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2022

21

Mar

Milf Monday of the Day

When I think of MILFs, I think of mid-40 year old sloppy piles of shit with too much mileage on their pussy that it fucking jingles when they walk like a wind chime at your grandma’s house….

The reality is that girls are such sluts these days, and they’ve grown up watching some MTV propaganda celebrating teens giving birth, that you could come across a hot bodied 25 year old with a 10 year old….

The MILF gap runs deep, not all moms are broken down, stretchmarked, piles of dog shit destoryed, exhausted and fat from childbirth….and not all MILFs are the best of the “discount baraain basement bin”…but it’s more fun to approach MILFs like they are damaged goods, you know to give you more confidence when you fuck them, in that even if they look good, let them know they’d look way better without the kids, remind them the kids are baggage and that you’re doing them a favor, lift yourself up when BRINGING them down…and they won’t even care, they’re too busy to get involved and only there for the fuck now that their husband doesn’t fuck them….

I do know that growing up, there were only 2-3 MILFs that I knew of, but I didn’t have a mom fetish, but even those with a mom fetish probably only had a handful of MILF options, but with the internet or pressure to be hot….there’s a lot of pussy that has shat out LIFE…that looks good enough to taste test….MAYBE you’ll be lucky and find some pieces of placenta left behind from a better time. I hear the stem cells are good for you.

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