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2015

25

Jun

Nina Agdal in Some Bullshit Magazine of the Day

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I think Nina Agdal is garbage. I actually hate that I know who Nina Agdal is…I feel like she is so insignificant in the world of modeling and acting and celebrity…that there are countless hotter girls to post, but I’m too lazy to find them, and this shit just comes to my inbox….so I take what I can get, even bottom feeding garbage…that I guess is on some promotional campaign for herself because she realizes that at 30, she’s done very little and it’s time to figure it out so that she has a future more substantial than marrying some rich guy…but I doubt that she cares about a future more substantial than marrying a rich guy…she just knows she has to pretend she does to get the rich guy…you know the whole “I don’t care that he’s rich, I didn’t know he was rich when we met, he just happened to be rich and I’d date him if he was poor”…line these girls use…but don’t mean…because #hookers.

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2015

24

Jun

Nina Agdal’s Riding an Inflatable of the Day

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Nina Agdal is some drunk Florida based hooker, who pretends she’s a bikini model, but is more of a party girl who fucks with rich dudes…and apparently inflatables, in what some of you may really find hot, possibly because of her tight bikini body and retard face, because you know when you find a retard with a good body, the chances of fucking her are higher than a girl who doesn’t have downs…or maybe because you’re one of those weirdos who likes rubbing against that inflated plastic…shaped like an marine mammal.. so hot…except for the Nina Agdal retard head…ruining everything because she ruins everything…

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2015

16

Jun

Nina Agdal’s Ripped Pants of the Day

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Nina Agdal is some drunk Danish snobby bitch who thinks she’s a bigger deal than she is, all thanks to being in her prime, being on the blogs and Sports Illustrated, like that even matters anymore, it doesn’t…but she made the cut before it was too late, allowing her to position herself with the right rich people in Miami where she apparently lives….so that she’ll be taken care of, until getting pregnant, as all these low level models who don’t think they are low level do..

That said, she was working out, her pants split, which we can assume worked out nicely because she can both use it as a story….and because some rich guy will pay her 25,000 for the night for her to wear them as he fucks her ass.

I don’t find her hot, but who cares what I think….no one. The answer is no one. No one cares what I think.

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2015

12

Jun

I hate Nina Agdal of the Day

A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on

If this video doesn’t make you want to punch an overrated Sports Illustrated model who probably makes 10,000 dollars a year, but who acts like she’s a goddess, because assholes like you encourage her, right in her big, downs syndrome looking head….all because she produces shit like this:

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In a thong that showcases her great ass…which is about all she has..and I guess all she needs…then you and I can’t be friends…But I guess we can’t be friends for a variety of other reasons too..like you being an irritating loser, and me hating all people…and never leaving my house…

Here she is in a sports bra in NYC if this hasn’t been enough Nina Agdal for you…and it has…because she’s not this interesting..but she does have squirt on her shorts and I guess that counts for something..

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2015

11

May

Nina Agdal Picking Her Ass in a BIkini of the Day

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Nina Agdal is the worst…

I know I say that about a lot of people, but this one I am pretty confident about…

She’s got a good body, or had a good body, that now looks like a falling apart sloppy body….but just has nothing to offer, she’s not an aspiring actress like the other SI models, she’s just a drunk, sloppy, immigrant…who bangs rich dudes…on what one may call an expensive hooker program…because that’s what having sex with dudes for money…who are willing to pay the money…because they’ve seen you in magazines is called…

I’m just not into this….but you are…so TO SEE THRE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

04

May

Nina Agdal Does the Emily Ratajkowski of the DAy

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These girls are shameless. Any excuse to post a topless pic…in this case…it’s a vile skin disease that is disgusting…

They are trashy exhibitionists…no better than strippers or street prostitutes…but they are “Published” Models so their clients are richer and they attend more luxurious events than the gutter…but the dudes who deal with them are either little bitches who let them walk all over them…because they like having the low level celebrity attached to where they stick their dicks, it makes them feel important…or they just view them as the hookers they are….

Either way, they involve self produced topless pictures to generate some buzz, to draw some attention to themselves, and to get noticed…because it gets them work…

I am all for girls behaving like this. I mean I spend the better part of my 20s in strip clubs paying for head…I just liked the strippers who knew they were hookers…and hated the strippers who thought they were more than strippers…and I guess that’s the vibe I’m getting here with this retard with a great body…who was smart enough to crop out her body…it’s just that we get it..it’s too bad you don’t…but then again..you kinda do…producing pics like this…

These nobodies…thinking they are somebodies….realizing they are just tits is some philosophical shit…

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2015

01

May

The Uncensored Nina Agdal Nudes of the Day

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When I saw the censored Nina Agdal topless…I really didn’t care about seeing the uncensored pics of Nina Agdal…which could be because I don’t care about Nina Agdal and don’t find her interesting at all…she’s just a typical sugar baby who pretends she’s a model…getting drunk and doing the occasional swim campaign to stay relevant enough for the daddy’s to want her as arm candy…and I just don’t find her that hot or interesting…but I guess she’s got a great body and this post took my 13 seconds to write…so I’ll just post them here because why the fuck not…she want’s to be noticed….so notice her…for more than just her big retard head..

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2015

29

Apr

Nina Agdal Naked for Frederic Pinet of the Day

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I am not really a fan of any of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models…

I find them to be the lowest hanging fruit in the model world, even if the occasional one is amazing, like Irina Shayk who used it to get into the industry and/or to get a Visa into the country…to live out her dreams..of top tier sugar baby….

I think the Sports Illustrated audience is trashy..and that the standards of women have dropped because o fthat..and I think people like Nina Agdal, who have a great body in pictures, just have no business really being celebrated bikini models…

So it is nice to see her naked, even if censored, by FREDERIC PINET …for an art show of some sort…and you know the uncensored pics are out there and will happen…because she looks way better naked…than in a bikini…because naked allows me to ignore her possibly retard head…and focus on what matters…that vagina that got her in this industry to begin with…

Here are the pics..

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2015

21

Apr

Nina Agdal’s Ass for Instagram of the Day

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Nina Agdal has a bit of a retard look to her…because of her big Danish forehead…but unlike the retard you’d expect her to be..she’s not wearing a bike helmet or riding a retard trike because retards can’t handle two wheelers, but instead, she’s not wearing much at all…and posting it to her instagram for her pervert fans who only follow her because Sports Illustrated told them to…and because her ass is amazing…

I figure this is a sign of her career slowing down, a little “look at me, I’m still here”…just not for long before ending up with some rich dude, as these girls do…and while she prepares for the end…in her version of filling the basement up with supplies for the end of the world…but way nicer to look at…

Here she is for Macy’s…in one of her last campaigns…

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2015

02

Apr

Nina Agdal is a Monster in a Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal, who also fucked, but was dumped by Adam Levine, is a drunken monster of a woman who I’ve been told lives in Miami, because the beaches are nicer and more rich dudes funnel through looking for sugar babies who have been “published” models to fuck…

Now she’s doing a campaign for Beach Bunny, that I will assume is not paid, but rather a service tot he Sports Illustrated people who are the only people who give her any work, but who also give her a stamp of approval when it comes to being a sugar baby…

It is like how escorts become porn chicks, because porn chicks have more celebrity, allowing the escort to command bigger budgets…Basic business / marketing…

Well, catalog bikini pics suck…but they don’t suck my dick, but I bet Nina Agdal would if I offered the right day rate..

All this to say, whatever these are… are cheesy as fuck…and

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2015

25

Mar

Nina Agdal in Some Shitty Lingerie Pics of the Day

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There are two things that I don’t like in life….I mean sure there are probably a lot more..but I am pretty bad at focusing…so those two things I don’t like in life are catalog lingerie pics..and Nina Agdal, the florida based, large, bikini model, who really isn’t anything special in person…I’ve witnessed her, but who is drunk, sloppy with a shitty diva attitude…making her half retard looking head, less tolerable…even though I already found it not very tolerable when she first started getting work as a model…but maybe I am too picky and like my retard looking inbred looking women to be actual retards…drooling on themeselves and masturbting at the public pool after doing some work program with their institution they live at…and not celebrated models…

Call me crazy…here are the pics…bboring lingerie catalog pics…but still pics..

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2015

05

Feb

Nina Agdal Swimsuit Catalog Pics of the Day

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Nina Agdal is pretty old, played out, has a shitty attitude, probably doesn’t make very much money a year doing what she does, but has access to rich dudes who finance her, and most impportantly, a shitty fucking attitude….

So the good news is that she will be replaced. She and her retard looking wonky face don’t offer any real talent, sure she’s got a hot butt, so many girls have hot butts, who gives a fuck about this hot butt, when there are 1000s of other hot butts that are younger, fresher, have a better attitude and pretty much are perfect to replace her….

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2015

21

Jan

Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny of the Day

Nina Agdal is a monster…I’ve seen her in person, she had a shitty and annoying attitude which made her even uglier…she seemed drunk, maybe medicated, on some ego trip, because I guess like many gold digging Miami hookers before her, she got confused and felt her man’s money was hers…

I mean it is very possible that she’s cool, that I saw her on a bad day, that she’s down to earth, that she gets that this Sports Illustrated model thing isn’t really as lucrative as she expected, because they make her do free shit for all their advertisers as a tradeoff for the PR they give her…like this shit for Beach Bunny…

But I didn’t see it…I just saw some tall and freakish looking Danish weirdo with a retard forehead…in a bikini…so you don’t see all that sucks about her…even if the best thing that sucks on her….is her mouth…I mean how else would she be getting work.

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2015

15

Jan

Nina Agdal’s Panties on a Bike While Smoking of the Day

I’ve seen Nina Agdal in person.

She’s a bit of a monster. She’s also a drunken, probably drugged up wreck, who is rude, and who walks around Miami like she’s the most important thing in Miami, because compared to the other attention whores who live in Miami, she probably is, I mean she’s actually done Sports Illustrated swimsuit, while the other ones just do staged paparazzi…

That said, here she is riding her bike, exposing her panties as her dead vagina grinds up against the bike seat, in what would make you want to sniff the seat, especially in the hot Miami weather…all while smoking a cigarette…and to think I thought this girl had Downs Syndrome or some other disorder….while she’s actually so talented all proven by the multi-tasking…

Either way, not exciting, but it happened…I’d just expect more spread vagina out of this bottom feeder who is already starting to get old as fuck and who should really just secure that sugar daddy she’s probably already milking hard…right…

She’s the worst…


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2014

29

Dec

Nina Agdal is Garbage in Cosmo Mexico of the Day

I have been making fun of Nina Agdal since she hit the scene. I made fun of her Danish face that looks like it is semi retarded since day one. The only real redeeming thing about her was her ass and hot body, at least in pictures, and I just focused on this conflict that is her existence…

I mean the reality is she’s a Sports Illustrated model, which means she’s hardly an actual model ,but last month I saw her in person and she’s awful looking.

I’m talking drunk and haggard, with a shitty attitude, that deserves all the shit we have colelctively given her..she’s just this tall monster…all massive trying to draw attention to herself because she thinks she’s important…

And for that…I have vowed to hate on her every chance I get, like in these pics from Cosmo, that are hardly whorish enough for a girl we all know is a fucking whore…I mean how else would she be paying her rent….Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay.

We can assume she’s doing Mexico media in efforts to find a drug lord husband to finance her life….

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