When Nina Agdal was at her peak, I really didn’t support her as a model. I thought fit body with tits and an ass but she just wasn’t that great to me. I didn’t understand why Sports Illustrated used her as much as they did, I thought maybe she had dirt on the publisher or someone in the executive team, I thought she had this attitude that she was more important or hotter than she was, like a fancy A-List model thanks to doing free shoots for SI, and most importantly, her forehead made me think she had a retardation and that SI were using her as an affirmative action type work program of inclusivity, which was a crazy concept 10 years ago, when brands weren’t using people with Downs Syndrome, who are fucking awesome, I love every Downs Syndrome person I’ve ever met and I’ve met a few thanks to the pussy I fuck being tainted….if you know what I mean…so I wasn’t saying it in a bad way, or to be derogatory to the retards of the world, since I like retards, they are kind and better than actual humans….I guess that’s a mean way of saying it…I realize they are humans….you know what I mean..FUCK OFF with your woke shit…
THe point is, after she fucked Leo for a week or two as his public girlfriend who probably didn’t fuck him at all, she bloated up like he has, I figured it was laziness, age, cocaine, giving up…..she stopped SI…married Christie Brinkley’s son, who I guess is now her sugar daddy…and she was another success story of immigrant model to rich dude wife….a tale as old as time…when’s Disney going to make the movie about the American dream of important immigrants, publishing them in our magazines, then filtering to our rich…..MODERN PRINCESS things.
Then covid hit, she started working out and despite being in her 30s, is smoking hot, hotter than she’s ever been and things don’t work like that, but they have for her…
No longer a retard look, just a hot look, how weird…and exciting…
I guess this is inspo…if you’re a dog shit looking model in your 20s, don’t give up, you may get hot by 30….it happened to NINA AGDAL and she was nothing special so it can HAPPEN for you.
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