We call her Momma Portugal because she is from Portugal, that is the level of creative as I get, but in being Momma Portugal, she’s the kind of girl you’d probably want on a fishing trip because genetically, she can fish, one of those jump in the water and come up with a trout in her mouth like some kind of Dolphin…then you can throw her in the kitchen to grill it all up..another Portugese trait…which is really all you want out of a woman….and for desert you can braid your facial hair together……ohhhhhhhhhhh

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