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2022

22

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

As an old fuck, the whole allure of MILFs is thrown out the fucking window…the MILF fetish is a young guys game, you know for the thrill of fucking an older more experienced mom, or fucking your bully’s mom, or fucking your best friend’s hot mom, just to annoy him with it for the rest of his life…….

When you’re older, fucking a MILF is really just like fucking anyone 20 years younger than you, only they’ve got more of a blown out pussy, in some cases more responsibility so that they can’t get clingy, but in my case they’ve typically given up on the whole mom thing for drugs, and CPS is doing the raising for them, but from a generic perspective, MILFs know how to fuck to completion and they are too tired to feel shame while licking your ass in the window they have available between mom shit..

In this era, it’s just interesting to see that non every woman subscribed to the Jennifer Anistion, Sex and the City, don’t breed, have a career feminism, or the whole abortions are awesome, why have kids when you can have them sucked out and make a porn fetish out of it…it’s as if some people still use babies to trap their man like the good old days.

Inspiring.

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2022

15

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

MILFS – because you already have empirical evidence that they don’t just fuck, but thy also creampie, coupled with knowing they are either exhausted, too busy for bullshit and definitely not willing to have you kid for you, hell, she may not even ask your name after she offers to fuck you in the bar bathroom on the one night she gets to go out in the year because as a mother she understands efficiency and time management.

I used to be grossed out by MILFs until realizing that they are in their 20s and 30s and not the old blown out pussies of the past.

I used to fear a mom pussy before realizing that fisting is a great alternative to sex when your penis doesn’t work.

I used to think that a mom would be too busy with her kids to have time to eat my ass, but the truth is you want her too busy with her kids so that when she makes time for you, she goes straight to eating ass, plus all those diaper changes makes her less scared of feces than her miserable, unhappy, single, dating app, equivalent.

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2022

08

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

I guess the benefit of MILFS is that they’ve already had their pussy’s blown the fuck out, so they won’t even notice when you stick your dick in them and that’s not even factoring how exhausted they are to the core from being a mother who has sold off her independence to a needy fucking parasite that is in the form of her child that you can assume she neglects or is raising badly by the simple fact that you met her at McDonalds after a night of drinking at 4 am where she begged you to fuck her like she was still young and free thanks to the mental break she’s having while the kids are with the grandparents…

That’s not to say that all moms are shit, that all moms put themselves first and resent their kids, or that all moms hate having kids. It’s usually the baby daddy that thye hate and are trying to spite when you have drunk sex with them but that they don’t notice you having drunk sex with because their mom pussies have that much GIVE to give.

It’s to say that moms can be hot and their emotional baggage, which may not be as hot, can be a great way to get YOU laid, which is key. If you’re lucky, you’ll get a MILF that may be more of a M.I.F.C.S.I.W or a “Mom I fuck cuz she is willing” not because she’s your top choice or because you have mommy issues and the maternal instinct of a mom comes through when she eats you ass…but yeah, the good MILFs are the ones who are into being moms, who have no time for bullshit, who want to fuck, get off and get the fuck out of there, instead of dragging you through the hell that is their life, so choose that MILF wisely…and here are some MILFS to remind you that breeding’s not all that bad, in some cases, it can be hot….especially when you’re let in and realize she’s got college aged daughters with big tits who wear bikinis……because the best thing about a MILF is her hot college aged daughter……if you didn’t raise them, it ain’t creepy to jerk off to them.

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2022

02

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

The best thing about MILFS is their lack of shame. I assume it has something to do with having had kids and losing part of their soul, while making them pretty comfortable with people seeing their cunts, since they basically shat themselves while shitting out kids for a room full of people…..

It probably has something to do with realizing that they just get uglier, so where you are NOW is as good as you get….coupled with being totally empty on the inside from miserable sex with a husband who doesn’t want to make a porn chick out of the mother of his kids, while she’s bored at home watching porn that makes her want to be a porn chick…..

Then there’s the whole exhaustion and thankless nature of being a mom, that keeps them too busy, too stretched, not enough bandwidth to be annoying, you know the story, you know MILFS….

But the point of the story is the MILFs willingness to get disgusting while chasing just an ounce of excitement, they’ve dealt with gross kids, they can handle gross, which brings me to my point….

The only girl who has ever let me use peanut butter as lube for anal has been a MILF, it was the only thing in the apartment at the time and I figured greasy enough, without realizing, that peanut butter when mixed with shit, all over your mattress for a month was on of those “why the fuck did I do that moment”…..but I bet if you were to follow my lead and I don’t suggest you do, a MILF will do it before a 20 year old fat chick who grew up on porn, well, maybe not a 20 year old who grew up on porn, they are dirty, but not dirty enough to fuck you but you get the point, which is MILFs are too far gone to NOT bring it and that rock bottom place is the best way to use peanut butter as lube.

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2022

25

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

MILFS, it’s what’s for dinner, no wait, that’s Beef, or is that just a Canadian Beef campaign from the 80s that I am remembering…..which makes me ask if the hormones in the meat are making people gay, then why are vegans such fags….or maybe the hormones are in the chicken and the dairy…..hence all the big titty girls that this generation gets to latch on and suckle…..so many big tits….and all it took was genetically modified foods that moms found too convenient to not feed the kids….in their protest of being a “Housewife” and “Homemaker” like your grandma may have been….all those skills of making their own food thrown out because you can get it in a box, leaving you a hell of a lot more time to take nudes for the internet since being jerked off to is your true passion.

I generally think of MILFs are bargain basement discount pussy you fuck when you don’t have time to commit to someone, or time to be clingy and annoying, knowing they are busy with their kids, plus they take loads and are smart enough to not let those loads stick again, since they’ve done the whole kid thing….so that you just are in the right place at the right time to be the thing that scratches their itch every second weekend and on Wednesdays, assuming they’re divorced and the dad is still in the picture, which is probably not the case.

MILFS can be hot, they are women, and there are hot versions of EVERY ailment, so here’s a round up of MILFs, to celebrate motherhood the wrong way, because I’d rather see a 1950s wife making her kids lunch, than a set of tits, but I’m traditional like that and find the slutification of everyone pretty disappointing….it takes the mystery out of wanting to see the vagina, when you can just google the bitch’s stage name and find the vagina in 80 different positions and angles, but complaining about self produced nudity…goes against my instinct of loving all nudes….so keep up the good work you disappointing moms out there more into getting off than parenting and who can blame them, kids are fucking annoying.

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2022

18

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

The nice thing about MILFs is that you know they fuck, based on how blown out their vaginas are from childbirth alone, the chances she’s a virgin who was artificially inseminated are SLIM to fucking none.

The other nice thing about MILFs is that they are seemingly too busy to really get overly involved in a dude, but then again, women are crazy and where there is a will there is a way, to forget that you’re a fucking mom because being a mom is boring, and instead get caught up in other shit like being a whore…

But the nice thing about MILFs being whores is you can always throw it in their face and make them feel like terrible moms, which can help cumming in them knowing they won’t actually keep it because having kids fucking sucks and they’ve been there, done that and will hav their TUBE TIES or plan B near by, unless they are psychos trying to rook you in, but I highly doubt you have that appeal….like are you good enough for any girl, even a 400 pound mom of two at the trailer park, to be like “I’m going to trap him with another kid”….not that a 400 pound mom of two would be considered a MILF to me, but if she’s fucking, she’s a MILF to someone…

HEre are some hot MILFS.

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2022

11

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

Whenever I walk by a MILF, or a pregnant chick, as I do all the time now, since apparently NOT ALL WOMEN abort their babies, I am sure a lot have realized keeping the kid, albeit responsibility can be lucrative if the sperm involved is rich, so why not rook a motherfucker with your cunt, by breeding with him whether he likes it or not…and it really doesn’t only apply to rich people…there are countless ladies out there trying to get knocked up to manipulate or hook in a motherfucker…even if he’s broke….LOVE…makes people do crazy things…

But yeah, whenever I walk by a mom or a soon to be mom, I say, usually under my breath “I know where you like to be cummed”….or “someone swallowed a load with her cunt”….you know things like that to remind me that not only has she had sex, but she’s been cummed in, and I always wonder if it was because she had a creampie fetish, as this generation does, you know with demands like “Cum in my fuck hole so I feel it dripping out of me all day”…..with a “give me a fucking baby you incel fuck”….you know looking for intimacy while not scared of AIDS, or is it an accident they kept..you know like all those RAPE abortions they talk about when defending abortions…..

The point is, these are self proclaimed MILFs, some could just be old bitches faking the whole being irresponsible get naked moms,, so they likely didn’t have the abortions, but most certainly were busted inside and are now showing off how that affects their overall ROTTING and to some people with mommy issues, it’s a fetish….

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2022

05

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

Mom’s have TITTIES TOO….

IF anything, their tits are more experienced and seasoned because they’ve actually been used as feeders for life, assuming these are true MILFs and not just faker old ladies pretending to be MILFs as a hook to make their nudes hotter because of their age…..

I never had a MILF fetish, I figure, I have enough trouble touching the walls of an average vagina, I don’t need one that has shat out a watermelon, plus the whole KID thing, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t fucked a mom, I am a stepfather, that kinda comes with the territory…..it just means I don’t like it….

I blame moms of my generation, when a MILF fetish would have been a MILF fetish, rather than fucking someone 10 years younger than me who has a kid fetish…..but yeah, the moms of my generation, were NEVER hot….they were all moms….maybe one or two kids in school had a sugar momma or an ex stripper mom who still brought it…but barely….

If I was 18 in this generation, I’d probably be trying to fuck all the moms, even working as a bag boy at the grocery store for the pussy man….

Here’s some MILF for Monday on Tuesday cuz I didn’t update the site yesterday thanks to HATING the internet.

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2022

27

Jun

Milf Monday of the Day

There is an attack on motherhood, whether it’s turning girls into vapid sex workers just trying to make enough money to be the consumers they want to be, or find the man with enough money to allow them to be the consumer they want to be, in which case they do the whole motherhood thing, but only as an extension or arm of their business….

The attack on motherhood comes from extreme narcissism while presenting the world as some horrible place that you can’t fully live in and appreciate because the future is bleak….so you don’t want to do that family shit, just casually fuck strangers from an emotionless app, to complete your empty existence.

Then there’s the whole abortion thing, where motherhood is ripped out of the womb because it is inconvenient, unaffordable or gets in the way of the sex work.

Or there’s the career, slave for a company for the non sex workers, which are few and far between these days…..but there are still career ladies who choose work over family, even though that goes against our code….but whatever….

Then there’s the whole men becoming women and replacing women….

All forgetting that the woman creates life in her womb because that’s how she is built which is fucking mental and amazing.

Not necessarily amazing enough for me to get hard to a mom body, but enough for me to celebrate moms as the heroes they actually are for creating life in their cunts….

As it turns out, some MOMs can still hang, or at least pretend to hang on the internet by producing nudes they are no longer insecure to post because they live with the regrets of not being sluttier when they were younger and at their hottest, or maybe the whole birthing process was hot to them, all those people staring at their cunts in the birthing room….so if not now, than when.

So sex work on the internet of posting nudes and random sex with strangers to feel like your life is exciting doesn’t need to get in the way of motherhood, even if it should, you can still sexualize yourself and people may find it hot knowing life crawled out of you, while others may think “throw in the towel old lady and be a mom”…both work, since we get to see them being racy as moms…

All this to say – I celebrate moms.

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2022

21

Jun

Milf Monday of the Day

In my mental breakdown that comes every father’s day, when I am reminded of being a second rate citizen for not breeding bitches the way we’re supposed to as real men, wanting to spread our seed, but instead feeling it is too much responsibility that will get in the way of our drinking, instead of just doing it irresponsibly and continuing the drinking, knowing that the shitty pyschopaths you end up creating will just be blamed on the mom anyway…..

It made posting the MILFS on a Monday far too painful, bringing up the whole fucking other people’s MILFs instead of my own…because sometimes you don’t like thinking about all the dick the whore you’re with has had, but when they have kids, that shit just gets paraded in your face like it is GAY PRIDE, usually in annoying ways, like by asking you to help with its homework, or to play catch with it, cuz the real dad was smart enough to fuck off….the way you should have had you not pulled out, or had you not had weak womanly sperm.

Yes, sperm can be womanly when it’s filled with estrogen.

All this to say, MILFS are a fetish to some young guys out there, and a sign of giving up to a bunch of old guys out there who statistically can’t find women without kids to fuck, because they aren’t rich enough.

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