Sara Sampaio is one of the more basic Victoria’s Secret models that has existed.

My theory was they they hired her to replace Adriana Lima before realizing that bitch would never quit, but a Portuguese Speaking, Light Eyed girl was all those casting people needed, or she met the right guy on a fishing boat off the coast of Lisbon and her figured he’d give her a career as a model because she was tall enough as a thank you for the great fish her family brought him, like those custard pastries and Nando’s chicken, those Portuguese can fish.

Anyway, she’s the kind of VS model, who is no longer a VS model because VS turned their back on hot chicks…I actually walked by a VS store the other day and they had a fat fuck in their window, like some kind of virtue signalling woke liars….like back in the day the ugly VS models were this girl you wouldn’t notice on the street and now they are the girls you can’t help but notice because they take up the whole sidewalk or all the seats on the bus, thanks to being built like a bus.

What I am trying to say, I’ll get to it, is that Sara Sampaio doing nipple braless titty selfies like some kind of basic whore almost makes her less average looking, even though she’s doing what is now average things! Internet iPhone whorin’.

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