MILFS aren’t necessarily what is for dinner, they are too busy feeding and bathing the kids before finding some time to get a fuck in, or to take some nudes when the kids finally go to sleep…

However MILFS are potentially who you ask “what is for dinner”, because their whole appeal is that they do mom shit and you never had a mom or had a mom who was too overbearing and the idea of dating a mom is hot to you, even if her kids aren’t your kids, and even if she’s not a very good mom because she moonlights as a whore when the kids are in bed….or worse, fucks guys like you for fun….

Here are some MILFS….not being very TRADITIONAL in an era of TRAD WIFE having a much needed and wonderful comeback….

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You may be the kind of guy into MILFs because the only woman who ever loved you was your mother, but you may be the kind of guy into MILFs because your mom never loved you….amnd you still crave a mother….or someone who does mom type things you never had…

You may be the kind of guy who is into MILFs because they are moms and you’ll never get a girl pregnant since it requires fucking, not even the lesbians desperate for sperm to birth their lesbian babies don’t answer your craigslist ads..

You may be the kind of guy who loves MILFs because they are biological women who have been run through and have the proof, unless the kid is dead, in which case she’s a mom with bigger issues than you initially expected from the mom, who you already assumed she had issues because she wasn’t out being a mom, but rather a modern day mom doing sex work shit….

I am into moms for the pussy…

So here are some MILFs…

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Since the whole purpose of being a woman is making babies…the whole MILF thing should be celebrated, but probably not when the MILF in question is being a whore, or getting naked for attention, or doing the other heathen things that women tend to do in this era of exhibitionism and perversion on the internet…

Sure, I like whores and exhibitionists, but figure that life should end when you have a kid, so that you should focus on that kid not growing up to be a retard in this world of retards, we need good kids to come through so that in 25 or 30 years we won’t be 90 year old victims to real fucking idiots….and when the mom is all self involved and feeling she deserves a life, or to be sexy, or to be jerked off to, or to fuck people who aren’t the kids dad, it’s just setting a bad presendence…

So when you fuck a mom, judge her for being a bad mom, because a good mom would be at home with the kids, because it wouldn’t be the “dad’s weekend”, the family would still be together…

When you jerk off to a mom, it’s a little less dramatic because mom’s have tits and pussy too and I guess can take nude selfies when they take their weekly mom bath, but it still seems like a sad thing for them to be doing instead of raising their kids properly…because sexual gratification is a little selfie…

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Milfs aren’t so much what’s for dinner, but the fantasy is that they are a “what’s for dinner” because they do mom shit like make dinner.

I don’t know if the MILFS of this generation are as good in the kitchen, with their housewife, homemaker predisposition, which I always assumed was just engrained in a woman at birth, part of the survival of the species, but I figure that whole “be my mommy” for the mommy issue bros out there is probably the foundation of the MILF fetish, I guess along with pissing off the asshole at school while in high school by fucking his mom, or maybe you just realize that the torn birthing hole they call their vagina and the baby weight, along with the baggage of having a baby, since not everyone sees the perks in stepfathering, means you’ll have a better shot in landing the pussy cuz it hates itself for all the wrong reasons, since birthing a kid is likely the most interesting thing a woman can do…

Point of the story, MILFS!

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Not all MILFs are mothers I would want to fuck, because some look like an overbred dog you get at the rescue saved from the puppy mill in need of a vaginal reconstruction, with all their poor dog nipples engorged from the abuse they’ve been put through….

It’s just a fact that some women who call themselves MILFS because they are Moms whorare willing to be fucked, or who want to be fucked, or who even get fucked by the chubby chasers with no standards on the dating apps, or the BULLs their CUCK husbands who don’t want to fuck them invite into the bedroom as some form of “maybe seeing her big big mom pussy railed by big cock will make me love her again”…..but they aren’t mother’s I’d like to fuck…..

You know gross, sloppy, haven’t lost the baby weight, are exhausted, are shit mothers, are just not very hot….but because they get naked on the internet and need an excuse for the way they look, they brand themselves MILFs, when there are actual hot mothers who try out there who are actual MILFs….so basically, MILFs are a sliding scale of porn category to moms who are worthy of a fuck and here’s a mix of them…

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MILFs as a concept has been bastardized by the porn industry, and by self proclaimed MILFs alike, by assuming that just because an old bitch who looks like a mom or in some cases like a grandma, with a body that’s of a mom or in some cases a grandma, but if you’re lucky is still pretty fit falls into the MILF category….

What they neglect to realize is that MILF is actually a very PERSONAL thing, not a catch all category like ANAL, so it’d be better named as “Old Tired Bitch with Kids”….or “MOMS”….because the I is the PERSONALiZATION of the experience, meaning that some MILFs are worthy of a fuck, while others are just too MILF to stomach…

You see a MILF is the familiarity of LEFT OVERS, someone’s already got into this shit when it was fresh, but there’s still some left that tastes good enough to me, in some cases even better than when it was first pulled out of the oven because the flavors have settled…sometimes, leftovers are just rotten.

A MILF is like hiring an old timer ski instructor on your ski trip to show you the ropes, you feel that his experience outweighs his physical prowess, but sometimes that old fuck is demented….

On paper, a MILF is a no bullshit, down to fuck, ready to fuck, willing to workout because she feels like shit about her baby body, kind of legging wearing almost a babe in the grocery store….but then you realize that she’s only fucking you because there’s something wrong with her, and those leggings are actually compression leggings holding her all together.

I am not anti-the MILF, but the right kind of MILF is one still with husband, not a divorcee, raising her damn kids, while the other MILFs are just disappointments….even if they are occassionally hot…

So yeah, I have mixed emotions when it comes to MILFS and here are a bunch of self proclaimed MILFs…

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Here some self proclaimed MILFS trying to have a good time, or at least get a little rush of excitement in their otherwise boring and routine lives, you know raising kids can be so boring, especially when you’re a self involved modern woman who finds the whole raising kids gets in the way of the whoring.

I guess it’s safe to say that it is summer vacation and that all you MILF fuckers out there, who aren’t the acting BULL in the relationship for the cuck husband to jerk off to, but rather the person picking up the table scraps the husband left in the divorce with your mouth and fingers, you’re probably about to get two weeks of free pussy, available to fuck daily, all energized with the kids with their dad, ready to fuck you in half with their near menopausal sex drive, only to remind you how much you prefer them every second weekend….

So here are some MILFS for you MILF fuckers about to go through it this month with the MILFs who have sent their kids to camp, or to dads, or anywhere that gives them the free time to be the annoying bitches you didn’t expect them to be when you first dove into the MILF fucking life…

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It’s the long weekend, which means all the MILFs are actually doing mom shit, unless they are recently divorced MILFs out there having a good time because they’ve dropped the kids off with their dad for the long weekend, so that mommy can go get her fuck on from the random men she meets on internet dating, or the man she cheated on the husband with that offered better opportunity for her, so she left her husband for him…

So yeah, either the hot moms are by the pool cutting up watermelon for her shitty dirty kids, or she’s just by the pool, a pussy full of future kids up inside her, cuz she’s the dirty kid for her new man now that she’s decided being a mom gets in the way of good old fashioned being a slut..

Here are some self proclaimed MILFs…

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I guess there’s a handful of bored moms out there who aren’t super stoked about being moms, it is not their identity, even though it probably should be, since it is seemingly the only thing that should matter to a woman, it’s kind of their whole point, but not in this world of sexual deviance and perversion, because in this world of sexual deviance and perversion, they need to pretend that they are still hot and still got it, like a bunch of single college aged girls at the club with two drinks in them, so naturally pulling their tits out and making out with each other for the dudes they plan to accuse of date raping them at a later date….

It’s the level of desperation that I guess should be appreciated, because at least they are trying and trying counts when it comes to self produced smut….

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MILFs on the day after father’s day to remind you that the MILF that you probably want to fuck while you’re cumming up inside her is one you’d want to fuck….as you’re making her a MOM….which in turn makes you a father…so that you can end up doing the whole father’s day celebrating like an accomplished human because you’ve done what you’re meant to do…spread your line, spread your genes through as many MILFS as you can….it’s really what the species needs, more of your broke an depressing ass…

Point of the story, MILFS….important creatures who aren’t as dead from a sex appeal standpoint just because their pussies have been put through it by bringing life in the world….plus most doctors get paid more to do C-Sections, so the body may be wrecked by the pussy intact.

Here are some MILFS because dudes need them…

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