MILFS, it’s what’s for dinner, or what’s for dinner when you’re on a budget and can’t afford actual hot chicks, so you go for the old, tired, retired, expired, which isn’t always a fail, because some are experienced, trained, come from a marriage where they hated their husband and learned how to make him CUM super fast with their mouths, or are more open minded after years of neglect, exhaustion from raising kids, and perversion!

Not all MOMs are MILFS, the key to making them worthy of jerking off to is the ILFS part of MILFS, which means they are not all that bad, just not all that good, but the FUNNY thing about MILFS in this slut society, is that their blown out mom cunts are less blown out than their younger counterparts, since they haven’t fucked that much oveer the last 20 years of being MILFS!

I used to hate on the damaged bodies of MILFS, but now I’m like, who fucking cares, it’s pussy, even if it comes with baggage, since it all does!

Plus, if they are actual MILFS, they can nurture you when you’re sick, tend to your needs, mend your broken wings, be too busy to annoy you or to get caught up in bullshit, since they have that with their baby daddy, and make you dinner, desert and even clean you up after you shit yourself after drinking too much, since they know how to do all that thanks to being moms!

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