Mom is that you?

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When I think of MILFs I think of blown out mom pussy that’s basically given up on life, you know the old school mom who is out looking for dick because either her husband is a closeted gay that can’t come out in the suburban community, so she has a little freedom every few weekends, or she’s a divorcee who failed at marriage because she’s a flawed woman….

I never think of all the young hot moms who have the young hot mom bodies because they bounced back after deciding to be a mom because they were following the Kylie Jenner trend of having kids to help your influencer career, while following the creampie breeding fetish trend, especially if the dude they bred with are rich….

I prefer the desperate mom just dying to get fucked properly or like the porn she’s been watching everyday the last 15 years when the kids are at school and the husband is at work, all open minded and free spirited since having no shame after shitting themselves while giving birth….if only their younger self had the confidence…

I like to think of the mom who has responsibilities raising her kid, not the ZOOMER who hands the kid off to their mom while they go to Ibiza fort he summer…..the mom who cooks dinner and does homework…not because I’m into moms or have a mom fetish to feed my complicated relationship with my mom, but because they are busy, exhausted, have priorities which mean they leave me the fuck alone….

That’s the MILF you want, every second weekend and on Wednesdays for a few hours….to fuck, to play fake relationship, to see them later….even if their blown out vaginas don’t grip the cock and their stomach elasticity is no more and just dangles….you know she’ll never let you knock her up, she’s done that, been down that road…so it’s a tradeoff…

Here are some self proclaimed MILFS…

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I don’t really spend all that time trying to figure out the appeal of MILFs, I realize that having the tits and evidence of a biological vagina is typically enough for a dude to be drawn to a person…

Whether it’s the experience, having done Sex to completion, or the nurturing nature of a mom who actually has a kid, or the fact that they have busy schedules, husbands, more in protest things don’t matter….

Whether it is mommy issues, looking for the mom you never had or the mom you always wanted because your mom died or sucked…..or whether you’re just lonely and not in a position to be selective….it’s about the gash bro, no matter how scarred, or well travelled it may be….no matter the loose stomach skin battle wins or the amazing laundry skills…it’s about the gash man.

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I guess the appeal of MILFS is the same appeal of GILFS, you just expect them to be sweet, caring, loving, maternal, busy moms and grandmothers….

The kind of lady who makes you dinner, does your laundry and tells you how cute you are when pinching you cheeks….you know that sits down with you on a rainy day and pulls out an activity book, or puzzle or even a game….who drives you and your friends to the movies, or takes you to the arcade….

Not something that fucks….but as it turns out, they fuck, because they are humans and they are perverts….and that makes other perverts happy…”shouldn’t she be mom-ing, where are the kids at daycare or some shit? HOT”….

So whether you’d think their mom pussy was blown out, far too wide and gaping for your little dick to be hot or not…

They are sexual beings, who won’t like being moms be their identity, even if they probably should, since it’s the most important job in the world….you’ve fucked to completion, give it up…

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One man’s MILF is another man’s old, blown up, been there in her prime, she’s no longer in her prime, but maybe she’s learned how to suck dick a little better over the years of being a bored, depressed, married mom…..because sometimes married moms who hit rock bottom in their sex appeal, find porn, swinging, weird perversion that they’d never partake in when they were young and hot, because they were young and hot and eating ass wasn’t necessary.

I don’t really have a mom fetish, but I do find moms impressive, typically when they are being good moms, grooming their kids to be smart, interesting, talented, people of the future by putting them on pills, putting them in front of screens, feeding them shit foods, and making sure they don’t get exercise, while they fear all strangers…because they could be kidnappers….

But at least we’re in an era where the MOMs get naked for the perverts into MOMs because they couldn’t fuck their own, or because no moms will let them breed so it’s the closest they get to that experience….

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Milfs may be blown out, expired, used up, damaged, destroyed versions of actual women who haven’t decided to sacrifice their bodies to breed new life into the world….but at least you know they’ve had sex to completion and understand how important it is…rather than these other bitches on birth control pills growing cancers and not babies in their wombs…all tricking themselves into being pregnant so that they can fuck and cosplay or pretend they are fucking to completion with every random they let come in them…until eventually realizing when it’s too late that they are alone and that their one purpose in life that they are wired to do did not come happen for them, so they end up killing themselves.

Milfs are basically more impressive than non-milfs, even with all their battle wounds and lack of elasticity or OVER elasticity now that they’ve passed a baby through their cunts.

Breeding is fucking crazy……especially in an era where girl’s don’t even know how to make a microwave burrito!

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I am a firm believer that mom’s are heroes and I’m not saying that because this is a post about a bunch of moms posting nudes to the internet and nudes to the internet is some sort of impressing feat to me….especially not after a kid, I mean it’s impressive they are confident enough to post a post baby body on the internet, but posting nudes on the internet’s not a big accomplishment even though we rely on that work.

I am saying it because they grew a fucking baby inside them and they probably kept said baby alive, by feeding and nurturing it and teaching it…or by putting it in front of the screen so MOMMY can produce her nudes for the weird men of the internet…which is actually the least impressive thing a mom could do.

To me it doesn’t scream “do anything to support my baby” like some strippers do when you get the lap dance from them knowing they rely on that money to feed the kid their deadbeat baby daddy doesn’t help support because he plays videogames hence why he dates strippers…..

I think it’s a hate the traditional mom life they chose and be jealous of the empty chicks with cats who get to play on hook-up apps, do sugar baby shit, go on paid trips, and run an onlyfans, all without a kid to hold them back….so dreamy….

But at the same time, why be uptight or judgemental about a woman, a mom, hustling nudes on the internet for good times, just fuckin’ strap in and go along with the good time ride, and hope their kids don’t become school shooters or some other shit when they realize their mom’s naked all over the internet….and they will.

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Nothing like some seasoned veterans who have had sex to completion at least once, which may or may not be a good thing, but it’s something, to fetishized and stare at in their nude content….

Maybe you’re into someone who has taken a load and turned it into a baby like some kind of freak wizard….

Maybe you like the FISH LIPS weathered and blown out and the MILKERS dried up after having been used the way they were born to be used.

Maybe you’re into someone who is able to keep a child alive, who understands responsibility and nurturing something that came out of her vagina, kinda like that time you kept your loads in a jar in hopes of carving them into something epic to sell on ebay.

Maybe you’re into the WHORE bug biting so hard that even moms get in on it, because why focus on raising your kids, when you can be publishing nudes online…

Whatever your reason for LIKING the MILFs, here are some MILFS that I wouldn’t necessarily LF, but that someone out there would so they still count.

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MOM – WHAT’S FOR DINNER

MOM – CAN I BORROW 100 DOLLARS FOR LUNCH

MOM – DID YOU DO MY LAUNDRY

MOM – CAN YOU HELP ME WITH MY HOMEWORK

MOM- CAN YOU TEACH ME IMPORTANT LIFE LESSONS AND SEND ME POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT IN MY LIFE DECISIONS.

MOM – WHY ARE YOU NAKED ON THE INTERNET?

MOM – DOES DAD KNOW?

MOM – DID DAD PUT YOU UP TO THIS?

MOM – IS DAD A CUCKOLD WHO MAKES YOU FUCK BIGGER DICKS THAN HIS TO STRETCH YOU OUT SO THAT YOUR COCK SHAMING FEELS MORE AUTHENTIC….

MOM – WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FUCKING PERVERT, TO THINK I WAS SCARED YOU’D FIND MY NUDIE MAGS, ONLY TO REALIZE YOU’RE DOING YOUR BEST RENDITION OF PRODUCING PORN…..

MOM – YOU REALIZE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PROGRAM THE VCR YET HERE YOU ARE UPLOADING YOUR SMUT FOR ALL MY FRIENDS TO JACK OFF TO

MOM – I CAN I BORROW 100 DOLLARS FOR HARD DRUGS TO USE AS THERAPY TO NUMB MYSELF FROM REALIZING MY MOM’S A FUCKING WHORE.

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I realize that dudes have a MILF fetish for a lot of reasons, from their being too busy being moms to be annoying, or their trained in being moms so they can care for you as the man child you are, but you know that at least one dude is out there targeting MILFS because they think that MILFS are used to baby dicks first hand, so they won’t judge your baby dick but instead treat it like it’s a big boy dick…

We’d have to run a survey, but they’ll just be reminded of how small your dick is, when realizing that their toddler’s more well endowed than you, plus with the whole having pushed a baby out of their twats, the goal would be to find a dick that touches the fucking edges….

Point of the story, here are some MILFS…who want to have some sex appeal, or who think they have sex appeal, because they’ve been told their vaginas aren’t closed for business just because of babies, age, or any of the things that would make a normal person think their vaginas should be closed for business….it’s a fetish.

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