The best thing about MILFS is their lack of shame. I assume it has something to do with having had kids and losing part of their soul, while making them pretty comfortable with people seeing their cunts, since they basically shat themselves while shitting out kids for a room full of people…..

It probably has something to do with realizing that they just get uglier, so where you are NOW is as good as you get….coupled with being totally empty on the inside from miserable sex with a husband who doesn’t want to make a porn chick out of the mother of his kids, while she’s bored at home watching porn that makes her want to be a porn chick…..

Then there’s the whole exhaustion and thankless nature of being a mom, that keeps them too busy, too stretched, not enough bandwidth to be annoying, you know the story, you know MILFS….

But the point of the story is the MILFs willingness to get disgusting while chasing just an ounce of excitement, they’ve dealt with gross kids, they can handle gross, which brings me to my point….

The only girl who has ever let me use peanut butter as lube for anal has been a MILF, it was the only thing in the apartment at the time and I figured greasy enough, without realizing, that peanut butter when mixed with shit, all over your mattress for a month was on of those “why the fuck did I do that moment”…..but I bet if you were to follow my lead and I don’t suggest you do, a MILF will do it before a 20 year old fat chick who grew up on porn, well, maybe not a 20 year old who grew up on porn, they are dirty, but not dirty enough to fuck you but you get the point, which is MILFs are too far gone to NOT bring it and that rock bottom place is the best way to use peanut butter as lube.

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