I am not a Nina Agdal fan, which I am sure really hurts her feelings when she googles herself and this site doesn’t show up in the search results thanks BIG tech for the invisibility, which I actually prefer, especially with the woke army of freaks who if I was relevant, would EAT me up and spit me the fuck out, and I’ve had enough hate from psycho bitches due to this site over the years, this is my quieter time!

Anyway, the wallet fucking opportunist who uses her SI model career, even if it was 15-25 years ago, to get into the wallet of rich or relevant people, from rich Miami real estate tycoons she fucked off on with Leo DiCaprio for about a week when he used her as a beard, to the Christie Brinkley heir with his Hamptons houses and Caribbean retreats, which obviously wasn’t viral enough for her, knowing that at 30 something, she’s got a small window to count, so that pussy’s gone to VINE STAR / BILLIONAIRE / BOXER / Jake Paul, who I am sure is stoked to be fucking an expired sack of shit of a model, since she does fitness because she has to look as good as she can at her age, her future relies on it!

But the truth is, Jake Paul could be fucking any other hotter, younger, thirsty bitch, but Nina’s from a different generation of model pretending to be a self sufficient, rich, success story in their SUGAR BABYING, you know they only date rich guys cuz that’s the circle they run in, LOL LOL, not because they POSITION THEMSELVES in those circles as the HOT CHICK, you know to get knocked up and be set for life!

Either way, her tits look swole as she figures out how to produce content for the younger generation, to get a few more years of relevance out of her tits, since she’s been in a holding pattern thee last little while, now it’s time to bring it, before menopause brings it first!

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