I know what you’re thinking, who gives a fuck about Sara Sampaio’s side tits, besides her only fan, not that she’s on Only Fans, but may be if her fucking rich dudes thing doesn’t pan out for her…not that she’s not rich in her own right, but not private jet rich, which is where the sugar baby-ing, high end sugar babying comes into play, because rich guys want Victoria’s Secret models to feel alive…or like they matter…because being rich as shit isn’t enough….but funny enough, since being rich isn’t enough, all these rich dudes have rich dude fetishes, like Trannies, being shit on, the basic stuff…because they’ve had so much pussy, they need that extra mile…so Sara Sampaio probably does some shit for her rich guys…WE WILL NEVER KNOW…
But I figure if I don’t write about Sara Sampaio, despite no one reading this site, she just becomes an instagram model and I am just doing my part to keep the line drawn that just because you’re on instagram, doesn’t mean you didn’t fuck the casting dude Ed from Victoria’s Secret to get where you got…
The good news is that since all these people do the influencer thing, which is funny, since they used to just go to work and get paid and not have to deal with fans and social media like fucking losers begging for attention….she’s got some fitness content to motivate you to jerk off to someone trying to stay fit….
She’s also got weird fucking ELF THEMED shit you see on Reddit for the weirdos…because no fetish is too obscure for the mainstream model…anything for the nerd sci/fi / Fantasy nerds…
Ultimately, it’s all so boring…but she’s trying.
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