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2014

18

Apr

Nina Agdal in her Bra Test Shoot of the Day

Nina Agdal posted this test shoot of her weirdo face on instagram…that creeps me out, unless I stare directly at her tits, because her face freaks me out…it’s like she’s putting me to the test here…with something so good next to something so bad…in a virtual game you lose when you look up…

But maybe I’m being dramatic, and maybe she’s not so bad, it’s just knowing that Adam Levine has fucked her, makes her and any sex appeal she might have once had, pretty much dead to me….even if every once in a while I like downs syndrome bitches…I’d rather turn elsewhere for that fix…I get like that knowing who’s cum in a bitch….

Here’s what could be her ass playing basketball cuz she’s tall as fuck

TO SEE HER AT SOME EVENT IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE

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2014

14

Apr

Nina Agdal Behind the Scenes Pics of the Day

Nina Agdal is in some behind the scenes for some photoshoot that I didn’t bother researching because I research is for nerdy weirdos and I don’t really care for Nina Agdal, not even when she gets nude pics of her from dudes she fucked in Miami posted to the internet, because people fuck, and this model, despite being a big name, doesn’t make much money, is no different than most hookers out there, and really may even still hook to live the lavish life while trying to recruit gay celebrity husbands like Adam Levine, who she turned out to be not good enough for, which is pretty bad, considering he’s the worst, so bad that I can’t even look at her objectively, all I see is maroon….and it’s the fucking worst.

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2014

06

Apr

Nina Agdal Nude of the Day

Nina Agdal is hardly nude for a model hooker who gets nude for money cuz it is her job, but is a story, because it’s a cellphone pic is making me work on a Sunday….Better than the average church, but I prefer drinking on my Sundays to spending 2-5 minutes posting this.

Nina Agdal is a bikini model from “not america”. Her getting naked to get ahead is really not a new concept to her, she just normally does it for money and no cellphone pics capture the moment, because most models, at least when they are getting their start are hookers, who get flown to Dubai to get shit on by rich arabs…and the candy coated free modelling they do for Sports Illustrated is really just marketing for that part of job, the part of the job that actually pays.

Now I’m not sure Nina Agdal was ever a hooker who slept her way to anywhere, I know nothing about her, but I do know that to get selected amongst the locals in her home, probably involved a little extra push, seeing how so many girls want to get to her level of fame, and they’d do it for free…and they are hotter than her…

That’s not to say Denmark breeds model hookers, it’s to say all models are hookers….just ask Adam Levine and Leonardo who pass them around like they are…but unfortunately, don’t pass around pics of their “real work”….because seeing her fuck is better than seeing her text naked.

UPdate – apparently some dude she fucked in Miami During Ultra took this pic, and by dude in Miami she fucked, I mean she staged it.

TO SEE SOME BIKINI PICS OF HER CLICK HERE

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2014

26

Mar

Nina Agdal in OP Campaign of the Day

I don’t find Nina Agdal hot…I mean sure she’s got a good body, but so many girls have good bodies, it’s the fucking 2010s, girls take care of themselves, I see that shit on Instagram, they all want to be Nina Agdal level of celebrity, even if this OP campaign is really the only thing Nina Agdal’s got paid for in a while…you see everyone thinks these models make millions, but they don’t, because so many other girls want to be them, so for years and years they work for free or for very little until becoming a name, like Nina Agdal that people hire because she’s got a fan base like you…

Meaning…she probably makes 250k a year, which is good for someone to walk around in a bikini once or twice a month, but not good enough to make her not groupie for people like Adam Levine, the worst human ever, who she wasn’t even good enough for, making her real bottom of the barrel trash, but here she is in some behind the scenes bullshit..

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2014

25

Mar

Nina Agdal Nipples and Tit Grabbing her Tit in Editorialist Video of the DAy



On February 7…I posted a picture of Nina Agdal Grabbing her tit for a magazine called THE EDITORIALIST ..I probably wrote something very witty and amazing…that’s why I am internet famous and no one cares about me and you’re not…

You know about her disabled looking face that reminds me of a work program that Adam Levine took advantage of because it was disabled and couldn’t fend for itself…because otherwise we have to accept she fucked him by choice…meaning she’s into that kind of piece of shit…which may not be her immigrant fault…but she should know better…

Well, apparently there’s a video from the shoot with nipples and here it is…

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2014

12

Mar

Nina Agdal and Some Useless Instagram Model for OP of the Day

They cast Nina Agdal in some shitty, commercial, Walmart bikini brand campaign video, alongside a bunch of instagram models, because I guess they throw the budget at the babe Sports Illustrated lent them, and the midget instagram models with over 100k followers on instagram, do it for free…not to mention, they make the real model look like an actual model, you know like average girls who use fat chicks to make themselves hotter, and all of a sudden your shitty product line makes sense…because you’ll get some buzz….

I am not a core anything, I don’t care if something is authentic, nothing really is anymore, everything is mainstream shit, I just know OP is garbage, made in afghanistan, gives yeast infection shit, I used to know some girl who’s father ran it and even she wouldn’t be caught dead in the shit, it’s just designed for tweens with no style, and/or money, leveraging a surf brand-name from the 80s… But I will say…Nina Agdal looks alright in a bikini…

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2014

12

Mar

Nina Agdal for Some Bikini Company of the Day

Nina Agdal is in some bikini campaign, because that is what Nina Agdal does…and as far as I’m concerned it’s just another bitch in a bikini photoshoot that looks like every other bikini photoshoot, whether her body is rocking’ or not…

It’s just an era where hot body girls post bikini pics of themselves all fucking day on instagram, that girls like Nina Agdal become average and the pro shots of them because stagnant…like a swamp…that reminds me of her pussy…since Adam Levine has come in it…

I am probably one of the only dudes who is bored of girls in bikinis…what’s next for me…stay tuned…but I assume it involves asshole….

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2014

10

Mar

Irina Shayk and Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny of the DAy

Irina Shayk and Nina Agdal are bikini models who work for pretty much one company and that company is Sports Illustrated..and their affiliates…

As far as I’m concerned, these two girls are their trophies they imported from whatever third world and build into hot bodied bikini models we all want to fuck…because they are fit, have great asses, and most importantly aren’t obese like Kate Upton, who in the event you are wondering, is probably eating pancakes right now, because that’s all she fucking does…

That said…here is some boring catalog pics to remind us that if the right pussy is used, the boring catalog pics suddenly become less boring..no matter how much plastic surgery these girls have got…I’m into it.

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2014

04

Mar

Nina Agdal Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Outtakes of the Day

If you’re a big enough virgin loser fan boy who is all about Nina Agdal despite her downs syndrome kind of face…you’ll probably see nipple in these outtakes for Sports Illustrated that I call “second wind marketing”…hype died down, let’s try to get a few more magazine subscriptions sold…

I find these pics boring, which is almost insane to say, because she’s naked and pulling down her shorts like some kind of porn shoot, you know before the porn happens, but I guess I am just desensitized and find this bottom feeding garbage…

TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

I think her shoot would be more interesting if a snake at a crocodile on set…

All this to say…these outtakes have be retouced.

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2014

28

Feb

Nina Agdal for Cosmo April 2014 of the Day

Nina Agdal did Cosmo…and no one cared because she also did Sports Illustrated and no one cared…and in sports illustrated she was actually half naked and posing like some kind of slut…but it turns out after a few conversations I’ve had with people who don’t worry or think about these irrelevant people who don’t contribute anything to the world…is that there is hope…average people don’t even know Sports Illustrated happened, they don’t know who Nina Agdal is…and that for some reason makes me happy…unlike these clothed pics of her that just accentuate her water-head retard face…

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2014

27

Feb

Nina Agdal’s Carl’s Jr Commercial of the Day

I am not getting paid by Nina Agdal or by Carl’s Jr…so I have no idea why I am posting their commercial…a commercial that they produced for the sole purpose of paying TV and Youtube to play in front of videos…for everyone to be annoyed by but for everyone to accept as all part of the distribution of media because it is important that all these people make billions of dollars selling to companies who make billions of dollars…all by brain washing us with models who probably make 1000 dollars a day, and only work 10 days a month….

I mean seriously, I am posting a fucking commercial for free…that they have a multi million dollar budget to spend on…and I am acting like it is news…because there’s a fucking bikini model for Sports Illustrated in it…what the fuck.

I just bought into their scam…but in my defense, I am more into the burger in her panties that Adam Levine ruined…but that’s just because I like tainted meat, it’s always more affordable…and tasty…

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2014

07

Feb

Nina Agdal Grabs Her Tit for a Magazine of the Day

I make fun of Nina Agdal for looking like she’s retarded retarded…I’m talking downs syndrome in a home retarded…and part of a work program where she gets paid a discount rate…filling some sort of affirmative action that 10 percent of your workforce needs to be disabled…otherwise you’re not an ethical company……but when she’s grabbing at her tit like some little porn slut about to take two dicks…her retardation disappears…and my love for her…and want and need to care for her is all that matters…

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2014

29

Jan

Nina Agdal Killin’ it in Terry’s Studio of the Day

Nina Agdal’s pushing her brand as hard as she can because she knows that it’s her turn to cover SI Swimsuit, and this year she’s up against a lot of competition, because it’s the 50th anniversary, and they’ll probably do one big happy family photo of all the models from the past til now, pushing Nina to the back burner yet again…and even if they don’t do that, she’s up against a much hotter Irina Shayk and Emily Ratajkowski, as well as blue collar crowd Favorite Kate Upton….and the fact that I am talking about a cover of a magazine that doesn’t matter, like it does matter, makes me feel as vapid as these dumb model bitches, because in their world it’s all that fucking matters to them…when in reality they should just be rollin’ through Terry Richardson’s studio more regularly cuz this is the hottest off see this one…normally she looks semi-retarded…in a downs syndrome kind of way….

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2014

14

Jan

Nina Agdal Beach Bunny Bride of the Day

Sports Illustrated model Nina Agdal is modelling Sports Illustrated owned and affiliated Beach Bunny Wedding line….which is funny considering the real bride is going to be Behati Prinsloo over at Victoria’s Secret, because this Nina girl was dumped by Adam Levine to go off and marry the better one…but at least Nina can still wear bride themed bikinis…I hope she cried with every one she put on…

Here she is in her beer commercial…

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2014

07

Jan

Nina Agdal’s Cristal Beer Commercial of the Day

Nina Agdal was photoshopped to shit in both the promo pics and actual pics of this Cristal beer commercial she was cast to be a part of…because Nina Agdal is reaching…doing all she can because this year is probably the last chance she has to have a cover in Sports Illustrated which is all that matter to her, since Sports Illustrated owns her…unfortunately, Emily Ratajkowski is probably going to be the cover girl, back burner-ing Nina…but at least she’ll always have Cristal beer….

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