Nina Agdal is a bikini model….a bikini model who normally looks like she has downs syndrome….but in a good way…not in a wearing a diaper or shitting herself, wearing a helmet, trying to bash herself against the wall while drooling in some retard shit, literally…not that retard shit would be a bad thing…because retards are the kings of public masturbation, and if they looked like this while doing it, I think I’d find a new career and more importantly love…because lets face it, taking care of a retard who looks like this, while getting paid, would lead to many unwanted pregnancies I couldn’t get arrested for…cuz she never said “NO”…even if she can’t say no…

Not that NINA has that issue, but we’re all allowed to have fantasies.

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Someone pulled up Nina Agdal’s polaroids from her agency and she looks way less Downs Syndrome than usual. Fascinating. I know.

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Nina Agdal is a model who is putting in serious bikini work to knock Kate Upton of her all you can eat buffet fat ass filled throne….you know the prized pig at the fair…in her pig pen….eating as much of the free celebratory food as she can…because those are the perks of being the prized pig….really taking ownership on her obesity….

You see, Nina Agdal was robbed of the cover this year, because SI wanted to milk the cow one more time before putting her to pasture, giving Nina a chance to take the fuck over…and that’s what she’s doing…

These are some outtakes of her Esquire shoot, with bare ass and some see through to nipple and shit is glorious…so glorious I can ignore the fact that she kinda looks downs syndrome…

The things people will do to make it….are great….

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Nina Agdal is probably going to be on the cover of SI next year, now that Kate Upton has eaten her way to the top and they’ve milked her as much as they can before having to accept that her tits are exhausted and that there is no more milk to give….and the good news is that their second in line is this Nina chick, who although can look a little big in the forehead, you know like the kind of girl you’d find chronic masturbating on a short bus field trip to the museum, or wherever they take retarded people when they leave the institution, but her body, just fuckin’ wins….so much that I am posting her stupid bikini video promoting bikinis…even though I’m far more interested in her not wearing bikinis at all. I’m basic like that.

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Sometimes I wonder where my life went wrong when posting catalog pics of some SI Swimsuit model getting paid thousands of dollars to get into swimsuits for some swimsuit brand because they figure if they book her, next year’s cover girl, now while she’s affordable…people everywhere will be posting and talking about their brand like they are Victoria’s Secret. Unfortunately, I don’t remember what the name of the brand is, not that it really matters, because the objective here is to look at Nina Agdal’s body while appreciating that she doesn’t look as DOWNS as she normally does. I guess she’s been working on making less retard lookin’ facial expressions…or maybe, just maybe her body is good enough for me to ignore….

Who cares.

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Here is Nina modeling bikinis with Janini Milet…she doesn’t look as retarded as she normally does…you know with those wide eyes and big forehead, because she’s in a bikini and with a body like she’s got, she might as well not even have a head, it’s just in the way of a real deal throat fuck, if you know what I mean…..

All the press she’s getting is making her grow on me….I originally thought she was overrated, but now, I get it and most importantly am just happy it isn’t Kate Upton…

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Nina Agdal is the spokesperson for some lingerie company, and these are the shitty ads,

I guess she looks better than she normally does, because when she’s not posing, and the photographer isn’t focusing on her amazing body, she generally looks like Corky, you know a little Downs Syndromed.

Not that I wouldn’t sleep with a girl with Downs Syndrome, I have no standards and depending on how retarded she is, I assume she’d be easy. You know with all their chronic masturbating….

You see cuz like the Black Eyed Peas, I’m okay with getting retards.

Not that Nina has Downs Syndrome, she just looks like she does, and not in these pics, so focus on what matters, her amazing body she’s milking to the top, even if I’d rather she be milking me.

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So Esquire was smart enough to use Nina Agdal and her handicapped looking head that they just used for a photoshoot, for a video.

A video, that I assume is paid for by the record label, in some advertorial that you don’t care is an asvertorial, because a bikini model is dancing and smiling and flipping her hair rocking a small little package and nice toned stomach… singing along to songs sung by people she’s probably had sex with, you know cuz rockers like models and vice versa.

The video isn’t all that genius, but proves yet again, put a hot pussy in front of the camera and idiots everywhere will watch. Myself included.

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I’ve posted the Nina Agdal Topless for Esquire pics, taht aren’t actually topless, but that are as strategic as they can be to not be considered porn, because despite a willingness to showcase her hot body, in as little clothes as possible, this Nina Agdal chick is no a pornstar and will never be a pornstar, despite the fact that dudes are either already jerking off to her, using her as foreplay, and sizing their wives and girls up against her, only to be left seriously disappointed…you know, to give girls unattainable expectations so that they never find happiness. Despite her having a bit of a retard look, with those wide eyes and big forehead, but I guess when staring at her back, knowing she’s got her nipples in hand, her waterhead look doesn’t really come into the picture.

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Nina Agdal is some Downs Syndrome looking bitch with an awesome body who you may know from SI, but I’m gonna pretend you know her because of all the great posts of done of her that I steal from various sources around the internet, for no reason other than to say “look at her in this shoot, she looks way less corky, there’s hope for her”…you know commentary that matters, that changes lives, that may one day be published and celebrated like DrunkenStepfather was the manuscript of our generation, even though I know all you care about are the titties….titties strategically being covered up by our friend who doesn’t know we exist, but who I pretend is our friend as to not cheapen this experience, posing some bullshit and by bullshit, I mean the good kind that you can have some masturbation foreplay to…

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