down face, you know the kind of face that looks like it has an extra chromosome face…a little on the Downs Syndrome face…with a rocking’ body that people seems to focus on and ignore the face…but I can’t look past it…there are a lot of babes, hotter than this, better bodies and faces, who want to work in swimwear for free. They want to shoot for SI for free. Book one or two catalogs for 15-20k a year…and spend the rest of her time making appearances for 1000 dollars a day…while maintaining her “celebrity”…because it will find her a billionaire boyfriend who likes his wife to be in Sports Illustrated. It’s a status thing.

I don’t think Nina Agdal makes money. I don’t think she’s amazing. But she has this celebrity that she can use to carry her to the bedroom – a bedroom I was much more into last time she was in miami… REMEMEBER – WHEN A DUDE SHE FUCKED TOOK A NUDE PIC AFTER FUCKING HER – ….that was the Nina I liked…

Anyway, I hit her instagram, and this is apparently her new comedy routine – it’s weird…but you’ll jerk off to it – because you like her and you like mouths and more importantly…you like puppets…because puppets are all you’ve ever had…it makes your masturbation more playful.


TO SEE HER BIKINI PAPARAZZI ACTION

CLICK HERE

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2014

26

Jun

Nina Agdal in a See Through Shoot of the Day

The most tragic thing is that Nina Agdal doesn’t always look as good as she does in these pictures of her going a little more racy than she’s used to….naked, wet fabric, almost erotica, soft core porno edgy shit. I guess now that she’s finally got 1/3 of a cover of SI with other half breed, half ass, not hot models…showing off what got her to the top, not that she’s at the top, but she’s better than a bitch on Model Mayhem soliciting sex, in theory, not practice because at least the model mayhem chick will fuck…while this one, will just show off model sized implants, a rocking’ body…that and willingness to use it….trying to generate some buzz…about herself so that she finally makes a fucking dollar…

You see normally, she’s way more downs syndrome-y…

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2014

03

Jun

Nina Agdal for Leonisa Lingerie and Bebe of the Day

Nina Agdal is boring.

I mean I’m sure she’s got a fun and exciting instagram thanks to living the model life…

You know the life where rich guys buy her shit…finance a lot of five star good times…and her immigrant ass that should have probably worked as a bartender or waitress now gets to travel the world in luxury…and for free…all thanks to getting booked in one magazine’s swimsuit issue a few years ago – that she didn’t even get paid for but that paved the way to this life…

Now she’s getting work…and it’s dull…We have two campaigns here…one for Bebe and one for Leonisa…both shitty as fuck and not just because she looks a little downsy.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2014

20

May

Nina Agdal Seducing You With Iced Tea of the Day

Nina Agdal makes me laugh, not because she’s got a fucked up face, or because she’s considered one of the most relevant bikini models of the last few years, thanks to Sports Illustrated and their marketing budgets, who figure if they make money off free models, they might as well promote those free models, to do free work for partner companies, like shit was the WWF and they own the immigrant…

But because she sounds like a gay man when she talks. I guess that’s because she learned English on set with gay men, you know they run the hair and make-up they put her through so that she doesn’t look as downs syndrome as she normally does…

And what it comes down to is when you have a body like this, your head doesn’t matter…what matters is that Adam Levine has cum inside you on your quest to find a rich and famous husband, as immigrant models tend to do, and that that imagery is impossible to delete…so here are some pics of her and some Australian Model for Mambo…

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2014

07

May

Nina Agdal Driving in a Car in a Bra Selfie of the Day

Nina Agdal just next levelled the selfie game, because she’s a professional…and her job is to be on camera…

She should show the world why she’s famous and successful doing this MODEL shit, and she should not allow the low level instagram models outshine her hustle…

So girl, took a selfie in car, in a bra…because she’s all about multitasking and laying stake in the ground as the motherfucking selfie queen.

Now I make fun of her head a lot, she’s got a bad angle that makes her look like a retard from a work program, but the fact is that she’s clearly not a full retard, since she got from wherever she’s from to America and we’re all paying attention to her, whether it’s via her tits or not, she still did it, and for that…

All this to say, retard face or not, she’s still hot…especially when winning at instagram…

Here she is using her box…for strength not to fuck Avril Lavigne….

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2014

29

Apr

Nina Agdal Shows Off her Weird as Fuck Face of the Day

Nina Agdal made this funny instagram video..that I guess is supposed to show her acting range, in a casual creeper style video, but that fixates on her face, forehead and head…that I like to refer to as a RETARD HEAD…like full on helmet wearing, playing with rocks in his wheelchair in the park RETARD Face…that’s not to say she’s not hot, or interesting, talented, or hot bodied…and it’s not to say she doesn’t deserve to be here, it’s just a matter of preference…or hiring a thirsty, discount bargain basement immigrant model from a work program…to integrate her into society like they do at the pharmacy…

HERE SHE IS IN SOME BIKINI OUTTAKES CLICK HERE – I am too lazy to post them…because she’s not that good…

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2014

24

Apr

Nina Agdal’s Boring Bikini Campaign of the DAy

You want to know what fucking sucks?? Catalog pics of a bikini model in a bikini…not because I hate bikinis, or bikini models in bikinis, but because they are always fucking boring…because shit is for a catalog and not a bikini model fetish site…where there’s any concept of strategy in making shit interesting….

Whether it is retard head Nina Agdal, the hooker who broke down so many barriers like so many hookers before her, you know booking SI Swimsuit for free, without having an Athlete boyfriend…or any other of these bitches…shit is not inspiring and more just marketing for them to find rich husbands like so many hookers before her…

Boring.

What could they do to make it better? Maybe a little Pornstar Experience…that is hooker talk for ANAL!!

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2014

22

Apr

Nina Agdal Showing Some Back Muscles of the Day

Nina Agdal decided to show off her fitness…and no one really cared, except me, but not because I respect a girl who is paid to be fit, who has a toned body, because she’s paid to be fit, or because I love muscle mass on bitches, because a muscular back is really only something a dude who likes dudes would be very into…since it’s not really all that feminine…at least not in this pose…I like it because her back means I don’t look at her dumb hooker face, a face that looks like it belongs in a home for full-retards, the kind of retard in a helmet drooling on his retard self….a face I tolerate because but her body, especially from the front, looks like it belongs in the bikini campaigns she books…..

ALl this to say, Nina’s not all that hot, has a great body, and her back doesn’t turn me on, but if you have a back fetish, because you know that’s what you’d see fucking her from behind, if you weren’t lost her in asshole, it may be exciting to you…and that’s all I have to say about that, in fact, I’ve said too much…

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