The pros and cons of MILFS are always up for debate when you’re a take what you can get kind of pervert like me!

The MILF is traditionally no bullshit, a light weight drunk, usually bitter about her ex, so just a limited level of kindness will get you laid, they are on a tight schedule and only there to get laid, they may even cancel any date and tell you to meet at the hotel room they angrily book with their ex’s credit card, you know to deal with the hurt of being left for a younger, hotter girl, the hurt that has you in the right place to be used as a prop to get revenge, even though you are not her first option, if anything, the ex husband will be disgusted and validated in his decision to cheat on his family!

The MILF is also sexually experimental, she’s been watching porn in a boring marriage for a decade and has some things she wants to try or show you that she can do thanks to endless masturbation to find just an ounce of joy when the kids are at school

The MILF is tired, exhausted, burnt out, but used to abuse, neglect, being mooched off of by her kids, that you will just be a stunt cock on her journey, which is the best place to be, unless you’re a pussy, crying pussy juice tears, who just wants a mommy!

Either way, here are some MILFS and I realize I forgot the CONS, which include, old, damaged, baggage handling, blown out cunt, stretch marked gut, which we can all work around if we’re horny enough, and we are!

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