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Archive for the Milf Category

2024

16

Sep

MIlF Mondays of the Day

There seem to be two kinds of mothers.

The ones who just give the fuck up, usually hot chicks who are tired of all the hot chick attention so they throw in the towel after they birth, loving that they can eat anything they want….

And the ones who decide to get fake tits, hit the gym and become the hot mom at all the parties.

Lucky for us, the MILF concept is pretty engrained in our society, so it’s given these girls hope that they are still hot despite destroying their body to reproduce, which is arguably a gift from the lord, but a real demon on the body and sex appeal.

The MILF concept gives 35-60 year old women the chance to get naked on the internet and find their audience under the disclaimer that their mom pussy has been penetrated with the miracle of LIFE.

Now, we’ve got a world of self proclaimed MILFs or moms trying hard to be hot enough to be seen as MILFs, instead of wasting their time slaving away being mothers, because it’s way more fun to be jerked off to after being a mother, than actually being a mother..motherhood makes for an important break from the most important job they have, which is being fuckable…

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2024

29

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

The good thing about MILFS is the ILFS part, because it implies that you actually want to fuck them.

There was a time when being a MILF was a PULL instead of a PUSH, meaning the collective decided the hot mom at the high school was a MILF…

What’s happened, like in every aspect of sex content, is that the content creator has decided to label themselves, sometimes wrongfully, because they WANT to be in a category and figure no one will notice if they sneak in and claim that title…it’s the fake it til you make it…

So then MILF becomes a FUNCTION of the women thinking she’s a MILF rather than the PEOPLE thinking she’s a MILF…because the world is a COSPLAY STAGE that you’re the main character of or some shit…SLAY, YOU GOT THIS, GO GIRL….

But yes, the good thing about MILFS is that they are old, desperate, weathered and had sex til completion at least once, so they probably know a thing or two about being cummed inside, while knowing they have a lot of baggage to not ruin our lives with more baggage…

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2024

08

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

One could argue that motherhood is the primary purpose a woman exists, you know they have a uterus and a period to remind them of their primary purpose every single month, even if a collective have tried to say that their primary purpose isn’t to make babies, that’s just social conditioning by the man who wants the tax dollars, the misery and the destruction of the family unit…

So women should be out there doing their women’s work and women’s purpose of getting naked on the internet….only after they do their original purpose of breeding…because there’s still a market for the nude content even after all their other chores are done.

These are some moms you could argue have gone off course but I argue have taken the right course of action, even if getting naked on the internet is trashy and counterproductive to the whole raising of the child in a healthy environment…the world needs the nudes.

These women are moms and they are naked…they call themselves MILFs and I figure they’re MILF enough to celebrate.

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2024

17

Jun

Milf Monday of the Day

MILFS on the day after father’s day, what is this bullshit?

I mean I guess you need a girl you want to fuck to entrap you with children….unless you’re a clever one trying to breed her without her knowledge….but either way, she’s gotta be good enough for you to bust in, even if you’d bust in anything, even if it ended up haunting you for the rest of your life because it produced your child…making you question why you came in her that one night stand knowing how sad and lonely she was….

Some of those girls who make fathers stay hot after they make the fathers, so that’s why MILFS must be celebrated…because without them…it’d just be ugly moms out there and that’d be pretty fucking sad…for us and for HUMANITY on the whole…I SAID HOLE!

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2024

28

May

Milf Monday of the Day

I was talking to an old guy who said something like:

“there was a time when MILFs were an exciting concept, an old pussy that’s seen better days and that has been used to completion, offering you the full pussy experience without it being your seed sticking you with the bill for 18 years like some kind of human STD….the older and more experienced proven by the fact that she shat out a kid from that older pussy….but now that I am old, the MILFS are so much younger than me, that even the old MILFs with their geriatric waited too long IVF babies are so much younger than me, that it’d no longer MILF fetish because I am not on the wrong side of the MILF fetish…instead it’s cradle robbing the cradle rocker”…..

That old guy was me….

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2024

29

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

MILFS may not be the hottest bunch out there, you could see them as damaged goods, but when you’re as old as me they become youngins with youngins and I’m sure far more emotionally stable than women who don’t have children despite their body wanting them to have children thanks to being socially conditioned by society to neglect their natural instinct in exchange for some other fake as fuck shitty validation…

I’m not sure where moms who have kids and get naked on the internet fall in terms of mental health disorders, but if they are doing to keep the baby fed, or to keep dudes jerking off to them knowing they’ve literally been run through by a human, I figure it’s not so bad.

Plus, if they are moms, they know how to care for something and not kill it, which I’m sure can apply to erections….you know maternal instinct on that shit….

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2023

11

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

Mom, is that you?

What’s for dinner?

Did you finish the laundry?

Can you drive me to the mall?

Mom?

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2023

04

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

I never know what makes a milf, because there are levels to being a milf. Did some young guy tell these ladies “Ma’am you’re a MILF”…or did they decide to brand themselves as MILFs in some potentially over confident approach to posting nudes…and what made them decide they were MILFS, do they actually have kids or are they just old….not to mention if they do have kids, how many kids have ripped through their vagina, leaving remnants on the floor and battle wounds on their bodies and are the kids still kids or are they all grown up hence the venturing into the whole MILF-DOM of the internet….

You just never know, the only thing you can be certain of is that they are past their prime, damaged goods, used goods and putting in the work to compensate for that which I’ll support no matter how freakish pregnancy is and how irresponsible it is as a parent to be posting nudes on the internet because I like nudes.

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2023

27

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

Milfs are apparently sex objects too, since they have vaginas.

I am unfortunately at the age where MILFS are a lot younger than me, so much younger that it is almost perverted to think of them in sexual ways, and not even because they’ve had sex to completion and their cunts have ejected at least one baby….

That doesn’t mean that I think all MILFs are hot by default, it just makes me feel like I’m lying to you when I pretend to hate on their blown out mom pussies, or their 40 year old bodies….because I know as much as you know that I’d fuck anything that is not 100 and even if it was 100…I’d probably fuck that too.

So hate on MILFs, or fall in love with MILFs, it’s the holiday season, a time for moms and families to spend time together, or a time for perverts with nothing to fantasize about having families if life worked out better, and the key to that is THIS…

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2023

20

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

It’s 5 pm, shouldn’t these MILFs be making dinner or helping the kids with homework..maybe driving them to their sport practice, or their language lessons, or their tutoring, or whatever…..

Or is this just new generation parenting, put your shitty kid in front of the screen where he accesses porn and other mindless retard shit, while mom goes out there and produces her own porn for the benefit of the family as a whole, cuz her holes are ready to make the money needed to buy all the essentials she wants, like DESIGNER PURSES…

Pretty shameful, but in a world with no shame….MILFS…

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