Good News, despite being a hairy Portuguese fisherman who was recruited to be a lingerie model by Victoria’s Secret for whatever weird reason, since she’ not really that remarkable, but I guess she is a dark skinned, dark haired, light eyes, Portuguese speaking Adriana Lima replacement, there was a similar vibe back in the day they brought her one thinking Lima was probably going to retire eventually, but never did.

But yeah, despite being a hairy Portuguese fisherman, she’s flashed her panties at some luxury event she’s invited to because of the Victoria’s Secret co-sign that put her on the map, and it doesn’t look like she’s hiding a set of balls. Always a win in this era of WHO TUCKS and WHO DOESN’T….most of them we hope don’t TUCK because we’ve been marketed to and think they are hot….but more than we know probably do TUCK because the fashion and entertainment industry is satanic and Satan loves trannies….

All this to say, she’s no longer a Portuguese fisherman, she’s dating a billionaire as Victoria’s Secret models do, but that doesn’t mean her panties don’t smell fishy from all her fish catching stunts she learned in her previous career as a fisherman, but we’ll never know because we are peasants who don’t get invited to the CATCHING A MACKEREL with her CUNT exhibitions….

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Sara Sampaio – Lingerie Model from the pages of LUXURY lingerie brand Victoria’s Secret, unless you’re like me and think that mall brand anything is some low quality, overpriced, overrated, cheap bootleg version of actual lingerie….middle of the road, suburban, Hostess Twinkie shit….but even if you think that, which I do, the brand, up until the WOKE got to them as they are trying to rebuild after bad press with Epstein, bad press from their old perverted creative director who doesn’t like fat chicks or tranny chicks as his models, because his job description required fucking the models first, a little TEST RIDE to make sure they can pose right…

Anyway, who cares about the brand that put her on the map, we’re looking at the Portuguese girl not at her fattest in bikini, showing off her Portuguese fishing skills, because you know she jumps in and catches them with her mouth…it’s the Portuguese way….

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Sara Sampaio’s in her bath holding her tits looking pretty fucking hot even if she’s been the most unimpressive of the Victoria’s Secret models, at least back when Victoria’s Secret models mattered. They don’t anymore….but their roster or their archive are still babes…it’s just that their brand is fucking dead thanks to the help of some guy who “DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF” dragging their credibility through the mud….

I like to think that Sara Sampaio is showing off some PORTUGUESE fishing tricks, old family tradition, where you strip down and jump in like a big wave surfer in NAZARE after one too many grilled meat platters and egg tarts…where your naked body connects with the elements, with nature, and your frequencies trick the fish to swim up your cunt….where a little KEGEL kills them…..but maybe that’s just fantasy. MY portuguese fishing fantasy I never knew I had.

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Here’s some Portuguese Princess, who may not be a Portuguese Princess, I don’t know if Portugal even has royalty, maybe they were just the fisherman supplying actual Euro-Royals their fish…I guess I could google it, but I don’t pride myself on being historically accurate…..I don’t even pride myself on posting facts..

What I do do…doo doo….omg HILARIOUS..

What I do do is post pics of slutty models who don’t look all that great in skimpy outfits since everyone dresses like a Miami stripper….it’s FASHION motherfuckers..

This could be for the VACCINATED ONLY SEGREGATION MET BALL….since Anna Wintour is a TYRANT…but who gives a fuck about those snobby fucks alienating each other, like they’ve alienated the simple minded middle of the road people who aren’t rich, famous and glamorous, but they are the people buying shitty VOGUE magazine.

Fuck these cunts….or stare at their side tits…either works.

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I know what you’re thinking, who gives a fuck about Sara Sampaio’s side tits, besides her only fan, not that she’s on Only Fans, but may be if her fucking rich dudes thing doesn’t pan out for her…not that she’s not rich in her own right, but not private jet rich, which is where the sugar baby-ing, high end sugar babying comes into play, because rich guys want Victoria’s Secret models to feel alive…or like they matter…because being rich as shit isn’t enough….but funny enough, since being rich isn’t enough, all these rich dudes have rich dude fetishes, like Trannies, being shit on, the basic stuff…because they’ve had so much pussy, they need that extra mile…so Sara Sampaio probably does some shit for her rich guys…WE WILL NEVER KNOW…

But I figure if I don’t write about Sara Sampaio, despite no one reading this site, she just becomes an instagram model and I am just doing my part to keep the line drawn that just because you’re on instagram, doesn’t mean you didn’t fuck the casting dude Ed from Victoria’s Secret to get where you got…

The good news is that since all these people do the influencer thing, which is funny, since they used to just go to work and get paid and not have to deal with fans and social media like fucking losers begging for attention….she’s got some fitness content to motivate you to jerk off to someone trying to stay fit….

She’s also got weird fucking ELF THEMED shit you see on Reddit for the weirdos…because no fetish is too obscure for the mainstream model…anything for the nerd sci/fi / Fantasy nerds…

Ultimately, it’s all so boring…but she’s trying.

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Sara Sampaio has got herself off the Portuguese Fishing boat in the Azores where she spends her days cleaning fish for sale to the local restaurants as Portuguese people do – THAT’S RACIST….

I actually love Portugal, it’s the cheap Europe and the people are great, until their peasants move state-side and annoy me….you see Portuguese in Portugal like Sara Sampaio are far better than Portuguese first generations who left Portugal for greener pastures….only to end up being cunts who make me good chicken…

Sampaio may be out of work now that VS is rebranding their woke shit, but I have a feeling the rebrand is so they can still use their hot chicks with less guilt and rage from the woke who they think are the reason the brand is dying…not because the brand is tired and having stores in every mall is fucking expensive…like I know fucking business…right…I can’t even make a dollar off this shit…

These are some one piece selfies cuz she’s likely been eating too many of those egg pastries they eat….and she’s looking pretty good even if I typically hate on her, there’s not much to hate on here..except maybe that ladder in the background of her bathroom…that shit is dumb.

To See Sara Sampaio’s Pussy in Leggings….. CLICK HERE

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I think it’s hilarious that Sara Sampaio is considered this hot, top paid, Portuguese Fisherman’s daughter bikini model, because she really isn’t that hot…from her average looking nerd face to her fluctuating weight body…you gotta ask who’s dick did she suck to get cast in the Victoria’s Secret empire’s Human Trafficking / Model ring….maybe as a fisherman’s daughter she understood swimwear better than the average..I don’t know…

I guess her looks don’t really matter as the Victoria’s Secret stamp of approval allows these girls to make millions regardless of their looks, people just believe the hype and want in on the hype, including rich guys they usually end up getting knocked up by….

So here she is somewhere luxurious posing in her swimsuit and the highlight of it for me is the bikini line…you know nothing like a thin pussy covering to make the rest of her boxy looking body irrelevant, but that’s just because I am into pussy and staring at the pussy area thanks to not being gay…despite being confused for gay because what straight guy would do a site cutting into hot, overrated, overpaid women who think they are more than just a set of tits and ass…when they are in fact just a set of tits and ass…that’s why we’re looking bro.

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Sara. Sampaio is some overrated, average looking, even sloppy looking Victoria’s Secret model who I like to think they recruited to replace Adriana Lima, back when Adriana Lima refused to fuck off…because she wanted to ride her Victoria’s Secret flotilla til it fucking sank….you know because she could….

Which means that Sampaio never hit the critical fame she probably could of and now she’s older, but still with the brand, still with some rich dude who is into fucking Victoria’s Secret models, as they tend to be….because we’ve all be told these bitches are the hottest they come, even when they’re not…

But she’s still working with the brand, like in this Valentine’s Day panty that is designed for romance, you can tell by the heart cut out, assuming you think romance is easy access to anal sex….a window to avoid any pesky and annoying panties getting in the way of that Romantic Valentine’s Day portuguese fish shit on her rich boyfriend’s dick…assuming he’s not one of those rich guys into weirder shit…like being the one in the panties…getting fucked up the ass without the pesky panties getting in the way of his anal…either way…Victoria’s Secret makes panties with anal sex windows…because everyone’s a freaky pervert now….

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Sara Sampaio is the average at best looking Victoria’s Secret who managed to escape the wonderful fishing boat she lived on off the coast of the Azures, to become a top paid model, despite not being that hot…I don’t know how they do these castings, but this one looks like a hairy faced troll….and the MOST annoying thing about her is that she’s actually pretended to be offended or violated or some other bullshit a few years ago because a magazine she posed nude for published the nudes despite her signing off to the nudes before realizing she’s a good Catholic girl who may work in her underwear all day, but sure as hell doesn’t show tit cuz that would land her in hell or give us something to actually jack off to…you see, if this “top model” was spreading her asshole so hard it would look like she was attempting suicide by ripping herself in half…I’d be all about it…but instead it looks like a mom on Christmas day in the Kitchen making Christmas pancakes….or whatever the fuck they eat in Portugal…you know Pastel de nata….right?

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