My friend STEPHAN sent me a MEME that I don’t have anymore, but it basically said something like MILFS talk a big game until you try to get them into positions their bodies can’t handle, because they are old as shit and their flexibility in the legs are gone are as blown out as the elasticity in the pussy from being a old as shit MILF, but the truth is, MILF having been through child birth, having something to prove, having egos or a want to be wanted after years of not being wanted because of puke up on their shirts, power the fuck through….MIND over matter and nothing their YOGA and PILATES can’t fix….especially since they are of the harder working generation of struggle to get where you need to go….and if being hot, fuckable while old and damaged is your goal, you do what you gotta do…

The youngere generation are the fat lazy ones, but girls do start breeding at 20 years old now, at least the modest Christian wives ready for that real fulfilling family values life, or the sugar baby who lands the right rich guy, so NOT all MILFS are old broken bitches…..NOT all babes are abortion activists getting pregnant just for the “BODY COUNT” of actual babies killed, while getting a BODY COUNT of cock they’ve had in em….so MILF is a catch all term, some old as shit, tired as shit, lazy as shit, others hot as shit, fit as shit, even when old as shit…and the whole thing can be magical depending on how insecure they are with their baggage, or how busy they are with their kids, giving you that 2 hour window every second window to BONE….

Here are some MILFS…

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I always focus on the college aged sluts that are at the clubs and parties for halloween, that you can see walking the streets at 3 am wasted on Halloween, tits and pussy everywhere, but the MILF demographic is also keep on the Holiday, as they are with any Holiday, and not because they are Satanic witches, but because it’s fun and the kids get all charged up for the free candy that keeps them wired in the basement until they die of diabetic shock, allowing the MILF to do what she prefers doing….whoring….

But yeah, the mom has to take the kids out for the candy, so with every knock at your door from kids looking for candy, be sure to scope out the MILF by their side who in this era could be pretty racy, now that racy is normalized…and here are some MILFs for you to get in the MILF mood, because it’s near 6 pm and the MILFs are on their way to the streets right about now…think of it as foreplay before seeing the younger hotter sluttier costumes later tonight…

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I am old as shit, so I’m probably into GILFs not MILFS since MILFS are typically mid-20s until mid 40s, and just this weekend, I caught myself watching a slutty grey haired old as shit granny in a pair of leggings pulled up her ass, her legs were skinny and her ass was fat and round, it was creepy, probably like seeing a Kardashian naked, but there I was trying to trying to figure out if her cameltoe was old, tired, calloused, granny pussy lip, or the way her piss filled diaper sagged with a legging pulled up into it, and I was willing to dive in there on some underwater explorer kicks to find out….

So these MILFS, or self proclaimed MILFS are young enough to be hot despite having had a child rip through their cunts, in a way that made them unable to walk for a few months, while calling it post partem depression, when it was really just sore cunt.

Here are those MILFS…

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We’re in a pretty slutty era for people of all ages, just everyone being hot and naked and perverted, so naturally the MOM being a MILF is far more popular than it was when I was a kid and moms had thrown in the towel on the whole sex appeal, sexuality or having sex….while here they are competing with their teen daughters for subscribers and it’s fucking wild….I mean so many hot mom/daughter duos, likely on OnlyFans selling pussy pics together, because it can save the fucking family, no need for a lottery win, just use mom/daughter pussy for the win and it may be creepy to some, but to me, a mom who thinks she is hot….

It is a bit of a downer because moms who were hot in the past were still moms who thought they had too much baggage to be hot. which meant they’d be willing to fuck low lives like you…it made getting your asshole licked by someone who would leave you alone for weeks at a time because they were busy being moms, not realizing their worth because too busy self hating and exhausted being moms….but not anymore, kids raise themselves while moms are out here thinking they are too hot for you…..what was the last available insecure pussy after fat chicks decided they were hot is no more…..fuck you internet for making hot moms realize their mom pussy is more than just fist worthy at 4 am…

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With all the abortion protests and the whole attack on women breeding or having traditional families, you’ve got a lot of women out there confused about what to do with their bodies or uteruses that they were gifted, but the laziness and self-involved nature of the species, thanks to social media has them choosing meaningless hook-up with randoms and working for the man, or selling nudes, instead of doing the traditional family thing, so the idea of MILFs, the ILFs being the key part, is actually a weird rebellion because they said “I’m going to breed”…. maybe it was to trap a man, to collect child allowances, or maybe they actually wanted a family, in an era that pushes people to not want that, which goes against how they are wired on an animalistic level, so the mom as a concept is pretty fascinating, the selfless, bearer of life, who kept their kid alive, despite how annoying or dark times got, and I have a respect for that that I never used to have, because everyone was a mother back in the day and a lot were shit moms, but in this era, you really have to WANT it to not abort it!

Anyway, I guess mom’s feel the need to be jerked off to, knowing their best days are behind them, with a nothing left to lose, so these are some self proclaimed MILFS, some are just moms to me but could be MILFs to you, and I figure if you’re a mom with kids at home, the last thing you should be doing is posting nudes or half nudes, but at the same time, the fact they are doing that kind of makes them hotter!

I don’t mom shame or slut shame or mom slut shame, I’m here to see the goods they all deliver because it’s free and easy!

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MILFS, it’s what’s for dinner, or what’s for dinner when you’re on a budget and can’t afford actual hot chicks, so you go for the old, tired, retired, expired, which isn’t always a fail, because some are experienced, trained, come from a marriage where they hated their husband and learned how to make him CUM super fast with their mouths, or are more open minded after years of neglect, exhaustion from raising kids, and perversion!

Not all MOMs are MILFS, the key to making them worthy of jerking off to is the ILFS part of MILFS, which means they are not all that bad, just not all that good, but the FUNNY thing about MILFS in this slut society, is that their blown out mom cunts are less blown out than their younger counterparts, since they haven’t fucked that much oveer the last 20 years of being MILFS!

I used to hate on the damaged bodies of MILFS, but now I’m like, who fucking cares, it’s pussy, even if it comes with baggage, since it all does!

Plus, if they are actual MILFS, they can nurture you when you’re sick, tend to your needs, mend your broken wings, be too busy to annoy you or to get caught up in bullshit, since they have that with their baby daddy, and make you dinner, desert and even clean you up after you shit yourself after drinking too much, since they know how to do all that thanks to being moms!

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I am still behind due to impending death from bioweapon attacks or whatever the fuck my pancreas decided hurt it, so I’m over here posting MILFS that were meant to go up on a Monday on a Wednesday, could you fucking imagine, what a concept!

I figure that since I am a slacker, degenerate, pervert who lacks ambition when it comes to all things, including getting off the couch, posting MILFs for a Monday on a Wednesday is pretty on time, but despite being a slacker, degenerate, pervert who lacks ambition, I’ve been pretty good at updating this dumb site Monday – Friday for almost two decades, even though it’s thankless, and probably works as a distraction that allows me to be a slacker, degenerate, pervert who lacks ambition. At least, I am impressed with myself. Thank God for WAYBACK MACHINE to forever keep track of my internet legacy, there’s no way they’d EVER try to shut that down in their MINISTRY of TRUTH, “WHERE DID WE GO WRONG THIS FIRST ATTEMPT AT TYRANNY, SHIT PEOPLE COULD GOOGLE AND SEE WE CHANGED THE DEFINITION OF VACCINE – DAMN”…..yes, I don’t forget or move on.

All this to say, the better late than never of this post also applies to the MILFs in the post because they probably shoulda been doing this pre-MILF, but are doing it as MILF, so better than nothing.

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The pros and cons of MILFS are always up for debate when you’re a take what you can get kind of pervert like me!

The MILF is traditionally no bullshit, a light weight drunk, usually bitter about her ex, so just a limited level of kindness will get you laid, they are on a tight schedule and only there to get laid, they may even cancel any date and tell you to meet at the hotel room they angrily book with their ex’s credit card, you know to deal with the hurt of being left for a younger, hotter girl, the hurt that has you in the right place to be used as a prop to get revenge, even though you are not her first option, if anything, the ex husband will be disgusted and validated in his decision to cheat on his family!

The MILF is also sexually experimental, she’s been watching porn in a boring marriage for a decade and has some things she wants to try or show you that she can do thanks to endless masturbation to find just an ounce of joy when the kids are at school

The MILF is tired, exhausted, burnt out, but used to abuse, neglect, being mooched off of by her kids, that you will just be a stunt cock on her journey, which is the best place to be, unless you’re a pussy, crying pussy juice tears, who just wants a mommy!

Either way, here are some MILFS and I realize I forgot the CONS, which include, old, damaged, baggage handling, blown out cunt, stretch marked gut, which we can all work around if we’re horny enough, and we are!

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MILFs, the pussy that has done what the pussy was meant to do, MAKE BABIES!

Despite what the media pushes on these young women out there, you know to live life like a gay man, because career, empty sex with random people, to scratch that itch and to not have a higher level meaningful experience, so that you can focus on making money, being a self absorbed narcissist, with no real purpose beyond consuming, so that one day, when you’re too old to reproduce because your vagina dries up and people target the younger hotter version of you, you can use that money to pay for medically assisted suicide to end it all, you meaningless, dehumanized cunt, but at least you have all those designer purses, or whatever the obsessive collectible is to replace family and kids!

The point is, these ladies did sex to completion, and are using nudes to either show that off, or try to compete with the indoctrinated girls who don’t have kids, via sex work, since it’s all about the money people, in this money based society!

In another life, I was not into MILFs, but now that the MILFs are about half my age, they can be hot, plus when you realize they’re trying to kill off women from breeding for climate change or whatever, getting them to give themselves hysterectomies to live out a life as a dude, the whole idea of a mom is almost hot, better when she’s spreading that mom pussy to remind you she is a sex object in hotter ways than seeing her being yelled at at at the grocery store by what you could argue is the worst reminder that she has sex – a shitty, loud, annoying, piece of shit kid, because society is fucked, we don’t stand a chance!

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The MILF brings the experience because she’s already brought sex to completion, meaning that she has been cummed in, she has suffered for 9 months with baby growing inside of her like some sort of alien 3D printer I don’t understand, only for the baby to be shat out of her cunt, which was much smaller than a baby before they went down this road, and whether it will ever go back to what it was, will things ever be the same again, we just don’t know, but then every waking hour is spent worrying about not accidentally killing you STD that’s growing into a human, and depending on how old the MILF is, there may be years of struggle, exhaustion, hard working mom shit under their shapewear to hide the stretch marks and GUNT panty belt!

I don’t know if being a MILF means she’s a better fuck, you know just because you go through the roller coaster, doesn’t mean much, since raising a kid has probably limited the amount of actual sex you’ve had because you’re too busy doing mom shit!

I do know that a woman who has had a kid is probably more interesting, more someone you’d want to respect, even though you met her 10 minutes ago and she’s sucking your dick in the backseat of your car, which is not the kind of MOM thing you’d expect, not even at the PTA meetings trying to get their kid preferential treatment, you know, anything for little Ricky!

I also know that the hot thing in the MILF is being too busy being a mom to annoy you, so every second weekend you get fucked aggressively due to the built up she’s let build up over the years, wanting to live her best porn life, since porn is the only thrill she gets when the kids are at school!

So MILFs, not all bad, upside to every ailment, and these are some milfs that seem to range in age from “too young to be a mom, to too old to be called a MILF, your kid is 40, we’re onto you freak!”, now sit on my face!

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