MILFS – because you already have empirical evidence that they don’t just fuck, but thy also creampie, coupled with knowing they are either exhausted, too busy for bullshit and definitely not willing to have you kid for you, hell, she may not even ask your name after she offers to fuck you in the bar bathroom on the one night she gets to go out in the year because as a mother she understands efficiency and time management.

I used to be grossed out by MILFs until realizing that they are in their 20s and 30s and not the old blown out pussies of the past.

I used to fear a mom pussy before realizing that fisting is a great alternative to sex when your penis doesn’t work.

I used to think that a mom would be too busy with her kids to have time to eat my ass, but the truth is you want her too busy with her kids so that when she makes time for you, she goes straight to eating ass, plus all those diaper changes makes her less scared of feces than her miserable, unhappy, single, dating app, equivalent.

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