MILFs are not necessarily the go-to pussy anyone goes to as a first option. They’re more the bench warmer pussy that no one wants, but the the team feels bad about not allowing on the team due to their retardation, where in their case, the retardation is surviving childbirth, which is arguably nature’s miracle, but miracles come with a fucking price that destroy the fucking bodies of the women who partake in that miracle, because miracles come with a fucking price.

MILFs are the self hating, insecure because they know they aren’t what they used to be, because their husbands cheat on them, or jerk off to younger hotter girls who don’t have kids yet…..making them realize how shit they’ve beome…

But MILFs are also too busy, too tired, too distracted to really drain on your soul or be needy….they know their place, they are just their to fuck and get off, and will put more effort than a hot chick who will just lay there knowing she’s doing you a favor.

So I don’t hate MILFs, if anything they are responsible, maternal, doing what they are supposed to do, fulfilling their UTERINE calling she was given at birth, to do what she’s supposed to do to better our species….and they get their fuck on

I am just surprised so many MILFs are comfortable with their bodies, or threw in their towel on shame, because they are MILFS and a group of doctors have seen them shit themselves while shitting out a baby, one of those humbling experiences….but I’ll still look at them….the aging process, now more than ever, is so weird…coupled with everyone being so fucking horny all the time….what a world.

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MILFs can be a wonderful drug for people who had shitty moms, or absentee moms, or dead moms and that always craved that maternal instinct, love seeing a mom with her child, because they never had it, and are able to fuck them into a dirty, degraded place, by turning that kid’s mom into a whore, all thanks to the power of internet indoctrinating all women, even moms, into being sluts…

“TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES AREN’T FULFILLING – I WANT TO CHASE MY EVERY IMPULSE AND CUM ALL DAY TO DEAL WITH THE EMPTINESS SOCIETY HAS MADE ME FEEL…..” kind of thing…

Or maybe, moms are people do, like being jerked off to like other people, maybe even feel good about themselves and can’t really get the attention they want at parent teacher nights…so they turn to the internet…I don’t know…

But in an era where all women post nudes, monetize nudes, even moms, we’re in a weird fucking timeline that’s fun to jerk off to, but if you think about it too much, is weird..

I mean, I go to grocery stores, it’s my only hobby especially in COVID era and I see these moms in action..SO MANY decent mom asses in leggings….which doesn’t really make sense to me…because I grew up in an era where moms were moms and the hot mom was the second wife there for the money and that only happened to the one rich kid in the school….not EVERY kid….

But here we are, a school full of fuckable moms, trying hard to stay fuckable knowing they have that baggage of kids to bring them down….

It could just be me getting older, so 30 year old moms are hot to me, or maybe 30 year old moms are hot…I am not self aware enough to do the fucking math on it, I just look at the tits and pussy that once shat out life….like a 3D printer…and pretend that they don’t have kids because I don’t have a MILF fetish, if anything I think society is doomed because mom’s are doing this, instead of teaching their kids to do better…I’m judgemental like that….and truly believe that FUN ends when you breed….THROW in that towel on fun…but these ladies are trying to throw my life philosophy on MILFS away…..JERKS.

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When I think of MILFs, I think of mid-40 year old sloppy piles of shit with too much mileage on their pussy that it fucking jingles when they walk like a wind chime at your grandma’s house….

The reality is that girls are such sluts these days, and they’ve grown up watching some MTV propaganda celebrating teens giving birth, that you could come across a hot bodied 25 year old with a 10 year old….

The MILF gap runs deep, not all moms are broken down, stretchmarked, piles of dog shit destoryed, exhausted and fat from childbirth….and not all MILFs are the best of the “discount baraain basement bin”…but it’s more fun to approach MILFs like they are damaged goods, you know to give you more confidence when you fuck them, in that even if they look good, let them know they’d look way better without the kids, remind them the kids are baggage and that you’re doing them a favor, lift yourself up when BRINGING them down…and they won’t even care, they’re too busy to get involved and only there for the fuck now that their husband doesn’t fuck them….

I do know that growing up, there were only 2-3 MILFs that I knew of, but I didn’t have a mom fetish, but even those with a mom fetish probably only had a handful of MILF options, but with the internet or pressure to be hot….there’s a lot of pussy that has shat out LIFE…that looks good enough to taste test….MAYBE you’ll be lucky and find some pieces of placenta left behind from a better time. I hear the stem cells are good for you.

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Funny enough, I watched the first 30 minutes or so of the Critic’s Choice awards and as it turns out Stifler’s mom won a Critic’s choice award thanks to WHITE LOTUS, where she plays the rich and crazy lady with the monster tits, because she was given a second chance at this acting thing and was able to be more than Stifler’s mom, but I will say her legacy as Stifler’s mom is an important one, at least to the 40+ year olds who watched American Pie as the revolutionary comedy it was at the time, because it brought the concept of MILF to full fucking light, no one was calling them MILFs before that movie….we called them YUMMY MUMMIES….since hot moms with kids existed forever…and it was always important to acknowledge they were moms as a buffer if they weren’t all that hot…you know “Hot for a mom”….but also as a way to say “Hot despite being a mom”….they are two different things and both come with better sex, because even the hot moms think their baggage is enough to make them less hot, and rarely is there a mom 100 percent confident in her pussy, sure a lot don’t care, but a lot also think “will I grip this micro dick hard enough after passing a child”….since they fuck micro dicks thanks to those feelings of carrying baggage around…

The point is…MILFS can be hot, but they can definitely be slutty…and here are some MILFS speaking to the mommy issues out there who are turned on by the fact that they are misbehaving despite having kids..”WHY YOU NAKED, DON’T YOU HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO, SOCCER PRACTICE TO DRIVE TO”….which I guess is a big part of the allure of the MILF….being bad when they should be good…I don’t fucking know….all vagina is worth fucking, even when it’s not!

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MILFs, it’s what’s for dinner. Isn’t that how the expression goes. What the fuck do I know, my life philosophy is to never know the status of the pussy I am looking at….meaning if it has KIDS or not doesn’t really affect me, so keep it to your damn self, not that any of the hookers I stick it to at a discount come with great conversation, it’s really more sadness and the blown out pussy may just be a biproduct of their job…you know wear and tear of the trade…and if they do have kids, their mom’s a whore and that’s never really what you want to think about when giving her money to buy it a chocolate bar after a long day of rub and tugs.

The POINT is, MILF or not, it’s still blown out pussy…and the whole nurturing, mom, family thing is a little more WHOLESOME than you’d want from your porn chick, which is probably why MILFs are still a popular trend…it’s like “YOU SHOULD BE DOING MOM SHIT”….”CRAFTS WITH THE KIDS, TEACHING THEM NOT TO LISTEN TO THEIR TEACHERS, MAKING THEM DINNER”…not taking nudes…

So in an era where everyone is naked, degenerate, disgusting, perverted…the MILF aspect makes it more wholesome…n theory….

Even if they are more experienced, have been cummed in to completion, and have children to compete for their attention from you….they also have baggage and a willingness to let you do what you want for fear of being alone…you know low impact sex partner….who is probably into high impact sex to deal with the numbness and sheer size of the vagina after pushing out some kids.

A slut is a slut is a slut is a slut….and that’s not always a bad thing…until it’s your mom and you find yourself accidentally jerking off to it…..

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Traditionally, MILFs kind of the table scraps you find the grocery store…or the bar on Ladies night, or L’Eighties night, when they girls who feel bad for their recently divorced or unhappily married friends convince her to go out to let her hair down, have a little fun, maybe you’ll meet someone to bang you out despite being a mom…you’ve all been there, some of you may have even become stepfather’s in the process, you know take what you can get, find a low self esteem, thinking she’s worthless, but luckily maternal and into making dinner and other MOM things…plus they have sex experience…the proof is at the DAYCARE while mommy’s making smut…..because a lady who already has kids will not bug you about having more kids, because you think kids suck….and don’t want no kids….and a lady with kids who thinks she has baggage can be easy….

But now MILFs are hot..because I’m old….so here they are….

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MILFs on a Monday…it’s the rebirth of the week, you can do anything you want to do, you can be anything you want to be, you just need to start on a MONDAY….to get there and we celebrate that hopeful bullshit, that corny bullshit by bringing you MILFs…

In part because they’ve irresponsibly brought life to a failed society thanks to social pressure, narcissism, an addiction. of being cummed inside, I mean they are wired to make babies….it’s actually unnatural to not want babies…so if anything MILFs are the real women out there….not those hot bodied non-breeders more interested in Career or themselves thanks to the SEX AND THE CITY brain washing that never goes into how miserable these women are after menopause, realizing they are all alone..

In part because after making babies, they need to reinvent themselves as sexual beings for everyone, since their husbands see them as the mom of their kids, not sex objects and they rely on strangers checking out their mom tits or mom pussy to feel like that sex object I guess they want to be…after throwing in the towel on being hot to have the kid in the first place.

The good news is that dudes will fuck anything, that some dudes crave moms because they didn’t have a mom of their own, or maybe they had an overbearing mom of their own and need that in their sex life, there’s a lot of weirdos out there…but kids or not, they still got a tits and a pussy and tits and a pussies are meant to be jacked off to even when you think they should be doing things like teaching their kids how to be better humans, so that they don’t fall into the indoctrination trap that they are surrounded by, because if you think this generation is bad, it’s only going to get worse…if moms are producing and selling nudes for their own egos, wallets and masturbation…..instead of making smart, critical thinking, good morals and values, leaders of tomorrow…because the two things…being a half naked babe on the internet…and being a good mom don’t overlap…or do they, who fucking cares…when fucking a mom, never bother with her parenting skills, we’re busy looking at their assholes..

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I always like to shit on MILFS because I think moms should be moms, the kids need their moms, and not sexual beings on the fucking internet posting nudes for money or attention…it’s like grow up woman, you have kids now, save the sex for once a month with your husband who you raise your kids with because that’s the Christian way….instead of looking like some stripper trying to pay the bills after not having enough money or the health to get an abortion…

Just because ladies have phones with cameras doesn’t mean they need to post their nudes online to try to monetize…save it for the dudes you sext, why mass market that shit….

Is it because they are aging and have a shorter window of opportunity, or more of a THROW in the towel on decency because they are sexual beings about to expire….I don’t know…

But the reality is, I should focus on what’s imporant, and that is that they’ve all been CREAMPIED..at least once…BAD LADIES!

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The word on the internet is that MILFs Matter…and I know what you’re thinking “NO THEY DON’T”….the whole idea of a MILF is only a positive experience when realizing that MILFs are easy because they view their kids like you view their kids….STDs that destroyed their cooter on the way out….and EASY is good…despite all those motivational speakers saying the easy road is NOT the best road, it’s the lazy road for the low ambition loser…which I guess MILF fuckers are…

Luckily, ladies my age are menopausal, so the whole MILF thing is a generation younger than me, so I can stare at these ladies for their bad decisions, not that having kids is really a bad decision, it’s sort of the way life is supposed to pan out, it’s kind of why we are all here….PROCREATION…the whole getting naked on the internet is probably the bad decision since it’s the internet and your nudity is a scared thing that shouldn’t be given out for free for some kind of cheap thrill when you feel that you can compete with gutter porn chicks out there…because they are gutter porn chicks and you can…

NOT THAT I WOULD EVER complain about nudity on the internet, it just amazes me that this is what so many middle aged moms do for fun..whether their mom pussies look like regular pussy or not….I guess the MILF tag makes the imperfections, the stretch marks, the sags justified so it’s easier to put it out there…even though them putting it out there is wild in the first place.

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MILFs were never a fetish of mine, but I knew a few kids with mommy issues who were taken care of by their moms well into their adult years, so that when they got into fucking or settling down with a bitch, their mommy issues made them compelled to find a mom as a lover, to continue that maternal mommy boy being taken care of…and it was always weird to me because of their old, leathery, nicotine and alcohol stench of desperation at a bar…I’d be like “if this bitch is a mom, why is she drunk and offering to suck my dick in the bathroom at this bar, shouldn’t she be doing mom shit”…..and when she’d be sucking on my dick in the bar bathroom I’d think to myself “she hired a baby sitter for this, how sad, irresponsible and disgusting”…..and if it got to pulling her tits out I’d think…”look how soft these ladies get as they rot”….maybe I’m a hater….an just don’t see the appeal because I wasn’t some young dude working at the yacht club, or the fancy restaurant, where HOT moms seduced me behind their husbands back…and I wasn’t a teen with friends with HOT moms I wanted to learn how to eat pussy on….the MILFS I knew, were sad, not hot….what you’d expect of a MILF…

Anyway, these are some self proclaimed MILFS being naughty, for the people into MOMS, I can’t guarantee they have kids, or if they are just mom age, but they are fun…and now that I am older, I am less of a MILF hater and more into looking at their self produced smut.

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