Some people are movie critics, music critics, theatre critics, food critics, wine critics, well I’m a Nina Agdal critic.

I have consistently shit on her for being overrated, not worthy of being a Sports Illustrated girl, not that I think that is a high profile thing to be, but the people who are Sports Illustrated girls seem to think they are more important than other girls because of the branded stamp of approval.

I used to be a little meaner, a little angrier, a little more ruthless and I wouldn’t say I’ve got soft, because I typically think most of these people suck. I definitely didn’t get scared to be a labeled a “misogynist” that needs to be cancelled, that happened long ago an I have the freedom to reduce bitches to their cunts like society does if I want to…

I see myself as a seeker and speaker of truths, so if she was unimpressive then, I called it out by calling her a retard on some affirmative action inclusivity work program which they used to do to keep retards busy and pay them fraction of minimum wage to do it…..

But Nina pulled it off, she looks far better than she used to, despite being older. Since the pandemic she committed to fitness, I guess she needs to keep her sponsors or her boyfriend who I think sChristie Brinkley’s kid happy, to get him to cum in her so she gets that child support, and the perks of the Hamptons house and Caribbean house.

So her flashing her ass to the internet in this pic is actually kind hot, which for someone who never found her hot, is a big deal to say.

It’s some kind of Easter miracle that’s far less impressive than the actual Easter Miracle….a model got fit and looks better than she used to….probably not a miracle at all….but we’ll count it.

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