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2022

14

Jul

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

Sara Sampaio’s the Portuguese Fisherman turned Victoria’s Secret model, which I always thought was a weird series of events, because I never really found her all that hot, but I guess the people at Victoria’s Secret like Portuguese speakers as a general rule, so instead of Brazil, they go to the source, to the colonialists that the woke ar eso mad out.

She has a billionaire boyfriend and lives a pretty luxurious life, but I guess when you’re a Victoria’s Secret model, that’s how it goes.

She has also been dumpy, or chubby, over the course of her not doing that whole modeling thing as aggressively as she’s done in her early years….

So maybe this eating a croissant in a bikini is her fuck you to the body shamers like me who thik this is fat.. even if she’s not that fat, just fat for a model, or maybe it’s a new course in her career, a whole new world, a whole new direction where she turns things around and makes herself a 300 pounder…..for the feeder fetishists…or maybe this is her after starving herself out for a bikini selfie for likes and follows…WE WILL NEVER KNOW….but we’ll look at her fat model tits…..since her Portuguese Moustache is not getting in the way of things…

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