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2014

17

Dec

Nina Agdal in Lingerie of the Day

I saw Nina Agdal in person…along with being a drunken rude person, she’s also monster sized, downs syndome headed, totally overrated….and must have pulled off a serious scam…by fucking the right people…or something….but then again, when in pictures half naked…for cheesy fucking Christmas shoots…for what I assume is a cheesy fucking underwear company….I mean if they were legit they’d probably use a real model, not a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model, since Sports Illustrated models…are lowest common denominator models…not that it matters..this is her job…and she’s good enough at it. because she’s half naked…

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2014

16

Dec

Nina Agdal for Photo Magazine of the Day

I saw Nina Agdal at a party about a week and a half ago…she was drunk, probably with her boyfriend, and most importantly, as retard looking in person as she is in pictures. I didn’t feel bad that I’ve spent the last 3 year of her existence, pointing to her forehead thinking – wtf kind of Downs Syndrome is this…not to mention, the rest of her is as big as her head…she’s a monster…making her this pile of drunken shit, that is fully and officially overrated…..and here she is for PHOTO magazine, sucking…because that’s obviously what she does, otherwise how else would she be here from Denmark…it just doesn’t make sense…

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2014

08

Dec

Nina Agdal is a Monster Doing a Photoshoot of the Day

I saw Nina Agdal at one of these Miami parties, she was probably a foot away from me, but figured I wouldn’t tell her who I was, because obviously she knows the site, it’s a big deal, and I target her as one of the overrated models I make fun of…

Turns out that I am right, because I am always right, and she is totally overrated, and making fun of her is totally justified, because her and her downs syndrome face…are also attached to a massive body, all big, awkward, not sexy at all, bitch faced twat, who thinks she’s a big fucking deal as she runs around drunk like some kind of a-lister…because her boyfriends are rich and I guess she’s living the celebrity life, which is better than being back in Denmark….where she belongs…right.

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2014

28

Nov

Nina Agdal and Other Danish Models Naked in 100 Great Danes of the Day

Photograpehr Bjarke Johansen captured a topless Nina Agdal in this feature called 100 Great Danes, which is far more interesting than the Great Danes you’d find in your local dog park, not because of her possible handicapped Downs Syndrome face, but because of her amazing as fuck body, unless of course you are more into Great Danes you find in the dog park, because they don’t say no to you, like every girl in your life, you dog fucking weirdo…

Other models, who are also Danish, and probably better models, include – Solveig Mork Hansen, Josephine Skriver, Mathilde Goehler & Frederikke Winther

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2014

12

Nov

Nina Agdal’s Modeling Lingerie of the Day

Nina Agdal is wearing lingerie for some catalog pics that are boring as fuck, but at least they photoshopped out her nipples, I mean we’d hate for a lingerie company to be inappropriate by showing off the true products they are selling, it’s like erase her nipples, even though the bra shows nipples, because this is America, we are Christian, our money talks about GOD we TRUST and GOD doesn’t like nipples, even though according the Christians, he fucking made them…

It’s all very fucking stupid, which is convenient – since Nina Agdal looks like she is half retard.

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2014

29

Oct

Nina Agdal is a Boring Bikini Model of the Day

Nina Agdal proves that if you have a face or head of someone with a mild retardation – you sure as hell better have an ass that makes her head obsolete – because you know with her facial structure – if she was 50 or 60 pounds heavier – she’d look more like an inbred on Honey Boo Boo’s show…shopping at walmart, than the body used by Walmart to sell fat size versions of what she’s wearing….not that this is a Walmart campaign, but I like to think Nina Agdal is a Walmart caliber model…but she’s still got a great ass – that still smells of Adam Levine…

That said, here are some boring bikini pics…

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2014

23

Oct

Nina Agdal is a Shark of the Day

#orcafashion love my new dress

A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on

Nina Agdal is ridiculous. I’ve always said she looks retarded, now her behavior may prove that theory, something many guys find cute or fun, or like she doesn’t take herself too seriously, and maybe that makes dudes think they can relate to her or take her out for a good time – as long as they are rich enough to pay her nightly rate…

But all I see is Adam Levine’s semen soaked sloppy seconds he didn’t want anything to do with – and that probably should have got pregnant when she had the chance – even though other billionaires will come along and love her – as retards are notoriously really fucking horny and masturbate everywhere they go…I know because I know dudes who work at retard homes and fuck all day everyday – and never get caught because retards have trouble formulating sentences…and he’s not dumb enough to cum in them and get them pregnant…

On that happy note – here’s Nina being retarded.

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2014

21

Oct

Nina Agdal’s Half Court Basketball Shorts of the Day

Half court #nbd #enthusiastic ????????

A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on

Nina Agdal has posted this video – or at least a similar one already. I guess she’s digging into her archive of self shot nonsense to keep her social media updated – the pressures of modern fucking life…and I just want to say that I encourage this behavior from her because she’s not showing off her big, wonky waterhead – as she’s got a bit of a Downs Syndrome vibe…and she’s not really focusing on her “I’m tall as fuck that’s why I am a model, and before being a model, I was a basketball player, since any excuse to get out of communism was a good one”…but she doesn’t have to worry about that anymore, she’s got the stamp of approval that will ensure a rich husband, just not Adam Levine, who has tainted her vagina, but who went for the Victoria’s Secret model instead…I guess he knows handing out green cards to these immigrants is valuable and he’s gotta choose the best he can…who cares…apparently I do..because I just spent 1 minute of my life writing this drivel…

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2014

16

Oct

Nina Agdal’s at Some of Event Looking Hot of the Day

I like to laugh at Nina Agdal’s funny face, I call her handicapped or DOWNS SYNDROMEY but the reality is that she’s got a great body…and a great body is all that matters fatty.

No one cares about your personality, or your talents, even when they your blow job aptitude is off the charts…people care about how good you look naked face or no face…I mean even a burn victim with a body has a better chance than someone with a shitty body…except that you can’t really touch burn victims..

Either way, I been told she’s essentially an escort – who gets paid by rich people to hang, like every other model, because that’s actually the definition of modelling and a clause in a lot of their contracts, so the High Profile dudes can write off their sugar daddying and the agencies get their take and no one is the wiser…and that just makes her hotter, and should make you want to make more money.

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