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2022

13

Jun

Milf Monday of the Day

MILFS are the aspirational creatures that give other moms hope that they’ll still be fuckable after they breed, destroy their body through childbirth, destroy souls from slaving away and all those sleepless nights, exhausting themselves by saying “it is all worth it, so rewarding”…..which they probably don’t actually believe, at least not until the kids are grown up and out of the house…..

MILFs are the reminder that starting that family may seem like a good idea when trying to be that normie suburban life, when you’re in that longterm relationship that barely has sex anymore, before realizing that fucking is the only release of joy you get as a bitch, so you best be as fuckable as possible, now that you’ve got this baggage that comes along with you, or that at least makes itself known upon close pussy inspection.

I’m not against moms, I used to be, but then I realized that the system wants us to be against moms, they want to destroy the family unit, so celebrating moms worthy of a fuck like they aren’t moms is important to help reassure them that being a mom is impressive and enough reason for us to look past the pussy hanging down to her knee, or that afterbirth still attached to her cervix ALL these years later….

We live in a matriarchy, mom’s are impressive 3D printers and after they’ve thrown int he towel and are willing to get naked like this, you know, they probably fuck with spirit and spirit, if you’ve learned anything from watching handicapped people in sport, goes a long way.

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2022

06

Jun

Milf Monday of the Day

Chewed up nipples vs chewed up pussy is the general debate one has when deciding on whether to fuck the mom that’s willing and available because she hates herself, or feels unsexy from having sacrificed her body to procreate….

Either you’re a grossed out by a mom, and must move along….

Maybe every time you eat one out, you taste screaming children mooching or robbing you of the attention you want for your needy self…

Maybe you’re all about it because you had a mom and she loved you the most, was the leader of the home, and the idea of linking up with someone who already got the kid thing out of their system, so you don’t have to fill that genetic need they may have….or you didn’t have a mom and always wanted one so the mom thing excites you on a deeper level…

Maybe you just take what you get and someone with heavy baggage like kids and baby daddies lower their expectations out of a dude, they are busy and just want their mom pussies filled by cock to have a taste of normalcy….

Maybe you don’t care what’s come out of the pussy, because you’re more into putting things in the pussy and moms have pussies ready to put things in….

Or maybe you have one of those infantilism fetishes where a mom is best suited cuz she knows how to change diapers and may not find it all that weird since she went through it with her kids, while dropping it on some 20 year old off tinder may get different feedback….

I don’t think any of it matters, so long as they’re getting naked on the internet for me to stare….I just wish there was some before and after pussy pics to see if the MOM pussy is a myth, or if the moms I’ve fucked have always had some gaping twats….

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2022

30

May

Milf Monday of the Day

MILFs are a celebration of women who were willing to sacrifice it all, assuming that “it all” is the tautness of their vaginas, but I guess the rest of their body too, since it hormonally changes them as they gain their 90 pounds from eating pizza for 9 months, thinking “eating for 2” is an excuse to eat everything you ever avoided eating because you didn’t want to gain 90s pounds….WHEN IN ROME…..then there’s the whole ruining their personal life, or ability to go out and bang out any night of the week, because you don’t have a life to care for, not that most people let that get in the way of their fun, but they probably should…

So MILFS are a celebration of all that, because MOM fetishes mean you think mom’s are hot, despite those sacrifices made to either reproduce for tradition, for perceived expectations, for money from the right cumshot, you know there’s different reasons for baby making, or bringing babies to fruition….in this shitty modern world that has basically destroyed the family structure….

And like all celebrations of women, by men, you can jerk off to it, I think that’s kinda the whole point of them taking pics like this….you know, mom shit like scrapbooking, but better, cuz nudity is involved.

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2022

23

May

Milf Monday of the Day

I was just wondering why most mom’s I am exposed to are old as shit, rotted out like an old log in the rain forest as shit, just sloppy as fuck, like they’ve thrown in the towel, because they haven’t given into the whole internet whore lifestyle, of dressing young, making your face young, looking as hot as possible for as long as possible…

So instead of nude model babes who happen to have kids tanning at the park, I’m stuck with old as shit moms who are out there just as half naked, but because they’ve given up and don’t care, and not because they want to be jacked off to.

Luckily, the moms of the internet over compensate for being moms, because they know it’s basically a body and pussy destroying thing that they need to fight off to survive….we just need more mom’s not willing to give up to keep the MILFs being authentically moms we want to fuck and not moms wee fuck because we’re horny and they’re available…there’s a difference.

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2022

16

May

Milf Monday of the Day

The lesson I learned when meeting a mom in a bar, not even a MILF, just a mom who you’d fuck because you were drunk enough, is that at least you know going into it, that they take loads inside them, but the risky part of that is whether they are only fucking you for the sperm, because they may be trying to do some single mom family planning and that’s how it’s done….WHO KNOWS…but regardless of how down they are for a good time, they always get offended when you ask to see a before baby pic of their cunt, especially during the fuck you know, to speed things along nicely.

I know what you’re thinking, that moms, or when a woman becomes a mom, ,her focus should not be on herself, it should be on her kid. The whole idea that moms masturbate or that they have dildos in their drawers when they are supposed to be moms and not some kind of harlot just blows my mind.

So every time I see a MILF post, I’m like….these moms still fuck, want to be jacked off to, probably have sex toys, maybe even play out the HOT WIFE fetish for their husband, while getting railed by young dudes with big cocks…..cuckold shit….

It confuses me…..

However, as an old fuck, where most moms producing smut are a solid 25 years younger than me, I realize, passing a baby through your cunt is hardly bad, it’s not like they don’t have practice of large objects through cunt building up to taking a load that sticks….most girls you know, mom or not, have been fisted at least once…others use the bigget fucking dildos around….

So, slutty moms, MILFS, if you will, aren’t some rarity anymore…it’s the internet era and some are actually hot and their pussies don’t even look like they’ve been destroyed…what a world…

Mom or not, whores are whores. Nothing’s gonna stop them….not even a placenta…fetus…or PTA meeting before soccer practice and there is something noble in that.


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2022

09

May

Milf Monday of the Day

I don’t know if MILF porn trends harder on the Mother’s Day weekend than other times of the year, you know so dudes can revisit their jerking off to mom fetishes after being reminded that they have one, because everyone around them is worshipping their mom in social media posts, totally neglecting that it’s basically mocking those who have lost their moms, with a “I have a mom and she’s awesome and you don’t”….but the social justice warriors and the woke haven’t decided that celebrating moms is wrong yet…

I mean sure they try to get them abortions before they become moms, they try to get them addicted to careers before realizing how fulfilled they are having a family, they try to raise the kids in the school by the state so that the purpose of a mom is obsolete….so I figure soon enough, Mother’s Day will be cancelled for not being inclusive or equitable…but I Don’t think MILF porn, or moms who want to be fucked or jerked off to will stop, because there are people really into that whole maternal thing acting lewd….instead of focusing on raising their kids so they don’t need to be sluts on the internet to feel validated…

I am all for looking at desperation…whether a kid’s been expelled from a pussy or not, I am all for not being so uptight and judgemental about bitches getting naked, because I love it, but I think it’s still fair to be judgemental since this is not normal mom behavior by my standards, but probably normal mom behavior by society’s standards…..

Either way, celebrate moms everyday by jerking off to them…..

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2022

02

May

Milf Monday of the Day

In this era, being a mom doesn’t make you bow down and step out of the whole getting naked on the internet, for some of these ladies, being a mom may be the reason they get naked on the internet. Maybe because of having been cummed in, you realize how easy it is to manipulate with your cunt.. Or maybe it’s a way to keep dudes jerking off to you despite being a mom, because that mom life is so exhausting and boring. Or maybe everyone’s a fucking middle of the road pervert and for every 5 voyeurs there’s 1 exhibitionist to keep the balance of humanity in check.

I just know these are self proclaimed moms, not doing homework with the kids, not cleaning the house, not doing a walmart run to get candy to shut the kids up….but rather taking some alone time….for you to jack off to them because moms, all maternal, like to provide for the people…or like being jerked off to when the rest of their days are zero sexy because they are drenched in their child’s feces and germs.

Motherhood, not the hottest, but hot enough.

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2022

25

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

MILFS, the nurturing, motherly, maternal, matriarchal, pussy you can literally lose yourself in because it’s had a watermeleon pass through it at least once, doing things that I personally find offensive from a motherly, child bearing, maternal, matriarchal pussy, because I am a firm believer life ends when you have a kid, no time to rock the pussy or cum your way through it, those days are done old timer, you chose a different path…maybe when the kids go off to college, or when they are off at summer camp, or with their dad for the weekend can you venture out for a 3 am fuck from a younger dude who’s in it for the lessons their wise, experienced pussies can bring….but even then, that behavior shouldn’t be documented, but rather more of a slip up or drunken mistake when things got out of hand and she forgot she was a mom for a minute….

But I guess this is a new era where mom slutty behavior is empowered and celebrated, not something shameful, naughty or disrespectful to the title of MOM..

I actually don’t care if babies are involved in the making of these nudes, just as long as the nudes happen, we’re good.

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2022

18

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

MILFS aren’t all blown out pussies with a lot of baggage and trauma from being left to fend for themselves when that American Dream of picket fence, family, suburbs, that was sold to them fell apart thanks to the husband downloading TINDER….for SEX…because she got old, fat, tired and annoying in part because she stopped fucking him with her old blown out pussy….

Some MILFS still have some pride, take care of themselves and look good doing it, but that’s all based on how rich the husband is normally…or what their jobs are…..because if they’re a working model they’ll look good as a Mom, if they work at Walmart cash, they probably won’t, unless they moonlight as strippers.

Point being, I don’t think MILFS are the same as they were when I knew MILFs, all desperate for attention while hating themselves and their bodies, because these MILFS seem to have embraced motherhood enough to try to make you cum, not that you cumming is a sign of embracing motherhood….but it’s definitely a sign of them not being disgusted by themselves, even if they should be…you know DOING MOM SHIT…not softcore PORN shit….

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2022

11

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

MILFs are the physical representation of what happens to a woman after she gives birth but still wants to be seen as a sex object, you know the slutty kind of cum receptacle, and not the cum receptacle that changes diapers, picks up kids from school, makes hamburger helper, or whatever it is that moms do.

MILFs are the “I’m still hot despite my age, weathered patina, blown out mom pussy”…who know that being moms is a liability, even if it’s the most important thing they’ve done, and actually pretty convenient to non committal dudes who they just want to use for sex and not bring home to the kids…

They used to come in insecure, unsure of themselves, knowing that people are scared of MILFs for the whole having kids things, but now they come in knowing that they know how to fuck so good they’ve done it to completion, plus a lot have been in longterm relationships so they’ve dabbled in some freakier shit they are willing to bust out on the first encounter, like eating ass.

The fact is, they are still chicks, younger than me, I’m grandpappi aged, so kids or not, if they pussy is still in the right place and the once milky, now dry tits are still hanging out, I figure fair game….especially when looking at their free internet nudes, far less involvement than actually trying to fuck em.

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