I have said that Nina Agdal’s got a pretty retarded face since the dawn of her celebrity as a Sports Illustrated model….which is pretty much the only gig she had.

I was pretty confident that they hired her for woke reasons, even before woke was a thing. I think they called it work program, affirmative action, I mean I worked at a pharmacy that would hire retards to stock the shelves to keep them busy for 2 dollars an hour, which at the time appalled me….that’s SLAVE labor but it was encouraged…weird world.

As it turns out, the older she gets, the less DOWNSY she gets, maybe she had her hairline pulled down her head….or maybe when you have a hot body from fitness because you have nothing else to do and your sugar daddy’s rely on the full swimsuit model experience even in this woke time of fat chicks making it on the cover of what she surely considers her holy grail of magazines since it made her life..

So she’s done good in preserving the hot body which is really the important thing…for an aging girl because the face for all women doesn’t stand a change in preservation….but if you can keep your ass looking this good…we’re good.

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