MILFs as a concept has been bastardized by the porn industry, and by self proclaimed MILFs alike, by assuming that just because an old bitch who looks like a mom or in some cases like a grandma, with a body that’s of a mom or in some cases a grandma, but if you’re lucky is still pretty fit falls into the MILF category….

What they neglect to realize is that MILF is actually a very PERSONAL thing, not a catch all category like ANAL, so it’d be better named as “Old Tired Bitch with Kids”….or “MOMS”….because the I is the PERSONALiZATION of the experience, meaning that some MILFs are worthy of a fuck, while others are just too MILF to stomach…

You see a MILF is the familiarity of LEFT OVERS, someone’s already got into this shit when it was fresh, but there’s still some left that tastes good enough to me, in some cases even better than when it was first pulled out of the oven because the flavors have settled…sometimes, leftovers are just rotten.

A MILF is like hiring an old timer ski instructor on your ski trip to show you the ropes, you feel that his experience outweighs his physical prowess, but sometimes that old fuck is demented….

On paper, a MILF is a no bullshit, down to fuck, ready to fuck, willing to workout because she feels like shit about her baby body, kind of legging wearing almost a babe in the grocery store….but then you realize that she’s only fucking you because there’s something wrong with her, and those leggings are actually compression leggings holding her all together.

I am not anti-the MILF, but the right kind of MILF is one still with husband, not a divorcee, raising her damn kids, while the other MILFs are just disappointments….even if they are occassionally hot…

So yeah, I have mixed emotions when it comes to MILFS and here are a bunch of self proclaimed MILFs…

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