Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

2022

Aug

Sara Sampaio’s a dumpy ex Victoria’s Secret model who some of you may find hot, because she was marketed as being hot at one point in her life.

She’s no longer a Victoria’s Secret model, but I guess she could still be working with the brand, I don’t really keep track of Sara Sampaio or what she’s up to.

I am only posting this because her body, a body that was once a VS ANGEL, is beyond fucking average, so let that be inspiring to all the average bitches out there, that you TOO could be a VS model if you found the right obscure ailment, trending race, gender, mental health issue, retardation, addiction, illness, genetic defect to work your way into the mix!

“I am fat, gay, trans, with diabetes, one foot, and a breast cancer, alopecia and a skin rash, incontenence, not due to health reasons but out of laziness, diapers over toilets, etc”

Anyway, she’s in hr bikini, likely teaching her hot pregnant friend how to catch fish with her mouth, like a dolphin, the Portug