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2023

25

Sep

Milf Monday of the Day

Here are some MILFS that have been indoctrinated into the world of pornography, because that’s what happens amongst the normies who aren’t trained to deal with pornography and who now feel as though they can achieve the same hype that pornographer garners, since porn chicks are typically nasty, so they can do better….

You see, in my time when doing porn wasn’t a win, it was a sad sad loss, most of the hot normal women of the world would look down on porn chicks for the whores that they are. Like I look down on people smoking crack in public, or cross dressers pulling their dicks out when crossing the street in public.

They were not the hot chicks of the world, they were what we’d jerk off to and imagine the hot chicks of the world doing…but women are competitive with other women and are sucked into the trap so they feel like they can do better than porn chicks, which for an old timer who comes from a different era of looking down on porn chicks, I fucking hope they can….

So instead of focusing on being moms, or being blown out and no longer hot because they chose a more meaningful path, they’re out her disappointing their kids, and anyone who respects the sanctitude of being a mom, caring for a life, but degrading themselves and cheapening themselves, but doing porn shit starring themselves…it’s sad….


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2023

18

Sep

Milf Monday of the Day

I read some bullshit article about some divorced woman who was such a good mother that she didn’t keep her family together, and now that she’s been influenced by the whole instagram and social media life of expired women who have had kids deciding to become the single whore they should have been, despite having kids, and not realizing the point of that movement is to be self involved idiots who don’t breed, only to be pointed and laughed at at the end of the road when they hit menopause and can’t have kids…in a “SUCKER” situation…

Sucker chose to suck strangers rather than breed….dumbos…

Anyway, the article was single mom who was bored with her married sex life got with a young dude with a MILF fetish….and it was a lot of fun for her at first…before realizing the young guy was a man child and his MILF fetish was to have a mom he could fuck, not that he was turned on by her being a mom, but rather being his mom…

So MILF fetishes are weird….and here are some MILFS for you weirdos..

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2023

11

Sep

Milf Monday of the Day

The benefit of dating single mothers is knowing that you can treat them like shit, since they weren’t even good enough for the man who got them pregnant and who they have a kid with. You’d think maybe knocking up a bitch, sometimes twice or three times, only to fuck off on her because she’s so fucking terrible that keeping your family in-tact is an after through…

I guess the other benefit is that they are unavailable, busy, bitter, angry enough to fuck you with resentment to prove they are still as desirable as the younger chick the husband left her for, where he has a new life and new kids that he’s not running from, because she’s not the table scraps you’ve collected.

Then there’s the whole ability to cook and clean, but in an era of lazy moms, I doubt they cook or clean, they just frozen food that shit, making a sick fat kid, but since it’s from a broken home and doesn’t stand a chance, who cares…

Here are some MILFS, not necessarily single moms, just women with kids who like posting nudes, which is better than any MILF you’re fucking in REAL LIFE….because INTERNET is not REAL life…

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2023

04

Sep

Milf Monday of the Day

Here are some self proclaimed MILFS because they believe in the power of suggestion, they’re like “I’m a MILF” to which the mindless male retard is like “Tits, let’s go”…because ultimately, we don’t fucking care if a bitch is actually determined to be a MILF by the board of directors who decide these things….if the mom herself is like “I’m hot enough to get jerked off to, therefore I am a MILF, cuz dudes are basic, simple and have no standards and the majority will agree with me”….I see the “NICE BOBS” commenters of instagram and the internet…LOTS OF LOSERS out there.

I am not hating on MILFS, I appreciate their busy schedules, their priorities, their ability to manage a house, but most importantly I enjoy judging them for being whores when they should put the whoredom to the side to focus on being MOMS…

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2023

28

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

MILFS aren’t necessarily what is for dinner, they are too busy feeding and bathing the kids before finding some time to get a fuck in, or to take some nudes when the kids finally go to sleep…

However MILFS are potentially who you ask “what is for dinner”, because their whole appeal is that they do mom shit and you never had a mom or had a mom who was too overbearing and the idea of dating a mom is hot to you, even if her kids aren’t your kids, and even if she’s not a very good mom because she moonlights as a whore when the kids are in bed….or worse, fucks guys like you for fun….

Here are some MILFS….not being very TRADITIONAL in an era of TRAD WIFE having a much needed and wonderful comeback….

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2023

14

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

You may be the kind of guy into MILFs because the only woman who ever loved you was your mother, but you may be the kind of guy into MILFs because your mom never loved you….amnd you still crave a mother….or someone who does mom type things you never had…

You may be the kind of guy who is into MILFs because they are moms and you’ll never get a girl pregnant since it requires fucking, not even the lesbians desperate for sperm to birth their lesbian babies don’t answer your craigslist ads..

You may be the kind of guy who loves MILFs because they are biological women who have been run through and have the proof, unless the kid is dead, in which case she’s a mom with bigger issues than you initially expected from the mom, who you already assumed she had issues because she wasn’t out being a mom, but rather a modern day mom doing sex work shit….

I am into moms for the pussy…

So here are some MILFs…

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2023

07

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

Since the whole purpose of being a woman is making babies…the whole MILF thing should be celebrated, but probably not when the MILF in question is being a whore, or getting naked for attention, or doing the other heathen things that women tend to do in this era of exhibitionism and perversion on the internet…

Sure, I like whores and exhibitionists, but figure that life should end when you have a kid, so that you should focus on that kid not growing up to be a retard in this world of retards, we need good kids to come through so that in 25 or 30 years we won’t be 90 year old victims to real fucking idiots….and when the mom is all self involved and feeling she deserves a life, or to be sexy, or to be jerked off to, or to fuck people who aren’t the kids dad, it’s just setting a bad presendence…

So when you fuck a mom, judge her for being a bad mom, because a good mom would be at home with the kids, because it wouldn’t be the “dad’s weekend”, the family would still be together…

When you jerk off to a mom, it’s a little less dramatic because mom’s have tits and pussy too and I guess can take nude selfies when they take their weekly mom bath, but it still seems like a sad thing for them to be doing instead of raising their kids properly…because sexual gratification is a little selfie…

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2023

31

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

Milfs aren’t so much what’s for dinner, but the fantasy is that they are a “what’s for dinner” because they do mom shit like make dinner.

I don’t know if the MILFS of this generation are as good in the kitchen, with their housewife, homemaker predisposition, which I always assumed was just engrained in a woman at birth, part of the survival of the species, but I figure that whole “be my mommy” for the mommy issue bros out there is probably the foundation of the MILF fetish, I guess along with pissing off the asshole at school while in high school by fucking his mom, or maybe you just realize that the torn birthing hole they call their vagina and the baby weight, along with the baggage of having a baby, since not everyone sees the perks in stepfathering, means you’ll have a better shot in landing the pussy cuz it hates itself for all the wrong reasons, since birthing a kid is likely the most interesting thing a woman can do…

Point of the story, MILFS!


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2023

24

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

Not all MILFs are mothers I would want to fuck, because some look like an overbred dog you get at the rescue saved from the puppy mill in need of a vaginal reconstruction, with all their poor dog nipples engorged from the abuse they’ve been put through….

It’s just a fact that some women who call themselves MILFS because they are Moms whorare willing to be fucked, or who want to be fucked, or who even get fucked by the chubby chasers with no standards on the dating apps, or the BULLs their CUCK husbands who don’t want to fuck them invite into the bedroom as some form of “maybe seeing her big big mom pussy railed by big cock will make me love her again”…..but they aren’t mother’s I’d like to fuck…..

You know gross, sloppy, haven’t lost the baby weight, are exhausted, are shit mothers, are just not very hot….but because they get naked on the internet and need an excuse for the way they look, they brand themselves MILFs, when there are actual hot mothers who try out there who are actual MILFs….so basically, MILFs are a sliding scale of porn category to moms who are worthy of a fuck and here’s a mix of them…

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2023

17

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

MILFs as a concept has been bastardized by the porn industry, and by self proclaimed MILFs alike, by assuming that just because an old bitch who looks like a mom or in some cases like a grandma, with a body that’s of a mom or in some cases a grandma, but if you’re lucky is still pretty fit falls into the MILF category….

What they neglect to realize is that MILF is actually a very PERSONAL thing, not a catch all category like ANAL, so it’d be better named as “Old Tired Bitch with Kids”….or “MOMS”….because the I is the PERSONALiZATION of the experience, meaning that some MILFs are worthy of a fuck, while others are just too MILF to stomach…

You see a MILF is the familiarity of LEFT OVERS, someone’s already got into this shit when it was fresh, but there’s still some left that tastes good enough to me, in some cases even better than when it was first pulled out of the oven because the flavors have settled…sometimes, leftovers are just rotten.

A MILF is like hiring an old timer ski instructor on your ski trip to show you the ropes, you feel that his experience outweighs his physical prowess, but sometimes that old fuck is demented….

On paper, a MILF is a no bullshit, down to fuck, ready to fuck, willing to workout because she feels like shit about her baby body, kind of legging wearing almost a babe in the grocery store….but then you realize that she’s only fucking you because there’s something wrong with her, and those leggings are actually compression leggings holding her all together.

I am not anti-the MILF, but the right kind of MILF is one still with husband, not a divorcee, raising her damn kids, while the other MILFs are just disappointments….even if they are occassionally hot…

So yeah, I have mixed emotions when it comes to MILFS and here are a bunch of self proclaimed MILFs…

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