Good News, despite being a hairy Portuguese fisherman who was recruited to be a lingerie model by Victoria’s Secret for whatever weird reason, since she’ not really that remarkable, but I guess she is a dark skinned, dark haired, light eyes, Portuguese speaking Adriana Lima replacement, there was a similar vibe back in the day they brought her one thinking Lima was probably going to retire eventually, but never did.

But yeah, despite being a hairy Portuguese fisherman, she’s flashed her panties at some luxury event she’s invited to because of the Victoria’s Secret co-sign that put her on the map, and it doesn’t look like she’s hiding a set of balls. Always a win in this era of WHO TUCKS and WHO DOESN’T….most of them we hope don’t TUCK because we’ve been marketed to and think they are hot….but more than we know probably do TUCK because the fashion and entertainment industry is satanic and Satan loves trannies….

All this to say, she’s no longer a Portuguese fisherman, she’s dating a billionaire as Victoria’s Secret models do, but that doesn’t mean her panties don’t smell fishy from all her fish catching stunts she learned in her previous career as a fisherman, but we’ll never know because we are peasants who don’t get invited to the CATCHING A MACKEREL with her CUNT exhibitions….

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