MILFS, it’s what’s for dinner, no wait, that’s Beef, or is that just a Canadian Beef campaign from the 80s that I am remembering…..which makes me ask if the hormones in the meat are making people gay, then why are vegans such fags….or maybe the hormones are in the chicken and the dairy…..hence all the big titty girls that this generation gets to latch on and suckle…..so many big tits….and all it took was genetically modified foods that moms found too convenient to not feed the kids….in their protest of being a “Housewife” and “Homemaker” like your grandma may have been….all those skills of making their own food thrown out because you can get it in a box, leaving you a hell of a lot more time to take nudes for the internet since being jerked off to is your true passion.

I generally think of MILFs are bargain basement discount pussy you fuck when you don’t have time to commit to someone, or time to be clingy and annoying, knowing they are busy with their kids, plus they take loads and are smart enough to not let those loads stick again, since they’ve done the whole kid thing….so that you just are in the right place at the right time to be the thing that scratches their itch every second weekend and on Wednesdays, assuming they’re divorced and the dad is still in the picture, which is probably not the case.

MILFS can be hot, they are women, and there are hot versions of EVERY ailment, so here’s a round up of MILFs, to celebrate motherhood the wrong way, because I’d rather see a 1950s wife making her kids lunch, than a set of tits, but I’m traditional like that and find the slutification of everyone pretty disappointing….it takes the mystery out of wanting to see the vagina, when you can just google the bitch’s stage name and find the vagina in 80 different positions and angles, but complaining about self produced nudity…goes against my instinct of loving all nudes….so keep up the good work you disappointing moms out there more into getting off than parenting and who can blame them, kids are fucking annoying.

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