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2017

10

Oct

Sara Sampaio Slutty Photoshoot for LUI magazine of the Day

Sara Sampaio Slutty Photoshoot for LUI magazine

I am sure we can all agree that women are slutty and provocative the second they have the opportunity to be slutty and provocative…whether that’s in the form of fucking the bowling team after bowling team practice or the football team in high school…or sending nudes to someone who asks properly..

Sure, not all women are hot, not all women are models, and now a days not all women have pussies, but I’m old school and think that all women, even the ones with PTSD from some traumatic childhood who have dicks but think they are women, have what it takes to get naked and filled…so long as they are made to feel comfortable and not insecure or teased about it.

So here’s model Sara Sampaio of Portugal looking good for LUI…and by good, I mean like at trashy porn chick, but not one, thanks to Victoria’s Secret being her boss.

These are for LUI magaizne, not quite hardcore enough but they still happened..

Where are the actual nudes…get nudes…be nudes…they coming…we hope…cuz they don’t cound if there’s no labia…

Raica Oliveira was also there…

as was Emily Labowe

And Delilah who fucks Purienne…

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2017

04

Oct

Raica Oliveira and Sara Sampaio Nipples for LUI of the Day

Raica Oliveira and Sara Sampaio Nipples for LUI of the Day

Raica Oliveira and Sara Sampaio are in LUI magazine.

Lui Magazine is the French men’s magazine that was once a porno magazine, rebranded as an art / fashion magazine, that still gets girls naked magazine, and I like their hustle, the get models naked, make other models dream of being in it, hype it up, leverage the old name ironically, and cash the fuck in….because I like seeing models naked more than instagram girls naked…more than strippers naked…and more than my fat wife naked..it’s really the only thing of substance in this world…naked legit models…if legit model even means anything in this era of non models modeling…but it does to me…and that’s what counts.

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2017

02

Oct

Sara Sampaio Topless Shoot of the Day

Sara Sampaio Topless Shoot of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some skinny Portuguese fisherman’s daughter, who I like to assume is created in some Victoria’s Secret cloning lab, not because she’s that hot, but because she’s got a little too much Adriana Lima vibe for me to trust her DNA…and they are a billion dollar empire…and you know how crazy billionaires can be…evil geniuses…and shit…

The plan is to replace the old with the new…but the old won’t give up and I guess they feel like they can’t just turn their back on her….it’s not that crazy of a theory…

So….she’s topless in a shoot….and it matters because…she’s topless..

Other reasons why she matters…is because she hates fat models too…..and that means something in a world where everyone seems to encourage these fat bitches…

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2017

29

Sep

Braless Sara Sampaio of the Day

Braless Sara Sampaio of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some skinny Portuguese fisherman’s daughter, who I like to assume is created in some Victoria’s Secret cloning lab, not because she’s that hot, but because she’s got a little too much Adriana Lima vibe for me to trust her…you know replace the old with the new trash…situation…

I know Portuguese people, and I know that they are keen about celebrating their people, I think they collectively all jerk off to Ronaldo every fucking day because he’s their people and he’s made it…so if she was legit Portuguese they’d have statues of her like she was Jesus…

That said, I am into her because she defends the rights of skinny models, she’s like “hell yeah I’m not fat”…and “Just because I’m skinny, don’t hate me”…and I support anyone with that agenda, especially when I’ve seen their tits…or variations of their tits….lady in red got that tit out yo….

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2017

15

Sep

Sara Sampaio Nipples for Elle China of the Day

Sara Sampaio nipples for Elle magazine

Sara Sampaio is a skinny Victoria’s Secret created model who came out of the woodwork and who no one ever heard of besides her Victoria’s Secret work…which is weird…they say she’s from Portugal…sure she is…

I like to assume they have a model breeding camp in some remote country where Eugenics is legal, not because these girls are “abnormally hot”…they really aren’t abnormally hot..like they’d need to be made in a lab like Josephine Skriver..they are just more affordable if you make android pussy…and less of a headache…like a sex doll…

Her highlight is that she fights for the rights of skinny models, because skinny people are people too, and just because they are skinny and fat girls are mean, doesn’t mean they deserve to be shamed…you know like being skinny is bad…fat is good so kill the skinny people…then die of diabetes shit…

Her other hightlight is being showing nipples in this magazine..

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2017

12

Sep

Sara Sampaio See Through Top of the Day

Sara Sampaio see through top on the runway

Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese model that people in Portugal never heard of until she got famous in America working for the evil panty company as the back-up Adriana Lima – when the brand knew Lima was too old, but didn’t have the heart to tell Lima, who happens to still be working, because they don’t have the heart to tell her to settle down, and just continue as long as she goes hopping soon enough she’ll tap out…

I think it’s safe to assume she was built in a lab, a possible clone, genetic mutation creation…positioned as the new LIMA…you know “let’s say she’s from portugal, not his missile silo lab in OHIO we bought because we are a billion dollar a year brand”….basic logic really..

Well, whatever she is, she fights for the rights of skinny chicks and I like that…and I like her enough to post her…as she does NY Fashion week with her tits out – nipples exposed because in case you haven’t been paying attention – that’s the trend…ALL NIPPLES ALL THE TIME – EVERYONE NIPPLES – ALL THE TIME…

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2017

07

Aug

Sara Sampaio in a Bikini on a Yacht of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some Victoria’s Secret model who came out of no where a few years ago, yet continues to exist.

They say she’s from Portugal, but I think she’s from one of their workcamps they cultivate their women.

There is no way the evil empire that is the PANTY Company Victoria’s Secret, just finds random chicks to use in their campaigns.

This is some secret billionaire pervert society, and there’s more to the story…a story I am too lazy to dig into, or really conspire on…when really I’m good scoping out her bikini pics, that she posted on her social media, like all other half naked fame whores, doing bikini pics, on their social media…only this one gets paid for it…and has hard nipples, in a suit that looks too small for her…FUN

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2017

25

Jul

Sara Sampaio Looks a Little Bloated and Primate-Like in Bikini of the Day

Sara Sampaio is the skinny Victoria’s Secret model who they brought in from Portugal to replace Adriana Lima, at least that’s what the even empire wants you to think they did, instead of realizing that she was raised in a lab from Lima DNA somewhere to be their staff model, because no one has ever heard of Sara Sampaio from Portugal, maybe they are too busy fishing…

Maybe their formula is falling apart, degrading, not sustainable or whatever, her skinny advocacy in a world where all brands use fat chicks, even though no one likes fat chicks, even the fat chicks, to model their bikinis, to speak to that market, knowing they hate that market and don’t believe in that market, as celebrating unhealthy is bad…but celebrating hot body is good….

Because she’s in Tulum, being a skinny advocate, while looking bloated….confusing me, in this world of every brand uses fat chicks, despite everyone hating fat chicks, while alienating skinny chicks, and manipulating them to become fat chicks, to get work.

It’s fucked up time…but good ass though..

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2017

08

Jun

Sara Sampaio’s Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the day

Despite being Portuguese, Sara Sampaio isn’t that bad, we can’t hold that tainted DNA against her, she didn’t choose where to be born…and really, my hatred for Portuguese people stems from having worked for them and dealing with them and their complex of being the asshole of Western Europe no one cares about…when in reality, it’s not that bad, at least their bitches aren’t when they are models, skinny models, who defend being skinny, a fetish of mine in a world of fat.

She’s a VS model, thus annoying ego who thinks she’s a celebrity or superstar, but she’s still good to look at in bikinis for magazines when you’re avoiding leaving your house thanks to couch being so comfortable…

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2017

23

May

Sara Sampaio Thong Ass of the Day

I think it is important to give a personality like Sara Sampaio extra love while she’s being paparazzi fodder in Cannes for the rich guys and perverts she’s escorting for…

Because despite being Portuguese, we can’t hold that against her, she’s also skinny and half naked for a major brand, making her count to me….but more importantly, she is bringing that half nakedness to Cannes…thong on the red carpet…my god…woman is shameless..

I am just mad she didn’t get her period in this outfit…or food poisoning…I mean every since junior high I’ve known how important, edgy and daring white pants are…and ever since I started fucking…I knew how messy white panties got….so whenever I see a whore in white…I look for the green or brown or bloody stains….you know leftover residue from fertility, miscarriage, abortion, infection, excitement from making it…

I see no stains…and for that reason alone…I cry on the inside…while staring at her ass.

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2017

23

May

Sara Sampaio and Natasha Poly in Bikini in Cannes but Not Together of the Day

Sara Sampaio and Natasha Poly are both on 100 million dollar yachts in Cannes…you know because they are “basic” and “down to earth” and like the simple things in life, which I know is something I am sure they probably say, as all these vapid money grubbing cunts like to think they are down to earth and that their boyfriend don’t need to have money, it’s just a nice perk, meanwhile they are raging and selfie-ing on the boats so that they can send to all their friends…you know kinda like how they act on the private jets…but with more outdoor space…and paparazzi watching….

The whole thing may be expensive, but it’s pretty trashy…but models in bikinis…not a bad thing…

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2017

22

May

Sara Sampaio Butt Shot of the Day

Victoria’s Secret model – who was hired to replace Adriana Lima, both of Portuguese descent, is in Cannes, because it’s the Euro dream, something someone from the asshole of Europe would never dream of attending, because the only Portugese famous person before her was….there has been none, maybe the local fisherman or some shit…or maybe Ronaldo, I mean he’s Portuguese but doesn’t count…because of Soccer…

Point being, she’s flashing her ass…in her Romper, which is better than the ROMPHIM which is a real article of clothing that men are wearing, same concept…but with more testicles…not very big testicles..or maybe overly huge testicles…but still weird…

THAT SAID…I don’t mind that we’ve seen her named before…and her ass cheek aren’t as racy as when you see teen girls dressed like this…but it’s still…ass cheek exposed…as it should be…for all to see…because some of us don’t get laid by hot chick and appreciate the “off gassing” or being the creeper enjoying something a girl is wearing – not for us – and that they give us dirty looks about – but that I still get to take in….NICE>

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2017

21

Mar

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

Sara Sampaio is working for other brands than Victoria’s Secret, which is crazy if you were to think about it rationally, why would a brand that created her, because the only reason you know of her is because of Victoria’s Secret…life of a fisherman’s daughter because all portuguese women are Fisherman daughters…it’s all people do in Portugal…or as some call it – the asshole of Europe but it created Ronaldo….

I am convinced that all the VS girls are robots, and to earn the cost of producing them, they farm them out to work…to all other brands…as long as people remember that VS owns them…then it’s just leveraging the competition to get what you need done…and to build yourself up off the backs of dumb half naked girls…so good

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2017

20

Mar

Sara Sampaio’s Fashion Panty Flash of the Day

Sara Sampaio is a skinny bitch that no one in Portugal has ever heard of, yet she’s pulling the whole “I’m a Portuguese Model”…because anyone who knows Portuguese people, usually try to avoid hanging out or talking to them, except other Portuguese people, or if they are Nelly Furtado…and that’s probably why Victoria’s Secret decided that this Femme Bot would be from Portugal…when clearly she’s made from Adriana Lima DNA to replace LIMA…and it’s working out well for her because she’s famous as fuck.

This is her shoot that I am posting because I like her panty flash….I am a simple mind like that.

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2017

08

Mar

Sara Sampaio in GQ Italia of the DAy

Sara Sampaio is in GQ Italia because she’s so fucking Euro…and they have her posing with what looks like a Ferrari or some shit because they are so fuckign Italian…and their pride, besides pizza and pasta and half of the cast of The Jersey Shore….is their goddamn cars…

Sampaio…is not Italian, but apparently portuguese and thus able to live and work in Italy due to her EURO passport….but she’s too busy taking her skinny body to America to steal all the local jobs from the locals…like all these immigrants do…

This shoot isn’t hot or interesting, but it’s a skinny model bitch who makes over a million a year posing with cars…and somewhere out there someone will be very into it…

The only thing I like about her, besides the tanned skin and the smell of fish lingering from her portuguese past / and / or / her putting things in her vagina that lead to infection…is that she’s skinny…because this getting comfortable fat thing is pretty vile for dudes who don’t like fat chicks…even though I’ve seen this acceptance of being fat happen everytime a woman has a kid…because if you can be a lazy fuck..be the lazy fuck…it’s better than pressuring yourself to be all hot…

Here she is in some “I am a Woman”….for Women’s Day…because W Magazine knows how to Pander….this needs to be Parodied it’s so bad…

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