Sara Sampaio is probably the least exciting of the last generation of Victoria’s Secret angels, one of those “How did that average looking bitch get the job”, to which you’d have to assume she sucked the right cock, dated the right rich guy, was human trafficked from a Young Age by the human traffickers funded by the founder of the brand, only to be rewarded for her service as one of their models, because I just don’t believe people jerked off to her, which is really a criteria for a VS model!

Maybe I’m just a hater, but I’m not hating this CHRISTMAS GARLAND bikini, since Christmas is my fucking jam, the only thing I actually find interesting, listening to Christmas carols all year round, watching Christmas movies all year round, and if I wasn’t a titty blogger writing about whores, I’d work at a Christmas Village store selling made in china ornaments, even though I’d probably be more into making slutty Christmas outfits out of ornaments like this, which I guess is a best of both worlds scenario and now inspo for my next career! Maybe Sampaio isn’t as useless as I thought, I mean she does have a cunt after all!

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