Sara Sampaio Ass of the Day

2023

Aug

Sara Sampaio was one of the least exciting Victoria’s Secret Angels back when they used to use the Angels to promote their underwear, you know before going woke and having the whole empire collapse in a weird way, because no one wants fat girls in underwear, not even fat girls buying the fat size of said underwear, it’s just the loud voices of the internet who protest that shit and instead of ignoring, brands through a fucking rawhide bone or cupcake into their circle of rage by giving them what they want, when it’s not what WE want.

So they fired the angels, like how Playboy once dropped the nudity before becoming its own OnlyFans because the nudity is what pays, meaning they’ll likely re-hire the angels at some point, but hopefully a new round because these old timers are old.

Sure, they still use their asses to self promote, and I don’t mind her big ass, but she’s old and I’m ready for new ass…

Maybe I’m just a hater, because even when she was at her peak, hired as an Adriana Lima who even spoke Portuguese, because she’s of Portuguese stock as you can probably tell by the widening of her ass as she pushes 40….I thought she as average at best….

I’m a hater, but I’m not hating the fat ass!