Here some self proclaimed MILFS trying to have a good time, or at least get a little rush of excitement in their otherwise boring and routine lives, you know raising kids can be so boring, especially when you’re a self involved modern woman who finds the whole raising kids gets in the way of the whoring.

I guess it’s safe to say that it is summer vacation and that all you MILF fuckers out there, who aren’t the acting BULL in the relationship for the cuck husband to jerk off to, but rather the person picking up the table scraps the husband left in the divorce with your mouth and fingers, you’re probably about to get two weeks of free pussy, available to fuck daily, all energized with the kids with their dad, ready to fuck you in half with their near menopausal sex drive, only to remind you how much you prefer them every second weekend….

So here are some MILFS for you MILF fuckers about to go through it this month with the MILFs who have sent their kids to camp, or to dads, or anywhere that gives them the free time to be the annoying bitches you didn’t expect them to be when you first dove into the MILF fucking life…

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It’s the long weekend, which means all the MILFs are actually doing mom shit, unless they are recently divorced MILFs out there having a good time because they’ve dropped the kids off with their dad for the long weekend, so that mommy can go get her fuck on from the random men she meets on internet dating, or the man she cheated on the husband with that offered better opportunity for her, so she left her husband for him…

So yeah, either the hot moms are by the pool cutting up watermelon for her shitty dirty kids, or she’s just by the pool, a pussy full of future kids up inside her, cuz she’s the dirty kid for her new man now that she’s decided being a mom gets in the way of good old fashioned being a slut..

Here are some self proclaimed MILFs…

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I guess there’s a handful of bored moms out there who aren’t super stoked about being moms, it is not their identity, even though it probably should be, since it is seemingly the only thing that should matter to a woman, it’s kind of their whole point, but not in this world of sexual deviance and perversion, because in this world of sexual deviance and perversion, they need to pretend that they are still hot and still got it, like a bunch of single college aged girls at the club with two drinks in them, so naturally pulling their tits out and making out with each other for the dudes they plan to accuse of date raping them at a later date….

It’s the level of desperation that I guess should be appreciated, because at least they are trying and trying counts when it comes to self produced smut….

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MILFs on the day after father’s day to remind you that the MILF that you probably want to fuck while you’re cumming up inside her is one you’d want to fuck….as you’re making her a MOM….which in turn makes you a father…so that you can end up doing the whole father’s day celebrating like an accomplished human because you’ve done what you’re meant to do…spread your line, spread your genes through as many MILFS as you can….it’s really what the species needs, more of your broke an depressing ass…

Point of the story, MILFS….important creatures who aren’t as dead from a sex appeal standpoint just because their pussies have been put through it by bringing life in the world….plus most doctors get paid more to do C-Sections, so the body may be wrecked by the pussy intact.

Here are some MILFS because dudes need them…

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MILF by definition are moms that I’d like to fuck, when really I don’t really care to fuck moms, I’d rather they spend their time focused on being moms in efforts to bring up a future of generation that civilization can be proud of…unlike the weird trans children I see with their clearly abusive parents on a daily basis, I’m not talking about Megan Fox specifically, but I did see that story and realize that so many other parents are turning 7 year old boys into girls for their own sick needs and wants and not for the benefit of the child….or there are parents raising their kids on screen, not bothering to have any human time with them who are also shit….so stop producing porn, stop fucking fat impotent dudes from the internet and GET mom-ing.

This MILF post is moms who identify as MILFs, because some self proclaimed MILF and I’ll admit, there are hot slutty moms out there in the world, I’ve seen at least 4 today, whether in leggings with their mom pussy lips basically hanging out, or in summer dresses you know they don’t have panties on underneath, just airing that mom pussy out…and it almost makes me want to shit my pants, ask them to change me and hope for a breast feed when I’m all cleaned up…..something I’m sure they would frown upon since MILFs actually respond to MONEY and NICE things and not grown men acting like babies, but you know, when you don’t have money, you gotta get creative in your mind fuck to get fucked…tap into their MOM instinct and maybe you’ll get to cum.

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Hey MILFS what’s for dinner? Where’s my laundry? I WANT LUNCHABLES…..

MOOOOOMMM WHERE ARE MY LUNCHABLES……oh that mystery meat between your legs is a good stand in for those LUNCHABLES…

Do you have before and after birthing pics of your mom pussy, I want to put that urban myth to rest?

Point of the story, there are aspects to moms that are great, from being comfortable showing rooms full of people their gaping gunts being shredded open for life, to being comfortable with so many vile bodily fluids, to an ability to keep a human alive, fed and a home clean enough that Child Services don’t take the kids, while being too exhausted to be annoying about bullshit, to being too down on themselves to think they are hot, due to that exhaustion, to likely being married to another man and not wanting to let you in to protect the kid, to having a limited schedule that must be optimized for the fuck….

Not all things MILF are bad and some of them don’t even have bodies that are that bad…so here they are:

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MILFs, it’s what’s for dinner….or more like “what’s for dinner” since the perk of the whole wanting to fuck moms goes beyond their once milk filled tits another life latched on for survival. It’s more than her C-section scar, since doctors do more C-Sections than natural births because they get paid more for them, it’s more than just the blown out mom pussy recovering from passing a child like a farm animal would, it’s more than just the whole married to another man, so she’s another man’s problem so that you can focus on the good times with her for limited time since she’s busy, it’s more than their self-hatred or feelings of being damaged goods, allowing mooches like me to move in and take on the stepfather role because it means free rent and MOST IMPORTANTLY….dinner on the fucking table….so it’s not MILFS, it’s what’s for dinner…it’s MILFS…WHAT IS FOR DINNER….oh and where’s my laundry, why isn’t my soiled t-shirt ironed, you call yourself a MOTHER, am calling CHILD SERVICES on you…

Do that mom shit and direct it our way, before doing that shit that made you a mom and directing it our way…..before it’s too late because some would argue, myself included, its’ already too late….BEEN RUN THROUGH…

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The Denise Richards humiliation ritual continues….and she must be leveling up in the world of the elites where the rulers make their whores do shameful things as punishment or to prove their loyalty….and she’s clearly loving it because she’s bringing the smales, the happiness, the laughs and the good times, because I guess when you have no choice, you gotta make the best of it, so while the rest of us feel her cringe, her shame the weirdness….she just powers through….

It’s all pretty sad, but is it just a sad state of affairs for Denise, or is it just a sad culture overall, or is it just a sad tit that looks like it belongs to some drunk retired dude watering the lawn at his 55+ retirement community in floriday…make that make sense…you can’t.

The only thing that is more beautiful, or special, or inspiring that motherhood, you know, since it keeps our miserable species going, is mothers that still find it in themselves to get naked on the internet in self produced content for either money or validation, because a mom focused strictly on raising her kids, instead of just putting them in front of a screen that will indoctrinate them, or in a school system that will program them, is an “all work and no play” kinda of mom…..when playing is important in this era of everyone being willing to fuck anything, or always being able to find someone to fuck anything…

The concept of MILF is supposed to be on the spectator’s side, meaning YOU decide who is a MILF, they can’t tell you “I am a MILF”, but I appreciate these self starters convinced that they are MILFs knowing that there is at least one person out there, probably thousands of people out there, willing to fuck each and every one of them…

So MILF is not any sort of beauty contest or VOTING for the MILFS system, it’s a “I have a vagina that’s been reverse penetrated by child, therefore I am technically a MILF because guys will fuck anything”…

So whether these MILFs are your kind of MILF or not, they are someone’s MILF and that’s what matters…

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MOTHER’s Day Continues, we actually celebrate it here every Monday with MILFS and lactating tits….because motherhood is the WHOLE point of life therefore, we should sexualize it.

MILFs who produce erotica on the internet are either married and miserable, or married and looking for excitement, which their husbands support because they’d rather have other dudes pay to jerk off to their tired pussy than being the only one, plus the idea of men lusting over your tired pussy may be inspiring to make you want to jerk off to your tired pussy by seeing her in new light…..

Or they are single moms looking for extra money to support their existence, ideally in a professional job or working at schools, so that their story goes viral and they get more subscribers, it happens often enough…which means that single moms are still desperate to show their kids how to fail at life, but also for men to validate them knowing that they have failed in the traditional sense of the whole family planning and are now forced to raise fucked up kids from single homes….which they apparently say come out better, but I’d argue that’s just propaganda to get more hopeless people posting nudes online for the dream!

Either way, I’m into watching as it unfolds….this modern LEAVE IT TO BEAVER suburban family life is WILD….

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY….to all the single mothers who used to be desperate enough to let me play with their tits, but who now probably monetize said tits to a ridiculous level of financial gains….

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For the sake of science, it’s important to stare at as many mom tits and mom pussies as you can, in order to really decide and determine whether they have been destroyed but the most beautiful experience of life, procreation.

For a long time, the Mom was an easy target in exhausted, miserable with her life choices, damaged on a physical level from her breeding tactics, because you could make them feel insecure about their stretch marks, c-section scar, sag tit, sucked on nips and most importantly, vaginal tightness….something that always makes a micro cock like myself feel better.

However, we’re now in an era of woke freaks and they’ve been pretty consistent in sterilizing themselves, so that they can’t breed, reminding us how important it is to breed.

Plus trad-wife women, who make babies and raise babies, the way they are supposed to is hot as a concept, if you don’t take their damaged body into account.

There is a Rapper named Kevin Gates who is trending on Twitter for posting a DOULA’s video of a birth from behind, stretched out asshole and all.

If you read this site, I’ve been posting birthing videos every Labor Day for over a decade, so I can relate to the reaction of the people being grossed out by the most amazing human experience, but my theory is, it’s a way to see pussy on social media….and maybe the rapper has a point….mom pussy ain’t all that bad…it’s just fun to pretend it is bad when trying to get it to fuck you….insecurity is the source of most of the sex I’ve had, so maybe I’ll never admit that moms are hot, but I will do a round up of moms for you to jerk off to.

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