The MILF brings the experience because she’s already brought sex to completion, meaning that she has been cummed in, she has suffered for 9 months with baby growing inside of her like some sort of alien 3D printer I don’t understand, only for the baby to be shat out of her cunt, which was much smaller than a baby before they went down this road, and whether it will ever go back to what it was, will things ever be the same again, we just don’t know, but then every waking hour is spent worrying about not accidentally killing you STD that’s growing into a human, and depending on how old the MILF is, there may be years of struggle, exhaustion, hard working mom shit under their shapewear to hide the stretch marks and GUNT panty belt!

I don’t know if being a MILF means she’s a better fuck, you know just because you go through the roller coaster, doesn’t mean much, since raising a kid has probably limited the amount of actual sex you’ve had because you’re too busy doing mom shit!

I do know that a woman who has had a kid is probably more interesting, more someone you’d want to respect, even though you met her 10 minutes ago and she’s sucking your dick in the backseat of your car, which is not the kind of MOM thing you’d expect, not even at the PTA meetings trying to get their kid preferential treatment, you know, anything for little Ricky!

I also know that the hot thing in the MILF is being too busy being a mom to annoy you, so every second weekend you get fucked aggressively due to the built up she’s let build up over the years, wanting to live her best porn life, since porn is the only thrill she gets when the kids are at school!

So MILFs, not all bad, upside to every ailment, and these are some milfs that seem to range in age from “too young to be a mom, to too old to be called a MILF, your kid is 40, we’re onto you freak!”, now sit on my face!

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