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Sara Sampaio in Leggings of the Day

Sara Sampaio is the Portuguese wonder – who is not a Fisherman’s daughter, or who may be a fisherman’s daughter, but who is working as a tall skinny model in America…almost like her Portuguese story is just a fucking lie or angle to try to market herself better…

To me, she’s more than just a Victoria’s Secret model, she’s a fucking hero. She’s fought for the rights of really skinny girls with booty…something I love….and she’s told all the people hating on her for being skinny that she eats….sometimes…and that it’s ok to be healthy and skinny…you fat fucks…what a fucking activist who needs all the support she can get in this world of fat filled everything…

That said, she’s got a hole in her leggings, probably strategic…a little taste of slutty – or a pilot hole for later that night when her rich boyfriend rips it open to access her anus..but totally wonderful…and relatable…a triumph we’ve all seen on girls who are ambitious in their legging size, unaware that when stretched out enough – they become transparent..

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Sara Sampaio Shaving Her Hairy Portuguese Face of the Day

Sara Sampaio is shaving her face for some photoshoot because you know that Portuguese girls are hairy little trolls and need maintenance….otherwise they look like fishermen…that have been lost at sea…but she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, very important and can’t let the world know that she’s got a fucking beard…

Sara Sampaio is better known for being the skinny model, blamed for being too skinny, targeted as being skinny, and defends being skinny, in a world that needs a lot more of that….because everything’s got so damn fat…


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Sara Sampaio Ass Shot for Victoria’s Secret of the Day


Sara Sampaio is the skinny Victoria’s Secret model…and here are some uneventful pictures of her showing off her ass…while not wearing a top…because Victoria’s Secret, the mall brand, made in China despite American Pride, crap that probably gives girl’s yeast infections, thanks to being such overpriced, low concept garbage….is picking up their classic Christina friendly lingerie catalog pics…with some implied nudity…like it was instagram…

Sara Sampaio is good because she’s a skinny model protesting people who hate skinny models and I am a fighter for skinny model rights as skinny models are what models are supposed to be – plus she gets half naked in shoots for lots of money…which is pretty good too….even when the shoots aren’t that good…

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Toni Garrn and Sara Sampaio Caribbean Vacation of the Day


Toni Garrn and Sara Sampaio are either best fucking friends ever and they vacation together – or they are on a shoot – but whatever it is they get topless together and put their asses in the air with a little duck dive…cuz it’s cute to show off your PUSSY PRINT….

It makes sense that they are together because they have so much in common as both have been exploited but well paid by the underwear empire that turns models into promo models….but pays them huge money so it’s OK, not to mention it gives them the work visa, it gets them in the right circles and Leonardo DiCaprio will fake fuck them since he’s more of a GRINDER kind of guy than a model fucker he’s marketed as…at least that’s the RUMOR….

So Toni Garrn is the German Leo Ex, Sara Sampaio the Portuguese skinny as fuck, who I’m sure has fucked her fair share of rich and famous people, but I don’t feel like googling it because who cares – all these basic bitches are the same….

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Stella Maxwell and Sara Sampaio Naked for Victoria’s Secret Porn of the Day


Stella Maxwell and Sara Sampaio are some trash from Victoria’s Secret did this nude shoot either for Victoria’s Secret, or on a Victoria’s Secret shoot, and everyone was so happy…so excited….because it was all censored nipple to nipple like a gang of lesbians…but Stella Maxwell is only a lesbian for opportunity, when the fake lesbian relationship is with Miley Cyrus…securing her place in the evil empire’s roster of promo models who get paid way too much…and who the world loves…and worships…

Here is Sara Sampaio….doing fitness…

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A better Look at Sara Sampaio’s Victoria’s Secret Pussy Not Wearing Victoria’s Secret of the Day


I posted Sara Sampaio’s possible pussy flash but the pics were too small for me to see actual labia….but today…I saw labia…and figured it was a good time to try to figure out what is going on here, other than that it’s a pussy flash, a bald pussy flash in an era of BUSH…which as a bush lover and connoisseur… I hate…

But the real issue about the pussy flash is that I THOUGHT SHE WAS SPONSORED BY VICTORIA SECRET….Victoria’s Secret is the only reason I know her…Isn’t this is a bad look for the brand. Their girl they pay tons of money to – doesn’t wear panties…because the panties cause yeast infections, or get in the way, or a low quality dog shit panties from China and she’s not legally allowed to wear other panties…so she wears no panties as a contract loophole….hilarious..

The only reason we know this girl, and now her pussy is because of the money and co-sign from Victoria’s Secret. If what they shove down our throats are lies…what in the world is real. Even underwear models don’t wear their underwear…they can’t be bribed into wearing their underwear…and everything we know about their marketing is all lies…this is promo model mall brand shit that these girls are better than…

TO me, her pussy is saying “There’s no point to underwear….not this shitty underwear that pays me…that stuff is bad”…or maybe she will spin it by saying “Look what happens when you don’t wear underwear”…her pussy…a martyr for or the brand…because she’s already put everything about her out there….this isn’t a big deal and it’s good press…

Either way….pussy…..or maybe this isn’t pussy – but is instead just nude panties that are from her owners Victoria’s Secret…and just look like a pussy slip…because that’s a new trend they are on…who knows…

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Sara Sampaio’s Pussy Flash of the Day


Sara Sampaio is apparently flashing her pussy through her shorts…I can’t really tell, but I can tell you that whenever girls where these beat up short shorts, I always look for the pussy flash or panty flash because it always happens, especially, when the legs are skinny skinny….like Sara Sampaio’s…the Victoria’s Secret model who defends being skinny…a fight us skinny lovers are losing to all these loudmouth body positive fat chicks who don’t realize putting down hot skinny chicks is body shaming…but jealous fat cunts are too loud to make any sense of what they are saying cuz their mouths are all full of cake…


I THOUGHT SHE WAS SPONSORED BY VICTORIA SECRET….this is a bad look for the brand. Their girl they pay tons of money to – doesn’t wear panties…hilarious…what is real in the media…even underwear models don’t wear underwear…all lies…ALL Fucking lies…she’s saying “There’s no point to underwear….”…or maybe she’s saying “Look what happens when you don’t wear underwear…her pussy…a martyr….for the brand…because she’s already put everything about her out there..because they own her.

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Alexis Ren and Sara Sampaio and a Bunch of Other Idiots at Burning Man of the Day

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Burning Man happened, so if you are on social media, which I am not really, but I am unfortunately aware of what’s going on – because I’ve created this stupid existence with this stupid site that I am addicted to updating for no real reason other than I got nothing else going on and can’t quit it…

Now, for those of you who don’t know about Burning Man, it’s a fucking nightmare to me, where all these losers dress up like Tank Girl in the middle of the desert, to listen to very important and underground artists like SKRILLEX, with very down to earth – removing themselves from all the luxuries of the world like wifi and showers – except in the wifi and shower zone…

It’s like Halloween in September…giving rich people a reason to dress up…and feel like they are part of something because they are vapid and empty…and like thinking they aren’t…

I clicked the burning man hashtag and along with Alexis Ren – Instagram model and Sara Sampaio – Victoria’s Secret model…there was a bunch of other silliness that doesn’t seem appealing to be stuck in the desert with….even if they show their tits while on psychedelics….

The whole gathering seems idiotic…but I’m here looking at the pics…not staring at the tits…so who’s the real idiot in all this…yep…me…

They call themselves Burners but none ever burn to death…bummer…

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Irina Shayk and Sara Sampaio Naked for Mariano Vivanco’s Portraits of Flower book of the Day


Photographer Mariano Vivanco published a book and he’s shot all these famous hooker models naked – so I guess that’s what the book is about – and we love naked hooker models – they are just more important than other hookers sand models….so here’s the queen Russian spy, straight from the KGB training department on how to lure rich guys with her pussy…before her obvious pregnancy to Brad Cooper retirement plan ass…

Irina Shayk….

And Sara Sampaio…cuz she’s skinny and supports being skinny – something I like in a model…even if her tits in her EVIL EMPIRE shoots are lies…

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Sara Sampaio Topless for GQ Mexico of the Day

Sara Sampaio is the non-fat ambassador of the modern modeling world. She’s also one of the products being exploited by the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND…

I like to think they are up to no good over there at the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND head office and that Sara Sampaio is a Portuguese version of Adriana Lima, who coincidently speaks Portuguese…..in what I think could be a clone or a variation of Adriana Lima, where they took her EGG when they first abducted her and made this creature in her image…who has similar face…

The assumption is that they they took the dumpy at 30 fat gene out of….which is why Sara Sampaio is so skinny..

I’ve said this theory before, but no one has listened and it would hurt my feelings – if I wasn’t a sociopath.


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Sara Sampaio Topless Tanning of the Day


Sara Sampaio is the tiny Titty Victoria’s Secret model, who I guess is taking a stand or protesting the evil empire for presenting her like a big tit bra model, by saying this is the truth, this actually my tits, this is who I am….prior to being a small Titty advocate, she was also a skinny model advocate, standing up to mean girls all fat and hating the skinny girls, because she doesn’t over eat and works out…a hero…

Just probably not a hero to the married billionaire she’s dating’s wife….

But if you were a billionaire getting in on this would be ideal, worth making all that money for….and when you’re a model you go for the gold…cuz modeling doesn’t last…

Either way…tits…euro bikini…good times…

A bit of her Instagram….


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Sara Sampaio in a Bikini of the Day


Sara Sampaio is Portuguese version of Adriana Lima, who coincidently speaks Portuguese, in what I think could be a close or a variation of Adriana Lima, where they took her EGG when they first abducted her for the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND, 18 years ago…and made this creature in her image…who has similar face, but who they took the dumpy at 30 fat gene out of….


Well, she’s in Europe filming some bullshit – but her schedule is so rough she took much needed time by the pool in her bikini for the paparazzi, it’s probably part of her contract with the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND…..

And I like how skinny she is…more girls need to get back to this skinny thing…



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Sara Sampaio Slutty for The Edit of the Day


So The Edit is a magazine put out by a fashion retailer – to push their products on the average consumer – and they do it by doing photoshoots with models like Sara Sampaio…

This is to promote their fall dresses, at least that’s what I read…but the reality of it is that she’s actually barely wearing the dresses, or wearing them like we’d hope all women buying them would wear them…all dramatic and in bathtubs with their little tits out….even if they had big tits, or were bigger girls….

But instead, these dresses will be worn to offices, to events…and none of them how masterfully they captured as slutty Sara Sampaio…trained by Victoria’s Secret…you know the professionals at turning girls into half naked celebrities…

Sara Sampaio is the Adriana Lima replacement, possibly created by Lima DNA in Josephine Skriver’s dad’s lab…but I have no proof of that…I just have these pics of her in a dress..

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Sara Sampaio Nipples of the Day


Sara Sampaio may be accused of being too skinny by the bodyshamers who don’t like how skinny she is, because they are fat…

They think her Portuguese fish eating fitness, that lead to her becoming a Victoria’s Secret model with nice little tits is fucking offensive….

So the slam her on social media like a rich guy she’s dating because he’s rich and likes models…

And that is bullying, reverse bullying, putting down a girl for having low body fat percentage – shaming her into overeating, developing diabetes and losing limbs….but no one gets on board with that fight, the fight the people calling skinny hot chicks to skinny and hot, because they feel like shit about themselves for being fat and realize life is unfair…

Well, I don’t know what this titty shoot is for, but it is recent….and there are tits…and I like tits…especially on skinny bitches who fight the good fight by being skinny.


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Sara Sampaio – Skinny Model in a Bikini of the Day


Sara Sampaio is skinny…and uninteresting…in Mexico…where she probably won’t drink the water – but if she did, she’d probably die from the parasites she caught, after shitting out her insides because she’s skinny and has nothing to survive in a time of emergency…not that she shits, girls don’t shit, especially skinny girls…because we know the plus sized girls shit, all over the fucking place from all that eating, that they can pretend is just defense from the tropical trips they are forced to go on for their bikini model life…



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