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2015

31

Aug

Nina Agdal is Ok When She Crops Out Her Retard Forehead of the Day

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Note to Nina Agdal…

Always crop out that forehead…

You look less Downs Syndrome….and more a body I would want to jerk off to, justifying her career as a bikini model, that up until this point I just assumed was part of a work program that companies needed to hire because she’s affordable, as her agency is government subsidized…and their goal is to get the retards work…but today..I see that body.

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2015

12

Aug

Nina Agdal Polaroids of the Day

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Nina Agdal is such a cheesy bitch. Just look at the lame poses she’s making for the camera…

Like some kind of “model”….because she’s tall as fuck, broad as fuck, and has a rockin’ body, despite being BIG…and I’m not just talking about her forehead…

I know she aspires to get paid, or rich from this, whether from clients who want her to “model”…or by clients who want a girlfriend experience…and I guess this is the way to do it…but any girl who poses for a camera, even when getting paid, MUST be aware of how dumb, lame, useless they are…

I posted the video HERE

Here are the pics…I don’t know why I’m posting them…but I am…

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2015

07

Aug

Nina Agdal Lingerie Instagram Video of the Day

I like to shit on Nina Agdal…but I am not a Dubai rich person…so I can’t afford to actually do it, like they probably do it, only she’s smart enough to not publish those pics on her social media, she doesn’t need the world knowing her seedy “it makes me a million a year and that’s a lot of booze for my boozy immigrant ass”….strategies…

Cuz we know shes not making it with her modeling…but I guess I also know that this video of her, if you don’t look at her handicapped Danish head…is actually pretty hot…

I mean when you have a body like this, I don’t care how drunk, failed model turned hooker you are…not just because even successful models are hookers, but because her body is banging and that’s good enough for me…

To see Nina Agdal dumb Face Leave Gym CLICK HERE

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2015

05

Aug

Nina Agdal Tits of the Day

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I dislike Nina Agdal.

She just isn’t hot, but in her mind she thinks she’s a big deal, even though she barely makes money, unless you count the idiot rich guy who lacks social skills, that marries her ends up paying her in the divorce…because some rich guys are so caught up with work, not into really grasping what life is about, don’t care if a girl is a hooker, so long as they can show her off to their friends, in a “look at what I bought”…”she’s a model”….”she’s got lots of instagram followers, therefore she’s better than your sugarbaby you met at a club with an actual job”…

Useless, but she’s showing tits…and that counts for something, very little…but something…

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2015

24

Jul

The Hottest Nina Agdal Has Ever Looked of the Day

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I am pretty inconsistent in my opinion of people, because I don’t know these people, they aren’t my friends, or people I hang out with or even know anything about, it’s not like we go to the same high school, even though it seems that way because I post their nonsense all the time, when really at my core I don’t think any of them matter…whether it is a low level model like Nina Agdal, or a higher paid instagram model, or even Jennifer Lawrence after leaking her nude pics…it’s all just fucking bullshit…

I just make fun of how overrated they are, like this one, I call big and awkward drunk with a shitty face who looks inbred or downs syndrome, because maybe whatever country she was imported from by some rich guy who finances her life, is into fucking your relatives…

But today…she looks good….so I guess I’m seeing what that rich guy who imported her saw all those years ago before she became a Sports Illustrated model who doesn’t get paid to be in Sports Illustrated…none of them do…but who has managed to keep the train of rich dudes coming..in her, on her, but not enough to get her pregnant yet because she still wants to pretend she’s a model, you know maybe one day she’ll finally hit..

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2015

23

Jul

Nina Agdal Ass for Instagram of the Day

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I know I call Sports Illustrated models gold digging Sugar Babies, who just use Sports Illustrated as a vehicle to increase their social media following, and to in turn feel like they are established as models, and professionals at modeling, so that rich guys feel less like they are hiring hookers, even though modeling is just hooking…they feel like they are linking up with top tier, chosen by an agency, a casting director, and a photographer…before ending up on their yacht….

Because Sports Illustrated models are gold digging Sugar Babies….who use modeling to get boyfriends, it’s not like they are getting paid to be in the magazine, it’s just a stamp of approval…

So everything they do, is about self promoting, and about building out that brand to lure the richest guy, and in doing they they pull these silly stunts on instagram, showing off to get some buzz, because it works for one of them, and the other’s follow…

I miss when models were something unattainable and prestigious, bow they are just bottom feeding garbage…and not just because they look like they have Downs Syndrome, like Nina Agdal…but because of everything they do….

Not that I have any issue with a girl showing off her hot ass…I encourage this, she just needs to know she’s a hooker and I’m sure she does every time someone she fucks leaves behind 10k in cash…

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2015

14

Jul

Nina Agdal Modeling Beach Bunny Lingerie of the Day

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Beach Bunny must be owned by Sports Illustrated, because it is the only brand that gives the 5/10 in terms of hoteness Sports Illustrated models any fucking work, it’s like at some point in time they all run through this nonsense and they all look as best as they can, which in Nina’s case is okay, she’s got a good body, but she’s big and Danish, and her head is built like someone with a retardation or birth defect, which I guess doesn’t matter when she’s got a body like this…a long torso that seems to be getting longer and longer..the more her alcoholism and aging takes its toll on her…

She will end up with a very rich American husband, and this is basically her “back pages”…marketing tool, because I know she doesn’t make any real money…but why should she, she just stands around in a fucking bikini like a hooker…so treat her like one…

Here are the pics…

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2015

25

Jun

Nina Agdal in Some Bullshit Magazine of the Day

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I think Nina Agdal is garbage. I actually hate that I know who Nina Agdal is…I feel like she is so insignificant in the world of modeling and acting and celebrity…that there are countless hotter girls to post, but I’m too lazy to find them, and this shit just comes to my inbox….so I take what I can get, even bottom feeding garbage…that I guess is on some promotional campaign for herself because she realizes that at 30, she’s done very little and it’s time to figure it out so that she has a future more substantial than marrying some rich guy…but I doubt that she cares about a future more substantial than marrying a rich guy…she just knows she has to pretend she does to get the rich guy…you know the whole “I don’t care that he’s rich, I didn’t know he was rich when we met, he just happened to be rich and I’d date him if he was poor”…line these girls use…but don’t mean…because #hookers.

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2015

24

Jun

Nina Agdal’s Riding an Inflatable of the Day

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Nina Agdal is some drunk Florida based hooker, who pretends she’s a bikini model, but is more of a party girl who fucks with rich dudes…and apparently inflatables, in what some of you may really find hot, possibly because of her tight bikini body and retard face, because you know when you find a retard with a good body, the chances of fucking her are higher than a girl who doesn’t have downs…or maybe because you’re one of those weirdos who likes rubbing against that inflated plastic…shaped like an marine mammal.. so hot…except for the Nina Agdal retard head…ruining everything because she ruins everything…

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2015

16

Jun

Nina Agdal’s Ripped Pants of the Day

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Nina Agdal is some drunk Danish snobby bitch who thinks she’s a bigger deal than she is, all thanks to being in her prime, being on the blogs and Sports Illustrated, like that even matters anymore, it doesn’t…but she made the cut before it was too late, allowing her to position herself with the right rich people in Miami where she apparently lives….so that she’ll be taken care of, until getting pregnant, as all these low level models who don’t think they are low level do..

That said, she was working out, her pants split, which we can assume worked out nicely because she can both use it as a story….and because some rich guy will pay her 25,000 for the night for her to wear them as he fucks her ass.

I don’t find her hot, but who cares what I think….no one. The answer is no one. No one cares what I think.

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2015

12

Jun

I hate Nina Agdal of the Day

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If this video doesn’t make you want to punch an overrated Sports Illustrated model who probably makes 10,000 dollars a year, but who acts like she’s a goddess, because assholes like you encourage her, right in her big, downs syndrome looking head….all because she produces shit like this:

A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on

In a thong that showcases her great ass…which is about all she has..and I guess all she needs…then you and I can’t be friends…But I guess we can’t be friends for a variety of other reasons too..like you being an irritating loser, and me hating all people…and never leaving my house…

Here she is in a sports bra in NYC if this hasn’t been enough Nina Agdal for you…and it has…because she’s not this interesting..but she does have squirt on her shorts and I guess that counts for something..

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

11

May

Nina Agdal Picking Her Ass in a BIkini of the Day

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Nina Agdal is the worst…

I know I say that about a lot of people, but this one I am pretty confident about…

She’s got a good body, or had a good body, that now looks like a falling apart sloppy body….but just has nothing to offer, she’s not an aspiring actress like the other SI models, she’s just a drunk, sloppy, immigrant…who bangs rich dudes…on what one may call an expensive hooker program…because that’s what having sex with dudes for money…who are willing to pay the money…because they’ve seen you in magazines is called…

I’m just not into this….but you are…so TO SEE THRE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

04

May

Nina Agdal Does the Emily Ratajkowski of the DAy

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These girls are shameless. Any excuse to post a topless pic…in this case…it’s a vile skin disease that is disgusting…

They are trashy exhibitionists…no better than strippers or street prostitutes…but they are “Published” Models so their clients are richer and they attend more luxurious events than the gutter…but the dudes who deal with them are either little bitches who let them walk all over them…because they like having the low level celebrity attached to where they stick their dicks, it makes them feel important…or they just view them as the hookers they are….

Either way, they involve self produced topless pictures to generate some buzz, to draw some attention to themselves, and to get noticed…because it gets them work…

I am all for girls behaving like this. I mean I spend the better part of my 20s in strip clubs paying for head…I just liked the strippers who knew they were hookers…and hated the strippers who thought they were more than strippers…and I guess that’s the vibe I’m getting here with this retard with a great body…who was smart enough to crop out her body…it’s just that we get it..it’s too bad you don’t…but then again..you kinda do…producing pics like this…

These nobodies…thinking they are somebodies….realizing they are just tits is some philosophical shit…

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2015

01

May

The Uncensored Nina Agdal Nudes of the Day

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When I saw the censored Nina Agdal topless…I really didn’t care about seeing the uncensored pics of Nina Agdal…which could be because I don’t care about Nina Agdal and don’t find her interesting at all…she’s just a typical sugar baby who pretends she’s a model…getting drunk and doing the occasional swim campaign to stay relevant enough for the daddy’s to want her as arm candy…and I just don’t find her that hot or interesting…but I guess she’s got a great body and this post took my 13 seconds to write…so I’ll just post them here because why the fuck not…she want’s to be noticed….so notice her…for more than just her big retard head..

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2015

29

Apr

Nina Agdal Naked for Frederic Pinet of the Day

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I am not really a fan of any of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models…

I find them to be the lowest hanging fruit in the model world, even if the occasional one is amazing, like Irina Shayk who used it to get into the industry and/or to get a Visa into the country…to live out her dreams..of top tier sugar baby….

I think the Sports Illustrated audience is trashy..and that the standards of women have dropped because o fthat..and I think people like Nina Agdal, who have a great body in pictures, just have no business really being celebrated bikini models…

So it is nice to see her naked, even if censored, by FREDERIC PINET …for an art show of some sort…and you know the uncensored pics are out there and will happen…because she looks way better naked…than in a bikini…because naked allows me to ignore her possibly retard head…and focus on what matters…that vagina that got her in this industry to begin with…

Here are the pics..

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