It’s almost Mother’s Day, you know what that means…MILFS!

I was always a hater of the breeding women, I used to think they were damaged goods, the bottom of the barrel, someone else’s problem…but always a good time to fuck, since they were insecure, looking for a good time and not into bugging you down the line…plus you could last longer without the whole tight pussy thing….

I’ve matured as a person and realized that MILFS are better the Grannies…and the whole having a kid, responsibility, doing what nature intended, even if they are doing it badly based on the fact that they are out in a bar willing to fuck people like me….is far more interesting than the career oriented, stunted, no-kid bunch of cat owners and career women….even if they only had the kid to trap a guy, or due to one too many abortions…who cares, they still did it…

SO yeah, Mother’s Day is coming, find some single mothers to show your appreciation for, via cummin’ to them…..

Here are some self proclaimed MILFs…

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Monday’s are a solid day for that fresh start, for that rebirth, so why not look at some blown out ladies who have already given birth, because in order to re-birth, you need to alreay have birthed, right?

I guess you can also celebrate the whole NEW WEEK, NEW ME, but pretending to be the penis that these ladies decide to REVERSE BIRTH, which I guess would mean just entering their twats from the outside, not being thrown out of their twats from the inside.

It’s all so confusing, but you know, MILFs are people to, and just because they’ve gone ahead and had sex to completion, doesn’t mean our boners for them should be any less, even if they are a little more angry, in a “WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOURSELF WHILE YOU ARE TRYING TO GROW THE GLOBAL POPULATION LIKE SOME SORT OF CLIMATE CRIMINAL”….unless of course you like the whole trad-wife thing, which I do, but made better when they add a little modern to the trad-life, like getting nude or half nude for perverts like you to jerk off to them on the internet.

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Moms seem to have more fun. I was looking at amateur or self produced porn over the weekend, which I guess I do daily, because that’s basically what this shit is and I remain amazed at how many 30+ year old moms didn’t take “you’re expired” seriously, or that life ends with kids seriously, or the whole “you’re a mom now, be serious, stop acting wild” and turned their back on conventional mom-life, but instead fully dove into a live of porn…

I mean some of these moms are hardcore self produced pornographers, posting videos getting cuckold by young dudes or doing lesbian shit, all in a weekend’s work…..

Moms were not like that when I was a kid, they aren’t like that with me, but under the cloak of mom-dom, is fucking perverts trying to spice up their lives, addicted to the orgasm or being jerked off to, because being a mom just isn’t sex enough, so they have to take it upon themselves to say “who gives a fuck, I’m a mom anyway, I might as well just give’r on the internet”….

It’s a weird world out there and I’m glad to stare at the repercussions and bi-product of the world being so weird..

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Here are a bunch of random MILFs of various shapes, sizes, ages and level of “sex worker”….because “sex work is real work” if you’re a whore…and it’s the only work you really do.

Which reminds me of how insane it is that so many normies, moms who have normal jobs, college educated, bored in their suburban lives are being indoctrinated into the selling nude as a revenue stream that makes them feel validated.

Everyday, a new normie gets bitten by the “sell your nudes for a dopamine hit” bug….it’s a trendy thing to do, like taking up tennis in the 90s, or whatever the activity women did in the 90s that was normalized by their peers as a trendy thing to do….only it’s producing low level porn….

You know, I worked in porn in the 90s, not really as a talent because PENIS too SMALL even for SMALL penis fetish videos….,but in a warehouse at a porn company and girls wouldn’t talk to me when I told them what I did…..friends had to drop me when their wives found out what I did….and I just worked in a fucking warehouse…now those same women, all in their 50s are shoving tentacle shaped dildos in their assholes for strangers…

It’s a weird world and it only took 30 years to make this magic happen, just imagine where we will be in another 30 years.

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Mom is that you?

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When I think of MILFs I think of blown out mom pussy that’s basically given up on life, you know the old school mom who is out looking for dick because either her husband is a closeted gay that can’t come out in the suburban community, so she has a little freedom every few weekends, or she’s a divorcee who failed at marriage because she’s a flawed woman….

I never think of all the young hot moms who have the young hot mom bodies because they bounced back after deciding to be a mom because they were following the Kylie Jenner trend of having kids to help your influencer career, while following the creampie breeding fetish trend, especially if the dude they bred with are rich….

I prefer the desperate mom just dying to get fucked properly or like the porn she’s been watching everyday the last 15 years when the kids are at school and the husband is at work, all open minded and free spirited since having no shame after shitting themselves while giving birth….if only their younger self had the confidence…

I like to think of the mom who has responsibilities raising her kid, not the ZOOMER who hands the kid off to their mom while they go to Ibiza fort he summer…..the mom who cooks dinner and does homework…not because I’m into moms or have a mom fetish to feed my complicated relationship with my mom, but because they are busy, exhausted, have priorities which mean they leave me the fuck alone….

That’s the MILF you want, every second weekend and on Wednesdays for a few hours….to fuck, to play fake relationship, to see them later….even if their blown out vaginas don’t grip the cock and their stomach elasticity is no more and just dangles….you know she’ll never let you knock her up, she’s done that, been down that road…so it’s a tradeoff…

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I don’t really spend all that time trying to figure out the appeal of MILFs, I realize that having the tits and evidence of a biological vagina is typically enough for a dude to be drawn to a person…

Whether it’s the experience, having done Sex to completion, or the nurturing nature of a mom who actually has a kid, or the fact that they have busy schedules, husbands, more in protest things don’t matter….

Whether it is mommy issues, looking for the mom you never had or the mom you always wanted because your mom died or sucked…..or whether you’re just lonely and not in a position to be selective….it’s about the gash bro, no matter how scarred, or well travelled it may be….no matter the loose stomach skin battle wins or the amazing laundry skills…it’s about the gash man.

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I guess the appeal of MILFS is the same appeal of GILFS, you just expect them to be sweet, caring, loving, maternal, busy moms and grandmothers….

The kind of lady who makes you dinner, does your laundry and tells you how cute you are when pinching you cheeks….you know that sits down with you on a rainy day and pulls out an activity book, or puzzle or even a game….who drives you and your friends to the movies, or takes you to the arcade….

Not something that fucks….but as it turns out, they fuck, because they are humans and they are perverts….and that makes other perverts happy…”shouldn’t she be mom-ing, where are the kids at daycare or some shit? HOT”….

So whether you’d think their mom pussy was blown out, far too wide and gaping for your little dick to be hot or not…

They are sexual beings, who won’t like being moms be their identity, even if they probably should, since it’s the most important job in the world….you’ve fucked to completion, give it up…

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One man’s MILF is another man’s old, blown up, been there in her prime, she’s no longer in her prime, but maybe she’s learned how to suck dick a little better over the years of being a bored, depressed, married mom…..because sometimes married moms who hit rock bottom in their sex appeal, find porn, swinging, weird perversion that they’d never partake in when they were young and hot, because they were young and hot and eating ass wasn’t necessary.

I don’t really have a mom fetish, but I do find moms impressive, typically when they are being good moms, grooming their kids to be smart, interesting, talented, people of the future by putting them on pills, putting them in front of screens, feeding them shit foods, and making sure they don’t get exercise, while they fear all strangers…because they could be kidnappers….

But at least we’re in an era where the MOMs get naked for the perverts into MOMs because they couldn’t fuck their own, or because no moms will let them breed so it’s the closest they get to that experience….

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Milfs may be blown out, expired, used up, damaged, destroyed versions of actual women who haven’t decided to sacrifice their bodies to breed new life into the world….but at least you know they’ve had sex to completion and understand how important it is…rather than these other bitches on birth control pills growing cancers and not babies in their wombs…all tricking themselves into being pregnant so that they can fuck and cosplay or pretend they are fucking to completion with every random they let come in them…until eventually realizing when it’s too late that they are alone and that their one purpose in life that they are wired to do did not come happen for them, so they end up killing themselves.

Milfs are basically more impressive than non-milfs, even with all their battle wounds and lack of elasticity or OVER elasticity now that they’ve passed a baby through their cunts.

Breeding is fucking crazy……especially in an era where girl’s don’t even know how to make a microwave burrito!

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